EVERY Song Ever ? | 1 Hour+ Music Compilation | SpongeBob

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♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪
♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪
♪ Jumped out of bed And I ran outside ♪
♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified♪
♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪
Hey Gary!
Why is this the best day ever you ask?
Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day
bringing life to a whole new generation
of delicious Krabby patties.
followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate!
And an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,
when I'll unveil my newest most prized possession,
the deluxe jelly-slayer composite pro!
And for the grand finale,
everyone of my closest friends joining together
for Squidward's clarinet recital!
[panting]
I'm so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
[screaming]
♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪
♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪
♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪
♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪
[laughing]
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪
♪ F is for fire that burns down The whole town ♪
♪ U is for uranium... bombs! ♪
♪ N is for no survivors When you- ♪
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this.
♪ F is for Friends Who do stuff to- ♪
Never! That's completely idiotic!
Here, let me help you...
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
Try it!
♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪
Wait...I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside..
Should we stop?
No, that's how you're supposed to feel!
Well, I like it! Let's do it again!
Okay!
♪ F is for frolic through All the flowers ♪
♪ U is for ukulele ♪
♪ N is for nose picking, sharig Gum, and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪
Argh, mutiny!
♪ If you ever smell the stink Of an unwashed dog ♪
♪ Or inhaled the fumes Of a gassy bog ♪
♪ If a whiff of rancid rubbish Make your tonsils clench ♪
♪ Well, friend, that's just a hint ♪
♪ Of Filthy Muck stench ♪
♪ Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! ♪
♪ And his nauseating Buddy Little Yuck ♪
♪ Pee-yew! ♪
♪ They roam with sweaty socks And musky boots ♪
♪ They frolic with the belches And the putrid poots ♪
♪ Living by the code of The stink-filled snoots ♪
♪ They love every aroma Just as long as it pollutes ♪
♪ Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! ♪
♪ There's no stink that Ever stank so rank ♪
♪ No stagnant mildew Half as dank ♪
♪ As the stinky stank Of Filthy Muck ♪
♪ And his buddy Little Yuck! ♪
♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong♪
♪ I messed up and Now you're gone ♪
♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you, oh, ♪
♪ I never expected you To run away and leave me ♪
♪ Feeling this empty ♪
♪ Your meow right now would Sound like music to me ♪
♪ Please come home 'Cause I miss you, Gary ♪
♪ (Gary, come home) ♪
♪ Gary, can't you see That I was blind? ♪
♪ I'll do anything To change your mind ♪
Gary!
♪ More than a pet, You're my best friend ♪
♪ Too cool to forget, come back 'Cause we are family ♪
♪ And forgive me for Making you wanna roam ♪
♪ And now, my heart is beating Like the saddest metronome ♪
♪ Somewhere I hope You're reading ♪
♪ My latest three-word poem ♪
♪ "Gary, Come Home" ♪
I want peanuts!
Ah, no!
[screaming]
-Are you ready, kids? -Aye, aye, Captain!
-I can't hear you! -Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Absorbent and yellow And porous is he ♪
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ If nautical nonsense be Something you wish ♪
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish! ♪
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ah-hah hahaha Ah-hah, hahahar
♪ [flute riff] ♪
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza, Is the pizza, absolutivaly! ♪
♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza, Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi pizza ♪
♪ Do do ba ba ba da Do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do pizza Do do do do do do ♪
♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaa Yeah-yeah-ya-yab Pizza! ♪
♪Is the pizza, yeah, For you and... ♪
♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee! ♪
Road road road road road road!
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ I see stuff going by ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ I got a bug in my eye! ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Looks like Clear skies ahead ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Please stop touching my head♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song♪
♪ I wanna sing it all day long♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song♪
♪ Let's all sing along! ♪
Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?
I call this one The Campfire Song Song.
♪ Let's gather around The campfire ♪
♪ And sing our campfire song ♪
♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong ♪
♪ But it'll help if you Just sing along ♪
♪ Bum Bum Bum ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong ♪
♪ But it'll help if you Just sing along ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
Patrick!
♪ Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E... ♪
Squidward... good!
♪ It'll help, it'll help! ♪
♪ If you Just sing along ♪
Oh yeah!
♪ When I met you, my fingers went numb ♪
♪ And my arms were all aloof ♪
♪ But I tripped over Your heart ♪
♪ And now, My loneliness went poof ♪
♪ Because... My leg is in love! Hey, my leg is in love! ♪
♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove! ♪
♪ My leg is in love! Wow! My leg is in love! ♪
♪ Through my femur To the marrow ♪
♪ Is where Cupid Shot an arrow! ♪
♪ So, my leg is in love! Whoa! My leg is in love! ♪
♪ My calves are Getting restless! ♪
♪ My quads are going crazy! ♪
♪ I'm in love with a nurse and I think her name is Daisy! ♪
Me?
♪ His leg is in love! Yeah! His leg is in love! ♪
♪ I really mean it! Yeah, my leg! ♪
♪ His leg! Oh yes! ♪
♪ Oh yes! ♪
♪ My leg is in love! ♪
♪ His leg is in love! ♪
Yeah!
Hey, I always wanted to show a little leg!
