I'll take it that's you now.

我想這就是你了。

Hey, Steve.

- 嘿，史蒂夫。

- What's your question, Lexi? - Okay...

- 你的問題是什麼，Lexi？(Lexi笑著說)

So, I've never had a roommate before; even in college I lived in a single dorm.

- 所以我以前從來沒有過室友。即使在大學裡，我也住在單身宿舍。

But this is gonna change because I've been dating a guy for a little while now, and we plan on moving in together.

但這將會改變因為我和一個人約會已經有一段時間了。 我們打算搬到一起住

- And you gonna move in together? - So my question⏤right.

- 然後你們就搬到一起住？- 所以我的問題，對。

So, my question to you is: How do I guarantee a good move-in experience?

所以我的問題我想問的是，我怎樣才能保證有良好的入住體驗？

Because I don't want our living situation to change how we feel about each other.

因為我不希望我們的生活狀況以改變我們對彼此的感覺。

- Don't do it. - Don't do it.

[聽眾]不要這樣做。不要這樣做。(觀眾笑)

All...

- [史蒂夫]所有...

I need answers.

- 我需要答案。

All of the grown ass women,

- 所有的大屁股女人。

"Don't do it, girl,

"不要這樣做，女孩。

don't do it."

不要這樣做。"

Listen to me.

聽我說。

There is no way it can change the experience.

它沒有辦法改變經驗。

Listen to me.

聽我說。

You've known him for a year.

你已經認識他一年了。

It's been serious two months.

這已經是很嚴重的兩個月了。

You can't get the milk without buying the cow.

不買牛就不能得到牛奶。

Okay?

- 好嗎？(Lexi笑)

Just slow down.

- [史蒂夫]慢一點。

Look, you're a gorgeous young lady. Thank you.

你看，你是一個華麗的年輕女士。- 謝謝你。

No need to rush it.

- 不需要急於求成。

You haven't had a roommate.

你還沒有過室友。

Why do you need a roommate, now?

你為什麼需要一個室友，現在？

Keep living by yourself.

繼續自己的生活。

It'll be just fine.

就會好起來的。(觀眾鼓掌)

Let his buy a ring.

讓他買一個戒指。

Put it on your finger.

把它放在你的手指上。

Spend a fourth of his income on the value of a ring.

把他收入的四分之一花在一個戒指的價值上。

Let him prove to you something.

讓他向你證明一些東西。

Put a ring, then y'all can go get y'all a house together.

戴上戒指，然後你們就可以一起去買房子了。

Until then just stay by yourself.

在那之前，你就自己待著吧。

You pretty little girl.

你這個漂亮的小姑娘。

You don't need no rush.

你不需要著急。(觀眾鼓掌)

Cause lemme tell you something.

因為讓我告訴你一些事情。

You live by yourself, your toilet seat stay down.

你自己一個人住，你的馬桶蓋要放下來。(觀眾笑)

When he move in, it's gonna be up.

當他搬進來的時候，它就會起來。

You gonna be in the middle of the night and fall your ass in that water.

你會在半夜的時候並把你的屁股摔在水裡。 (觀眾笑)

He ain't gonna shut the cabinets when he go in them,

他進去的時候不會關上櫃子。

he going to eat the last bit of the food and leave a corn in there,

他要吃最後一點食物並在裡面留下一個玉米。

he gonna drink the juice out the jar and put it back in the refrigerator.

他要喝罐子裡的果汁並把它放回冰箱裡。

He gonna lay his clothes down in the floor.

他要把他的衣服放在地板上。

You gonna be picking up stuff, you ain't never thought should be even be in a damn floor.

你要去撿東西了。你是不是從來沒有想過應該甚至是在一個該死的地板。

We hate him. Don't we?

我們恨他。不是嗎？

[Audience] Yes!

- [聽眾]是的!(觀眾鼓掌)

Don't move in!

- 不要搬進去!

[Audience] Don't move in!

[聽眾]不要搬進去!(觀眾的呼聲)

Thank you. Thank you, darling.

- 謝謝你。- 謝謝你，親愛的。

Where's...Lexi?

哪裡是...萊克西？

Lexi, where are you?

萊克西，你在哪裡？

Oh, Sarah.Sarah. Sarah.

哦，莎拉。莎拉．薩拉。

Sarah. I need Sarah.

莎拉我需要莎拉。

I'm sorry. I skipped the question.

我很抱歉。我跳過了這個問題。

Hey Steve, so I'm an international student.

- 嘿，史蒂夫，所以我是一個國際學生。

I came from Saudi Arabia.

我來自沙特阿拉伯。

I'm originally from Palestine and I was born in Jordan.

我最初來自巴勒斯坦，在約旦出生。

So ever since I came here, I came here three years ago.

所以自從我來到這裡，我三年前就來到這裡。

I can't find it easy.

我不容易找到它。

I struggle to like interact with the guys here.

我努力地喜歡與這裡的人互動。

Even though I find a lot of the attractive, but just I can't keep up a conversation.

儘管我發現很多東西都很有吸引力。但就是我無法保持對話。

Like if they open a conversation such as American football.

比如說，如果他們打開一個對話，比如說美式足球。

I don't relate to that.

我與此不相干。

So Steve, can you tell me like what are other topics that I can like open up with them.

所以，史蒂夫，你能告訴我，比如說其他的主題是什麼嗎？我可以和他們敞開心扉。

So it can be like interesting or-

是以，它可以像有趣的或-

- See, you're letting guys need the conversation.

- 看，你讓人需要談話。

You gotta understand something about American guys.

你必須瞭解美國人的一些情況。

You know, when they meet you, you know

你知道，當他們遇到你時，你知道

you're nice looking lady and everything.

你是個漂亮的女士，一切都很好。

So we're gonna go to the go to conversation.

所以我們要去參加去的談話。

We're gonna go to what we know.

我們要去找我們知道的東西。

All guys are gonna do that.

所有的人都會這麼做。

We're gonna talk about what we know best.

我們要談的是我們最熟悉的東西。

And we try to talk about stuff that you don't know.

而且我們試圖談論你不知道的東西。

So we come across as the expert.

是以，我們是作為專家出現的。

That's all it is.

這就是它的全部。

Yeah. You know, I follow football, my favorite team and they doing stats and it's boring you to death.

是的。你知道，我關注足球，我最喜歡的球隊而他們在做統計，這讓你感到很無聊。

Yeah. It is.

- [薩拉]是的，是的。

So what you gotta do is you gotta flip it.

- 所以你要做的是你要翻轉它。

You got, since he's trying to show you off and teach you stuff then you gotta allow him to teach you what you need.

你有，因為他想向你炫耀和教你的東西 那麼你就得讓他教你你需要的東西。

Like ask him to show you, come over and show you how to move your refrigerator.

比如讓他給你看。過來告訴你如何移動你的冰箱。 (觀眾笑)

That would help. That would help.

- 這將有所幫助。這將有所幫助。

Thank you very much, guys.

- 非常感謝你們，夥計們。

Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

Hey, you made it to the end of this video.

- 嘿，你做到了這個視頻的最後。

I got a lot more that you're gonna enjoy.

我還有很多，你會喜歡的。

So just click to watch the next one and make sure you subscribe to always know what's happening.

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