First of all I'm a bit sick.

首先，我有點不舒服。

Second of all that's pretty cool.

其次，那是非常酷的。

Uh Third of all.

呃......所有的第三個。

Hello.

你好。

Already said that basically this video is a bit all over the place.

已經說過了，基本上這個視頻有點滿滿的。

I went to Australia back home for the first time in three years and filmed it kind of so I'm just gonna be popping in every now and then to guide you along on the JTTF this video and fill in all the blank spots.

我三年來第一次回澳洲老家，並拍下了這段視頻，所以我只是會時不時地出現在JTTF這個視頻上，指導你們，填補所有的空白點。

Yeah I don't have Covid by the way.

是的，我沒有Covid，順便說一下。

I got covid tested at a clinic not Covid.

我在一家診所做了科維德檢測，不是科維德。

Apparently there's like this people call it the super flu.

顯然，有像這樣的人叫它超級流感。

Just this flu going around or cold that it just like knocks you out but it's not Covid and yeah I got that but I'm doing okay.

就是這種四處蔓延的流感或感冒，它就像把你打倒了一樣，但它不是Covid，是的，我得了這種病，但我做得不錯。

I'm about to back.

我馬上就要回來了。

I don't know if this video really needed it but I'm here anyway.

我不知道這段視頻是否真的需要它，但我還是來了。

Anyway just going to Australia.

總之就是要去澳洲。

Hello I'm going to Australia in like half an hour.

你好，我半小時後就要去澳洲了。

I'm gonna get everything printed.

我要把所有東西都打印出來。

I have a negative PCR test which you still need.

我有一個陰性的PCR測試，你仍然需要。

You needed until the 18th to get into Australia.

你需要到18日才能進入澳洲。

I have English translation of my vaccine certificates.

我有疫苗證書的英文翻譯。

I'm so nervous should go fine.

我很緊張，應該會很順利。

I have all my plants there inside so they don't dry out too easily.

我把所有的植物都放在裡面，這樣它們就不容易乾枯了。

And my friend Alex from T.

還有我的朋友Alex，來自T.

C.

C.

Is gonna come and water them.

會來給它們澆水。

Love you Alex.

愛你的亞歷克斯。

I haven't been home in three years so that's a long time.

我已經三年沒有回家了，所以那是一個很長的時間。

I'm excited but nervous.

我很興奮，但也很緊張。

Just haven't done international travel in so long.

只是很久沒有進行國際旅行了。

Okay.

好的。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Let's do it to Australia.

讓我們對澳洲也這樣做。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Just go to the airport and look at all of the cancelations.

只要去機場看看所有取消的班機就知道了。

Oh my God there are so many canceled flights.

哦，我的上帝，有這麼多取消的班機。

Look at them all.

看看他們所有人。

Holy crap, please let it be okay.

我的媽呀，請讓它好起來。

Mine is rescheduled to eight o'clock so please just don't get canceled please.

我的節目改到了八點，所以請不要被取消，謝謝。

Hello.

你好。

I will make this brief because it's super awkward filming in a quiet airport.

我將簡要介紹一下，因為在安靜的機場裡拍攝是超級尷尬的。

I'm about to board, they accepted all of my paperwork which is really good.

我馬上就要登機了，他們接受了我所有的文件，這真的很好。

I got to go to Sydney first and then transfer and yeah, hopefully I'll go smoothly so I'm gonna get on the flight, have a snooze and hope for the best.

我得先去雪梨，然後轉機，是的，希望我能順利地去，所以我要上飛機，打一個盹，希望能有好的結果。

Also I got to the airport like 4.5 hours early and I just watched planes and eat food and it's been nice excited to finally finally go back my goodness, let's go mm Right, yeah.

我還提前4個半小時到了機場，我只是看著飛機，吃著食物，很興奮，終於終於回去了，我的天哪，我們走吧，對。

Mhm.

嗯。

So basically my plan when I arrived in Australia was going to be I see my parents, I filmed running up to them and filmed my first moments of being in Australia and everything and I just I just couldn't do it.

是以，基本上我到達澳洲時的計劃是，我看到我的父母，我拍攝了跑到他們面前，拍攝了我在澳洲的第一個時刻和一切，我只是我就是做不到。

I got off the plane and I expected them to be a bit further and I expected them to be after I get my luggage and everything but I got off the plane and they were just right there at the gate and I just I just was like I don't want to film this.

