What is this?

這是什麼？

This is like the best hotel room in the world.

這就像世界上最好的酒店房間。

So this week I turned 32 years old.

所以這個星期我已經32歲了。

Yeah, and for my birthday present, I went deaf in my right ear, I perforated my ear drum.

是的，作為我的生日禮物，我的右耳失聰了，我的耳鼓穿孔了。

It's been a pretty rough week to be honest.

說實話，這是一個相當艱難的一週。

So imagine my excitement when my best American friend or second best American friend Alex in Tokyo who works in real estate, offered to give me a birthday surprise to cheer me up.

是以，當我最好的美國朋友或在東京工作的第二好的美國朋友亞歷克斯提出要給我一個生日驚喜讓我高興起來的時候，可以想象我的興奮。

Something amazing because he works in real estate, maybe he's bought me a flat or an apartment, fingers crossed, it's time to go and find out what he's got lined up.

一些令人驚奇的事情，因為他在房地產領域工作，也許他給我買了一套公寓或房子，手指交叉，是時候去看看他有什麼安排了。

Good afternoon Alex, I hear you have had a really bad week, I've had a rough week right here and I just broke this morning, my favorite glass.

下午好，亞歷克斯，我聽說你這周過得非常糟糕，我這周就過得很艱難，今天早上我剛剛打破了，我最喜歡的杯子。

So whatever you've got lined up, I hope it's bloody spectacular.

所以不管你有什麼安排，我希望它是血腥的壯觀。

I have the best thing in the world for you because I know what your favorite thing is.

我有世界上最好的東西給你，因為我知道你最喜歡的東西是什麼。

Money, no fish.

錢，沒有魚。

And there is a fishery right behind this and we have a private tour lined up for you.

而這後面就有一個漁場，我們已經為你安排了一次私人旅遊。

You ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？

Are you having a laugh?

你在笑嗎？

No, you don't want a fishery fishery?

不，你不想要一個漁場的漁場？

I'm really glad I came to tell you.

我真的很高興我來告訴你。

Don't worry, don't worry, we really have something else for you right over here right over here.

別擔心，別擔心，我們真的有別的東西給你，就在這裡，就在這裡。

This is a building from 1975, Okay, and the entire second floor is completely renovated to become an amazing private oasis in the center of Tokyo.

這是一棟1975年的建築，好的，整個二樓被完全翻新，成為東京中心的一個驚人的私人綠洲。

It looks a bit like the dragon capsule tower was built around the same time.

它看起來有點像龍囊塔是在同一時期建造的。

Exactly.

正是如此。

And unlike the dragon capsule tower, it's still here.

而且與龍囊塔不同，它還在這裡。

Is it a hotel?

這是一家酒店嗎？

It is kind of a hotel.

它有點像一個酒店。

It is a private resort is using the serious business Speak.

它是一個私人度假村，是用嚴肅的業務說話。

It must be good.

它必須是好的。

Okay, Alex, show me what you've got.

好吧，亞歷克斯，讓我看看你有什麼本事。

Let's go take a look, give me some.

我們去看看吧，給我一些。

Yeah, we're on the second floor.

是的，我們在二樓。

You ready to see this?

你準備好看這個了嗎？

It's ridiculously dark in.

裡面黑得令人髮指。

It is three o'clock in the afternoon.

現在是下午三點。

I feel like I've broken into someone's house.

我覺得我好像闖進了別人的房子。

I know, I know, but you smell that you smell that I smell something very nice.

我知道，我知道，但你聞到了，你聞到了，我聞到了非常好的東西。

Yes, there is in a massive diffuser right behind you.

是的，在你身後有一個巨大的擴散器。

I've never seen something like this in my life.

我在生活中從未見過這樣的東西。

It's probably a gallon that is the diffuser to end all diffuser with like 20 reads coming out from the top.

這可能是一個加侖的擴散器，是所有擴散器的終結者，好像有20個讀數從頂部出來了。

It's crazy.

