Welcome to take your creative play on the host.

歡迎大家把自己的創意發揮在主機上。

And today I'm here again with chris brought in Japan.

今天我又在這裡和克里斯一起在日本帶來了。

Doing good to see you and you interview everybody.

見到你和你採訪的每個人都做得很好。

But today we have gone to lawson wonderful convenience store and we're gonna be swapping dinner's wonderful.

但今天我們已經去了勞森奇妙便利店，我們要交換晚餐的奇妙。

We did this before when we did the lunch from 7 11.

我們以前在做7-11的午餐時就這樣做了。

Yeah.

是的。

And I'm hoping this time you got me better stuff.

而且我希望這次你給我的東西更好。

I can get great stuff.

我可以得到很好的東西。

And I wanted to get you some chicken, some salmon.

我還想給你買一些雞肉，一些鮭魚。

Remember the chicken was a bit dry.

記得雞肉有點幹。

Some body wipes too.

也有一些身體溼巾。

If I remember correctly clean.

如果我沒記錯的話，是乾淨的。

I also got you some dairy stuff and you haven't let me hear the end of it in the last year mate.

我也給你買了一些奶製品，而你在過去的一年裡沒有讓我聽到它的盡頭，夥計。

I can't eat dairy products like really.

我不能像真的那樣吃乳製品。

A lot of dairy.

大量的乳製品。

Beautiful.

很漂亮。

All right, come on.

好吧，來吧。

I'm hungry with the entree.

吃了主菜我就餓了。

Perhaps I'm starting with a big bag.

也許我是從一個大袋子開始的。

This is what I bought you, isn't it?

這是我給你買的東西，不是嗎？

Oh, I have a, I have a message to mine.

哦，我有一個，我有一個資訊給我的。

I have to present you with this.

我必須向你介紹這個。

What like a sword or something dinnertime.

什麼像劍或什麼的晚餐時間。

I gotta, I gotta give you, I gotta give you the whole treatment.

我得，我得給你，我得給你整個治療。

I'm gonna start with my entree.

我要從我的主菜開始。

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Close your eyes.

閉上你的眼睛。

Okay.

好的。

This is weird.

這很奇怪。

Can I open my eyes.

我可以睜開眼睛嗎。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Oh, that's quite a lot.

哦，那是相當多的。

It's not all for you.

這並不全是為了你。

I can give some to the crew Ritz crackers and cheese.

我可以給船員們一些Ritz餅乾和奶酪。

What kind of cheese is the cheese is a good cheese.

什麼樣的奶酪才是好奶酪。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Give us the review dry.

給我們的審查干。

You can wash it down with the cheese cheeses, the texture of chewing gum it choose, but it doesn't deliver dammit.

你可以用乾酪沖淡它，它選擇的口香糖的質地，但它不提供該死的。

I really, I was really hopeful.

我真的，我真的滿懷希望。

I would go all out for a little meat and cheese.

我會為了一點肉和奶酪而全力以赴。

I mean 10 out of 10 for effort.

我的意思是，10分的努力。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

But the flavor, dammit.

但味道，該死的。

I was let down.

我被辜負了。

Lawson.

勞森。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

All right, I guess.

好吧，我想。

But mind you, is there any method to the madness or is it some stuff out of bad stuff out?

但請注意，是否有什麼方法，還是說有些東西是壞東西出來的？

All right.

好的。

I'll start with spicy.

我先說說辣的。

How spicy is this spicy, spicy noodles?

這款麻辣香腸面有多辣？

Spicy noodles.

辛辣的麵條。

It looks very read.

它看起來很好讀。

I'm a little bit nervous.

我有一點緊張。

I don't know how spicy this is meant to be.

我不知道這有多辛辣。

Are you good with spicy food?

你適合吃辛辣的食物嗎？

I'm okay.

我很好。

I'm fine.

我很好。

Wait.

等等。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

Oh, there's a method.

哦，有一個方法。

Why?

為什麼？

You're obsessed with methods.

你對方法很著迷。

Why?

為什麼？

Double opening.

雙重開放。

What is this cheese you bought?

你買的這是什麼奶酪？

What's Moorish me addictive, but cheese has no flavor.

什麼是摩爾人我上癮，但奶酪沒有味道。

Okay, so while this is cooking, I'm gonna leave it for three minutes.

好的，當這個正在煮的時候，我要把它放三分鐘。

I'm gonna grab another thing.

我去拿另一件東西。

Yeah, he's growing on me.

是的，我對他越來越感興趣了。

Yeah, I'm sorry.

是的，我很抱歉。

Alright.

好吧。

Alright.

好吧。

Next, I'm going to is this straight sucking?