[laughing]
[kissing]
My leg!
-Get ready! -Huh? Oh.
♪ 'Tis we ♪
♪ Here to sing a song of Maritime camaraderie ♪
♪ Together! ♪
♪ Together! (Together!) ♪
♪ Together! ♪
♪ Together! (Together!) ♪
♪ Together! To-ge-ther! ♪
♪ Like a boat upon the sea! (Together!) ♪
♪ In happy camaraderie! (Together!) ♪
♪ That's the way it ought To be (Together!) ♪
♪ Just you, and you, and You, and you, and me! ♪
♪ (Together!) Together! (Together!) ♪
♪ Hey, there, mister, would you like to know about ♪
♪ A very special something that makes all problems go away? ♪
What is it?
♪ It's Everything Juice! ♪
♪ Hey, there, madam, Can I help you out ♪
♪ With those False teeth of yours ♪
♪ It must be very hard To shout hooray ♪
♪ For Everything Juice! ♪
♪ Can it make my voice Sound much more creepy? ♪
Probably.
♪ Will it fix the smell Of my pet Kiki? ♪
Buy it and see!
♪ Indeed! Hey, there, son, Looks like you might need ♪
♪ To find some Slickening solution ♪
♪ So your marbles can Get up to speed today ♪
♪ Try Everything Juice! ♪
♪ Pardon me, But I see you chose ♪
♪ Not to trim that Rather lengthy hair ♪
♪ Protruding from your nose But that's okay! ♪
♪ With Everything Juice! ♪
♪ How much does it cost? ♪
Quite a lot!
♪ I don't care, give me Everything you've got ♪
♪ Yes, my friends, this Is the greatest stuff ♪
♪ It's a wonder, it's a miracle You just can't have enough ♪
♪ So we say hey Get some today ♪
♪ There's no excuse, everyone Needs Everything Juice! ♪
[cheering]
Amazing!
I've got to tell someone about this!
♪ Hey all you people, Hey all you people, ♪
♪ Hey all you people, Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich, No ordinary sandwich, ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly... ♪
♪ Hey, man! You've got To try this sandwich! ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea! ♪
♪ Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a Dob-a dab-a dee dow, yeah! ♪
Thank you!
♪ I was a lonely, lonely lad, Solitary soul, ♪
♪ Didn't have the rock, and I didn't know how to roll ♪
♪ Joined me a band, Singing on a stage, ♪
♪ They was swooning And a-screaming, ♪
♪ And now I'm all the rage! ♪
♪ Feeding frenzy, everyone Wants a piece of me ♪
♪ It's a feeding frenzy, I can't get me no privacy ♪
♪ How am I gonna shake 'em? ♪
Is it really him?
♪ The freaky fans found me man, ♪
♪ They'll tear me limb from limb! ♪
♪ They claw at my clothes, Steal my shoes, ♪
♪ Tear out my hair, I got nothing left to lose ♪
♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy, The kids can't get enough ♪
♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy, ♪
♪ This rock-n-roll /Is getting rough! ♪
-You can run... -But no can hide!
♪ When worlds collide ♪
♪ You'll laugh so hard You'll swear you died ♪
♪ When worlds collide ♪
♪ Hold my hand And I'll be your guide ♪
♪ When worlds collide ♪
♪ Buckle... buckle... Buckle up For the sweetest ride ♪
♪ And prepare to have Your mind blown wide ♪
♪ When worlds collide ♪
You check it out!
♪ When worlds collide It's a curious thing ♪
♪ Bet you never heard a robot And a caveman sing ♪
♪ In his metal chest Are some working parts ♪
♪ How is that different From my beating heart? ♪
♪ -I'm from the future... -And I'm from the past ♪
♪ But that don't mean This friendship ♪
♪ Wasn't built to last ♪
♪ He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave ♪
♪ So let me hear you holler For this inter-era rave! ♪
Word!
I am SpongeTron!
♪ You... you... you... You can run... ♪
But no can hide!
♪ When... when worlds collide ♪
All right you invertebrats!
I'm gonna teach you how to do the Sponge!
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take the other One and jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around, And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge, Sponge, Do the Sponge, ♪
♪ Bet your buns you're Doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Well, now, If you take your leg ♪
♪ And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And-a then you take The other one ♪
♪ And you jam it right up... There ♪
Get lost pizza topping!
Can't you see I'm doing the sponge?
♪ Now you're doing, ♪
♪ Yeah, now you're Doing the Sponge ♪
♪ All right, now, yeah, a-do The Sponge, Sponge ♪
♪ A-do the Sponge ♪
♪ Before you know, You're taking the plunge ♪
♪ I said the Sponge, Sponge, A-do the Sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns you're Doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Aw, yeah, well, You're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Oh I said, the Sponge, Spong! Yeah, do the Sponge! ♪
♪ Yeah, do the Sponge, Sponge! Well, do the Sponge! ♪
They love us! Yay, we're popular!
[grumbling]
Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?
