No, that's a dumb idea!

水戶。不！這是個愚蠢的想法。

Aw, but it sounded cool in my head.

-哦，但在我的腦海中聽起來很酷...。

Your head is full of dumb ideas!

你的腦子裡充滿了愚蠢的想法!

I've decided; I'm going to become a hunter!

我已經決定了!我將成為一名獵人!

I said no!

我說不!

Aw, come on, Mom!

哦，來吧，媽媽!

I'm not your mother!

-我不是你的母親!

Oh...

哦...

Yeah...

是啊...

Get out of my house.

-離開我的房子...

I suddenly don't want to become a hunter...

我突然不想成為一個獵人...

I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!

-我說，你他媽的給我出去！

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH...

哦，上帝哦，上帝哦，上帝哦...*精彩的介紹* *獵人X蠢貨*

Hello, everyone and welcome to the Hunter Exam!

隨機指南。大家好，歡迎來到獵人考試!在接下來的幾個小時裡，我將是你們的嚮導。

For the next few hours, I will be your guide.

I hope everyone's having a good time so far.

我希望到目前為止每個人都過得很開心。我知道我aammmmm...

I know I aaammmmm...

When we reach our destination, you will all be informed of what your challenge will be!

當我們到達目的地時，你們都會被告知你們的挑戰將是什麼[是]!

But until we get there, We have food, drinks and party games.

但在我們到達那裡之前。

The games on start for next few minutes, so y'all just remain in.

我們有食物、飲料和派對遊戲。遊戲在接下來的幾分鐘內開始，所以你們都留在裡面。

Hey, I'm Gon, how's it going？

嘿，我是坤，最近怎麼樣？

Hi, I'm Killua.

基盧阿。你好，我是Killua。

What do you like to do for fun?

你喜歡做什麼來消遣？

Well, my hobbies are killing...

嗯，我的愛好是殺...

I,Is that it？

我......是這樣嗎？

So, who are you, old man？

那麼，你是誰，老人家？

I'm 9 and a half years old, thank you very much!

Leorio: 我已經9歲半了，非常感謝您!

You look like you're 40!

庫拉皮卡：你看起來像40歲的人!

And YOU look like a man!

-而且你看起來像個男人!

I AM a man.

我是一個男人。

Boo-rippedy-doopedy-shit.

Who was that?

那是誰？

His name's Kurapika.

他的名字叫庫拉皮卡。

He's been hit on by almost every guy in this boat cause everyone thinks he's a girl...

他幾乎被這艘船上的所有男人搭訕，因為每個人都認為他是個女孩......

~Why, hello there~

Hisoka:~Why, hello there~~~。

I'm a dude!

我是個花花公子!

~I know...

~我知道...

...Except for that guy. He knew he was a dude.

...除了那個傢伙。他知道自己是個花花公子。

Ewwww...

Ewwww...

Alright everyone, who wants to play Twister？

隨機指南。好了，各位，誰想玩扭蛋遊戲？

Many hours of twisting later...

許多小時的扭動後...

Alright everyone, I will now explain the rules for the challenge.

好了，各位。

You will be hunting each other in this forest.

現在我將解釋挑戰賽的規則。你們將在這片森林中互相獵殺。明白嗎？

Get it？

Hunted...Hunter...

狩獵...獵人...

EXAM？

考試？

Get it？

明白嗎？

I got it.

隨機的傢伙。我知道了。

SHUT UP.

閉嘴吧。

Anyways, you're only allowed to hunt the person with the same numbers on the tag you got earlier!

-不管怎麼說，你只允許獵殺與你之前得到的標籤上的數字相同的人!

If you successfully hunt your target you earn three points!

如果你成功地獵取了你的目標，你就可以獲得三分!其他人的標籤只值1分。

Everyone else's tag is worth one point.

Your own tag is worth three points.

你自己的標籤值3分。你總共需要6分才能夠通過。

You need a total of six points to be able to pass.

What happens if we get seven points?

隨機的傢伙。如果我們得到7分會怎樣？

NOTHING!

什麼也沒有!

Oh.

-哦。

Every person gets two minutes run the FUCK away into the forest.

每個人都有兩分鐘的時間跑到森林裡去，你們有一個星期的時間來完成這個挑戰。

Y'all have one week to complete the challenge!

Well, what do we do if we finish before the week？

隨機的傢伙。那麼，如果我們在本週之前完成，我們該怎麼辦？

I don't fuckin know!

隨機指南。我他媽的不知道!

Wait...

等等...

God damn...

該死的...

Oh...

-哦...

Alrighty, let's start!

隨機指南。好了，我們開始吧!*許多兩分鐘後*

Many two minutes later.

Hunters Exam, Day 3.