接下來，我將是這個直吸？

It's a juice box?

這是個果汁盒？

It goes well with the noodles.

它與麵條搭配得很好。

Is this just sucking?

這只是在吸食嗎？

It's got a devil.

它有一個魔鬼。

Devil sucking.

惡魔吸食。

I feel like there's a like a red theme is the perfect combo for a good evening.

我覺得有一個像紅色的主題是一個美好夜晚的完美組合。

They wait until the noodles because otherwise I'm just drinking sucking.

他們等到了麵條，因為否則我只是在喝吸。

Don't take a sip now.

現在不要喝一口。

I've never seen a juice box sucking the juice box.

我從來沒有見過果汁盒吸吮果汁盒的情況。

Who'd have thought it could work.

誰能想到它能發揮作用。

It's just straight sake.

這只是直接的清酒。

It's so it's that's that's it.

就是這樣，就是這樣，就是這樣。

It's actually quite easy to drink.

實際上，它很容易喝。

It hasn't got a strong bite to it.

它沒有強烈的咬合力。

This is hilarious.

這是很搞笑的。

I'm taking you with me.

我要帶你走。

This isn't down the path of alcoholism, wow.

這並不是在酗酒的道路上，哇。

Can't say alcoholism, alcohol, alcohol.

不能說酗酒，酒精，酒精。

It's good actually.

其實這很好。

I actually like it.

我實際上喜歡它。

That's kind of dangerous.

這有點危險。

I've never seen a juice box.

我從來沒有見過果汁盒。

Alright, well, I've eaten a lot of hand.

好吧，好吧，我已經吃了很多手。

Okay, yeah, that's what we got here.

好的，是的，這就是我們在這裡得到的東西。

It's expired.

它已經過期了。

That's your main, that's disgusting.

這是你的主要，這是很噁心的。

My favorite, It's ketchup.

我的最愛，是番茄醬。

Spaghetti to politics just looks cold and we're gonna put it in the microwave and right and freshen it up.

意大利麵條對政治來說只是看起來很冷，我們要把它放在微波爐裡，對了，把它弄新鮮。

It looks disgusting.

它看起來很噁心。

Dude, it's the best.

夥計，這是最好的。

What is this?

這是什麼？

Is this even food in here while you, while you eat your dinner, you can have a thing to read.

這甚至是這裡的食物，而你，當你吃你的晚餐時，你可以有一個東西來閱讀。

I can look at porn.

我可以看色情片。

It's a titty mag.

這是一本乳品雜誌。

The mag for chris is actually, I don't think there might be some titties.

克里斯的雜誌實際上是，我不認為可能有一些奶子。

I've never bought one of these.

我從來沒有買過這種東西。

Me neither.

我也沒有。

So we're in this together.

是以，我們是在一起的。

This is important.

這很重要。

This is like football is like dodgy.

這就像足球就像菟絲花。

They're kissing.

他們在接吻。

This is like manga, that's not that interesting.

這就像漫畫一樣，這並不那麼有趣。

It looks pretty Oh, what is that large?

看起來很不錯哦，那是什麼大的？

That's oh, that's the best bit of the book is just this, this girl's face is nice.

這就是哦，這本書最精彩的地方就在於此，這個女孩的臉很好看。

Nice lady.

不錯的女士。

That does look like the worst Neopolitan spaghetti, I've ever seen.

這看起來確實是我見過的最糟糕的新波利坦意大利麵條。

It just smells like acid.

它只是聞起來像酸。

It's like a really horribly strong acidic tomato smell, but I'm not looking forward to this Love napolitano, you've got, you've got a solid deal.

這就像一個非常可怕的強烈的酸性番茄氣味，但我並不期待這個愛納波利塔諾，你已經得到了，你已經得到了一個堅實的交易。

You've got like the coolest needles.

你有像最酷的針頭。

Very cool.

非常酷。

I'm going to give them a very hot acid noodle bullshit.

我要給他們一個非常熱的酸面的廢話。

I don't know how spicy it is going to be.

我不知道它將會有多辣。

Oh no, it's okay.

哦，不，沒關係的。

It's initially very hot.

最初是很熱的。

Usually spice takes a while to kick in.

通常香料需要一段時間才能起作用。

That one's like immediate.

那個人就像立即。

There was no hesitation.

沒有任何猶豫。

Oh, I think this would be really good if you have a cold to really clear out your sinuses.

哦，我想如果你感冒了，這將是非常好的，可以真正清除你的鼻竇。

Broken Emma's vocabulary.

打破了艾瑪的詞彙量。

This is nothing but an atrocity.

這只不過是一種暴行。

This is put me off like pasta and spaghetti.

