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  • hello everybody welcome to sweaty  tokyo well technically we're not in  

    大家好,歡迎來到汗流浹背的東京,嚴格來說,我們不在這裡。

  • tokyo right now we're in kanagawa and  we've come to a dinosaur love hotel!

    東京,現在我們在神奈川,我們來到了一個恐龍愛的酒店!

  • last time we went to a  

    上次我們去了一個

  • hey last time we went to a love hotel we went to  one with a giant slide inside of the love hotel  

    嘿,上次我們去了一家愛情旅館,我們去的是一家有巨大滑梯的愛情旅館。

  • and this time we've come to a dinosaur themed  one uh it looks super fun the decor is amazing  

    這次我們來到了一個以恐龍為主題的餐廳,呃,它看起來非常有趣,裝飾也很驚人。

  • we're gonna stay overnight which will be really  fun and experience all that the dinosaur love  

    我們將在這裡過夜,這將是非常有趣的,並體驗所有恐龍的愛。

  • hotel has to offer... and i think i'm gonna ride  a dinosaur. Maybe not this guy, but i'll find one!

    我想我要騎一隻恐龍。也許不是這個傢伙,但我會找到一個!

  • holy [ __ ]

    聖[___]

  • It's a gold one, it's a gold dinosaur

    這是一隻金色的,這是一隻金色的恐龍

  • hello it's voiceover emma here uh basically  we went into the hotel and we checked in,  

    你好,我是配音員艾瑪,呃,基本上我們進了酒店,辦理了入住手續。

  • and the check-in system was completely  staffless and we could just pick the room  

    辦理入住手續的系統完全沒有工作人員,我們可以直接選擇房間。

  • that we wanted to stay in. We had picked 802  which was 14 600 yen for an overnight stay.

    我們想住在那裡。我們選擇了802,過夜費為14600日元。

  • do it oh the light just came on in the  

    做到這一點哦,燈剛剛亮起,在

  • why does it look like this i'm so scared about  loud noises i was not expecting this kind of vibe

    為什麼它看起來像這樣,我很害怕嘈雜的聲音,我沒有想到會有這樣的氛圍。

  • oh my god there's a dinosaur right there

    哦,我的上帝,那裡有一隻恐龍。

  • (sarah) Take your suitcase

    (薩拉)帶上你的箱子

  • Oh sh___ my suitcase

    哦,媽的,我的手提箱

  • Come on get out get out!

    來吧,出去吧,出去吧!

  • oh our room is flashing  there's all these freaky fish

    哦,我們的房間在閃光,有所有這些怪異的魚

  • was that a liopleurodon?

    那是一個liopleurodon嗎?

  • is it going to be like this in the room? (sarah) i don't  know.

    房間裡會這樣嗎? 我不知道。

  • i'm a little scared its more more like a realistic

    我有點害怕,它更像一個現實的。

  • experience hotel

    體驗式酒店

  • (emma)i really  thought it was just gonna be like a few dinosaurs

    (我真的以為它只是會像幾隻恐龍一樣。

  • but this  has been like really scary

    但這已經像真的很嚇人

  • okay here we go.

    好了,我們開始吧。

  • okay everything is dinosaur  free so far

    好吧,到目前為止,所有的東西都是沒有恐龍的。

  • time to take off our shoes

    該脫鞋了

  • let's go first look at the room i'm nervousdon't want to be scared by any dinosaurs

    我們先去看看這個房間 我很緊張,我不想被任何恐龍嚇到

  • oh my god

    哦,我的上帝

  • there's so much going on in this room

    這間屋子裡有很多事情發生

  • i don't  even know where to begin we have a fish tank we have live fish

    我甚至不知道從何說起,我們有一個魚缸,我們有活的魚。

  • hi guys hello

    嗨,夥計們,你們好

  • and then we have  just a dinosaur with a saddle on it

    然後,我們只有一個帶著馬鞍的恐龍

  • (sarah) do you want to turn the light on

    (薩拉)你想把燈打開嗎?

  • yeah where is the  where's the lights what is this

    是的,哪裡是哪裡的燈,這是什麼?

  • oh god blood on the windows

    哦,上帝,窗戶上的血跡

  • wow usually with love  hotels you know you don't get to open the windows

    哇,通常在愛情旅館,你知道你不能打開窗戶。

  • but this one you get a whole  view we can see mount fuji  

    但是這張圖你可以看到整個景色,我們可以看到富士山。

  • you want to see? there's a very slight outline of  mount fuji right there it looks like there's a red  

    你想看看嗎? 那裡有一個非常輕微的富士山的輪廓,看起來像是有一個紅色的東西。

  • button that you press to activate it

    你按下的按鈕來激活它

  • should i press it? (sarah) you only live once

    我應該按下它嗎? (薩拉)你只能活一次

  • here he goes

    他來了

  • can it take my body weight is what i'm  wondering because there's a saddle on it so

    我想知道它能承受我的體重嗎,因為上面有一個馬鞍。

  • have people done it on the  dinosaur?

