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  • Hi, it's vince with shamwow.

    大家好,我是shamwow的vince。

  • You'll be saying, wow!

    你會說,哇!

  • Every time we use this towel, welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 most ridiculous infomercial products.

    每當我們使用這條毛巾時,歡迎觀看魔力,今天我們將盤點我們選出的20個最荒謬的資訊廣告產品。

  • I'm feeling it in my chest and my biceps and my triceps for this list.

    對於這份清單,我的胸部、二頭肌和三頭肌都有感覺。

  • We're looking at all sorts of ridiculous zany and outlandish infomercial products, Which product on this list is a must have for you.

    我們正在看各種荒謬的扎眼和離奇的資訊廣告產品,這個名單上的哪種產品是你必須擁有的。

  • Let us know in the comments number 20 wearable towel robes are heavy and hot and towels with fasteners.

    讓我們在評論中知道20號可穿戴的毛巾袍又重又熱,還有帶扣件的毛巾。

  • I think not now there's the wearable towel, the towel with arm openings.

    我想現在沒有了,有了可穿戴的毛巾,有了手臂開口的毛巾。

  • Ever find yourself trying to get ready, but your pesky towels getting in the way the wearable towel is perfect for any situation, Although we'd suggest not leaving the house in it.

    你是否發現自己想做好準備,但你討厭的毛巾擋住了你的去路,可穿戴的毛巾非常適合任何情況,雖然我們建議不要穿著它離開家。

  • If you're feeling especially patriotic, it comes in good old red, white and blue.

    如果你感到特別愛國,它有良好的紅色、白色和藍色。

  • How will you wear it tunic style or toga.

    你將如何穿上它,長衫式或長袍式。

  • Either way, if you enjoy the damp and slightly smelly odor of a wet towel, this is the product for you number 19.

    無論哪種方式,如果你喜歡溼毛巾的潮溼和輕微的臭味,這就是適合你的19號產品。

  • Car valet.

    汽車服務員。

  • If you frequently find yourself frustrated by your car's cupholders, both the space they offer and the number of them available fret no more because car valet is here to help spilled coffee everywhere.

    如果你經常發現自己對你的汽車杯架感到沮喪,無論是它們提供的空間還是它們的數量,都不用擔心,因為汽車服務員在這裡可以幫助到處溢出的咖啡。

  • All because your cup holders never have room for actual cops.

    所有這些都是因為你的杯架永遠沒有空間容納真正的警察。

  • This product is basically just attachable cup and other accessory holders.

    這個產品基本上只是可連接的杯子和其他附件支架。

  • But while it's a pretty good idea, the way it's advertised leaves much to be desired.

    但是,雖然這是一個相當好的想法,但它的宣傳方式還有待改進。

  • Pink lemonade, Oh, um, thank you.

    粉紅色的檸檬水,哦,嗯,謝謝你。

  • Well, you know, I don't have a cup holder.

    嗯,你知道,我沒有杯架。

  • Can I just give that In the infomercial we see people dropping all kinds of stuff.

    我可以給 在資訊廣告中,我們看到人們扔下各種東西。

  • At one point a woman who's talking animatedly on the phone drops the device, but luckily car valet is there to catch it, it just feels like a stretch.

    有一次,一個正在興致勃勃地講電話的女人掉了設備,但幸運的是,汽車服務員在那裡接住了它,只是感覺很誇張。

  • So when you're facing those extreme situations you'll have just the solution you need, right when you need it the most.

    是以,當你面臨這些極端情況時,你會有你需要的解決方案,就在你最需要的時候。

  • # 18 snuggie aren't blankets the worst.

    # 18號依偎者不是最糟糕的毯子。

  • Always restricting us with their excess fabric, cue the blanket with sleeves otherwise known as the Snuggie.

    總是用他們多餘的布料限制我們,所以才有了帶袖子的毯子,也就是所謂的Snuggie。

  • Snuggie keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands stay warm.

    Snuggie讓你完全保持溫暖,並讓你自由地使用你的手保持溫暖。

  • Get close to loved ones and ensure your electricity bill stays where it belongs.

    接近所愛的人,並確保你的電費停留在它的位置。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • This one looks ridiculous but it's actually kind of handy Compared to what we're about to see in the rest of this list.

    這個看起來很荒唐,但實際上與我們即將在這個名單的其他部分看到的東西相比,它是一種很方便的。

  • We can definitely see the appeal of the snuggie.