這就像意大利麵條和意大利麵條一樣，讓我感到厭煩。

Is there anything here?

這裡有什麼嗎？

That's good.

這很好。

I can wash this down with.

我可以用它來沖洗。

Okay.

好的。

Wait, what's this?

等等，這是什麼？

Oh, flipping it.

哦，翻開它。

You're driving right.

你開得很對。

This is my favorite drink.

這是我最喜歡的飲料。

Lemon sour.

檸檬酸味。

It's got very nice sharp taste.

它有非常好的尖銳味道。

It's a bit like vodka in it almost.

它幾乎有點像伏特加酒的味道。

But this is not alcoholic because you're driving later because I got a drive later.

但這不是酗酒，因為你晚點開車，因為我晚點有開車。

Yeah, good thinking so now they have a non alcoholic version.

是的，很好的想法，所以現在他們有一個無酒精的版本。

I thought why not?

我想為什麼不呢？

Why not have a nice little Debbie with that?

為什麼沒有一個漂亮的小黛比呢？

But it tastes very good.

但它的味道非常好。

This is so spicy.

這真是太辣了。

Pretty rubbish rubbish.

相當垃圾的垃圾。

This is just like acid.

這就像酸一樣。

The dinner.

晚餐。

This is like pure lemon salad.

這就像純粹的檸檬沙拉。

This this is like tomato puree crab.

這這是像番茄泥的螃蟹。

What are you trying to do to me here.

你在這裡想對我做什麼。

What's that?

那是什麼？

What you're gonna do is I'm gonna be like surgery after this.

你要做的是我在這之後要像手術一樣。

Alright, happen up.

好了，發生了。

Get some calluses in there.

在那裡得到一些老繭。

All right.

好的。

What we got here chicken, the perfect accompaniment to any cup needles, carrier akagi kun.

我們在這裡得到的是雞肉，是任何杯針的完美伴侶，載體akagi kun。

It's better than fried chicken from Family Bart.

這比家庭巴特的炸雞更好。

This is my new favorite chicken and this is carrie coon himself and that's a red hot spicy flavor giving you good thing.

這是我新喜歡的雞肉，這是卡里-庫恩本人，這是一個紅色的辣味給你的好東西。

Yeah, that's that's a pretty spicy, spicy.

是的，那是一個相當辣的，辣的。

Hello boys, by the way, you got me discount potato chips, they were just counted out of the bargain bucket.

你好，孩子們，順便說一下，你們給我買了打折的土豆片，它們是剛從便宜貨桶裡數出來的。

Like what is this?

就像這是什麼？

And they're like 30% off because they're like expired tomorrow out of the bargain bucket been what is this?

他們就像打了7折，因為他們就像明天過期的便宜貨桶，這算什麼？

Why can't you get me some actually new delicious food because these are fun.

為什麼你不能給我一些真正的新的美味食物，因為這些都很有趣。

They're like, oh my God, the smell is so strong.

他們就像，哦，我的上帝，氣味是如此強烈。

Yeah, it's a garlic explosion, dynamite dynamite service to soothe your acid.

是的，這是一個大蒜爆炸，炸藥炸藥服務，以舒緩你的酸。

Oh God, is it really dark?

哦，上帝，真的很黑嗎？

Is it is it bad?

它是壞的嗎？

It's like five garlic Pieces, like five cloves of garlic in it.

這就像五個大蒜片，就像裡面有五瓣大蒜。

If you can't smell that your nose is broken.

如果你聞不到，你的鼻子就壞了。

No, I can smell that.

不，我可以聞到。

I can smell.

我可以聞到。

You're like barely smell that.

你就像幾乎聞不到那個味道。

Mhm Yeah, your nose is broken.

嗯 是的，你的鼻子斷了。

It's bad.

這很糟糕。

It's not good.

這不是好事。

It's not good.

這不是好事。

Nothing about this is good.

這一切都不是好事。

I do like the artwork there's I mean, you know it's gonna be bad when there's like ah welcome a girl who's visibly shocked.

我確實喜歡這個作品，我的意思是，當有一個女孩明顯感到震驚的時候，你就知道會很糟糕。

Point the contents of the crisps all for why am I spending time with Emma.

將薯片的內容全部指向我為什麼要花時間在艾瑪身上。

But you got me some nice again.

但你又給了我一些好東西。

I got you something good will be salt and sesame oil is a premium christmas.

我給你的東西好將鹽和芝麻油是一個優質的聖誕節。

I love how they're layered so the crunch is going to be grand in a resealable bag, You can take them on the game.