    有人在恐龍上做過嗎?

  • what should we call him

    我們應該怎麼稱呼他

  • bert

    伯特

  • his eye is like not opening fully so  it looks like he's having a great time

    他的眼睛好像沒有完全睜開,所以看起來他很開心的樣子

  • and then we have clam bed

    然後我們有蛤蜊床

  • something in this  room like the theme is like almost there but this dinosaur really throws it off

    這個房間裡的東西就像主題一樣,幾乎是在那裡,但這個恐龍真的把它扔掉了。

  • and we  have a hammock

    而且我們有一個吊床

  • and an old-timey telephone

    和一個老式的電話

  • why

    為什麼

  • is it the dinosaur age telephonefor dinosaurs?? because it's so old???

    是恐龍時代的電話嗎? 因為它太古老了嗎?

  • please be quiet

    請安靜

  • okay i'm gonna try to  press it again see if it turns it off

    好吧,我再試著按一下,看看能不能把它關掉。

  • oh [ __ ]

    oh [ __ ]

  • this is gonna go on for so  long (sarah) you have to ride him to stop it

    這將會持續很長時間(薩拉),你必須騎著它來阻止它。

  • (sarah) it's the only way Emma!

    (這是唯一的辦法,艾瑪!"(薩拉)。

  • oh god am i really getting  on right now

    哦,上帝啊,我現在真的要上了

  • oh it's really high up oh my god

    哦,它真的很高,哦,我的上帝。

  • all right you want to start him

    好吧,你想讓他開始

  • i'm on baby

    我的寶貝

  • (sarah) all right you ready? you sure?

    (好了,你準備好了嗎?

  • let me get  my foot in this in the stirrups i'm ready

    讓我把我的腳放在這個馬鐙裡,我準備好了

  • please don't fall

    請不要跌倒

  • oh my god

    哦,我的上帝

  • wow i'm glad it's not like a bucking bull  because this this level is fine for me i'm  

    哇,我很高興它不像一頭鬥牛,因為這個水準對我來說是很好的。

  • glad you like can't turn up the intensity

    很高興你喜歡不能把強度調高

  • emma  and bertasaur where will they go on the next adventure?

    艾瑪和貝塔索爾 他們下一次冒險會去哪裡?

  • emma and b-

    emma和B-

  • *screaming*

    *尖叫聲*

  • HELP ME SARAH

    幫助我,SARAH

  • (sarah) What happened???

    (薩拉)發生了什麼?

  • IT CAME OUT

    它出來了

  • okay okay

    好吧好吧

  • GET ME OFFA THIS THING

    讓我離開這個東西

  • get me away from him i don't even want to look  at him

    讓我離他遠點,我甚至不想看他。

  • (sarah) it's like the slide, only get one ride

    (薩拉)就像滑梯一樣,只能坐一次。

  • let's never press that button again

    我們不要再按那個按鈕了

  • ah

  • sorryyelled guys i don't know if they can hear me but

    對不起,我大喊大叫,我不知道他們是否能聽到我,但

  • i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled

    我很抱歉,我不應該大喊大叫

  • (sarah) they're  all looking

    (他們都在看

  • yeah they're like

    是的,他們就像

  • (fish) are you ok man? no one ever rides that thing

    (你還好嗎,沒有人騎過那東西

  • thanks for  looking out for me guys i appreciate it

    謝謝你們對我的照顧,我很感激。

  • okay now last bit we have left to check out is  the bathroom i guess

    好了,現在我們剩下的最後一點要檢查的是浴室,我想。

  • what is is this a sauna room??

    這是什麼桑拿房嗎?

  • is there a light flashing? yeah that one  oh what's the button do you want to show

    有一個燈在閃嗎? 是的,那個哦,你想顯示的按鈕是什麼?

  • oh youtube? hey if you guys haven't seen  our last video that's not the music

    嘿,如果你們沒有看到我們的最後一個視頻,這不是音樂。

  • oh god it's so loud how do you  turn it off everybody right now

    哦,上帝,它是如此響亮,你怎麼把它關掉,每個人現在都是如此。

  • SHUT UP ITS SO LOUD

    閉嘴,太吵了

  • HOW DO YOU TURN IT DOWN

    你怎麼把它關掉

  • WHERES THE SPEAKER

    發言人在哪裡?

  • HOW DO YOU STOP IT AHHHHHH

    你如何阻止它啊啊啊啊啊

  • oh my god never mind if you have this in your  

    哦,我的上帝,不要介意,如果你有這個在你的

  • house where the hell is the volume button  let us know in the comments down below  

    房子裡的音量按鈕到底在哪裡,請在下面的評論中告訴我們。

  • it's not on the sink

    不在水槽上

  • also stone sink nice touch!

    還有石制水槽,很有特色!

  • what's in here

    這裡面有什麼

  • oh toilet

    哦,廁所

  • do you automatically open for me?

    你會自動為我打開嗎?

  • (sarah) Where's the dinosaurs

    (恐龍在哪裡?

