at least his 10th pineapple?

至少是他的第10個菠蘿？

Lies!

謊言!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Okay, I'll prove it.

好吧，我會證明這一點。

With this complete timeline of SpongeBob's house.

有了這個完整的海綿寶寶的房子的時間線。

SpongeBob's pineapple wasn't always under the sea,

海綿寶寶的菠蘿並不總是在海里。

since at the beginning, it actually fell off a boat.

因為在開始時，它實際上是從船上掉下來的。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Okay.

好的。

Well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom.

好吧，這就是比基尼海灘的所有可用的房子。

My secret garden is finally done.

我的祕密花園終於完成了。

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.

哦，是的，我忘了這一點。

It's beautiful.

這很美。

I'll take it!

我要買下它!

But not too long after that,

但在那之後沒多久。

his first house was drunk by a bunch of nematodes.

他的第一所房子被一群線蟲喝了。

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

萬歲，加里!我們終於龐大起來了!

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Huh? Wait a minute!

嗯？等一下！

Oh no!

哦，不!

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

[meowing]

[喵喵]

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

[burping]

[打嗝聲]

Thankfully, they left a seed

值得慶幸的是，他們留下了一顆種子

that grew into SpongeBob's second pineapple.

長成了海綿寶寶的第二個菠蘿。

Well, Squidward, this is goodbye.

好了，章魚哥，這就是再見了。

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Goodbye.

再見，海綿寶寶。再見。

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Bye, bye, bye.

再見，海綿寶寶。再見，再見，再見。

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Ha!

再見，海綿寶寶。哈!

Goodbye. Goodbye.

再見。再見。

[crying]

[哭聲]

Come on, SpongeBob.

來吧，海綿寶寶。

Bye, Patrick.

再見，帕特里克。

Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.

再見，比基尼海灘。

Whoa!

哇!

[crying]

[哭聲]

SpongeBob is leaving. He leaving, he leaving!

海綿寶寶要走了。他離開了，他離開了！

La, la, la, la!

啦，啦，啦，啦!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

He's leaving!

他要走了！

SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving!

海綿寶寶要走了。他要走了！

My house is back!

我的房子回來了!

On Opposite Day, SpongeBob didn't take his house apart.

在反對日，海綿寶寶並沒有把他的房子拆開。

Isn't it beautiful?

這不是很美嗎？

On Opposite Day it is.

在對立的一天，它是。

But Squidward put it back together again.

但章魚哥又把它裝了回去。

Out of the way, SpongeBob!

別擋路，海綿寶寶！

After that, SpongeBob's pineapple had a bit of bad luc.

在那之後，海綿寶寶的菠蘿就有了一點壞露。

First, being half eaten by an Alaskan Bullworm.

首先，被阿拉斯加牛頭蟲吃了一半。

Wha?

什麼？

Then, blown up.

然後，被炸死了。

This patty will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

這個餡餅將在10秒內自毀。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Get rid of it, Patrick!

甩掉它，帕特里克！

That's gonna leave a mark.

這將會留下一個印記。

Patrick's song was so bad,

帕特里克的歌太差了。

SpongeBob's house actually melted.

海綿寶寶的房子居然融化了。

♪ This song is over, Except for this round ♪

這首歌已經結束，除了這一輪

♪ You win this round ♪

? 你贏得了這一輪?

♪ Broccoli ♪

? 西蘭花 ?

That was awesome!

這真是太棒了!

Did you like it or did you really, really like it?

你喜歡它嗎？或者你真的非常喜歡它嗎？

Oh give me your completely honest opinion

哦，給我你完全誠實的意見

of how great it was!

它是多麼偉大!

Oh.

哦。

Um.

嗯。

How do I put this delicately?

我怎麼說才好呢？

That was the best song I ever heard!

這是我聽過的最好的歌！我想說的是，這是我聽過的最好的歌。

But that bad luck finally ran out

但這種壞運氣終於用完了

when his house was converted into the secret Krusty Krab.

當他的房子被改造成祕密的蟹堡王時。

So, would you like to secret size that for two dollars more?

那麼，你想以多花兩美元的價格買下這個祕密尺寸嗎？

Of course.

當然了。

Hey, Squidwart.

嘿，"烏賊王"。

You haven't seen any sign of the... you know...

你沒有看到任何跡象... 你知道...

the cops, have you?

警察，你有嗎？

Did you just call me Squidwart?

你剛才叫我 "烏賊 "嗎？

Okay. Thanks. I'm gonna go see how SpongeBob's doing.

好的。謝謝。我要去看看海綿寶寶怎麼樣了。

And then was renovated into something more normal.

