Name: 最可笑的20種資訊廣告產品 (Top 20 Most Ridiculous Infomercial Products)
Uploaded: 2022-07-02T17:00:50.000Z
Duration: 17 min 16 s

Every time we use this towel, welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 most ridiculous infomercial products.

每當我們使用這條毛巾時，歡迎觀看魔力，今天我們將盤點我們選出的20個最荒謬的資訊廣告產品。

I'm feeling it in my chest and my biceps and my triceps for this list.

對於這份清單，我的胸部、二頭肌和三頭肌都有感覺。

We're looking at all sorts of ridiculous zany and outlandish infomercial products, Which product on this list is a must have for you.

我們正在看各種荒謬的扎眼和離奇的資訊廣告產品，這個名單上的哪種產品是你必須擁有的。

Let us know in the comments number 20 wearable towel robes are heavy and hot and towels with fasteners.

讓我們在評論中知道20號可穿戴的毛巾袍又重又熱，還有帶扣件的毛巾。

I think not now there's the wearable towel, the towel with arm openings.

我想現在沒有了，有了可穿戴的毛巾，有了手臂開口的毛巾。

Ever find yourself trying to get ready, but your pesky towels getting in the way the wearable towel is perfect for any situation, Although we'd suggest not leaving the house in it.

你是否發現自己想做好準備，但你討厭的毛巾擋住了你的去路，可穿戴的毛巾非常適合任何情況，雖然我們建議不要穿著它離開家。

If you're feeling especially patriotic, it comes in good old red, white and blue.

如果你感到特別愛國，它有良好的紅色、白色和藍色。

How will you wear it tunic style or toga.

你將如何穿上它，長衫式或長袍式。

Either way, if you enjoy the damp and slightly smelly odor of a wet towel, this is the product for you number 19.

無論哪種方式，如果你喜歡溼毛巾的潮溼和輕微的臭味，這就是適合你的19號產品。

If you frequently find yourself frustrated by your car's cupholders, both the space they offer and the number of them available fret no more because car valet is here to help spilled coffee everywhere.

如果你經常發現自己對你的汽車杯架感到沮喪，無論是它們提供的空間還是它們的數量，都不用擔心，因為汽車服務員在這裡可以幫助到處溢出的咖啡。

All because your cup holders never have room for actual cops.

所有這些都是因為你的杯架永遠沒有空間容納真正的警察。

This product is basically just attachable cup and other accessory holders.

這個產品基本上只是可連接的杯子和其他附件支架。

But while it's a pretty good idea, the way it's advertised leaves much to be desired.

但是，雖然這是一個相當好的想法，但它的宣傳方式還有待改進。

粉紅色的檸檬水，哦，嗯，謝謝你。

Well, you know, I don't have a cup holder.

Can I just give that In the infomercial we see people dropping all kinds of stuff.

我可以給 在資訊廣告中，我們看到人們扔下各種東西。

At one point a woman who's talking animatedly on the phone drops the device, but luckily car valet is there to catch it, it just feels like a stretch.

有一次，一個正在興致勃勃地講電話的女人掉了設備，但幸運的是，汽車服務員在那裡接住了它，只是感覺很誇張。

So when you're facing those extreme situations you'll have just the solution you need, right when you need it the most.

是以，當你面臨這些極端情況時，你會有你需要的解決方案，就在你最需要的時候。

# 18號依偎者不是最糟糕的毯子。

Always restricting us with their excess fabric, cue the blanket with sleeves otherwise known as the Snuggie.

總是用他們多餘的布料限制我們，所以才有了帶袖子的毯子，也就是所謂的Snuggie。

Snuggie keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands stay warm.

Snuggie讓你完全保持溫暖，並讓你自由地使用你的手保持溫暖。

Get close to loved ones and ensure your electricity bill stays where it belongs.

接近所愛的人，並確保你的電費停留在它的位置。

This one looks ridiculous but it's actually kind of handy Compared to what we're about to see in the rest of this list.

這個看起來很荒唐，但實際上與我們即將在這個名單的其他部分看到的東西相比，它是一種很方便的。

We can definitely see the appeal of the snuggie.

我們絕對可以看到依偎的吸引力。

Talking TP don't look now but the neighbors can see while some infomercial products are genuinely useful and ingenious.

