My fake boyfriend.

我的假男友。

And today we're playing a game of 1st 1st bad date experience.

而今天我們要玩的是第1次糟糕的約會經歷遊戲。

Unfortunately for me, I have not been on a lot of dates.

對我來說，不幸的是，我沒有參加過很多的約會。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

I mean, I guess my first bad date was my first date.

我的意思是，我想我的第一次糟糕的約會是我的第一次約會。

I was like 13 we went to see along came polly loved it.

我當時好像是13歲，我們去看了《波利》，很喜歡。

But um, I had my first make out and it was very wet and very dry all at the same time.

但是，嗯，我有了第一次親熱，而且是非常溼的，同時也是非常乾的。

Do not ask me how it just was.

不要問我剛才是怎麼回事。

And then I was just like first time you were starstruck.

然後我就像你第一次追星一樣。

I was about five and I was in love with josh from clueless and I was just absolutely and utterly in love with him.

我當時大約五歲，我愛上了《無厘頭》中的喬什，我只是絕對地、徹底地愛上了他。

And like my five year old self thought that we were going to get married one day, like truly like what?

就像我五歲時的自己認為我們有一天會結婚，就像真正的喜歡什麼？

Um First song you put on to get you in a partying mood.

嗯 你放的第一首歌，讓你有一個聚會的心情。

Oh yeah, no.

哦，是的，沒有。

Um probably something by dual IPA or like Cardi B or lizzo first celebrity crush.

嗯，可能是雙IPA的東西，或者像Cardi B或Lizzo的第一個名人暗戀對象。

J T t didn't love the J.

J T t沒愛過的J。

T.

T.

T.

T.

First time performing live.

第一次現場表演。

I was about three, it was a play my dad was doing and I think they randomly were just like, hey, do you want to stand up here?

我當時大約三歲，這是我爸爸在做的一齣戲，我想他們隨機就像，嘿，你想站在這裡嗎？

And I said, yes, First time producing a feature film.

我說，是的，第一次製作劇情片。

Um, I think I was 22.

嗯，我想我當時是22歲。

Um and it was called see you in Valhalla.

嗯，它被稱為在瓦爾哈拉見。

And yeah, we, we made a feature film for like no money at all.

是的，我們，我們拍了一部劇情片，好像根本沒有錢。

It was crazy.

這很瘋狂。

But it was so much fun.

但它是如此的有趣。

And now I like producing a lot.

而現在我非常喜歡製作。

This is fun.

這很有趣。

First time doing voice acting.

第一次做配音表演。

Oh my gosh, I don't remember how old I was but I was like the dead animals girl for a really long time.

哦，我的天哪，我不記得我多大了，但我在很長一段時間內都像死了的動物女孩。

Remember like in the animal kingdom kids rule?

還記得像在動物王國裡孩子們的統治嗎？

That was me first.

這是我第一次。

Behind the scenes memory that pops into your head when you think of modern family.

當你想到現代家庭時，你腦海中浮現的幕後記憶。

Probably just like Sophia yelling out Pepsi to no one specifically and then like within five seconds a Pepsi just shows up and you're just like house.

可能就像索菲亞對著沒人的地方大喊百事可樂，然後就像在五秒鐘之內，百事可樂就出現了，你就像房子一樣。

It's magic.

這是很神奇的。

Like how does she do this?

比如她是如何做到這一點的？

I don't understand.

我不明白。

I asked for a water like an hour ago.

我一個小時前就要求喝水了。

I still haven't gotten one.

我仍然沒有得到一個。

Um First pet, he was a cat who acted like a dog and his name was fred, he was the best cat, The only cat I've ever had.

我的第一隻寵物，是一隻像狗一樣的貓，它的名字叫弗雷德，它是最好的貓，也是我養過的唯一的貓。

First food stop when you're back in new york.

回到紐約後的第一站食物。

Oh Bleeker Street Pizza.

哦，Bleeker街比薩。

Obviously, last question first.

顯然，首先是最後一個問題。

Untrue rumor.

不真實的傳言。

You heard about yourself?

你聽說過自己的事嗎？

Probably like a pregnant or like she's engaged and julie Bowen doesn't approve.

可能像懷孕了，或者像她訂婚了，朱莉-鮑文不同意。

I feel like that might have been the first one pregnancy.

我覺得那可能是第一個懷孕的人。

Like everything, it's been a lot.

像所有的事情一樣，它已經有很多了。

It's been fun busby.

這很有趣，巴斯比。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。