    我們絕對可以看到依偎的吸引力。

  • I'm wearing this as a joke.

    我穿這個是為了開玩笑。

  • # 17.

    # 17.

  • Talking TP don't look now but the neighbors can see while some infomercial products are genuinely useful and ingenious.

    說話的TP現在不看了,但鄰居們可以看到,而一些資訊廣告的產品是真正有用和巧妙的。

  • This is not one of them.

    這不是其中之一。

  • It's about as novelty minded as you can get.

    這是你能得到的最新穎的想法。

  • You want me to hook up cable in here or something.

    你想讓我在這裡接上電纜還是什麼。

  • You need direct T.

    你需要直接的T。

  • V.

    V.

  • Well it's probably too late for this dumb but you know what if you do that for the next one to be psyched.

    好吧,這可能對這個啞巴來說太晚了,但你知道嗎,如果你為下一個人做這個,就會很興奮。

  • Talking Tp is a toilet roll holder with a built in speaker and microphone so you can record a message on it.

    Talking Tp是一個帶有內置揚聲器和麥克風的衛生捲紙架,是以你可以在上面錄製資訊。

  • This recording will then trigger every time somebody takes some paper to wipe with this room isn't soundproof.

    然後,每當有人拿一些紙來擦拭時,這個錄音就會觸發,這個房間不隔音。

  • We can hear you all the way in the day.

    我們可以在一天中一直聽到你的聲音。

  • This would obviously be terrifying if you were going to the toilet in the middle of the night or if you're a guest in somebody else's house.

    如果你在半夜上廁所,或者你是別人家的客人,這顯然是很可怕的。

  • But what makes it even weirder is the example recordings used in the commercial and the uproarious laughter they'll supposedly inspire in bathroom visitors for the deposit.

    但更奇怪的是,廣告中使用的例子錄音,以及據稱它們會激發浴室訪客的笑聲,以獲得存款。

  • Their number 16, big hot dog, Big hot dog solves all the problems inherent to tiny hot dogs.

    他們的16號,大熱狗,大熱狗解決了小熱狗固有的所有問題。

  • This product aims to eliminate the problem of having your hot dogs rolling around on the grill or worse, falling onto the ground when you're trying to cook them by creating a monstrous £7.16 inch hot dog.

    該產品旨在通過創造一個巨大的7.16英寸熱狗,來消除你的熱狗在烤架上滾來滾去的問題,或者更糟糕的是,在你試圖烹製熱狗時掉到地上。

  • I'm just getting a hot dog.

    我只是去買個熱狗。

  • We're all getting hot dogs.

    我們都在吃熱狗。

  • The makers recommend that you chop the massive dog into hot dog patties before trying to cook it for the moment.

    製作者建議你在嘗試烹調前將巨大的狗切成熱狗餅的時刻。

  • Let's just forget the fact that it's obviously easier to just buy burgers if you're going to slice them into that shape.

    讓我們忘記這樣一個事實:如果你要把漢堡切成這種形狀,顯然直接買漢堡更容易。

  • Got a big hunger Cut a big slice, got a tiny hunger.

    得到了一個大的飢餓感 切了一大塊,得到了一個小的飢餓感。

  • Got a tiny slice instead.

    得到了一小片,而不是。

  • Let's bask in the glory of this commercial, which is one of the most surreal infomercials you're ever going to see.

    讓我們沉浸在這個廣告的榮耀之中,這是你將看到的最超現實的資訊廣告之一。

  • But the craziest thing of all.

    但最瘋狂的事情是。

  • One of these costs just $170 tiny hot dogs come in packages of six while their buns come in packages of eight.

    其中一個價格僅為170美元的小熱狗是6個一包,而其包子是8個一包。

  • What the heck?

    這到底是怎麼回事?

  • Number 15, potty putter golf club golf clan.

    15號,壺口推杆高爾夫俱樂部高爾夫族。

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • If the talking toilet paper wasn't enough ridiculous for your bathroom, you can now buy your very own miniature golf set to put on the floor in front of you.

    如果會說話的衛生紙對你的浴室來說還不夠荒唐,你現在可以購買自己的迷你高爾夫套裝,放在你面前的地板上。

  • Now practice your putting every time you take care of your other business.

    現在,每當你處理其他事務時,就練習你的推杆。

  • Just aim and shoot the ball into the cup.

    只要瞄準並將球射入杯中即可。

  • This is advertised as being a way to help you practice your putting and uses the same fake green as real golf courses.

