Hey, Ian. You wanna have dinner at 6:00?

嘿！Ian，今晚六點要一起吃飯嗎？

Nice and shiny.

我的寶貝們好棒棒、亮晶晶。

Hey, Ian. Do you want to have dinner and...sex?

嘿！Ian。今晚六點要一起吃飯，吃完再一起「炒飯」嗎？

Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

喔！不對！不是這樣的！

Do you want to have dinner at SIX? I'm hungry as hell.

今晚六點要一起吃飯嗎? 我餓得要命。

Do you want have dinner and sex? I'm horny as hell?!

今晚要吃飯和「炒飯」嗎？我「餓」很久了？！

Shall we all meet up at SIX? I'm hungry!

我們六點見面好不好？我餓得受不了了。

Swallow my ball meat up, ass sex, I'm horny?

吞下我的陰莖，我的後庭等著你開發，我快受不了了？！

Horny equals hungry!

飢渴 = 飢餓！

Horny equals horny.

飢渴 = 飢渴。

Sex equals six.

炒飯 = 六點。

Sex equals sex.

炒飯 = 炒飯。

Let's meet at six! My phone's auto-correcting!

六點見面！就這麼決定！ 你不要誤會！是我手機自動選字的問題！

Let's meet for sex... I'm alone... auto-asphyxiating.

一起「炒飯」嘛！我現在正自己一個人... 玩窒息遊戲。

Whoa, man. You try that and I'm gonna give you a black eye.

哇，兄弟！你敢再對我說一次，我絕對賞你一個熊貓眼。

Whoa, man. You try that and I'll give you a black guy.

哇，兄弟！你敢再對我說一次，我就讓你和黑人「交流交流」。

Oh, hell no!

喔！天殺的！不！

You can't give away black people! Racist f*ck!

你怎麼可以把黑人當成禮物相送？！去你的種族主義者！

Give me a quick call and we can work this out.

打通電話給我，我可以解釋。

Give me some quiet anal and we can work this out?!

我們找個隱秘的地方來肛交好不好？只要我們一起就可以了？！

Look, Anthony, I like you, but I don't think of you like that.

聽著，Anthony，我是喜歡你這個朋友沒錯，但我對你沒有奇怪的遐想。

Siri, text Ian.

Siri，幫我傳簡訊給 Ian。

Hey, dude, I'm using Siri now...

兄弟，我改用 Siri 了...

It should cut down on the autocorrect fails. Okay

應該不會再有自動選字的問題了。原來...

Thank god.

謝天謝地。

Siri, text Anthony back. Sounds good.

Siri，幫我回覆 Anthony。這聽起來正常多了。

Things were getting a little bit weird.

剛剛感覺超怪...

I was just seeing if you wanted to grab dinner.

我只是想問你要不要一起吃晚餐而已。

Totally, come on over and we can barbecue some baby back ribs.

當然好啊！那你來我這，我們可以烤個豬肋排來吃。

Totally, come on over and we can barbecue some baby black... kids?

當然好啊！那你來我這，我們可以烤黑人小孩來吃？！

Aw, hell no!

喔！天殺的！不！

You can't just barbecue black kids!

你怎麼可以吃黑人小孩？

Why can't it be white kids?

為什麼不是吃白人小孩？

They all taste the same anyway.

反正味道吃起來都一樣。

Racist f*ck!

去你的種族主義者！

Sooooo, we should probably just talk to each other instead of texting, huh?

嗯～ 或許我們應該直接用講的就好，不用打字。

Yeah.

看起來是這樣沒錯。

If you're in the same room as someone,

假如你和某人共處一室，

please put down your phone and suck their c*ck.

拜託，放下你的手機，然後吃他們的 x。（誤）

Dammit! No, I mean spank your woman--

該死！不是這樣的，我是說打你女人的屁股...

NO! I meant speak your words--

啊不是！我是說，面對面講就好...

Whatever, you get the point.

隨便啦！你懂我在說什麼。

Thanks so much for watching, guys.

感謝你們的收看。

If you haven't yet seen the 100th episode of Game Bang,

如果你還沒看過我們第 100 集的 Game Bang，

check it out by clicking the video on the right.

點擊右邊的資訊卡就可以看到影片囉！

We jump in hamster balls and beat the crap out of each other

我們展開碰碰球大戰，把彼此打得落花流水

and it's awesome.

超級好玩的！

And if you want to see behind-the-scenes footage and this....

如果你還想看我們的幕後花絮，還有這個... 的話

I don't know. This one's funny...

我不知道，這個看起來很有趣...

This is going to get me killed.

搞這個，我會死！

I'm not doing this one.

我不幹！

Click the video on the left.

影片就在左邊的資訊卡上。

And if you guys haven't yet subscribed, hit that little subscribe button!

如果你們還沒訂閱我們的頻道，趕快訂閱起來！

I don't know why I'm talking like this. I'm just gonna stop doing it right now.

我不知道為什麼我說話的方式會變成這樣，現在馬上恢復原狀！字幕由 www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube 提供。