Oh, boy 3:00 a.m.

哦，孩子 凌晨3點。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

My favorite time of the day.

我一天中最喜歡的時間。

Breakfast and a little morning television.

早餐和早上看了一會兒電視。

And now live from Bikini Botto, it's Bikini Bottom Live.

現在是來自比基尼波託的現場直播，這是比基尼海灘的現場。

[ringing]

[鈴聲]

Oh, my God. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late!

哦，我的上帝。我遲到了。我遲到了。我遲到了！

Howdy, Patrick.

你好，帕特里克。

Hey, SpongeBob, Gareth.

嘿，海綿寶寶，Gareth。

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

You don't have a pet.

你沒有養寵物。

Unpotentially, I'm just here for the free samples.

不可能的，我只是為了免費的樣品而來。

You can really taste the gourmet.

你真的可以嚐到美食的滋味。

Oh, thank you, ma'am.

哦，謝謝你，夫人。

I may consider purchasing this brand for my worms.

我可能會考慮為我的蟲子購買這個品牌。

Want some?

想要一些嗎？

No thanks, just had breakfast.

不，謝謝，剛吃過早餐。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

What's gotten into you?

你怎麼了？

Oh. Oh, no.

哦。哦，不。

What's happening to me?!

我怎麼了？

I think I can explain.

我想我可以解釋。

Yes, I've seen this one before.

是的，我以前見過這個人。

It's a common symptom.

這是一個常見的症狀。

Patrick is suffering from Krabby Patty withdrawal.

帕特里克正在遭受蟹皇堡的戒斷。

He needs one, or he'll keep mumbling about it

他需要一個，否則他就會不停地嘟囔。

for the next three and a half minutes.

在接下來的三分半鐘裡。

Ooh, he needs one, eh?

哦，他需要一個，嗯？

Me thinks a paying customer's in our midst.

我認為有一個付費客戶在我們中間。

Patrick, how's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound?

帕特里克，加了奶酪的蟹皇堡聽起來怎麼樣？

[barking] Give me!

[吠叫] 給我！

Not yet. First I have to know, can you pay for it?

還沒有。首先我得知道，你能支付嗎？

Oh, yeah, I can pay for it.

哦，是的，我可以支付它。

Good boy.

好孩子。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Ten seconds later...

十秒鐘後...

My good man, how ya doing?

我的好兄弟，你好嗎？

G... good.

G...好。

Excellent. Now, let's get down to business.

很好。現在，讓我們開始談正事。

What's that?

那是什麼？

- It's your bill. - I don't have any money.

- 這是你的賬單。- 我沒有任何錢。

What? I thought you said you could pay for it.

什麼，我以為你說你可以付錢。

Oh, I'm paying for it all right. [belching]

哦，我正在為它支付所有權利。[打嗝聲]

Non-paying customer!

不付錢的顧客!

[alarm sounding]

[警報響起]

Huh?

嗯？

You're gonna pay one way or another.

無論如何，你都要付出代價。

Alright, Patrick, if you're not gonna pay

好吧，帕特里克，如果你不打算支付

for your food with money, you're gonna pay

用錢買你的食物，你就得支付

with hard physical labor.

與艱苦的體力勞動。

I want you to swab the latrine.

我想讓你對廁所進行抽檢。

I'll be back in a while to check up on ya.

我過一段時間會回來看看你。

Bottom-feeding nuisance.

底層的滋擾。

No problem.

沒問題。

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la Work, work, work, work ♪

Tra-la-la-la 工作，工作，工作，工作

So, Patrick, how are ya...?

那麼，帕特里克，你怎麼樣...？

[gasps] What in blazes did you do?

[喘氣]你到底做了什麼？

I accidentally tried the hand soap.

我無意中嘗試了洗手液。

It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

它的味道並不像它聞起來那麼好。

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

My tummy is still lonely.

我的肚子仍然很孤獨。

[sniffing]

[聞]

Oh, silly me, I forgot the napkin.

哦，我真傻，我忘了帶餐巾紙。

And now, an elegant meal for an elegant person.

現在，為一個優雅的人提供優雅的食物。

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

I am... quite refined.

我是......相當高雅。

Patrick Star isn't moving.

帕特里克-斯塔沒有動。

He seems stuck at the gate.

他似乎被困在了門外。

What are you doing, Patrick?

你在做什麼，帕特里克？

Don't make me charge you for those patties too!