    這被宣傳為是一種幫助你練習推杆的方法,並使用與真實高爾夫球場相同的假果嶺。

  • Do though on a real golf course, you probably won't be trying to use the bathroom at the same time though.

    雖然在真正的高爾夫球場上,你可能不會試圖在同一時間使用衛生間。

  • There has actually been a product invented for that to stay tuned.

    實際上已經有一個產品被髮明出來,請繼續關注。

  • When you're bored in the bathroom, you rush and that's unhealthy.

    當你在浴室裡感到無聊時,你就會急於求成,這是不健康的。

  • But with the potty putter, you'll take the time to play with your putter.

    但有了盆景推杆,你會花時間去玩你的推杆。

  • Unfortunately, the potty putter raises more problems than it solves Mainly the question of whether you set it up permanently or do you take it out whenever you need to go?

    不幸的是,便盆推杆引起的問題比它解決的問題要多 主要是你是永久性地設置它還是在你需要去的時候把它拿出來?

  • Your potty putter is the perfect gift for the man on the go.

    你的便盆推杆是送給出門在外的男人的完美禮物。

  • He'll relax and think of you every time he practices putting number 14 doc bottoms a spray.

    每當他練習把14號DOC的底部噴一噴時,他就會放鬆並想到你。

  • Are you suffering from pungent pits foul feet, beastly butt odor.

    你是否在為刺鼻的坑洞臭腳,野獸般的屁股氣味而苦惱。

  • How do you stop the stink?

    你如何阻止臭味?

  • This commercial was deemed so shocking and inappropriate that the network running it had to pull it shortly after it first aired, doc bottom's a spray is the world's first all over deodorant.

    這個廣告被認為是如此令人震驚和不恰當,以至於播放它的電視臺在第一次播出後不久就不得不撤下它,DOC bottom's a spray是世界上第一個全面除臭劑。

  • But the infomercial doesn't play around when it comes to describing exactly which areas those problems smells arise from and can be used anywhere and I mean anywhere on your body.

    但是當涉及到描述這些問題的氣味究竟來自哪些部位時,這個宣傳片並沒有耍花招,它可以在任何地方使用,我是說在你身體的任何地方。

  • A spray goes where other deodorants can't.

    噴霧劑可用於其他除臭劑無法達到的地方。

  • It targets specific odor zones including pungent pits, foul feet and beastly butt odor.

    它針對特定的氣味區,包括刺鼻的坑、臭腳和野獸般的屁股氣味。

  • The entire commercial is offensively over the top.

    整個廣告是令人反感的過度。

  • It's that simple.

    就是這麼簡單。

  • No bacteria, no stink.

    沒有細菌,沒有臭味。

  • Does it work?

    它是否有效?

  • We honestly don't know.

    老實說,我們不知道。

  • But the branding and marketing certainly do not do much to endure it to mainstream consumers.

    但是,品牌和營銷肯定沒有做多少工作來忍受它對主流消費者的影響。

  • I work hard for a living.

    我為了生活而努力工作。

  • I sweat a lot.

    我經常出汗。

  • I got I got odors in special places and with a spray, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

    我在特殊的地方有異味,有了噴霧劑,我再也不用擔心這個問題了。

  • My butt number 13 free flexor.

    我的屁股13號自由屈體。

  • You will build strength, you will get ripped.

    你會增強力量,你會變得很有活力。

  • There's certainly no shortage of suggestive exercise gadgets out there.

    當然也不乏有暗示性的運動小工具。

  • But free flexor might take the cake for most risque.

    但是,自由彎曲器可能會成為最冒險的蛋糕。

  • I'm going to flex and bust out of here.

    我將屈指一算,衝出這裡。

  • It's called the world's first flexing dumbbell, but all it appears to be is two circular weights on either end of a stick.

    它被稱為世界上第一個可彎曲的啞鈴,但它看起來只是一根棍子兩端的兩個圓形砝碼。

  • The free flexor works your muscles at every angle in every direction.

    自由屈體在各個方向的各個角度都能鍛鍊你的肌肉。

  • Apparently waving this ball stick around will guarantee you get ripped.

    顯然,四處揮舞這個球棒會保證你被撕碎。

  • Unfortunately, various fitness professionals disagree with these claims stating that the free flexor is most likely nothing more than a gimmick, albeit a very sexual gimmick, she started getting that momentum swinging.