這很瘋狂。

The diffuser that Thanos has in his house and then you've got like a dimly lit door.

薩諾斯家裡的擴散器，然後你就有了像一個昏暗的門。

Why is it so dimly lit?

為什麼它的燈光如此昏暗？

Are you going to kill me?

你要殺了我嗎？

Just my birthday gift being shot in the dark.

只是我的生日禮物被射在黑暗中。

That's the next one.

這是下一個問題。

So you just put in the pin code right here?

所以你只要在這裡輸入密碼就可以了？

That's not working here.

這在這裡是行不通的。

What?

什麼？

Yes.

是的。

Just like that.

就像這樣。

You open up and we're inside.

你開了門，我們就進去了。

Yes, she's big.

是的，她很高大。

This is really big.

這真的很大。

Are you having a laugh.

你是不是在笑。

What is this?

這是什麼？

This is like the best hotel room in the world.

這就像世界上最好的酒店房間。

What is this like a fire over there?

那邊的火是怎麼回事？

In the distance, Turkish bar, what can only be described as a forest.

在遠處的土耳其酒吧，只能說是一片森林。

How is this in the building when we're outside earlier?

我們剛才在外面，這怎麼會在樓裡呢？

It's just like a flat building with windows.

這就像一個有窗戶的平面建築。

I don't even know this is like defied the laws of physics.

我甚至不知道這就像違背了物理學規律。

Million dollars just to build this entire room.

僅僅建造這整個房間就需要百萬美元。

Isn't that crazy?

這不是很瘋狂嗎？

Well you can see where the money is gone, That's who you really quit blood.

你可以看到錢都去哪兒了，這就是你真正退出的人。

And it's got the magic words you want to see in any like penthouse suite.

而且它有你想在任何像頂樓套房中看到的魔力詞。

Take free.

採取免費。

All of this is free.

所有這些都是免費的。

Even the amazon.

即使是亞馬遜。

Yes, somebody has certainly had some fun here.

是的，有人在這裡肯定有一些樂趣。

The Bombay sapphire's gone.

孟買的藍寶石不見了。

You know like when you go to most hotels, you get a little tiny baby bottle, like Bombay sapphire here, get the whole thing, It doesn't even have the peach juice inside.

你知道當你去大多數酒店時，你會得到一個小小的嬰兒瓶，就像這裡的孟買藍寶石，得到整個東西，它裡面甚至沒有桃子汁。

That bottle is going to be completely finished by the end of the night.

那瓶酒到晚上就要完全喝完了。

I can tell you right now.

我現在就可以告訴你。

So let's start with the kitchen.

是以，讓我們從廚房開始。

Okay, come on over in the kitchen.

好了，到廚房來吧。

So we have a very spacious kitchen for any japanese apartments or anything, but I want you to open up this fridge.

是以，我們有一個非常寬敞的廚房，適合任何日本公寓或任何東西，但我希望你能打開這個冰箱。

Oh, everything in here is for you.

哦，這裡的一切都是為了你。

Everything in here is completely complimentary on a scale of one to well stocked fridge and even in here with ramen, that would be great if I could curse.

這裡的所有東西都是完全免費的，以一到庫存充足的冰箱為標準，甚至在這裡有拉麵，如果我可以罵人的話，那就太好了。

Does it come with a chef?

它是否配有廚師？

It comes with this.

它附帶了這個。

Well, yes, there is actually a sushi chef coming tonight just for you.

嗯，是的，實際上今晚有一位壽司廚師專門為你而來。

Alright.

好吧。

Alright, we're off to a good start.

好了，我們有了一個好的開始。

Even press press so leaving the massive kitchen and all the ridiculous amounts of sake behind.

甚至按壓，所以把巨大的廚房和所有可笑的清酒都拋在後面。

Yes.

是的。

And we have this beautiful custom made dining room table with something on here that I've never seen anywhere else.

我們有這個美麗的定製餐桌，上面有我在其他地方從未見過的東西。

Beautiful feature.

美麗的特徵。

We have iphone and USB C.