♪ Squidward, You must look inward ♪
♪ And then I'm sure That you will see ♪
♪ What an awesome band We still could be ♪
♪ Please oh please Don't quit on us now ♪
♪ I can not allow this To be our last bow ♪
♪ Now Now Now, No No No, Nay Nay Nay, Ne Ne Ne ♪
♪ Ne Ne Never give up Don't ever give up ♪
♪ We can't let Mr. Krabs Go bankrupt ♪
♪ We must keep busy, Never giving up! ♪
♪ How did I not see this plan Was a failure from the start ♪
♪ Being around SpongeBob Is bad for my heart ♪
♪ And that's not even The worst part ♪
♪ Supermarkets, retirement homs Birthday parties for kids ♪
♪ My career in music really Feels like it's hit the skids ♪
♪ I give up, there is no point, I give up ♪
♪ Mr. Krabs will have To go bankrupt ♪
♪ While I'm busy, Bitterly giving up ♪
♪ Don't you see, Mr. Krabs needs us terribly ♪
♪ We've got it in us To be a huge success ♪
♪ You and I Can't settle for less! ♪
♪ I promised myself not To shed this tear ♪
♪ It's getting Really cold out here ♪
♪ And I'm 400 miles from Home, it would appear ♪
♪ And my feet are hurting, Oh dear I fear ♪
♪ This tentacleitis is Pretty... severe ♪
WHAWHA WHA WHA WAAAAAA!
♪ I should probably give up On this giving up today ♪
♪ This is the part where I turn around and play ♪
♪ This is the part where I stand up and play ♪
♪ Take a deep breath In an emotional way ♪
♪ 'Cause with my instrument Is how I say ♪
♪ I never thought that I would Have a chance like this, ♪
♪ What dreams exist As big as this one? ♪
♪ If happiness are patties Frying on the grill, ♪
♪ I'll have my fill, Upon each fresh bun ♪
♪ Here's a day that Couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on to That warm feeling ♪
♪ A miracle is something That you don't believe ♪
♪ You will receive, And then it happens ♪
♪ This is what I have to call a miracle ♪
♪ My heart is full And toes are tapping ♪
♪ Here's a day that Couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on to That warm feeling ♪
♪ Sure I know it's gonna Take a lot of work ♪
♪ But here's the perk, I think I must say ♪
♪ When you're doing something That you really love ♪
♪ And so proud of, Then work is like play ♪
♪ Here's a day that Couldn't get much better ♪
♪ It is the greatest That's ever been ♪
♪ It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater ♪
♪ Just to hold on to That warm feeling ♪
♪ Want to learn how To tie your shoe? ♪
♪ It's a very easy thing to do♪
♪ Sit on down and I'll give you the scoop ♪
♪ What's that? It's called a "loop de loop!" ♪
♪ You got to take A lace in each hand ♪
♪ You go over and under again ♪
♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪
♪ You go over and back, Left to right, ♪
♪ Loop de loop and You pull 'em tight! ♪
♪ Like bunny ears or A Christmas bow ♪
♪ Lace em up and You're ready to go! ♪
♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪
♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪
♪ Who's there for you when You are sad and down? ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Who picks you up And smacks you all around? ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Who puts thorns in you So you can save the town? ♪
♪ Idiot friends! Idiot friends! Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Duh, duh duh duh, Doo duh doo doh doh ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Duh dee duh duh, Doo, duh duh duh ♪
♪ Idiot friends! ♪
♪ Dee duh duh, Duh dooh dooh, duh doh! ♪
You know, SpongeBuck, all we been a-doin' is
singin' about what I've done for you.
Well, what have you done for me?
[laughing]
♪ Who helps you pick your Pants up off the ground? ♪
-Thanks buddy! -Curses!
Only an idiot friend would do that.
Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Okay!
♪ Who lets you ride On his coffin? ♪
♪ Who slaps you Hard and often? ♪
♪ What do you and me Have in common? ♪
♪ We're idiot friends! ♪
[cheering]
Thank you, thank you very much!
Hit it, boys!
♪ Welcome to Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
♪ Welcome to Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
♪ You can relax all day Like a tiki can ♪
♪ Or lay out in the sun For a tiki tan ♪
♪ Or drink from a coconut That's full of flan ♪
♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
♪ You can play all day In a tiki band ♪
♪ And dance all night On the tiki strand ♪
♪ Don't matter to me 'cause, 'Cause I'm crazy, man! ♪
♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
♪ Tiki tiki! ♪
Welcome to the wonderfully whimsical
and wickedly woven world of the glove!
♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves, Gloves, gloves, gloves, ♪
♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves, Gloves, gloves! ♪
♪ If you want to wear something On your hand or fist, ♪
♪ There's really nothing Quite like gloves! ♪
♪ And if you don't want To leave fingerprints, ♪
♪ I've got a pair that You're just gonna love! ♪
♪ If you want complete Knuckle protection, ♪
♪ When you stick your hand Inside a block of cheese ♪
♪ A glove's a thing you want, A glove's a thing you need ♪
♪ So wear a glove If you please! ♪
♪ Get yourself some fourchettes Gussets, tranks, and quirks! ♪
♪ Slap a pair of Thumbs on that, ♪
♪ And you've got A look that works! ♪
♪ Queen Elizafish the first Wore her gloves everyday, ♪
♪ To preserve and protect Her lovely mitts! ♪
♪ Hats protect your head, And shoes protect your feet ♪
♪ But gloves protect you From getting sick ♪
♪ From everyone you meet! ♪
♪ So if you box, Or build, or drive, ♪
♪ Or cook, or clean the loo, ♪
♪ We've got a special glove Made just for you! ♪
♪ A glove is beyond compare, As essential as underwear! ♪
♪ If I were you, I'd buy two! ♪
♪ Gloves! ♪
[cheering]
♪ Oh, my Karen, Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ Put down those punch cards, Put down those punch cards, ♪
♪ And listen to my ode ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen, Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ What compares to, What compares to... ♪
Ehhhh, um, eeh... Ah-ha!