我下了飛機，我以為他們會更遠一點，我以為他們會在我拿到行李和所有東西之後，但我下了飛機，他們就在門口，我只是我只是想我不想拍這個。

I'm just going to be here and it was just what I needed.

我只是要在這裡，這正是我需要的。

Australia turned out I had so many plans for Australia where I was going to film this and do this and extreme this and I just, it was the break that I've been needing for three years.

在澳洲，我有很多計劃，我要拍這個，做這個，把這個做到極致，我只是，這是我三年來一直需要的休息。

I just, yeah, a food, saw, family, saw friends and just like truly relaxed like to my bones for the first time in three years and it was just awesome.

我只是，是的，吃了東西，看到了家人，看到了朋友，就像三年來第一次真正放鬆到了骨子裡，這真是太棒了。

Yeah, there's a kind of energy that I've been missing of just like anything's fine that the lack of stress, I guess it was a holiday for me.

是的，有一種我一直缺少的能量，就像一切都很好，缺乏壓力，我想這對我來說是一個假期。

So I didn't feel the stress that I usually feel, but it was just, it just felt so good.

所以我沒有感受到我通常感受到的壓力，但它只是，感覺非常好。

That's not scratching there you go.

這不是撓癢癢，你去那裡。

Mm, I gotta protect my feet.

嗯，我得保護我的腳。

I'm at the beach with my mom, my mom.

我和我的媽媽在海灘上，我的媽媽。

But out of all the, it's really probably the best one.

但在所有這些中，它真的可能是最好的一個。

When I was in Australia, I went to see my friend jenny perform and she does like a comedy show and at the gig I still have a format that was just a possum in the roof, just like walking around and people like, oh, there's a possum, wow, it's just, yeah, I guess this time being back in Australia, it really helped me see it as a, as a tourist, you know when you live in a country for so long, you get used to things and they don't seem so amazing anymore.

當我在澳洲時，我去看我的朋友珍妮的表演，她做了一個喜劇表演，在演出中，我仍然有一個格式，就是屋頂上的負鼠，就像走來走去，人們喜歡，哦，有一個負鼠，哇，這只是，是的，我想這次回到澳洲，它真的幫助我作為一個，作為一個遊客看到它，你知道當你在一個國家生活了這麼久，你習慣的東西，他們似乎不再那麼神奇。

But after not being back for so long, it was just like, wow, this place is beautiful and so many things that I took for granted before It just Yeah, just stood out to me.

但在這麼長時間沒有回來之後，我就覺得，哇，這個地方真漂亮，有這麼多我以前認為理所當然的東西，對我來說，就是這樣。

I was there for three weeks which honestly wasn't enough.

我在那裡呆了三個星期，說實話，這還不夠。

I think I should have been there for a little bit longer.

我想我應該在那裡多待一會兒。

I'm hoping from now on it's easier to travel and things don't go back to the way they have been and things just get easier and easier because yeah, seeing family, man, I really, really needed it.

我希望從現在開始，旅行會更容易，事情不會再回到過去的樣子，事情會變得越來越容易，因為是的，看到家人，夥計，我真的，真的需要它。

Also look at this eggplant, doesn't it look like among us?

另外，看看這個茄子，難道它不像在我們中間嗎？

Mhm Hello everybody.

大家好。

I have not said a single thing this entire trip and now I am out with some small friends.

整個行程中，我沒有說過一句話，現在我和一些小夥伴一起出來了。

I'm having a wonderful time.

我過得很開心。

I'll give you guys an update later.

我稍後會給你們一個更新。

But I'm drinking my friend show Jasmine.

但我正在喝我的朋友展示茉莉花。

Would you guys like to see that?

你們想看看嗎？

It's actually beautiful.

它實際上很美。

It's crazy, isn't it?

這很瘋狂，不是嗎？

Mhm.

嗯。

It's awful.

這很糟糕。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Yes.

是的。

And you.

還有你。

Hello.

你好。

Long time No.

很久沒有。

See I have not filmed for a hot second.

看，我沒有拍過一秒鐘的電影。

I am now at the end of my Australia trip.

我現在正處於澳洲之旅的尾聲。

It's done.

它已經完成了。

I'm now in Sydney.

我現在在雪梨。

I've left Brisbane and I'm just here until tomorrow morning when I fly to Tokyo.

我已經離開了布里斯班，我只是在這裡直到明天早上飛往東京。

I got a little bit of a cold but it's not Covid, it's just a cold.