然後被翻修成更正常的東西。

And what the heck is that?

而這到底是什麼呢？

Whose house is this?

這是誰的房子？

Hi. How are you?

嗨，你好嗎？

Some unexpected wealth

一些意外的財富

let SpongeBob expand his pineapple into a mansion.

讓海綿寶寶把他的菠蘿擴展成一座豪宅。

Hmm. Yes?

嗯。是嗎？

Uh.

呃。

I'm here to see SpongeBob.

我是來看望海綿寶寶的。

And are you on the guest list, sir?

那你在客人名單上嗎，先生？

I don't think so. Normally, I...

我不這麼認為。通常情況下，我...

Well, then I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir.

好吧，那麼我恐怕不能讓你進去，先生。

Good day, sir.

日安，先生。

Good day.

日子過得不錯。

Uh.

呃。

Your shoe's untied.

你的鞋子沒綁好。

Oh. Why, so it is.

哦。為什麼，就是這樣。

Guh.

Guh.

Thank you, sir.

謝謝你，先生。

And I said, go ahead, let's go right now!

我說，去吧，我們現在就去！。

I got too much hair anyways.

無論如何，我的頭髮太多。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

- SpongeBob! SpongeBob! - That's my name.

- 海綿寶寶!海綿寶寶！- 這是我的名字。

Don't wear it out.

不要把它穿出去。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

But the bad luck came back and SpongeBob's house

但壞運氣又來了，海綿寶寶的房子

was destroyed five more times.

又被摧毀了五次。

First, by Squidward.

首先，由章魚哥負責。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Then, Patrick's sister.

然後，帕特里克的妹妹。

That'll teach those meanies.

這將教給那些卑鄙的人。

Then, a storm.

然後，一場風暴。

Go!

走吧!

[crying]

[哭聲]

Then, of course, a giant Krabby Patty.

然後，當然是一個巨大的蟹皇堡。

When SpongeBob's pineapple started rotting away,

當海綿寶寶的菠蘿開始腐爛的時候。

his friends helped him rebuild it.

他的朋友們幫助他重建了它。

Just not a home without a rock to sleep under.

只是沒有石頭睡覺的家。

So, what do you think, SpongeBob?

那麼，你怎麼看，海綿寶寶？

Well, here it is, Gary, our new home.

好了，就是這裡了，加里，我們的新家。

Hmm. This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room.

嗯。這一定是帕特里克對客廳的貢獻。

Hey! Vintage condiment jugs.

嘿！復古的調味品壺。

Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

謝謝你，蟹老闆。

Ewe!

Ewe!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Gary, where's the sink?

加里，水槽在哪裡？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Gary, I don't think that was a sink.

加里，我不認為那是一個水槽。

Thanks for the futuristic bathroom, Sandy.

謝謝你的未來主義浴室，桑迪。

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Well, it isn't exactly home sweet pineapple,

嗯，這並不完全是家鄉的甜蜜菠蘿。

but I suppose it could be much worse.

但我想它可能會更糟糕。

We still have a roof over our heads and food on the table.

我們仍然有一個屋頂，桌子上有食物。

Hey, that reminds me!

嘿，這讓我想起了!

You still haven't eaten today, have you?

你今天還沒有吃飯，對嗎？

Sorry, buddy. You must be famished.

對不起，夥計。你一定是餓壞了。

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Ah! I'm unravelling!

啊！我正在解開。

Though, the can did most of the work.

雖然，罐子做了大部分的工作。

I completely forgot to feed you.

我完全忘了餵你。

Here you go, buddy.

給你，夥計。

Furnished pineapple in a can.

裝在罐子裡的菠蘿。

Oh, Gary, you are the best!

哦，加里，你是最棒的!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

After that, Gary accidentally set the house on fire.

此後，加里不小心把房子燒了。

And then Patrick ate it.

然後帕特里克吃了它。

Sorry, Squidward, but this is my house now.

對不起，章魚哥，但現在這是我的房子。

But even after 75 years,

但即使在75年後。

SpongeBob's pineapple is still there.

海綿寶寶的菠蘿還在那裡。

That was the story of the great train keeper.

這就是這位偉大的火車管理員的故事。

Didn't you find it exciting?

你不覺得這很刺激嗎？

Shh! I just beat my high score!

噓!我剛剛打破了我的高分!

Oh yeah!

哦，是的

Eh. Kids today.

Eh.今天的孩子們。

I love this old pineapple.

我喜歡這個老菠蘿。

We've had a lot of good times together.

我們一起度過了很多美好的時光。

Wee!

嗚嗚!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]