♪ Your beautiful diodes? ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen, Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ I was blinded, Yes, I was blinded, ♪
♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪
♪ Oh, I built you, Yes, I built you, ♪
♪ I built you in The - ehhh... erm... ♪
♪ In the shape of a cube! ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen, Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes! ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
Eating here was your idea!
I like to call this little number
Striped Sweater.
♪ The best time to wear A striped sweater ♪
♪ Is all the time ♪
♪ One with a collar, turtleneck That's the kind ♪
♪ Cause when you're wearing ♪
♪ That one... special... Sweater... ♪
♪ Come with me to The land I love ♪
♪ It's not right here, down The street, or up above ♪
♪ It's down below in The deep blue sea ♪
♪ Where SpongeBob lives And the fun is always free ♪
♪ Down, down, down, To the bottom of the sea ♪
♪ Where our salty friend SpongeBob waits for you and me♪
♪ Down, down, down, ahh, We'll have lots of fun ♪
♪ You and me forever in The underwater sun ♪
♪ We'll catch some jellyfish If we get a chance ♪
♪ Say hello to Patrick, And do a little dance ♪
♪ Karate chop Sandy, See Squid get a tan ♪
♪ Eat a Krabby Patty and Fdoil Plankton's plan ♪
♪ Down, down, down, to The bottom of the sea ♪
♪ We'll hook up with SpongeBob And his snail Gary ♪
♪ Down, down, down, ahh, We'll have lots of fun ♪
♪ You and me forever in The underwater sun ♪
♪ Underwater sun! ♪
♪ I hate people! People hate me! ♪
♪ I prefer my own Best company! ♪
♪ Single and secluded On my own! ♪
♪ I can have the best Of times all alone! ♪
♪ Because I hate people! ♪
♪ I'm glad you asked! I'll make it perfectly clear ♪
♪ I'm the guy you made Smile from ear to ear ♪
♪ 'Cause a sweet sound's comin' From this here direction ♪
♪ The entire ocean Should hear! ♪
♪ Now what I am Proposing to you ♪
♪ Is somethin' I feel It is my duty to do ♪
♪ I'm not just An admiring passer-by ♪
♪ I wanna be a concert- Promoting-manager guy! ♪
♪ Are you serious? Is this a dream? ♪
♪ Colonel Carper's the name, I think we make a great team! ♪
♪ You and your musical Compadre up there ♪
♪ Are my next big thing, I do solemnly swear! ♪
♪ So, what are we waitin' for?♪
♪ It's high tide time We go on tour! ♪
♪ Together we'll set sail on A magical musical journey ♪
♪ Where we'll play for At least a trillion ♪
♪ And that guy on that gurney ♪
♪ Screaming fan'll insistently Clap their hands for more ♪
♪ As you fly through the air, Doing your fourth encore ♪
♪ And remember To bring your rake ♪
♪ 'Cause Neptune only knows The money we'll make! ♪
♪ Did someone say money? ♪
♪ I could swear that's What I heard, ♪
♪ I got super sensitive hearing When it comes to that word ♪
♪ Yes, he said money, But more importantly, ♪
♪ He said fans! ♪
♪ And not the type That blows air ♪
♪ When you're feeling too hot ♪
♪ The type that wants Your autograph ♪
♪ On everything they've got! ♪
Signature Mr. Tentacles?
♪ And I heard the word "team", Which is special to me ♪
♪ 'Cause through The power of music, ♪
♪ There's no way we won't get ♪
♪ To bond together In this special duet ♪
♪ So, what are we waitin' for?♪
♪ It's high tide time We go on tour! ♪
Uh, excuse me, is there any way
I could do this tour as a soloist?
Hmm, let me think about that for a second.
♪ None! What-so-e-ver! ♪
♪ The tour must consist, And I do persist ♪
♪ Of the tall one With halitosis ♪
♪ And the square one With the talented wrist ♪
♪ A dream wrapped in pain ♪
♪ I don't know whether To smile or pout ♪
♪ Excuse me, Colonel ♪
♪ I'll be taking over From here on out ♪
♪ But it was I who discovered This soon-to-be-famous pair ♪
♪ And I'm the one who knows What it takes ♪
♪ To get them there ♪
♪ You'll need a tour bus, Venues, gotta build a buzz ♪
♪ You need equipment And roadies, too ♪
♪ I'm the expert of all things Concert-promotionally speaking♪
♪ You have no inkling, You have no clue! ♪
♪ Thanks For all the great tips ♪
♪ I think you should be On your way ♪
♪ Goodbye, good luck, Have a nice day! ♪
♪ So, what are we waitin' for?♪
♪ It's high tide time We go on tour! ♪
Up and at 'em boys, we got a tour to put on!