我們有蘋果手機和USB C。

Chargers on here.

充電者在這裡。

Perfect.

完美。

You can, you can charge your phone watch abroad in Japan while resting and dining at this massive opulent table with a very swanky light above them.

你可以，你可以在日本給你的手機手錶充電，同時在這個巨大的富麗堂皇的桌子上休息和用餐，他們上面有一個非常豪華的燈。

Yes.

是的。

And once you're done charging and watching all of your favorite videos, you can sing some karaoke.

一旦你完成了充電，看完了所有你喜歡的視頻，你可以唱一些卡拉OK。

There is a karaoke machine right over here And a fantastically elaborate piece of work.

這裡有一臺卡拉OK機，而且是一件非常精緻的作品。

$2 million.

200萬美元。

Well spent.

花得好。

Do you know what is this significance?

你知道這個意義是什麼嗎？

Do you know this?

你知道這個嗎？

What is it just nice.

什麼是它只是不錯。

Nice.

不錯。

Let's go with that.

我們就這麼辦吧。

All right over here we have the really nicely kitted out like sitting room.

在這裡，我們有一個裝備非常好的起居室。

These pillows, they just look decadent rich.

這些枕頭，它們只是看起來很頹廢豐富。

I have to say, you know when you're paying $2 million to renovate a place you got to put as much stuffing in the pill as possible.

我不得不說，你知道當你花200萬美元裝修一個地方時，你得儘可能多地在藥丸裡放些東西。

They offer it.

他們提供。

Well, stuff.

嗯，東西。

Yes, but is it comfortable?

是的，但它舒適嗎？

Yes it is.

是的，它是。

Look at this just the view right sitting here with like a jungle in front of you and we're in the middle of Tokyo.

看看這個，只是坐在這裡的風景，就像你面前的叢林，而我們在東京的中間。

Yeah, this is bonkers.

是的，這太瘋狂了。

It is crazy.

這很瘋狂。

Right?

對嗎？

So just to become a member of this place, just in order to stay here, you have to pay $30,000 as an entrance fee.

是以，只是為了成為這個地方的成員，只是為了留在這裡，你必須支付30,000美元作為入場費。

Right?

對嗎？

And then there's another $9,000 a year membership fee.

然後還有每年9,000美元的會員費。

Yeah.

是的。

And then you get with that 12 nights staying here per year.

然後你就可以得到每年在這裡住12個晚上。

So what's $39,000 divided by 12.

那麼39,000美元除以12是多少。

Come on, maths.

來吧，數學。

$3000.

$3000.

Okay, so it's basically, am I right about that?

好的，所以它基本上是，我說的對嗎？

He's the best real estate agent.

他是最好的房地產經紀人。

I'm not gonna pretend like I know I was $3000 a night actually.

我不會假裝我知道我實際上是3000美元一晚。

So that basically puts you on par with one of the best hotel rooms.

是以，這基本上使你與最好的酒店房間之一相提並論。

Yeah, it's actually cheaper.

是的，它實際上更便宜。

It's cheaper per night than a presidential suite at any major hotel here.

這比這裡任何一家大型酒店的總統套房每晚都要便宜。

Kind of checked out.

有點退縮了。

Yeah it does.

是的，它是。

It does.

它確實如此。

But you have to stay here 12 nights a year.

但你必須每年在這裡住12個晚上。

But this is, I mean this is better than any hotel room I've ever seen and we still haven't seen half the room.

但這是，我是說這比我見過的任何酒店房間都要好，而且我們還沒有看到一半的房間。

Which way should we go then?

那我們應該走哪條路呢？

Should we go jungle or Turkish bathhouse adventure?

我們應該去叢林還是土耳其澡堂探險？

This is absolutely ridiculous.

這絕對是荒謬的。

I feel like I, the water is real, it's incredible.

我覺得我，水是真實的，它是不可思議的。

It's real, it's cold.

它是真實的，它是冷的。

It's cold.

它很冷。

Why do you think this is cold?