    不幸的是,各種健身專家不同意這些說法,指出自由屈體很可能只是一個噱頭,儘管是一個非常性的噱頭,她開始讓這種勢頭搖擺不定。

  • It starts to go deep and you can feel it if you really want to get buff like the guys in the ad, a gym membership seems like a much wiser investment, Unlimited tension that will make your muscles cry.

    它開始深入,你可以感覺到,如果你真的想像廣告中的人一樣變得水靈靈的,健身會員似乎是更明智的投資,無限的張力會讓你的肌肉哭泣。

  • Number 12 facial flex.

    12號面部彎曲。

  • This device looks more like it belongs in a dental clinic than as part of your daily beauty slash fitness regime flexing advertised as a product that gives you a quote natural facelift.

    這個設備看起來更像是屬於牙科診所,而不是作為你日常美容和健身計劃的一部分,它被宣傳為一種能給你帶來自然拉皮的產品。

  • The facial flexes almost as odd as the reactions of the woman trying it out in the infomercial lisa is a flex er she's a user and you can see how all of these muscles and look at her neck.

    面部的彎曲幾乎和資訊廣告中嘗試它的女人的反應一樣奇怪,伊莎是一個彎曲的人,她是一個用戶,你可以看到所有這些肌肉,看看她的脖子。

  • Do you see how tight her neck is?

    你看到她的脖子有多緊嗎?

  • And yet there are reportedly many people who swear by the facial flexes positive results.

    然而,據說有很多人對面部屈曲的積極效果發誓。

  • I say the apartment's not the only thing getting a face lift.

    我說,公寓不是唯一得到整容的東西。

  • A similar device is the neckline slimmer.

    一個類似的裝置是領口瘦身器。

  • A very unusual gadget promising to tighten your jaw line, eliminate your double chin and take years off your appearance by having you repeatedly push your head against it.

    一個非常不尋常的小工具,承諾收緊你的下巴線,消除你的雙下巴,並通過讓你反覆將你的頭推向它,使你的外表減少幾年。

  • They say beauty is pain but this stuff looks like downright torture reflection number 11 tv.

    他們說美是痛苦的,但這東西看起來就像徹頭徹尾的酷刑反射11號電視。

  • Hat private portable and hands free for any sci fi.

    帽子是私人的,可以隨身攜帶,不需要動手,適合任何科幻片。

  • Writers who predicted a dystopian future in which tv replaces social interaction.

    作家們預言了一個由電視取代社會互動的二元化未來。

  • Tv.

    電視機。

  • Hat was exactly the nightmare.

    帽子正是那個噩夢。

  • They were worried about that hat is dope.

    他們擔心的是那頂帽子是笨蛋。

  • Thanks tom you mind if I rock that bad larry on my dome.

    謝謝你,湯姆,你介意我在我的圓頂上搖晃那個壞的拉里。

  • It's advisor with a very long cap that you can put your phone inside, creating a portable movie theater, Perfect for blocking out the rest of the world.

    它的顧問是一個很長的帽子,你可以把你的手機放在裡面,創造一個便攜式電影院,非常適合阻擋世界其他地方。

  • My kids would love this.

    我的孩子會喜歡這個。

  • My husband would love this.

    我丈夫會喜歡這個。

  • It even includes a custom lens to make the display bigger and is shown as an alternative to the expensive VR gaming systems currently on the market.

    它甚至包括一個定製的鏡頭,以使顯示器更大,並作為目前市場上昂貴的VR遊戲系統的替代產品展示。

  • Watch what you want on your lunch break only with Tv hat while watching things on your phone, hands free is a nice idea.

    在午休時只用電視帽看你想看的東西,同時用手機看東西,免提是個好主意。

  • Anyone who actually wears a Tv hat will never live this down.

    任何真正戴著電視帽的人都不會忘記這一點。

  • You're about to lose all your friends so quickly if you get this.

    如果你得到這個,你將很快失去你所有的朋友。

  • But you know what?

    但你知道嗎?

  • I'm okay with that number 10 booty pop.

    我對那個10號戰利品沒有意見。

  • It's here, Hollywood's hottest new trade secret booty pop.

    它在這裡,好萊塢最熱門的新商業祕密戰利品。

  • Think of it like a wonder bra, but for your butt, booty pop is advertised as being push up panties designed to make your butt pop no matter what you're wearing to help raise your confidence and make you look good.