♪ A friend is a friend, 'Till the end of the end. ♪
♪ That's forever and a day ♪
♪ Stay by your side, Won't hear me say goodbye ♪
♪ Come what may ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what friends d, That's what friends do, ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what friends d, That's what friends do, ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what friends d, That's what friends do, ♪
♪ That's what friends do! ♪
♪ We're Gal Pals. And, yes, we shall ♪
♪ Conquer the world one day! ♪
♪ We're no sea bunnies. We're smart and funny ♪
♪ And we demand equal pay! ♪
♪ We'll shout "Gal Pals." Right into your ear canal ♪
♪ And bang it on a drum! ♪
♪ We're sweet and nice. But take our advice ♪
♪ Cross us and you'll be chum!♪
[screaming]
♪ You don't need A plane to fly ♪
♪ Plastic wings may Make you cry ♪
♪ Kites are made For windy days ♪
♪ Lawn chair with balloons Fly away, inflatable pants ♪
♪ You may as well skip ♪
♪ If you want to fly, all You need is friendship yeah ♪
♪ Oh baby, they may Call me a fool ♪
♪ But I can't help Our gravitational pull ♪
♪ When I stuff you With cotton candy ♪
♪ It reminds me You're so sweet ♪
♪ When we go riding, It's dandy ♪
♪ The way you hang on To that seat, baby ♪
♪ When I'm with you our love Is stronger than glue ♪
♪ Whoa, oh baby! ♪
♪ There isn't anything, ♪
♪ There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you ♪
♪ Hey! Let go of her, You patty eaters! ♪
♪ No! Get away! ♪
♪ Hiya! Hiya! Wa-cha! Hiya! Hiya! Ya! ♪
♪ Oh wah cha ya ya wah cha Wah wah ta wah po ya ya ♪
♪ Ah ya ya ya ya ya! ♪
♪ Patty? You okay sweetums? ♪
♪ I'm so sorry ♪
♪ I'll never let you out Of my sight again ♪
♪ And I'll always keep you Out of harm's way ♪
♪ Yay! ♪
♪ Oh baby, I love you so strong ♪
♪ That's why I'm singing This song, baby! ♪
♪ Your looks are Sweeter than honey ♪
♪ From your pickles to your Buns, it ain't even funny ♪
♪ I'm coming for you Oh no, look at you ♪
♪ Don't worry patty, I'll take care of this ♪
♪ There you go ♪
♪ All better, oh baby ♪
I feel so alive!
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, Cha-chingaree ♪
♪ Money, oh money, How I love thee ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-chong, Cha-changaroo ♪
♪ From pennies to dollars, Any amount'll do ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, It's no contest ♪
♪ There's only one thing That I love the best ♪
♪ From every sight I've ever seen ♪
♪ To the sweetest Sound I've heard ♪
♪ I'd gladly Give up everything ♪
♪ For all the money That I've earned ♪
♪ Cha-ching, cha-ching, Cha-chingaree ♪
♪ There's nothing on Earth like The feeling of greed! ♪
♪ There's nothing on Earth like The feeling of greed! ♪
[laughing]
♪ Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? ♪
♪ Who... am I? ♪
♪ Who am I? I just can't remember ♪
♪ Who am I? I just can't recall! ♪
♪ Who am I to sing This somber song? ♪
♪ When you've got six heads, There's something wrong ♪
♪ Who am I? Please tell me ♪
♪ Who am I? Do you know me? ♪
♪ My name could be Clementine or ♪
♪ It could be Freddie! ♪
♪ I just can't recognize myself I don't know if I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready! ♪
♪ Who am I? I have a right to know! ♪
♪ Who am I? Am I friend or foe? ♪
♪ I have so many features It makes it hard to tell. ♪
♪ I don't know what My first name is ♪
♪ But my faces ring a bell ♪
♪ Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? ♪
♪ Who am I? ♪
[phone ringing]
♪ Hello? ♪
♪ Hello, To whom am I speaking? ♪
♪ I don't know! ♪
♪ It's all about you, girl On your 16th birthday ♪
♪ Pay attention to you, girl ♪
♪ Everyone hastodo Just whatyou say ♪
♪ You get your Very ownspotlight tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause it's all about you Yeah it's all about Pearl ♪
♪ You're the birthday girl ♪
Yeah! It's all about me!
♪ On my 16th birthday ♪
♪ I want music, clothes, And shiny things ♪
♪ So give it up right away ♪
♪ Everybody in The whole wide world ♪
♪ They have to pay Attention to me ♪
♪ It's all about me, me... And guess who? Me! ♪
Sing? Sing a song?
A song of wanting to move along!
♪ To a land where All our dreeee-- ♪
Whoops, sorry.
♪ To a land where All our dreams ♪
♪ Can finally come true ♪
♪ A bubble I long for, That so eludes me ♪
♪ But soon enough I will see ♪
Well that's just splendid boy!