為什麼你認為這很冷？

Uh They couldn't pay the heating bill close.

呃，他們無法支付近距離的供暖費用。

They actually have a really big heating bill because over here is your son.

他們實際上有一個非常大的取暖費，因為在這裡是你的兒子。

Right, wow.

對了，哇。

Yeah, wow.

是啊，哇。

It's an actual sauna.

這是一個真正的桑拿房。

Oh my God, are you having a laugh.

哦，我的上帝，你是在笑嗎。

A sauna 85 degrees Celsius.

一個85攝氏度的桑拿房。

Right now there's a bath here a sauna here.

現在這裡有一個浴室，這裡有一個桑拿房。

Another bath outside there's like a stream, I can hear out the window.

另一個澡堂外面好像有一條小溪，我可以聽到窗外的聲音。

This is like an adventure in itself.

這本身就像是一場冒險。

Opulence.

富麗堂皇。

To set the next journey across japan in this bloody room alone.

在這個血腥的房間裡獨自設定下一個穿越日本的旅程。

Nice big shower.

漂亮的大淋浴。

Yes.

是的。

So you have your cold pool right over here, Right?

所以你的冷水池就在這裡，對嗎？

And this is for after you've gone into the sauna to sweat and got everything out of you.

而這是在你進入桑拿房出汗並把所有東西都弄出來之後。

You need to cool down right after that.

之後你需要馬上冷卻下來。

You come over here and you take it, you don't do that right now.

你過來，你拿著它，你現在不這樣做。

Just put your hand in here.

只要把你的手放在這裡。

It's very hot.

它非常熱。

This is a, it's like a proper full on.

這是一個，這就像一個適當的全面的。

Its massive as well.

其規模也很大。

Absolutely.

絕對的。

You can put all of trash taste in here.

你可以把所有的垃圾味道放在這裡。

It's massive.

它是巨大的。

And you and even me remember and you put this right over here, you have some nice water effects water.

而你甚至我都記得，你把這個放在這裡，你有一些漂亮的水效果水。

Yes, water coming out of the tap.

是的，從水龍頭裡出來的水。

It is really nice.

它真的很好。

You can sit here, you can have your agent on it and plan to take over the world and you can do it all while looking at a real actual fire, which I thought was a video when we walked in, right?

你可以坐在這裡，你可以讓你的代理人在上面計劃接管世界，你可以在看著真正的實際火災時做這一切，當我們走進來時，我以為這是一個視頻，對嗎？

I saw this in the distance.

我在遠處看到了這個。

I just assumed it was like a video screen fire burn your fingers are fantastic.

我只是認為這就像視頻螢幕上的火燒你的手指一樣神奇。

And then you know, they thought of everything here.

然後你知道，他們想到了這裡的一切。

You've got your sort of, your plunge pool, your hot spring pool, your fire.

你有你的那種，你的瀑布池，你的溫泉池，你的火。

The only thing that can make it better would be.

唯一能讓它變得更好的是。

And they've got that as well, gold plated.

他們也有這個，鍍金的。

They really have thought of everything.

他們真的考慮到了一切。

Straight from Germany how these Here.

直接來自德國的這些東西是如何在這裡。

This is like, it's actually plumb.

這就像，它實際上是鉛直的。

That sounds good.

這聽起來不錯。

Yeah, there's a little barbecue here for heating your charcoal.

是的，這裡有一個小燒烤爐，用於加熱你的木炭。

This is really nice.

這真的很好。

Yes.

是的。

God, you could easily spend a weekend and like write a book except you wouldn't, would you just get drunk and 12 days.

上帝，你可以很容易地花一個週末，像寫一本書，除了你不會，你會不會只是喝醉和12天。

The best way to write a book and you can do it all in the comfort of your very own jungle area.

寫書的最佳方式，而且你可以在你自己的叢林地帶舒適地完成這一切。

Look at this!

看看這個!

This is, this is insane.

這，這太瘋狂了。

So we've gone from the best room in Tokyo a glorified oasis.