坤。獵人考試，第三天。我一直在用這些蝴蝶追蹤我的目標。

I've been tracking my target with these butterflies.

I think he's gone a bit crazy...

-我認為他已經有點瘋了...

Especially with what happened last night.

特別是昨晚發生的事情。

I don't need it...

Hisoka: 我不需要它...

I don't need it...

我不需要它...

I don't need it...

我不需要它...

I especially don't need it. I don't need it!

-我特別不需要它。我不需要！我不需要*詭異的音樂*

aah

aah

I NEEEEDDD ITTT!!!

我需要它!!!!

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!AAHAHAHAHA!AHAHA!

啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈！啊哈哈！啊哈哈！。

Now, all I have to do is wait until he attacks Birdman.

-現在，我所要做的就是等待，直到他攻擊鳥人。

What a beautiful day, Puckock

鳥人。多麼美好的一天啊，帕克克*驚恐的聲音*

Puckock

樸科克

A little over my taste, but whatever.

久岡。有點超過我的口味，但不管怎樣。

Huh？

鳥人：嗯？

PUCKOCK!

PUCKOCK!

It's Hisoka!Oh, no!

是久岡！哦，不！

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*放屁*

Hnnh!

Hnnh!

Hnn？

Hnn?

Oh!

哦!

Hnn...

哼哼...*切片的聲音*

Puckock!

Puckock!

He's...just the right ~fit~

他是......恰到好處的人選。

Yes, I got the badge!

是的，我拿到了徽章!現在，我需要做的就是在剩下的一週裡避開人們，然後我就可以回家了*心跳聲*

Now, all I need to do is avoid people for the rest of the week, and I'm home free-

Hnnh!

Hnnh!*塌陷*

Hello, little white boy. Do you know who I am？

黑提米：你好，小白臉。你知道我是誰嗎？

No.

-沒有。

My name is Timmy, but that name was given to me by my white slavers.

我的名字叫提米，但這個名字是我的白人奴隸主給我起的。

Would you like to know my NEW name？

你想知道我的新名字嗎？

Not really.

-並非如此。

My new name is Black Timmy.

我的新名字是黑提米。

Now, I know whatcho thinking.

現在，我知道你在想什麼。

"Timmy, how did you come up with such an original name？"

"Timmy，你是怎麼想出這麼有創意的名字的？"

And to that, I respond with:

對此，我的回答是。

SHUT UP!

閉嘴！

The name's Black Timmy!

-名字叫黑提米！

Damn crackers always getting my name wrong...

該死的金光黨總是把我的名字弄錯......。

Oh God, I can't move and my tags are gone.

坤。哦，天哪，我不能動了，我的標籤也不見了。唯一會使情況變得更糟的是，如果--*身體下降*

The only thing that would make this worse is if-

Haaaahaha!

哈哈哈哈!

Hey, sleeping beauty-

嘿，睡美人 --

OH, PLEASE NO!

哦，請不要!

It seems like you've fallen and you can't get up.

-你好像跌倒了，爬不起來了。你應該得到生命警報。

You should get life alert.

I never leave home without it.

[我從來沒有離開過家，沒有它。

How old are you..？

你多大了......？

Don't ask about my age!

曼麗的久岡。不要問我的年齡!

Anyways, I'm just gonna leave these here, since apparently Timmy here-

-不管怎樣，我只是要把這些留在這裡，因為顯然蒂米在這裡------。

Black...Timmy...!

提米：黑......提米......!

Whatever, he was my target. Also, I heard there were some lost boy scouts around here.

-不管怎樣，他是我的目標。另外，我聽說這附近有一些迷路的童子軍。我要去試試，呃...

I'm gonna go try and uhhh Help them out. I'll see you later!

-幫助他們吧。回頭見!

Get back here you...old man

坤。給我回來，你這個老傢伙*被觸發* *衝刺* *RIP* *放屁*

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

久岡：我會假裝沒有聽到。

BYE!

再見!*＊啜泣＊ *Outro*

Were you expecting me to make a clown joke？

Are you kidding me？That'd be too easy!

Ronald Mcdonald ain't got nothing on me!

Oh and uh... thanks for watching.

I guess...

Hey, I'm Gon.

坤。嘿，我是Gon。

But you're right there!？

Leorio: 但你就在那裡！？

No,no. I'm here, but I'm Gon.

-不，不。我在這裡，但我是坤。

That doesn't make any sense.You're right here!

這沒有任何意義。你在這裡是對的!

No! I'm here, but I'm 'Gon'.

-不!我在這裡，但我是 "坤"。

I still don't get it.

我還是不明白。

My name is GON!

我的名字是GON!

OOOhhhhh, okay. But,wait...

OOOhhhhh，好吧。但是，等等...

Where'd your name go？

你的名字去哪兒了？

Oh my god-

哦，我的上帝-