[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking?

嘿，冷靜的人群。什麼在晃動？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Oh, welcome, man.

哦，歡迎，夥計。

You're the coolest customer we've ever had.

你是我們有史以來最酷的顧客。

Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy.

哦，瘋狂，爸爸。瘋了。

Can I seat you at the coolest table?

我可以讓你坐在最酷的桌子上嗎？

No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat.

不，謝謝你。我是來和一隻真正的酷貓見面的。

Oh, there he is. Hey, Squideroonie!

哦，他在這裡。嘿，Squideroonie！

Wha?!

什麼？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[horn honking]

[喇叭聲]

You're with him?

你和他在一起？

[glass breaking, groaning]

[玻璃破碎，呻吟聲]

Yes, he's with me.

是的，他是和我一起的。

And he is my... best... friend.

而他是我......最好的......朋友。

You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend.

你們都聽到了，夥計們。他是我最好的朋友。

Can you dig it? [snapping]

你能挖掘它嗎？[呵斥聲]

Huh? [snapping]

嗯？[呵斥聲]

Hey, CoolBob, why don't you sing everybody

嘿，酷伯，你為什麼不給大家唱歌呢？

one of your swinging cool tunes?

你那首搖擺不定的酷曲之一？

Oh, no, Daddio. I really couldn't.

哦，不，Daddio。我真的不能。

[snapping]

[呵斥聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Well, okay, maybe just one ditty.

嗯，好吧，也許只有一首小曲。

Then I'll get out your hair.

那我就把你的頭髮弄掉。

A-one, a-two, a bop-bubbly boo.

A-1，A-2，bop-bubbly boo。

[scatting]

[糞便]

[scatting]

[糞便]

♪ Shiz-a-rooney ♪

? Shiz-a-rooney ?

[scatting]

[糞便]

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

[snapping]

[呵斥聲]

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[scatting]

[糞便]

At last, I'm cool!

最後，我冷靜了！"。

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

[gasping, laughing]

[喘息聲，笑聲]

Go on, go on.

繼續吧，繼續吧。

That was so cool, it caused structural damage!

這真是太酷了，它造成了結構性的破壞!

You got to play some more for us cats.

你得為我們這些貓咪多玩一些。

Don't leave us hanging.

不要把我們晾在一邊。

Oh, aren't you nice, I━

哦，你真好，我━━。

Uh, sorry, man. We're going to bounce, you dig?

呃，對不起，夥計。我們要反彈了，你明白嗎？

Hey, we gotta go spread some more joy, baby.

嘿，我們得去傳播更多的歡樂，寶貝。

But we'll be back tomorrow night to blow the roof back on.

但我們明天晚上會回來，把屋頂重新吹上。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Yay!

耶!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Thank, Dr. Squidward.

謝謝，章魚哥博士。

That was so much fun being "cool" for one night.

當了一晚上的 "酷"，真是太有意思了。

We are going to stay "cool" every night

我們每天晚上都要保持 "冷靜"

if it kills us! Got it, Daddio?

如果它殺了我們！明白了嗎，Daddio？

Okay, best friend. [laughing]

好吧，最好的朋友。[笑聲]

We just have to make sure

我們只是要確保

that gap in your teeth stays closed. Say, "cheese".

你的牙齒縫隙保持關閉。說，"奶酪"。

Chee--

切--

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

You ready, Daddio?

你準備好了嗎，Daddio？

Baby, I was born ready.

寶貝，我出生時就準備好了。

[scatting]

[糞便]

- Cool. - Real cool.

- 酷。- 真正的酷。

This next one goes out to all the... ladies!

下一個是給所有的......女士們!

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Take it, Squidward.

拿去吧，章魚哥。

I'm going to start this solo on a high note!

我要以高調的方式開始這次獨唱！"。

Oh!

哦!

[playing off-key]

[演奏走調]

[groaning, off-key music playing]

[呻吟聲、走調音樂響起]

I knew he smelled lame. [clapping]

我知道他聞起來很蹩腳。[鼓掌]

[scatting, off-key music playing]

[散音，播放失調的音樂] 。

[scatting]

[糞便]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[scatting]

[糞便]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

If I'm not allowed to be cool anymore,

如果不允許我再酷起來。

then neither is SpongeBob!

那麼海綿寶寶也不例外!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[scatting]

[糞便]

[groaning] Uh-oh. Wha?

[呻吟] 嗯，哦。什麼？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[scatting, screaming]

[刮擦，尖叫聲]

[scatting]

[糞便]

♪ Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam! Bam! ♪

? Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam! Bam!

Yeah, okay.

是的，好的。

Hey, my gap's back!

嘿，我的縫隙回來了!