Well, I guess the first thing we should do is...

嗯，我想我們應該做的第一件事是......

[camera flashing]

[相機閃動]

Yay, my first prom picture.

耶，我的第一張舞會照片。

Uh, our first prom picture.

呃，我們的第一張舞會照片。

Let's get this over with.

讓我們把這個問題解決了吧。

Come on, SpongeBob.

來吧，海綿寶寶。

Be right there!

馬上來！

Will you hurry up?

你能不能快點？

Just a second. Coming!

請稍等。來了!

Sorry. Pardon me!

對不起。請原諒我！

Here I am! Cheese!

我在這裡!奶酪！

[camera flashing]

[相機閃動]

That'll be a keeper.

這將是一個保存者。

Look, it's Pearl! Hi, Pearl!

看，那是珍珠！嗨，珍珠！

SpongeBob, here come my friends. Uhh, go get me some punch!

海綿寶寶，我的朋友來了。呃，去給我拿點拳頭！

Prom expert; away!

舞會專家;離開!

Hi, Pearl!

嗨，珍珠!

Hi, girls.

嗨，姑娘們。

I'd like you to meet Billy Fishkins!

我想讓你見見比利-菲什金斯！"。

Meep.

米普。

And you know Brian Flounder from math class.

而你在數學課上認識布萊恩-弗勞德。

- Meep. - Hi, Brian.

- 米普。- 嗨，布萊恩。

So, like, where's your date, Pearl?

那麼，比如，你的約會在哪裡，珍珠？

We're all dying to meet him.

我們都很想見見他。

He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch.

他在酒杯旁給我準備了一些潘趣酒。

Ohh, is he the really tall one?

哦，他是那個非常高的人嗎？

Oh, yes! I mean... Oh no.

哦，是的!我是說...哦，不。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Ooh.

哦。

Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is!

哦，快，讓我們去看看辛迪的衣服有多難看！。

Thank you. Meep.

謝謝你。米普。

Yeah, thanks.

是的，謝謝。

SpongeBob, what are you doing?!

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

Hi, Pearl.

嗨，珍珠。

Come on, it won't bite!

來吧，它不會咬人的!

You look ridiculous. Oh.

你看起來很滑稽。哦。

What is it?

它是什麼？

Get down, he'll see us!

下來吧，他會看到我們的！

It's my ex-boyfriend, Octavius Rex,

這是我的前男友，奧克塔維厄斯-雷克斯。

a.k.a. long, tan and handsome!

又名：長、黑、帥!

Meep.

米普。

Whoa. But, I bet he isn't holder

哇。但是，我打賭他不是持有人

of the Regional Romantic Dance Championship trophy.

的地區浪漫主義舞蹈錦標賽獎盃。

Give me that back.

把它還給我。

[laughing] That just didn't happen.

[笑]那只是沒有發生。

Let's go!

我們走吧!

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'?

你沒看到這裡每個人都在做 "捶打 "嗎？

The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one.

捶打？哦，是的，那是我發明的。

Are you sure you can do this?

你確定你能做到這一點嗎？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[stuff breaking]

[東西壞了]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

My leg!

我的腿！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Well, I guess you can take me home now,

好吧，我想你現在可以帶我回家了。

now that you've ruined everything.

現在，你已經毀了一切。

[crying]

[哭聲]

Don't cry, the prom expert is here!

別哭了，舞會專家來了!

I haven't failed yet.

我還沒有失敗。

Hey, we can still... no, I broke that.

嘿，我們仍然可以......不，我打破了那個。

We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-don't cry.

我們可以......不。別哭！別... 別哭。

Whatever you do, don't...

無論你做什麼，都不要...

[crying]

[哭聲]

Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy.

哇，你對他做了什麼？可憐的小傢伙。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Sponge, are you okay?

Sponge,你還好嗎?

[crying] Messed everything up.

[哭]把一切都搞砸了。

Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up.

別擔心，海綿寶寶，你沒有把一切都搞砸。

[crying] Hot dog!

[哭]熱狗！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Actually, it was pretty funny

事實上，這很有趣

when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair.

當那個熱狗落到朱迪的頭髮上時。

[crying] All I wanted was to have a good time!

[哭]我只想好好地玩一玩!

But I am having a good time.

但我現在過得很開心。

Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet.

你知道，我們還沒有完成我們的舞蹈。

[whimpering] Can I still wear the wig?

[嗚咽]我還能戴假髮嗎？

Yes, you can still wear the wig.

是的，你仍然可以戴假髮。

Let's go!

我們走吧!

All right, you invertebrates.

好了，你們這些無脊椎動物。

I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

我將教你如何做 "海綿"。

♪ Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

好吧，首先你把你的腿，你堅持它在空氣中？

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

? 然後你把另一個?

♪ And jam it right up there ♪

♪ 把它卡在那裡 ♪

♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪

你扭轉自己，給一個偉大的大躍進

♪ Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

現在你正在做的是 "海綿"。

♪ Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ?

♪ Bet your buns You're doin' The Sponge. ♪

# 賭上你的麵包，你在做 "海綿"。

♪ Well, now ♪ ♪ First you take your leg ♪

好了，現在，首先你把你的腿

♪ And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ 你把它插在空中 ♪

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

? 然後你把另一個?

♪ And you jam it Right up there ♪

♪ 你把它塞在那裡 ♪

Meep meep.

Meep meep。

Get lost, pizza topping.

滾蛋吧，比薩餅頂。

Can't ya see I'm doing The Sponge?

你沒看到我在做《海綿》嗎？

♪ ...A great big lunge ♪

......一個偉大的大躍進

♪ Now you're doin', yeah Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

Now you're doin', yeah Now you're doin' The Sponge ?

♪ Alright, now ♪

? 好了，現在 ?

♪ Do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

*做海綿，海綿哦，做海綿* *Do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge*

♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪

在你知道你正在採取的行動之前

♪ I said the sponge, sponge Do the sponge ♪

我說海綿，海綿做海綿

♪ Bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

賭你的饅頭，你在做海綿。

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

是的，打賭你的包，你正在做的海綿

♪ Oh yeah, well You're doing the sponge ♪

哦，是的，好吧，你正在做海綿

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

They love us! Yay! We're popular!

他們愛我們!耶!我們很受歡迎！

After all the hard work we put in on the decorations,

在我們為裝飾品所做的所有努力之後。

they think they can just come in and ruin it?

他們認為他們可以隨便進來毀掉它？

Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

去破壞別人的舞會，好嗎？