figuring out if you want to date a guy

想知道你是否想和一個男人約會

just based on his Instagram Explore page.

只是基於他的Instagram探索頁面。

- I was at dinner with a friend,

- 我正在和一個朋友吃飯。

adding friends on Instagram.

在Instagram上添加朋友。

Usually guys will give me their phone

通常男人會給我他們的電話

to add myself on Instagram.

以在Instagram上添加自己。

And the search page is always where the Explore is.

而搜索頁面始終是 "探索 "的所在。

So before I go ahead and search for myself,

所以在我去尋找自己之前。

I'll just take a quick glance at their Explore

我只是快速瀏覽一下他們的《探索》。

to see, you know, what kind of stuff they look at.

來看看，你知道，他們看的是什麼樣的東西。

And then I'll go ahead and add myself (laughing).

然後我就去加自己（笑）。

- Social media algorithms know you well

- 社交媒體的算法很瞭解你

and it's so scary.

而這是多麼可怕的事情。

But I have three guys for you actually,

但實際上我有三個人給你。

and I have a bunch of posts that are

而我有一堆的帖子是

randomly selected from their Instagram Explore pages.

從他們的Instagram探索頁面中隨機選擇。

So I'm gonna have you look through them,

所以我要讓你看一下它們。

and then you're gonna decide

然後你要決定

who you want to go on a date with, just based on that.

你想和誰約會，就根據這個。

Sound good?

聽起來不錯吧？

- I'm excited sounds good.

- 我很興奮，聽起來不錯。

- Cool.

- 酷。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Hey, I'm Leland.

- 嘿，我是利蘭。

- Hey, I'm Dennis.

- 嘿，我是丹尼斯。

- What's up, I'm Jack.

- 怎麼了，我是傑克。

- What are you expecting today?

- 你今天有什麼期待？

- What am I expecting?

- 我在期待什麼？

So, I mean--

所以，我的意思是 --

- Other than,

- 除此以外。

other than finding the love of your life.

除了找到你生命中的愛之外。

- That's the goal.

- 這就是我們的目標。

Yeah, I mean, I'm expecting, you know, maybe some,

是的，我的意思是，我在期待，你知道，也許有一些。

I don't even know what guys look at, like cars?

我甚至不知道男人看什麼，比如汽車？

Do guys look at like cars, watches, hoes?

男人們看的是汽車、手錶、妓女之類的東西嗎？

(both laughing)

(兩人都笑了)

- I know no other things that guys do, so.

- 我不知道男人做的其他事情，所以。

- Cars, watches, and hoes.

- 汽車、手錶和鋤頭。

- Yeah, that's the only three things that guys are.

- 是的，這就是男人唯一的三件事。

- I've always been the type of person

- 我一直是這樣的人

that's looking for like a long term relationship,

這是在尋找像一個長期的關係。

never looking for something casual.

從未尋找過休閒的東西。

So based on their Explore,

所以根據他們的探索。

I would want them to kind of be

我希望他們能夠成為

like a wholesome person.

像一個健康的人。

Outdoorsy things that they do.

他們所做的戶外活動。

- Okay.

- 好的。

- Some I'm like wholesome hobbies, like cooking.

- 有些我喜歡健康的愛好，比如烹飪。

- This is like, I think,

- 這就像，我想。

even better than seeing what they look at,

甚至比看到他們看的東西更好。

this is seeing

這是在看

what like they subconsciously are

他們潛意識裡是什麼樣子的

at the depths of their very soul. (bell rings)

在他們靈魂的深處。(鐘聲響起)

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

(dramatic music)

(戲劇性的音樂)

Guy number one.

一號人物。

Fire away.

開槍吧。

- First impression.

- 第一印象。

Ah, it's a little weird.

啊，這有點奇怪。

(laughing)

(笑)

Aw, okay. This is a really cute one.

噢，好吧。這是一個非常可愛的作品。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好的。

This is a bonus point for this guy, right?

這對這個人來說是個加分項，對嗎？

- 4 goldens okay, this is, this is a plus one.

- 4個金人 好的，這是，這是一個加號。

All right.

好的。

- Basketball.

- 籃球。

How to cross over like Kyrie, all right,

如何像凱里一樣穿越，好的。

basketball fan,

籃球迷。

I also like basketball.

我也喜歡籃球。

I'm not like a huge connoisseur,

我不像一個巨大的鑑賞家。

but that's fun.

但這很有趣。

Next one, girls, cool.

下一個，女孩，酷。

- Cool, girls.

- 酷，女孩們。

(laughs)

(笑)

- Is that a

- 那是一個

good sign, bad sign, neutral?

好兆頭、壞兆頭、中性？

- I mean, I prefer guys' feeds not have girls in it.

- 我的意思是，我更喜歡男人的飼料中沒有女孩。

- Yeah, but it's not always his fault because--

- 是的，但這並不總是他的錯，因為...。

- Yeah, it's not always his fault because he follows,

- 是的，這並不總是他的錯，因為他跟著。

he has girlfriends.

他有女朋友。

So, sometimes it'll recommend.

所以，有時它會推薦。

- According to my Explorer page,

- 根據我的資源管理器頁面。

I pay a lot of attention to women

我非常關注女性

and a bunch of jacked dudes (laughs).

和一幫千斤重的帥哥（笑）。

- And I saw like one woman on your feed.

- 而我在你的飼料中看到了像一個女人。

- It may have been curated.

- 它可能已經被策劃了。

Yeah (laughs).