說話的TP現在不看了，但鄰居們可以看到，而一些資訊廣告的產品是真正有用和巧妙的。

It's about as novelty minded as you can get.

這是你能得到的最新穎的想法。

You want me to hook up cable in here or something.

你想讓我在這裡接上電纜還是什麼。

Well it's probably too late for this dumb but you know what if you do that for the next one to be psyched.

好吧，這可能對這個啞巴來說太晚了，但你知道嗎，如果你為下一個人做這個，就會很興奮。

Talking Tp is a toilet roll holder with a built in speaker and microphone so you can record a message on it.

Talking Tp是一個帶有內置揚聲器和麥克風的衛生捲紙架，是以你可以在上面錄製資訊。

This recording will then trigger every time somebody takes some paper to wipe with this room isn't soundproof.

然後，每當有人拿一些紙來擦拭時，這個錄音就會觸發，這個房間不隔音。

我們可以在一天中一直聽到你的聲音。

This would obviously be terrifying if you were going to the toilet in the middle of the night or if you're a guest in somebody else's house.

如果你在半夜上廁所，或者你是別人家的客人，這顯然是很可怕的。

But what makes it even weirder is the example recordings used in the commercial and the uproarious laughter they'll supposedly inspire in bathroom visitors for the deposit.

但更奇怪的是，廣告中使用的例子錄音，以及據稱它們會激發浴室訪客的笑聲，以獲得存款。

Their number 16, big hot dog, Big hot dog solves all the problems inherent to tiny hot dogs.

他們的16號，大熱狗，大熱狗解決了小熱狗固有的所有問題。

This product aims to eliminate the problem of having your hot dogs rolling around on the grill or worse, falling onto the ground when you're trying to cook them by creating a monstrous £7.16 inch hot dog.

該產品旨在通過創造一個巨大的7.16英寸熱狗，來消除你的熱狗在烤架上滾來滾去的問題，或者更糟糕的是，在你試圖烹製熱狗時掉到地上。

The makers recommend that you chop the massive dog into hot dog patties before trying to cook it for the moment.

製作者建議你在嘗試烹調前將巨大的狗切成熱狗餅的時刻。

Let's just forget the fact that it's obviously easier to just buy burgers if you're going to slice them into that shape.

讓我們忘記這樣一個事實：如果你要把漢堡切成這種形狀，顯然直接買漢堡更容易。

Got a big hunger Cut a big slice, got a tiny hunger.

得到了一個大的飢餓感 切了一大塊，得到了一個小的飢餓感。

Let's bask in the glory of this commercial, which is one of the most surreal infomercials you're ever going to see.

讓我們沉浸在這個廣告的榮耀之中，這是你將看到的最超現實的資訊廣告之一。

One of these costs just $170 tiny hot dogs come in packages of six while their buns come in packages of eight.

其中一個價格僅為170美元的小熱狗是6個一包，而其包子是8個一包。

Number 15, potty putter golf club golf clan.

15號，壺口推杆高爾夫俱樂部高爾夫族。

If the talking toilet paper wasn't enough ridiculous for your bathroom, you can now buy your very own miniature golf set to put on the floor in front of you.

如果會說話的衛生紙對你的浴室來說還不夠荒唐，你現在可以購買自己的迷你高爾夫套裝，放在你面前的地板上。

Now practice your putting every time you take care of your other business.

現在，每當你處理其他事務時，就練習你的推杆。

Just aim and shoot the ball into the cup.

只要瞄準並將球射入杯中即可。

This is advertised as being a way to help you practice your putting and uses the same fake green as real golf courses.

這被宣傳為是一種幫助你練習推杆的方法，並使用與真實高爾夫球場相同的假果嶺。

Do though on a real golf course, you probably won't be trying to use the bathroom at the same time though.

雖然在真正的高爾夫球場上，你可能不會試圖在同一時間使用衛生間。

There has actually been a product invented for that to stay tuned.

實際上已經有一個產品被髮明出來，請繼續關注。

When you're bored in the bathroom, you rush and that's unhealthy.

當你在浴室裡感到無聊時，你就會急於求成，這是不健康的。

But with the potty putter, you'll take the time to play with your putter.

但有了盆景推杆，你會花時間去玩你的推杆。

Unfortunately, the potty putter raises more problems than it solves Mainly the question of whether you set it up permanently or do you take it out whenever you need to go?

