Name: 可愛與怪異的時刻 ??| 海綿寶寶 (Cute v. Weird Moments ? ? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2022-07-03T17:42:29.000Z
Duration: 12 min 7 s

Oh, Plankie Poo, look how cute our baby is.

哦，Plankie Poo，看看我們的寶寶有多可愛。

That thing isn't even a graphing calculator.

那東西甚至不是一個圖形計算器。

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

你怎麼能看我們寶寶的小鍵盤呢？

那麼，你難道不想知道這個名字嗎？

It's Chip. He's named after my grandfather. Oh!

它叫奇普。他是以我祖父的名字命名的。哦!

Simple. I just typed 4445 in his cute little keyboard.

很簡單。我只是在他可愛的小鍵盤上輸入了4445。

嗯嗯。乖乖!是的，感覺好極了。

I can feel it all the way to my finger... stumps,

我可以感覺到它一直到我的手指......樹樁。

All of the ingredients coming together in perfect harmony.

所有的成分都完美地結合在一起。

Like I was saying, the Krabby Patty recipe is

就像我剛才說的，蟹皇堡的配方是

the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.

Hey little Squidward. Ready for some fun?

嘿，小章魚哥。準備好去找點樂子了嗎？

好了，Squiddy。丁丁已經準備好了。

We're  supposed to protect his head, remember?

我們應該保護他的頭，記得嗎？

好了，Squiddy。我做了你的最愛。

You gotta eat healthy so you can grow up big and cranky.

你得吃得健康，這樣你才能長大成人，而且脾氣暴躁。

Just watch the airplane land in the hangar.

你知道，帕特里克，也許我們...

哦！這個地方是個噩夢！我不知道。

We're doomed to live in this insane asyllum!

我們註定要生活在這個瘋癲的大雜院裡!

Oh boy! That means we can stay and deliver the patty.

哦，天哪這意味著我們可以留下來送餅。

We made the delivery! Mission accomplished!

If the foot were on the other shoe, Krabs would do the same!

如果腳在另一隻鞋上，蟹老闆也會這麼做的!

No, Squidward! Mr. Krabs! He's right there!

不，章魚哥！蟹老闆！他就在那裡！

Hmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

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