(funny music)

(詭異的音樂)

So are you having fun?

寫作好玩嗎?

That was you know why I started writing

因為好玩我才開始的

Wow! yeah . . .

-哇喔 -是的

Am, I noticed you have a rather large men’s wear-watch

我注意到你手上的超大男用腕表

Yeah! It was just ‘cause it was cheap

噢 因為它很便宜

It was for target . . . uh huh . . . oh target . . .

我在Target(註: 量販店)找到的

Sounds like a statement piece

聽起來像個性單品

Like the statement like . . .

你知道 女用提包之類的

I’d like to tell time . . . for sex with women

-我常看錶 -免得錯過「拉拉」時間

So I noticed that you are . . . am,

我覺得你蠻…

. . . you are very stylish. Maybe heap. maybe you are . . .

…蠻有個性 有點嘻皮 也許你…

like art but also maybe you’re a lesbian

走藝術路線或者你是同性戀?

Uh, I’m from Chicago. Uh Hmm… yeah!

我是芝加哥來的

Okay Chicago! Hoops! Like a gamer at Chicago?

拉拉芝加哥? 芝加哥的拉子區?

Am! I lived there for like one summer

我在那住了一個夏天

bright just like an experiment

只是小住一下

or do you like really like it there

還是你超愛那裡?

do you like for other reasons

因為某些原因

. . . like were you living with someone, maybe? do you like for other reasons

例如跟誰同居在那之類的? 因為某些原因

. . . like were you living with someone, maybe?

例如跟誰同居在那之類的?

no it’s just me living in the commu- . . .

不是的…我住在一個小社…

the community? Commutes. . no . . . like . .

小社區? 拉子小社區

Community? Am, well-liked the hike.

嗯...我喜歡在假日健行

Okay! And weekends. . . weekends . . .

嗯哼 所以

Oh you also play like ultimate frisbee

你還有玩極限飛盤

Did you dodge ball or softball?

你偶爾也玩「蕾」球嗎?

No! I think when I was a kid

現在不了

Maybe, Barbie that’s more

小時候可能常玩

Because like my dad wanted me to be . . .

因為我爸希望…

saved the doll shoes

你修理他的鞋子?

Did you get along with both your parents?

你跟爸媽處的好嗎?

What kinds of shows do you like to watch?

你喜歡怎樣的節目?

Uh! generally the shows that I like’s Korean indications

嗯…Orion電視公司製作的那種'

and I’m not really into like watching shows or

我其實不是很愛看電視

are out now, like I’m really happy

雖然那些節目不流行了

I’m sorry. Did you say syndication?

你剛說Orion「攻濕」嗎?

No! I said indication . . . I’m sorry!

不是啦! 我是說「公司」 歹勢

Sometimes, when I get nervous I really like . . .

一緊張我就…

Kiss girls! So . . .

會和女生玩親親

Are you gay? So . . .

那麼～ 你是同性戀嗎?

Are you gay? Oh! . . .

是嗎? 你是同性戀嗎?

So! I’m sorry! Are you gay? So . . .

抱歉 你說什麼? 你是同性戀嗎?

Gay?! Gay?!

對吧? 沒錯

that’s fine

你猜怎麼著?

You are! me too!

我跟你一樣

Even especially like later really good . . .

感覺不壞

Alright earlier

嗯...或許吧

I agree!

是的

so what do you like to write?

那你都寫些什麼?

Am, I general kind of to more like fiction

我寫了滿多小說

like fan fiction?

同人小說?

Like you may call your favorite TV characters gay

把所有角色設定成同性戀

And then have sex with each other

然後彼此發生關係?

(Laughing out loud)

哈哈哈哈哈哈!

Wow! Now I’ll take a bite!

哇啊! 我要吃一口囉

Aw! Wow!

哇喔

This kind taste like Chinese food.

吃起來好像中國食物唷