不幸的是，便盆推杆引起的問題比它解決的問題要多 主要是你是永久性地設置它還是在你需要去的時候把它拿出來？

Your potty putter is the perfect gift for the man on the go.

你的便盆推杆是送給出門在外的男人的完美禮物。

He'll relax and think of you every time he practices putting number 14 doc bottoms a spray.

每當他練習把14號DOC的底部噴一噴時，他就會放鬆並想到你。

Are you suffering from pungent pits foul feet, beastly butt odor.

你是否在為刺鼻的坑洞臭腳，野獸般的屁股氣味而苦惱。

This commercial was deemed so shocking and inappropriate that the network running it had to pull it shortly after it first aired, doc bottom's a spray is the world's first all over deodorant.

這個廣告被認為是如此令人震驚和不恰當，以至於播放它的電視臺在第一次播出後不久就不得不撤下它，DOC bottom's a spray是世界上第一個全面除臭劑。

But the infomercial doesn't play around when it comes to describing exactly which areas those problems smells arise from and can be used anywhere and I mean anywhere on your body.

但是當涉及到描述這些問題的氣味究竟來自哪些部位時，這個宣傳片並沒有耍花招，它可以在任何地方使用，我是說在你身體的任何地方。

A spray goes where other deodorants can't.

噴霧劑可用於其他除臭劑無法達到的地方。

It targets specific odor zones including pungent pits, foul feet and beastly butt odor.

它針對特定的氣味區，包括刺鼻的坑、臭腳和野獸般的屁股氣味。

The entire commercial is offensively over the top.

But the branding and marketing certainly do not do much to endure it to mainstream consumers.

但是，品牌和營銷肯定沒有做多少工作來忍受它對主流消費者的影響。

I got I got odors in special places and with a spray, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

我在特殊的地方有異味，有了噴霧劑，我再也不用擔心這個問題了。

You will build strength, you will get ripped.

你會增強力量，你會變得很有活力。

There's certainly no shortage of suggestive exercise gadgets out there.

當然也不乏有暗示性的運動小工具。

But free flexor might take the cake for most risque.

但是，自由彎曲器可能會成為最冒險的蛋糕。

It's called the world's first flexing dumbbell, but all it appears to be is two circular weights on either end of a stick.

它被稱為世界上第一個可彎曲的啞鈴，但它看起來只是一根棍子兩端的兩個圓形砝碼。

The free flexor works your muscles at every angle in every direction.

自由屈體在各個方向的各個角度都能鍛鍊你的肌肉。

Apparently waving this ball stick around will guarantee you get ripped.

顯然，四處揮舞這個球棒會保證你被撕碎。

Unfortunately, various fitness professionals disagree with these claims stating that the free flexor is most likely nothing more than a gimmick, albeit a very sexual gimmick, she started getting that momentum swinging.

不幸的是，各種健身專家不同意這些說法，指出自由屈體很可能只是一個噱頭，儘管是一個非常性的噱頭，她開始讓這種勢頭搖擺不定。

It starts to go deep and you can feel it if you really want to get buff like the guys in the ad, a gym membership seems like a much wiser investment, Unlimited tension that will make your muscles cry.

它開始深入，你可以感覺到，如果你真的想像廣告中的人一樣變得水靈靈的，健身會員似乎是更明智的投資，無限的張力會讓你的肌肉哭泣。

This device looks more like it belongs in a dental clinic than as part of your daily beauty slash fitness regime flexing advertised as a product that gives you a quote natural facelift.

這個設備看起來更像是屬於牙科診所，而不是作為你日常美容和健身計劃的一部分，它被宣傳為一種能給你帶來自然拉皮的產品。

The facial flexes almost as odd as the reactions of the woman trying it out in the infomercial lisa is a flex er she's a user and you can see how all of these muscles and look at her neck.

面部的彎曲幾乎和資訊廣告中嘗試它的女人的反應一樣奇怪，伊莎是一個彎曲的人，她是一個用戶，你可以看到所有這些肌肉，看看她的脖子。

And yet there are reportedly many people who swear by the facial flexes positive results.

然而，據說有很多人對面部屈曲的積極效果發誓。

I say the apartment's not the only thing getting a face lift.

我說，公寓不是唯一得到整容的東西。

A similar device is the neckline slimmer.

一個類似的裝置是領口瘦身器。