我喜歡它們是分層的，所以脆皮會在可重複密封的袋子裡，你可以把它們帶到遊戲中。

I don't have to eat them all in one go, beautifully layered Crisp, discount crisps.

我不必一口氣吃完，漂亮的分層脆片，折扣脆片。

Can't reseal.

不能重新密封。

That is so spicy crisps.

這是很辣的脆片。

That's a crunch, nice sesame seeds flavor.

那是一種鬆脆的、漂亮的芝麻味。

You want some and um actually I bought those for me, but you can have some, they've been open.

你想要一些，嗯，實際上我為自己買了那些，但你可以擁有一些，它們已經開放了。

Yeah, this just tastes like milk candy, but it's soy milk, it's kind of boring but feel free to partake compromise.

是的，這只是嚐起來像牛奶糖，但它是豆漿，有點無聊，但可以隨意參加妥協。

Yeah.

是的。

Did you get me more?

你給我買了更多嗎？

What?

什麼？

Oh, plum wine, Plum wine.

哦，梅子酒，梅子酒。

Are you trying to get me drunk?

你是想把我灌醉嗎？

I think that you can't get drunk on plum wine, you can't get drunk on plum wine, plum wine and a juice box of sun.

我認為，喝梅花酒不能醉，喝梅花酒不能醉，喝梅花酒和太陽的果汁盒不能醉。

You might get drunk off the socket.

你可能會醉倒在插座上。

This is choi are the most famous brand of plum wine.

這是Choi是最著名的梅酒品牌。

That's nice and it's got the plum still in it.

這很好，而且裡面還有李子。

That is delicious.

這很好吃。

It's wonderful.

這很美妙。

How much was it for a little while?

有一段時間是多少錢？

I think that's about 200 years.

我認為這大約是200年。

$2.

$2.

It's refreshment.

這是提神的。

That's awesome.

這真是太棒了。

That's really, that's really easy to drink if you go on a date with me, you get a solid dinner if you go on a date with Emma.

這真的，這真的很容易喝，如果你和我約會，你會得到一個堅實的晚餐，如果你和艾瑪約會。

You get shit and disappointment.

你會得到狗屎和失望。

You get fancy crackers and heartburn, acid meal.

你會得到花式餅乾和燒心的酸味餐。

This is just heartburn in a bowl.

這只是碗裡的胃灼熱。

What's Wells is doing here?

威爾斯在這裡做什麼？

There's gotta be something else.

一定有別的東西。

That's good.

這很好。

Alright, we've got Zilla told BTS after you've got heartburn and like ruined your breath with garlic and pasta and lemons.

好吧，我們已經得到了Zilla告訴BTS後，你有胃灼熱，像毀了你的呼吸與大蒜和麵食和檸檬。

The design itself BTS on the same note.

設計本身的BTS也是如此。

You got me a straight up toothbrush and toothpaste.

你讓我直接用牙刷和牙膏。

That's more effective.

這是更有效的。

It is but I don't you're gonna need a toothbrush after this.

是的，但我不認為在這之後你會需要一把牙刷。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, I'm in actual pain.

是的，我真的很痛苦。

This is a solid dinner.

這是一個堅實的晚餐。

If you're traveling around Japan with your family, you want to stay in the hotel room and then you've got dessert.

如果你和你的家人在日本各地旅行，你想呆在酒店房間裡，然後你有甜點。

I accidentally read this as bok but it's a banana crepe banana crepe with chocolate crunch chocolate banana.

我不小心把這個讀成了博克，但這是一個香蕉可麗餅香蕉可麗餅與巧克力脆皮巧克力香蕉。

Let me get, I need I need I need something cold, it's dairy but I forgive you.

讓我得到，我需要我需要我需要一些冷的東西，它是乳製品，但我原諒你。

Oh it's so ugly chris that was the ugliest.

哦，這太難看了，克里斯那是最難看的。

It does look pretty rough, it looks really looks like you could beat someone to death.

它看起來確實很粗糙，看起來真的像可以把人打死。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

Yeah, that's solid.

是的，這很可靠。

But the branding looks good.

但品牌效應看起來不錯。

I looked at it and I thought I would love that.

我看著它，我想我一定會喜歡。

It's good.

這很好。

No, it's just a banana and it worked for the branding looks good though.

不，這只是一根香蕉，它對品牌的塑造很有效，但看起來不錯。

I feel like there's some sort of like pretty big like branding plus what the product looks like.

我覺得有一些像相當大的像品牌的東西，加上產品的樣子。

It's just a banana but they made it wet.

這只是一根香蕉，但他們把它弄溼了。

I didn't like that one chris, Everything else has been good so far.

我不喜歡那個克里斯，到目前為止其他東西都很好。