別讓我把那些肉餅也收了！"。

McNulty's pressing forward.

麥克努爾蒂在往前壓。

Looks like this is gonna be a blowout!

看上去這將是一場大勝!

Patrick, I believe in you, Patrick.

帕特里克，我相信你，帕特里克。

But what? Patrick Star is on the move

但是什麼？ 帕特里克-斯塔在行動

and patties are starting to disappear.

和餈粑開始消失。

Look at that little sea star eat.

看看那個小海星的吃相。

He's inching closer to McNulty.

他正一步步靠近麥克努蒂。

But it looks like McNulty can feel the heat.

但看起來麥克納蒂能感覺到熱量。

Never has there been a more prodigious display

從未出現過如此驚人的展示

of competitive eating.

的競爭性飲食。

The amount of patties being considered astounding.

被認為是驚天動地的餈粑的數量。

And now, yes, yes,

而現在，是的，是的。

Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty!

帕特里克-斯塔與奧斯瓦爾德-麥克努爾蒂對上號了!

And they are tied as they come in

而他們在進來的時候就被綁住了

to the home stretch! Both eaters are now so full

到家了!兩個吃貨現在都很飽

they can barely eat but eat they do.

他們幾乎吃不下東西，但還是吃了。

Oh, may I help you?

哦，我可以幫你嗎？

I was just finishing up in the bathroom.

我剛剛在浴室裡整理好。

Hello, welcome to the neighborhood.

你好，歡迎來到這個社區。

Don't mind us.

不要管我們。

Mm.

嗯。

Is this sand?

這是沙子嗎？

Pamper sand, from my hamper.

呵護沙，來自我的籃子。

Eh.

Eh.

Yeah, stranger, we got a nice little town here.

是的，陌生人，我們這裡有一個不錯的小城鎮。

Thanks to the Junior Crime Breakers,

感謝少年破案組。

and we're always looking for new members.

而且我們一直在尋找新成員。

You look pretty fit.

你看起來很健壯。

SpongeBob, he's not putting out any snacks for us.

海綿寶寶，他沒有給我們放任何零食。

Oh, sorry, how rude of me.

哦，對不起，我太無禮了。

Mm. Hmm. Ooh, all I have is this pie.

嗯。嗯。哦，我只有這個餡餅。

Don't mind if I do.

如果我這樣做，你不要介意。

Get your fancy foods here!

在這裡買到你喜歡的食物!

Delicious.

美味。

I love delicious stuff. My turn.

我喜歡好吃的東西。輪到我了。

Yummy.

好吃。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob,

呃，嘿，呃，海綿寶寶。

that sure is a lot of food you got there.

你那裡的食物肯定很多。

It's a gift from the magic conch.

這是一個來自神奇海螺的禮物。

Everything sure looks delicious.

一切看起來都很美味。

Oh, smoked sausage is my favorite.

哦，煙燻香腸是我的最愛。

[sniffing]

[聞]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hey, you got your elbow in my ribs.

嘿，你的手肘碰到了我的肋骨。

Ew.

Ew.

Patrick.

帕特里克。

And stop sniffing in my potato salad.

不要再在我的洋芋色拉里嗅來嗅去。

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Ooh! Ooh, Ooh!

哦，哦，哦

There you are, pocket taco.

你在這裡，袖珍玉米餅。

Mm mm.

毫米毫米。

Just like the astronauts eat.

就像太空人吃飯一樣。

Patrick to SpongeBob,

帕特里克對海綿寶寶說。

Patrick to SpongeBob, do you read me? Over.

帕特里克呼叫海綿寶寶，你能聽到我嗎？完畢。

[imitates static noise]

[模仿靜態噪音]

SpongeBob to Patrick, I read you. Over.

海綿寶寶呼叫派大星，我聽到了。完畢。

[imitates static noise]

[模仿靜態噪音]

Patrick to SpongeBob,

帕特里克對海綿寶寶說。

I like going [imitates static noise]

我喜歡去[模仿靜態噪音]

Over.

完畢。

[imitates static noise] SpongeBob to Patrick.

[模仿靜態噪音] 海綿寶寶呼叫派大星。

[imitates static noise] Me too.

[模仿靜態噪音]我也是。

[imitates static noise]

[模仿靜態噪音]

SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself. Over.

海綿寶寶呼叫派大星，請自便。完畢。

Yummy.

好吃。

Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed.

帕特里克對海綿寶寶說，美味已經著陸了。