    想想看,它就像一個神奇的胸罩,但對你的屁股來說,booty pop被宣傳為推舉式內褲,旨在使你的屁股無論穿什麼衣服都能彈出,幫助提高你的信心,使你看起來不錯。

  • Pop turns a droopy derriere into a youthful looking head turning bootylicious booty despite this being a product that some people might buy the commercial is downright patronizing, claiming that the only thing women care about when buying a pair of jeans is how their backside is going to look.

    Pop將一個下垂的屁股變成了一個年輕的、看起來很有活力的臀部,儘管這是一個有些人可能會購買的產品,但這個廣告完全是在拍馬屁,聲稱女性在購買一條牛仔褲時唯一關心的是她們的臀部會是什麼樣子。

  • Now you can get that fabulous figure.

    現在,你可以得到那種美妙的身材。

  • That bootylicious, Perky pop.

    那個戰利品,Perky pop。

  • That all women want without lifting a finger.

    這是所有女性都想要的,不需要抬起一個手指。

  • It also implies that booty pop is used by celebrities though they never actually name these alleged users, Hollywood's hottest new trade secret.

    它還暗示,booty pop是由名人使用的,儘管他們從未真正說出這些所謂的使用者的名字,這是好萊塢最熱門的新商業祕密。

  • Indeed, I paid like $20 for this booty number nine titty bear.

    的確,我為這隻九號奶熊的戰利品花了大約20美元。

  • It may not be the most ridiculous product on our list, but the teddy bear wins the prize for the most ridiculous name.

    它可能不是我們名單上最荒謬的產品,但泰迪熊贏得了最荒謬的名字獎。

  • That's T.

    這就是T。

  • I.

    I.

  • D.

    D.

  • D.

    D.

  • Y bear.

    Y熊。

  • So ridiculous.

    如此荒唐。

  • They have to literally spell it out for you just to make sure you're not thinking exactly what you are thinking.

    他們必須從字面上為你拼出它,只是為了確保你沒有想的和你想的一模一樣。

  • My shoulder strap used to pull so tight.

    我的肩帶曾經拉得很緊。

  • I could hardly breathe.

    我幾乎無法呼吸。

  • We know that's our biggest concern when driving but don't fret.

    我們知道這是我們開車時最關心的問題,但不要著急。

  • The titty bear isn't just for people with breasts and fits all makes and models heads up though.

    乳頭熊並不只是為有乳房的人準備的,它適合所有品牌和型號的人抬頭。

  • This technology is patent pending.

    這項技術正在申請專利。

  • So beware of imposters Number eight Hawaii Chair.

    所以要提防冒名頂替的人 八號夏威夷主席。

  • Where do we start with this one out of your workout?

    在你的鍛鍊中,我們該從哪裡開始呢?

  • You can't take the work out of your workload.

    你不能從你的工作量中抽出工作。

  • That's kind of the point.

    這就是問題的關鍵。

  • But for argument's sake, let's ignore that.

    但為了爭論起見,讓我們忽略這一點。

  • Can you imagine your colleagues sitting idly by if you were doing this at work?

    你能想象如果你在工作中這樣做,你的同事會不會坐視不理?

  • It's a chair with a motor and a tropical gimmick and it's supposed to give you abs.

    這是個帶馬達和熱帶噱頭的椅子,據說能讓你擁有腹肌。

  • But apparently all it does is make you overheat.

    但顯然,它所做的只是讓你過熱。

  • That feels great on my abs.

    這在我的腹肌上感覺很好。

  • That being said.

    話雖如此。

  • It does seem like the perfect chair to vibe out to your favorite dance tracks.

    它看起來確實是一個完美的椅子,可以讓你在你最喜歡的舞曲中振作起來。

  • Number seven Shamwow, slap chop and sticky For those Klutzes who can't get through a day without dousing their surroundings and gallons upon gallons of liquid comes the shamwow made in Germany.

    第七號Shamwow,巴掌大的粘性 對於那些不把周圍環境和加侖加侖的液體澆透就無法度過一天的Klutzes來說,德國製造的Shamwow。

  • The Germans always make good stuff.

    德國人總是做出好東西。

  • We're not saying this is a ridiculous product per se, but sarcastic host vince brings everything to that next level.

    我們並不是說這是一個荒謬的產品本身,但諷刺性的主持人文斯將一切帶到了那個新的水準。

  • Take for example the slap chop, you're gonna love my nuts or the sticky.

    以巴掌劈為例,你會喜歡我的堅果或粘性。

  • The ridiculous part of these products is all of them have been done before in one way or another.

    這些產品的可笑之處在於所有這些產品以前都以這種或那種方式做過。