♪ A land where it rains money! More than you can spend ♪
♪ With fives and Tens and fifties ♪
♪ That all want To be your friend ♪
[laughing]
♪ Such a valiant desire Hehehe! ♪
♪ The lost weapons of Atlantis♪
♪ The most advanced Of all time ♪
♪ As soon as this Dopey song is done ♪
♪ I plan to make them mine! ♪
Did y'all hear something?
♪ I can hardly believe That there's a lost city ♪
♪ Where having smarts is more Important than being pretty! ♪
♪ With all their Advanced science, ♪
♪ And my painfully Enlarged mind! ♪
♪ I bet we can figure out how To make wondrous things ♪
♪ Like melons with Edible rinds! ♪
♪ As a connoisseur of fine art I'm proud to say ♪
♪ I've always seen things In my own special way! ♪
♪ Art-lantis with Their glorious aesthetics ♪
♪ I'll copy their style in a While my art will be prophetic♪
♪ I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! ♪
♪ And I like um, uh, [Record scratches] ♪
♪ I don't know what I like ♪
What's that music?
I think Mr. Krabs is gonna sing.
Oh great.
♪ If I could talk to money, How great my life would be ♪
♪ We'd tell Each other secrets ♪
♪ All their friends Would visit me ♪
♪ We'd bathe in filthy riches Which is clean enough for me ♪
♪ Oh, if you could Tell me what you want ♪
♪ How happy we would be! ♪
♪ We'd surely be The best of friends, ♪
♪ We'd never disagree ♪
♪ There couldn't be a downside, Not one that I could see ♪
♪ If I could talk to money, Come along, sing with me! ♪
Uh, no thanks, I gotta go! I really have to pee.
♪ If I could talk to money, And it could talk to me ♪
♪ We'd always be the best Of friends for all eternity ♪
♪ The sun must set at The end of every day ♪
♪ And the curtain must fall at The end of every play ♪
♪ And every little bubble ever Blown must someday pop ♪
♪ Like presents, On Christmas day! ♪
♪ It doesn't seem to stay... Or a cheese soufflé! ♪
♪ It doesn't last all day ♪
♪ I will try.. (Try...) ♪
♪ Again... (Try again) ♪
♪ To blow a bubble... (To blow a bubble) ♪
♪ That will last... all... day♪
♪ (To blow a bubble That will last) ♪
♪ All day ♪
♪ Take a penny and some magic ♪
♪ Even though Your life is tragic ♪
♪ You can throw all your Dreams down the well ♪
♪ Although every day The pain grows ♪
♪ You'll ride unicorns On rainbows ♪
♪ If you throw all your Dreams down the well ♪
♪ When your life's Come apart at the seams ♪
♪ That you've given up All your dreams ♪
♪ Here's just the means to make Those dreams come true ♪
♪ No more suffering, No more sighing ♪
♪ No more pain and No more crying ♪
♪ When you throw all your Dreams down the well ♪
[INDISCERNIBLE]
♪ Yo, yo, ho, yo ho! ♪
They're good.
♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪
♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪
♪ Sleeping in coffins With spider webs ♪
♪ As ghostly pillows Beneath our heads ♪
♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪
♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪
♪ We wear black shrouds That look quite neat ♪
♪ But we don't own shoes, 'Cause we have no feet ♪
♪ Ha-ha-ha! ♪
♪ We like to haunt And frighten and scare ♪
♪ Till you jump right out Of your underwear ♪
♪ We like to eat Eyes and brains ♪
♪ And drink right out Of rusty drains ♪
♪ We don't keep animals Like cute-sy snails ♪
Gary!
♪ Our favorite pet's The-Cat-O'-Nine-Tails! ♪
[meowing]
Here goes!
♪ Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you!♪
♪ Yes whatever you like to do,♪
♪ There's a pet Who likes it too! ♪
♪ There's a pet for people Who like to run, ♪
♪ And one for people who don't♪
♪ A pet for folks Who avoid the sun, ♪
♪ And for those Who should but won't, ♪
♪ A pet for people Who sing and dance ♪
♪ A pet for people who cry ♪
♪ A pet for people Who take a chance ♪
♪ And for those With just one eye ♪
♪ Yes, no matter What we say or do ♪
♪ There's just one thing I know is true ♪
♪ We all eat patties Yes, we do ♪
♪ And every pet likes Eating them too! ♪
♪ Because... Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
♪ Yes, whatever you like to do♪
♪ There's a pet Who's just like you! ♪
♪ Just like you! Pets! ♪
[panting]
♪ When I ripped... My pants ♪
♪ I thought I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now, she won't even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I, Ripped my pants ♪
♪ When Big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ Spongebob turned Into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever Wants to dance ♪
♪ With a fool who went and Ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn't mope Around, I shouldn't curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels So much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause windin' up with No one is a lot less fun ♪
♪ Than a burn from the sun Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and You won't regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself, Don't miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won't end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
Want to sing?
That's the word I was looking for!