  • what if we  opened it and that was just a dinosaur inside

    如果我們打開它,裡面只是一隻恐龍怎麼辦?

  • so that's fun they also have in here they  have a lying down shower

    所以這很有趣,他們在這裡也有一個躺著的淋浴。

  • also these lights

    還有這些燈

  • this one's this is huge this is a massive like  jacuzzi tub let's try and find the light switches  

    這是一個巨大的 這是一個巨大的像按摩浴缸一樣的浴缸 讓我們試著找一下燈的開關

  • oh this is hold on these are these are the  bathroom lights

    哦,這是......等一下,這些是......這些是浴室的燈。

  • (sarah)there's nothing oh that's worse

    (沒有什麼比這更糟糕的了。

  • what

    什麼

  • anyway

    無論如何

  • there's so much to see

    可看的東西太多

  • uh this ismassage chair

    呃,這是一個按摩椅

  • please don't be dinosaur themed

    請不要以恐龍為主題

  • oh it's so tight on my ass

    哦,它在我的屁股上這麼緊

  • how many buttons are there

    有多少個按鈕

  • all right um i could do zenshin so whole body?

    好吧,我可以做禪修,那麼整個身體?

  • all right we got the back going

    好了,我們得到了後面去了

  • aaaaaaah

    aaaaaaah

  • oh they have  adult videos

    哦,他們有成人視頻

  • (sarah)that was not what i was gonna ask

    (薩拉)我想問的不是這個

  • have people done it in the chair?

    有人在椅子上做過嗎?

  • would you recommend  this chair to anyone?

    你會向任何人推薦這把椅子嗎?

  • um i've only been on for two minutes

    嗯,我只上了兩分鐘。

  • no

  • okay i found the light switch panel it's  by the bed it's nowhere on the walls

    好吧,我找到了燈的開關面板,就在床邊,在牆上沒有任何地方。

  • and uh you can turn on the lights from here

    呃,你可以從這裡打開燈。

  • really light  up the dinosaur

    真正照亮恐龍的是

  • we're using the old timey phone to yoyoku a bath

    我們用老式的電話來悠閒地洗澡

  • (sarah) there's also a toy cover right  there

    (那裡也有一個玩具封面

  • oh my god

    哦,我的上帝

  • (sarah)is that the toy

    (Sarah)這就是那個玩具嗎?

  • (sarah)it is

    (Sarah)它是

  • so i guess that's a quick look at the room for now

    所以我想這是目前對房間的一個快速瞭解。

  • and we're gonna go to the leisure space they said there's dinosaurs there

    我們要去休閒空間 他們說那裡有恐龍

  • so uh let's see  what they have

    所以,呃,讓我們看看他們有什麼

  • more dinos more dinos more dinos

    更多恐龍 更多恐龍 更多恐龍

  • (sarah)this does not look dodgy at all

    (薩拉)這看起來一點都不可疑

  • this is looks so dodgy

    這看起來很可疑

  • i don't like the screaming

    我不喜歡那些尖叫聲

  • there's just a giant t-rex over here and a kid's playground?

    這裡只有一個巨大的T-REX和一個兒童遊樂場?

  • so i don't know if they've decided if they're like i think they're family friendly

    所以我不知道他們是否已經決定,如果他們像我想的那樣是家庭友好的

  • but also not because there's like a a toy in our room

    但也不是因為我們的房間裡有一個玩具。

  • (sarah) and condoms

    (sarah)和保險套

  • and condoms and adult videos so i don't  know if they're fully decided

    和安全套和成人視頻,所以我不知道他們是否完全決定了。

  • (sarah) oh you're riding him too?

    (哦,你也在騎他?

  • no that's a baby seat i cannot

    不,那是一個嬰兒座椅,我不能

  • (sarah)i'll get  in

    (Sarah)我將進入。

  • no look how small that is that's totally for a baby

    不,看看這有多小,這完全是為嬰兒準備的。

  • legit look at it the size compared to my  hand that's absolutely tiny but if we press it

    合法地看,它的大小與我的手相比,絕對是很小的,但如果我們按它

  • oh no

    哦,不

  • actually the way that i found this placelil history is i was driving down that road

    事實上,我發現這個地方的方式,小的歷史是我開車沿著那條路走。

  • there's like a highway down  here

    這下面就像一條高速公路

  • and i was like is that a dinosaur?

    我想這是一隻恐龍嗎?

  • i looked it up on google maps and i was like  i'm gonna find that hotel and i found it

    我在谷歌地圖上看了一下,我想我要找到那個酒店,我找到了。

  • because of this guy

    因為這個人

  • (sarah) that's  a low swing

    (薩拉)那是一個低的擺動

  • very low down

    很低調

  • please don't break

    請不要破壞

  • (sarah) it's pleasant weather (random screech)

    (薩拉)天氣宜人(隨機叫聲)

  • excuse you who is that oh it's  the pterodactyl on the roof

    對不起,那是誰,哦,是屋頂上的翼龍。

  • *screams*

    *尖叫聲*

  • (sarah