我有點感冒，但這不是科維德，只是感冒。

I've been tested many times.

我已經被測試過很多次了。

But look where I am in Sydney Bondi and I've got a little special guest with me guys from Australia.

但是，看看我在雪梨邦迪的位置，我有一個來自澳洲的小特別嘉賓和我一起。

Yeah, luckily we're just in the same place at the same time and Sarah's coming home to see family and friends.

是的，幸運的是我們只是在同一時間在同一地點，莎拉要回家看望家人和朋友。

I'm stopping by my place.

我在我的地方停下來。

Yeah, it gets a little bit of serotype Sarah Sydney time.

是的，它得到了一點血清型的薩拉-雪梨時間。

It's beautiful.

這很美。

I've never been to before.

我以前從來沒有去過。

I don't think I'll be filming much because I just want to enjoy my time with Sarah.

我不認為我會拍很多東西，因為我只想享受和莎拉在一起的時光。

That's been the theme of this trip is not filming at all.

這一直是此行的主題，就是根本不拍戲。

But yeah, I'm just gonna eat some food, hang out with Sarah and look at things and maybe go on the wilder have salad.

但是，是的，我只是要吃點東西，和莎拉一起逛逛，看看東西，也許去上野有沙拉。

Have Sarah, I have uh, so for dinner I'm having avocado dip and lots of babies and some falafel pita and were nice to the Sydney Opera House and Sydney Harbor Bridge.

有莎拉，我有呃，所以晚餐我有牛油果醬和很多嬰兒和一些沙拉三明治，是不錯的悉尼歌劇院和雪梨港灣大橋。

Wowie, zowie, thank you.

Wowie, zowie, 謝謝你。

Hmm.

嗯。

But yeah, that's basically my trip.

但是，是的，這基本上就是我的旅行。

It was awesome.

這真是太棒了。

Much needed.

非常需要。

And really helped me have a bit of a reset.

而且真的幫助我有了一點重啟的感覺。

I'm kind of figuring out what's important to me right now and where my focus should be and it just really, really needed that really needed that other than this cold, I'm feeling great in this crappy cold.

我正在弄清楚現在對我來說什麼是重要的，我的重點應該在哪裡，它只是真的，真的需要，真的需要，除了這個感冒，我在這個蹩腳的感冒中感覺很好。

It's an exciting year and exciting stuff is happening.

這是令人興奮的一年，令人興奮的事情正在發生。

And yeah, I'm just doing my thing.

是的，我只是在做我的事。

Also, I have pigeons living on my balcony by the way.

另外，我的陽臺上順便住著鴿子。

Um they just nested there while I was in Australia and now the baby is almost fully grown up and gonna leave home soon.

嗯，當我在澳洲時，他們只是在那裡築巢，現在寶寶幾乎完全長大了，很快就會離開家。

Hopefully so I can clean out the nest area.

希望這樣我就能清理出巢穴區。

It's disgusting.

這很令人厭惡。

That apparently there's lots of bacteria have to wait mask up and like clean them.

顯然，有很多細菌，必須等待面具，像清潔它們。

Oh my God it's gonna be a mess.

哦，我的上帝，這將是一個混亂的局面。

But it's been nice having pigeons around one of them came inside which was like I wanted to stop it but I also wanted to let it happen because it was so funny.

但有鴿子在身邊已經很好了，其中一隻鴿子進了屋，我想阻止它，但我也想讓它發生，因為它是如此有趣。

I was just walking around my apartment and like you I really need to stop this.

我只是在我的公寓裡走來走去，和你一樣，我真的需要停止這種做法。

I really oh this is not good.

我真的哦這是不好的。

I love this so much but I need this to stop.

我非常喜歡這個，但我需要停止這個。

Oh I'm fighting within myself.

哦，我在自己的內心鬥爭。

Oh I don't want to kick you out.

哦，我不想把你踢出去。

I love you so much but you should not be allowed in my house.

我非常愛你，但你不應該被允許進入我的房子。

This is not good.

這不是好事。

You're eating all the crumbs.

你在吃所有的麵包屑。

Love those pigeons.

喜歡這些鴿子。

Great turnout of 10 but with that I'm gonna leave you so thanks so much for watching.

10人中有很多人参加，但我要離開了，所以非常感謝你們的觀看。

If you enjoyed this video please give a thumbs up, leave a comment down below.

如果你喜歡這段視頻，請豎起大拇指，在下面留下評論。