♪ One, two, One two three four! ♪
♪ Skinny arms a-flapping Long nose looks real swell ♪
♪ Shiny head is bulging He plays really well ♪
♪ On the fact he's a genius You can surely bet ♪
♪ This strange-looking blue guy Sure plays a neat clarinet ♪
♪ To hear his music playing Is like, uh, music to my ears ♪
♪ His delightful melodies Reduce grown men to tears ♪
♪ If you haven't heard This mollusk play ♪
♪ You ain't hear nothing yet ♪
♪ This funny-looking blue guy Sure plays a neat clarinet ♪
♪ No one does it better He's the best there is ♪
♪ When you ask him How he does it he says ♪
♪ It's all in the wrist! ♪
♪ Thumbs are opposable, Thumbs are great ♪
♪ We share 'em with monkeys And with the apes ♪
♪ ou can grab, you can tie, You can pinch a cheek ♪
♪ But without your thumbs, You're all thumbs ♪
♪ All thumbs, no thumbs, Busted up your thumbs ♪
♪ Sucking on your pinky Will sure look dumb ♪
♪ You can never hitch a ride Or pull out a plum ♪
♪ Without your thumbs, You're all thumbs ♪
♪ All thumbs, no thumbs, Feels like a crime ♪
♪ Can't pull up a zipper Or flip a dime ♪
♪ And forget about chopsticks, You'll starve every time ♪
♪ Without your thumbs, You're all thumbs ♪
♪ Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thums Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs♪
♪ Without your thumbs, You're all thumbs ♪
Mom look, it's the flying guy!
Wow! I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all!
♪ I'm flying, I'm flying! He's flying, he's flying! ♪
♪ He's really, really, flying!♪
♪ They laughed, they scoffed, Before I had liftoff ♪
♪ But now he's flying, He's flying high in the sky ♪
♪ I'd love to hang around To say "I told you so" ♪
♪ But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go ♪
♪ Roads and streets Are not for me ♪
♪ Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree! ♪
♪ I've had her since I was a little girl ♪
♪ But now it looks like The end of her world ♪
No!
Gotcha! [laughing]
-Next time, try the elevator. -Thank you Bird Man!
♪ I have never felt so free ♪
♪ High in the sky Is the place for me ♪
♪ Helping friends From up above ♪
♪ These are the things That I love ♪
♪ I'll help Mr. Krabs Reclaim his dime ♪
I'm rich!
♪ And I'll save Patrick From this mime ♪
Thanks buddy!
♪ Even Plankton Needs some help ♪
♪ When he gets Tangled in the kelp! ♪
Please put me down.
♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ I can't leave Without a goodbye ♪
♪ But please don't think bad Of me if I start to cry ♪
♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪
♪ There's so many things I'll miss ♪
♪ From your smoggy, Crowded city ♪
♪ To your stingin' jellyfish ♪
♪ This town is filled With many things ♪
♪ That I've come to love ♪
♪ From the birds that fly Up on the ground ♪
♪ To the flowers up above ♪
♪ Farewell, Bikini Bottom Now, I really hate to go ♪
♪ But the things I'll miss the most of all ♪
♪ Are the friends I've come to know ♪
♪ A stove is a stove no matter Where you go ♪
♪ A patty is a patty, That's what I say ♪
♪ A grill is a grill, This is surely so ♪
♪ And fries should be Fries, either way ♪
♪ But this grill is not a home This is not the stove I know ♪
♪ I would trade it all away If you'd come back to stay ♪
♪ This kitchens not The same without you ♪
♪ It's just a greasy spoon (Just a greasy spoon) ♪
♪ Without you ♪
♪ Yeah, Kung Fu Rock, Kung Fu Rock ♪
♪ Kick off your socks and Get a clomp in the chops ♪
♪ Swing one, swing two, Smack down, pop! ♪
♪ That's how you do The Kung Fu Rock! A-yo! ♪
♪ Critters That you gotta wrangle, ♪
♪ Cowboy suits With perty spangles, ♪
♪ Boots with spurs That jingle jangle, ♪
♪ That's a rodeo! ♪
♪ Tight blue jeans You gotta squeeze in, ♪
♪ But they sure look Mighty pleasin'! ♪
♪ Big belt buckles Are always in season! ♪
♪ That's a rodeo! ♪
♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...), Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪
♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo!♪
♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...), Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪
♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo!♪
♪ Ride that critter, Don't be no quitter! ♪
♪ Hold on tight With all your might! ♪
♪ Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-Ha! That's a rodeo! ♪
♪ Tractor pulls And big ol' bulls, ♪
♪ Line dancin', horses prancin, Barrel racin', bareback ridin'♪
♪ Bronco bustin', Aluminum siding ♪
♪ That's a rodeo! ♪
♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...), Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪
♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo!♪
♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...), Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪
♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo!♪
♪ And don't forget Who makes us laugh ♪
♪ When we're feelin' down... ♪
♪ The happy, slappy, sunny, funny good ol' Rodeo Clown! ♪
♪ Trying to stop it is futile ♪
♪ So just listen now to My musical doodle! ♪
♪ Think you control it, But it's way too hard ♪
Young man? Excuse me young man!
I asked for no onion!
You're mad!
Ugh, what is wrong with the youth of the ocean today?
♪ Every time it plays, It's an electric charge ♪
♪ The sound in Your head is brutal ♪
♪ Now you're infected by The musical doodle! ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! ♪
♪ You're gonna listen again To the musical doodle! ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! ♪
Ugh, I can't eat like this!
Me neither!