是的（笑）。

- All right, I'll give him a pass on this one. (laughing)

- 好吧，這一次我給他一個機會。(笑)

If I could speak to my 18 year old self, I would say,

如果我可以對18歲的自己說，我會說。

stop. - Ah, so this is like,

停止。- 啊，所以這就像。

basic woke life advice.

基本醒目的生活建議。

- I kind of like this.

- 我有點喜歡這個。

That means he's like trying to better himself.

這意味著他像是在努力改善自己。

- Yeah, but it's so like cliche,

- 是的，但這太像老生常談了。

it's so.

是這樣的。

(laughing) - All right, here we go.

(笑) - 好了，我們開始吧。

- All right, this is like the weird stuff.

- 好吧，這就像是奇怪的東西。

All right, here's a- - Got a shirtless Korean guy.

好吧，這裡有一個......有一個沒穿衣服的韓國人。

- With some Korean words

- 有一些韓語詞彙

- And he's like in- - Oh, oh, here it is.

- 他就像在--哦，哦，在這裡。

Okay, so it's a screenshot of a YouTube video.

好的，所以這是一個YouTube視頻的截圖。

- Okay.

- 好的。

- Of a topless guy.

- 一個赤裸上身的人的。

I don't know what's going on here? (jack laughing)

我不知道這裡發生了什麼？(Jack laughing)

All right, so this one was the really jacked woman

好的，所以這個人是真正的千斤重的女人

at the gym.

在健身房裡。

- So, this is another visual.

- 是以，這是另一個視覺。

- So yeah, I feel like this is like also humor

- 所以，是的，我覺得這也像是幽默

that I can't really relate to as much.

我不能真正地與之聯繫起來。

(Jack laughing)

（傑克笑著說）。

All right.

好的。

Next one.

下一個。

So this, cute. - He's just getting the fun

所以這個，很可愛。- 他剛剛得到的樂趣

and going like that on his face.

並在他的臉上這樣去做。

- Aw, this is really cute.

- 噢，這真的很可愛。

- So, so how are we feeling about this guy so far.

- 那麼，到目前為止，我們對這個人的感覺如何。

- Okay so I feel like him and I

- 好的，所以我覺得他和我

have a very different sense of humor.

有一個非常不同的幽默感。

- You get along in terms

- 你們的相處方式是

of the wholesomeness in terms of self-improvement.

在自我完善方面的健康性。

- Exactly yeah.

- 沒錯，是的。

- And dogs.

- 還有狗。

- Yeah, I just didn't find any of these.

- 是的，我只是沒有找到這些。

Like particularly, like,

特別喜歡，喜歡。

it didn't really entice me to kind of like wanna watch more.

它並沒有真正吸引我去喜歡看更多的東西。

So he is probably like in his thirties

所以他可能是在三十多歲的時候

because he's getting these inspirational quotes.

因為他得到了這些鼓舞人心的名言。

(guys laughing)

(大家笑)

- I could be just a very precocious person.

- 我可能只是一個非常早熟的人。

I'm 30.

我30歲了。

- Let's move on to the next person.

- 讓我們轉到下一個人。

- That was enough.

- 這就夠了。

(guys laugh)

(大家笑)

(dramatic music)

(戲劇性的音樂)

- The guy number two is vastly different.

- 二號人物則大不相同。

I'm excited.

我很興奮。

This one's like food, I'm a big foodie.

這個就像食物，我是個大吃貨。

There's like sushi, all right.

有像壽司一樣的東西，好吧。

Okay, Let's go.

好了，我們走吧。

- One by one.

- 一個接一個。

- This is like cooking in a walk.

- 這就像在散步中做飯。

Ooh, I actually watch these kinds of videos.

哦，我居然看這種視頻。

They're like, it's so impressive how quickly they cook.

他們就像，他們的烹飪速度如此之快，令人印象深刻。

This looks like it's like Thai food.

這看起來就像泰國菜。

Wow, that looks amazing.

哇，這看起來很神奇。

I'm salivating.

我在垂涎欲滴。

- Yeah it looks good.

- 是的，它看起來不錯。

So this is something that you would see yourself watching.

是以，這是你會看到自己在看的東西。

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- Like it popped up on your feet you would sit there.

- 就像它突然出現在你的腳上，你會坐在那裡。

- Yeah, because this is like street food.

- 是的，因為這就像街頭食品。

So I'm always curious, like kind of,

所以我一直很好奇，就像那種。

like how they make street food this is cool.

喜歡他們做的街頭食品，這很酷。

- Okay this is also, I think that might be Chinatown.

- 好吧，這也是，我想這可能是中國城。

- It's in London.

- 這是在倫敦。

- Oh in London--

- 哦，在倫敦 --

- But it's like a, what's it called?

- 但這就像一個，叫什麼來著？

Chinese lion dance.

中國舞獅。

So maybe they're Chinese.

所以也許他們是中國人。

Oh my God, sushi.

哦，我的上帝，壽司。

All right, So it's just like all different--

好吧，所以它只是像所有不同的 --

- Its just photos of sushi.

- 它只是壽司的照片。

- All different plates of sushi.

- 所有不同盤子的壽司。

- I don't eat that much sushi (laughs).

- 我沒有吃那麼多壽司（笑）。

- Nike running shoes.

- 耐克跑鞋。

Okay, so this guy's definitely a runner.

好的，所以這傢伙絕對是個跑步的人。

Ooh, wagyu steak.

哦，和牛牛排。

I love wagyu.

我喜歡和牛。

- You can tell she's such a foodie.

- 你可以看出她是這樣一個美食家。

- She's such a foodie.

- 她真是個美食家。