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  • The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.

  • [sizzling]

  • SpongeBob, order up.

  • Two salads.

  • Never heard of it. I got to stay hip.

  • I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward.

  • But what in the name of Davy Jones's locker

  • is a salad?

  • Here you go, two salads.

  • Ew, gross. Those aren't salads.

  • Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.

  • But, that leaves just lettuce and tomato.

  • Exactly.

  • All right. Okay, no buns.

  • That's hip. No patties. Happening.

  • Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

  • That is so cool.

  • Two salads.

  • I was at the Krusty Krab

  • to grab a light snack between first and second lunch.

  • Order up, oh valued customer.

  • Uh, finally. Sustenance for my starving stomach.

  • I hope it's perfect.

  • [SpongeBob gasping] Huh?

  • It's not perfect! It's too greasy.

  • [groaning] Hmm.

  • And this fry isn't greasy enough!

  • Try as I might,

  • SpongeBob would not let me consume a single calorie.

  • I tried to take a sip of soda to slake my thirst.

  • [gasping]

  • Not fizzy enough!

  • I'm thinking about having a Krabby Patty.

  • One Krabby Patty.

  • But... I'm wondering if that might be too predictable.

  • Then what do you want?

  • I don't know.

  • I'm not feeling inspired at the moment.

  • Hi, ya, Patrick.

  • Ordering up a delicious Krabby Patty?

  • Maybe. I don't know. I'm in a creative slump.

  • Oh, Patrick, that's terrible.

  • Just order already.

  • Okay, I want new ideas to satisfy

  • a public hunger for my goodly goods.

  • Off the menu! Choose something off the menu!

  • We don't serve artistic advice here.

  • Then why is it on the menu?

  • Huh? What?

  • Get back to work, Squidward.

  • In case you haven't noticed, this is not an artist hat.

  • [panting]

  • Oh. You can borrow mine.

  • Beautiful.

  • Make yourself comfortable, Mr. Patrick,

  • our artistic consultant will be right with you.

  • This is Mr. Tentacles. He'll be handling

  • all your artistic advice needs.

  • Mm hmm.

  • He wants one of everything.

  • Then we'll give him a smorgasbord.

  • The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake.

  • Try the Crunchy Kelp Dog, sir.

  • The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven.

  • The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite.

  • - Fresh Sludge Pudding? - More Diet Red Tide?

  • - Some Fried Flotsam? - Please, gentlemen!

  • Leave me to finish my work in peace.

  • [chirping]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • What the?

  • [audience booing]

  • I'm losing money on this deal.

  • [audience booing] What gives?

  • It's worth every penny.

  • [audience booing]

  • You, bottom feeders!

  • You don't even know talent!

  • No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent!

  • We have a customer.

  • I'll have me a Rusty on rye, please.

  • Charming colloquialism.

  • But let's try something that's actually on the menu.

  • Stop giving me the runaround, city boy.

  • I want a Rusty on rye and nothing less.

  • Just leave it to me, oh, rusty one.

  • Order up. Here's your number nine, sir.

  • I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face.

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Yeah?

  • Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here.

  • Wow. Thanks. I've been dying for one of these.

  • Where's my drink?

  • What drink?

  • My drink. My diet Dr. Kelp.

  • Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

  • But... you didn't order any--

  • How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!

  • [whistling]

  • [groaning]

  • From our menu tonight, might I recommend

  • the Krabby Newberg?

  • We take the finest cuts of aged, imported kelp,

  • stuff them with herbs from our garden,

  • wrap them in parchment with our award-winning shallot tapenade,

  • slow-roast them for six hours

  • in our wood-fired, clay-filled oven, or kiva,

  • and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral

  • on a mahogany plank.

  • Mm. This is fantastic.

  • Thank you, sir.

  • Here you are, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs.

  • They do look delicious.

  • Yes.

  • Eat one and you will develop an unsightly skin condition.

  • Here's your foot long, sir.

  • Thanks. 12 inches of deliciousness.

  • Yeah. You know what gives 'em that added flavor?

  • No, what?

  • Nose, hairs and recycled dental floss.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  • We have got to get rid of these wieners

  • and bring back the Krabby Patty.

  • SpongeBob, I never thought I'd be saying this,

  • but count me in.

  • Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.

  • May I help you?

  • Yes, please.

  • I'd like an order of Chili Coral Bits.

  • You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?

  • No, thank you. Will this cover it?

  • Uh, sure. Here you go.

  • Good day.

  • Bubble Buddy's thirsty.

  • How about a glass of our finest shampoo?

  • [laughing]

  • Sounds great.

  • Here's your hair care product, sir.

  • Uh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws.

  • Huh? What's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny.

  • What do you think?

  • Mr. Krabs!

  • Think of the customer.

  • Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?

  • Yes, I would like two double fried Kelp Fritters.

  • three Krusty Krab Cream Filled Corals

  • and four Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.

  • Is that too much?

  • That depends.

  • - On what? - How long do you want to live?

  • Ha!

  • Mm. [laughing]

  • [shrieking]

  • What do you like better:

  • the Coral Bits or the Nacho Oyster Skins?

  • I like neither. Can I take your order?

  • Well, how about the Barnacle Rings,

  • are they any good?

  • No. What will you have?

  • Well, uh, what's your vote on the Kelp--

  • Sir, let's just get this out of the way.

  • I hate everything on the menu!

  • Now what do you want?

  • Pss. Try the Coral Bits.

  • Uh, I'll try the Coral Bits.

The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.

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