Oh, well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

哦，好吧，反正我需要減掉一點體重。

Times up, SpongeBob.

時間到了，海綿寶寶。

[gasping] Burning.

[喘氣] 燃燒。

Only 799 words to go.

只剩799個字了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

No!

不!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What have I done? Help! Help! My house is on fire!

我做了什麼？救命啊！救命啊！我的房子著火了!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, why?

海綿寶寶，為什麼？

Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?

你為什麼要放火燒我，海綿寶寶？

Why didn't you just write your essay?!

你為什麼不直接寫你的論文？

Stop wasting time!

不要再浪費時間了!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Maybe if you saw what was inside,

也許如果你看到裡面的東西。

you'd know why it has to be secret.

你會知道為什麼它必須是祕密的。

Inside this very box is the most secret-y secret

在這個盒子裡，有一個最隱祕的祕密

in all of secret-dom and I am its sole witness!

在所有的祕密世界中，我是它的唯一見證人!

It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob, but nobody must know

這是一個沉重的負擔，海綿寶寶，但必須沒有人知道

the mystery of the box. Nobody! Not even Squidward's house.

盒子的奧祕。沒有人!甚至章魚哥的家也沒有。

Sure is peaceful around here

這裡確實很平靜

since SquarePants became a sad sack.

自從SquarePants成為一個悲傷的麻袋後。

I've read all the books and still nothing.

我已經讀了所有的書，但仍然一無所獲。

I guess I'll never laugh again.

我想我永遠不會再笑了。

O-o-oh. O-o-oh!

O-o-oh.O-o-oh!

I really hate to see the little guy so sad.

我真的不願意看到這個小傢伙如此悲傷。

But not as much as I hate to see him happy.

但是沒有像我討厭看到他高興那樣。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Later that same evening...

當天晚上晚些時候...

[SpongeBob crying]

[海綿寶寶哭泣]

I think I found the one thing I hate more than his laugh.

我想我找到了比他的笑聲更讓我討厭的東西。

I'm sure he'll cry himself out soon.

我相信他很快就會自己哭出來的。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Not food.

不是食物。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Hanging cured meats. Exotic spices.

懸掛的醃製肉類。異國情調的香料。

A breadbox overflowing with baguettes.

一個裝滿法棍的麵包箱。

Yummy stuff everywhere! I'll start with the fridge.

到處都是美味的東西!我先從冰箱開始。

Candied sea yams, pickled urchins, anemone pies,

蜜餞海芋、醃製海膽、海葵餡餅。

a bucket of kelp slaw.... Et cetera. Ooh, more et cetera.

一桶海帶沙拉....諸如此類。哦，更多等等。

Oh, well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

哦，好吧，反正我需要減掉一點體重。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Uh, come on. What's the deal?

呃，來吧。這是什麼情況？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ooh, boy, how long was I out?

哦，孩子，我出去多久了？

Ugh. Long enough for all this crude

唉。足夠長的時間來處理這些粗製濫造的東西

to get stuck on my shell.

粘在我的殼上。

[sniffing]

[聞]

Eww, nasty.

噁心，真噁心。

Ah. Let's get this show on the road.

啊。讓我們把這個節目放在路上。

Do do do do do do.

做做做做做做做。

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

好了，鄰居們都走了。

For the better.

為了更好的發展。

So long, you big pink loser!

再見了，你這個粉紅色的大失敗者!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[yawning]

[打哈欠]

Ow.

嗷嗷叫。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Time for my pre breakfast snack.

是時候吃我的早餐前點心了。

Come on out yummy treat.

來吧，美味的招待。

Smashy! Smashy! Smashy! Smashy!

斯馬希!噁心！噁心！噁心！噁心小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈！小精靈爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快！爽快

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Hey, where you going, rock? I don't want to move.

嘿，你要去哪裡，石頭？我不想動。

I wanna live next to my best friend Squidward

我想住在我最好的朋友章魚哥旁邊

and the little yellow guy.

和那個小黃人。

Huh?

嗯？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

That Old Man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.

那個蟹老闆畢竟不是個壞傢伙。

[chuckles] Whoa.

[笑] 哇。

Someone just crashed our new pad.

有人剛剛撞毀了我們的新公寓。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Yo, bro. Potato?

喲，兄弟。馬鈴薯？

Oh, thanks, man.

哦，謝謝，夥計。

[screaming] Hippies!

[尖叫聲] 嬉皮士！

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I have a ticklish core.

哦，不，不，不，不，不。我有一個怕癢的核心。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[sniffing]

[聞]

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

[alarm sounding]

[警報響起]

My Roast Ala Squidward!

我的烤肉阿拉-章魚哥!

Threat detected.

檢測到的威脅。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

Threat detected. Code red! Code red!

檢測到威脅。 紅色代碼!紅色代碼！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

It's like a carnival ride!

這就像一個狂歡節的遊樂設施!

Run for your lives!

逃命吧!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

What the? What are you doing?!

怎麼了？你在做什麼？

Huh?

嗯？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Fire!

開火！

Wow, Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood.

哇，章魚哥的房子正在毀掉這個社區。

We've got to turn this thing off.

我們得把這東西關掉。

Nope, not it.

不，不是它。

Nope.

不對。

Nope.

不對。

That's not it, either.

也不是這樣的。

This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot.

這個週日的放鬆真的很到位。

Hmm. Where to look?

嗯。到哪裡去找？

Hmm. This off button seems suspicious.

嗯。這個關閉按鈕似乎很可疑。

We did it, Patrick.

我們做到了，帕特里克。

[horn blowing]

[喇叭聲]