♪ It's shaping up to be A wonderful holiday ♪
♪ Not your normal, Average, everyday ♪
♪ Sounds like someone Felled my old coral tree ♪
♪ Spongebob, Patrick, Why'd you do this to me? ♪
♪ The world feels like It's in loverly ♪
♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ There'll be shopping Decorating and plenty of snow ♪
♪ Hey Patrick, who's that Under the mistletoe? ♪
♪ What? Who me? Would you Look at the time, I should go!♪
♪ People seem A little more brotherly ♪
♪ Here's a special something To you from me ♪
♪ Even the trash on Christmas smells sweetly ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ What do you want, can't You see that I'm busy? ♪
♪ Step outside, we've got Something for you to see ♪
♪ Spongebob, take this Stuff down immediately ♪
♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns In the third degree ♪
♪ Tonight things are as good As they seem to be ♪
♪ A star on top will Complete all the scenery ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
Oh, he's not gonna sing?
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Your Krabby Patties From the grill ♪
♪ The smell of grease Gives me a thrill ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ With prices high And portions small ♪
♪ The stains of mustard On the wall ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ [humming tune] ♪
♪ [humming tune] ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab, Oh, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab, ♪
♪ [humming tune] ♪
♪ [humming tune] ♪
Mr. Krabs, look!
The customers, they're coming back?
SpongeBob's dopey little song's bringing them back!
[laughing]
♪ Oh what a beautiful sight! ♪
♪ Weapons as far as The eye can see! ♪
♪ But which one will be Right for me? ♪
♪ How do I pick which one Will do the trick? ♪
♪ Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest? ♪
♪ So many weapons, How do I choose? ♪
♪ Look at this one, What a beautiful fuse! ♪
♪ And with this one I couldn't lose! ♪
♪ That one will surely Give them the blues! ♪
♪ And this one here Matches my shoes! ♪
♪ Come on Plankton, Just pick one ♪
♪ And forget about your shoes!♪
♪ Eeny meeny miney moe, I pick you now let's go! ♪
♪ Wish I was back in Texas ♪
♪ The ocean's No place for a squirrel ♪
♪Wish I was in Texas, Prettiest place in the world ♪
♪ Oh no ♪
♪ I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl ♪
♪ I wanna go ho-oh-oh-oh, home♪
♪ Home! ♪
[howling]
♪ Yodel-ay-e-oh Yodel-ay-e-oh ♪
Hey Patrick, listen to that!
Get 'em off me, get 'em off me!
Patrick! Listen, hear that?
It's Sandy.
♪ I wanna wake up in Texas ♪
♪ I miss those wide open skies♪
♪ I miss my 20 acres, barbeques And pecan pies, oh why? ♪
♪ When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do is cry ♪
[crying]
[crying]
♪ Yodel-ay-e-oh Yodel-ay-e-oh ♪
♪ Yodel-ay-e-oh A-Ley-e, a-ley-e ♪
♪ I wanna go home I wanna go home ♪
♪ Dear friend, Don't say that it's all over! ♪
♪ As long as I breathe, I will cherish our bond! ♪
Terrible!
♪ Dear friend, Don't say that it's all over! ♪
♪ My heart bounces on rocks! Jagged and gray! ♪
♪ Dear friend, Don't say that it's all over! ♪
♪ Let's stay pals! What do you say? ♪
Hit it boys! One, two, three, four!
♪ Oh, I've got A whole new attitude ♪
♪ A lifetime subscription To gratitude ♪
♪ Friend you've got To change your latitude ♪
♪ Live An attitude of gratitude ♪
♪ I am grateful For the life I am living ♪
♪ Who knows How long I will have it ♪
♪ I'm thankful For all I've been given ♪
♪ We make appreciation a habit♪
♪ There's no time Like the present day ♪
♪ To have a present Come your way ♪
♪ All you have to do Is grab it ♪
♪ So now I think that You will see (you will see) ♪
♪ There's nothing more You need ♪
♪ My friend, this ain't No platitude (platitude) ♪
♪ Just an attitude Of gratitude (gratitude) ♪
Or in your case Squidward, an attitude of hattitude!
[giggling]
Give it up for The Goofy Scoopers!
♪ A one and two And three and four, ♪
♪ I need more scoops Ice cream galore ♪
♪ Or I'll banana split Right out that door. ♪
♪ Don't you know, I'm doing the goober rag! ♪
[cheering]
I love you, Rock T. Puss!
♪ Oh, five and six and Seven and eight, ♪
♪ Finish my ice cream Licking my plate ♪
♪ Another fudge sundae Sure sounds great ♪
♪ And that is how I do That goober rag! ♪
♪ Nine and ten and Eleven and twelve ♪
♪ Get the rum raisin Off that shelf ♪
♪ I'll eat the whole tub All on my own, ♪
♪ And I don't even need a cone♪
♪ Don't you know, that's how ♪
♪ Can't you see, I'm doing it now ♪
♪ I'm coming, I'm going, I'm doing the goober raaaaag! ♪
[cheering]
♪ The winner takes all ♪
♪ It's the thrill Of one more kill ♪
♪ The last one to fall ♪
♪ Will never sacrifice Their will! ♪
♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪
♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪
♪ And the games will begin! ♪