是以，我們已經從東京最好的房間變成了榮耀的綠洲。

This is you just don't get this in Tokyo.

這是你在東京所得不到的。

No, it's the best balcony of any hotel in Tokyo.

不，這是在東京所有酒店中最好的陽臺。

You really got a balcony to begin with and nothing like this.

你真的有一個陽臺開始，沒有像這樣的。

It's got like a four tier water feature, a forest, yes, like real plants and of course you have your outdoor seating here for laying around and lounging and also an actual table over here.

它有一個四層的水景，一個森林，是的，像真正的植物，當然，你有你的戶外座位，可以躺在這裡休息，也有一個實際的桌子在這裡。

I would love it.

我很願意。

Not one but two ashtrays ashtrays, it wouldn't be enough.

不是一個而是兩個菸灰缸的菸灰缸，這就不夠了。

And then over here we haven't seen a bedroom yet.

然後在這裡，我們還沒有看到一個臥室。

I'm assuming this isn't the bed, this is not the bed, but you're welcome to sleep here.

我想這不是床，這不是床，但歡迎你在這裡睡覺。

Take a seat.

請坐吧。

Sit here in my hammock on a slightly better weather day.

在天氣稍好的日子裡，坐在我的吊床上。

You could rest in the hammock, you could have the barbecue, that's a full size weber.

你可以在吊床上休息，你可以吃烤肉，那是全尺寸的韋伯。

You don't really see those in Japan to begin with.

在日本，你並沒有真正看到這些東西。

I've been really lucky to go to some crazy places in Tokyo, Japan apartments, hotels.

我真的很幸運，可以去東京的一些瘋狂的地方，日本的公寓、酒店。

This place is on another level, but I've never seen anything quite like it.

這個地方是另一個層次，但我從未見過這樣的地方。

I think because they're trying to make it have that sort of homely feel that caters for everything you could want, absolutely packed in everything.

我想是因為他們試圖讓它有那種家庭般的感覺，滿足你的一切要求，絕對是包羅萬象。

You know the hammock barbecue, the, she shed the plunge pool, the onset, the free bar and also at the end of it, you have to remember that we're in the middle of the city, those buildings all around you.

你知道吊床燒烤，她捨棄了瀑布池，日落，免費的酒吧，還有在最後，你必須記住我們是在城市的中心，那些建築都在你周圍。

But it feels like we're in the country.

但感覺我們是在鄉下。

It's crazy.

這很瘋狂。

I don't know what the best thing is that we've seen so far.

我不知道到目前為止我們看到的最好的東西是什麼。

Probably the free bar.

可能是免費的酒吧。

All right, come on, I'm gonna stumble out of this hammock.

好吧，來吧，我要跌跌撞撞地離開這個吊床。

Let's go and check out this bedroom because I realized we've only seen half the bloody from safe.

我們去看看這個臥室吧，因為我意識到我們只看到了安全區一半的血腥。

Oh my God, into the bedroom with not one but two king size mega beds.

哦，我的上帝，進入臥室，裡面不是一張而是兩張特大號床。

So you can roll around all night long.

所以你可以整晚都在打滾。

Why are there two Alex?

為什麼會有兩個亞歷克斯？

Well this is the rumpus room as also called the master bedroom and you know, it's strange every single hotel in Japan that has one king size bed actually has two king sized beds.

嗯，這就是閭丘露薇，也叫主臥室，你知道嗎，很奇怪，日本的每一家酒店都有一張大床，實際上卻有兩張大床。

Yeah, yeah.

是的，是的。

Why is that?

這是為什麼呢？

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

It's because Japanese couples generally don't like sleeping in the same bed.

這是因為日本夫婦一般不喜歡睡在同一張床上。

And why is that?

這又是為什麼呢？

I am not a therapist.

我不是一個治療師。

I am a real estate agent so big, you could like land an airplane and a helicopter and you can do it all while watching a flaw in Japan on this mega massive LCD screen, huge all in all an incredible bedroom.