Name: 宋飛的朋友們做過的十大最糟糕的事情 (Top 10 Worst Things The Seinfeld Friends Have Done)
Uploaded: 2022-05-30T17:01:06.000Z
Duration: 15 min 19 s

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 worst things.

今天，我們將評選出十大最糟糕的事情。

The Seinfeld gang has done play now thinks I got problems in both legs for this list will be looking at the most messed up misdeeds, Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer committed.

宋飛一夥已經做了遊戲，現在認為我的兩條腿都有問題，這個名單將著眼於最混亂的不當行為，傑裡、喬治、伊萊恩或克萊默犯下的。

What do you think is the worst thing any of these characters did let us know in the comments number 10, making jerry make a phony emergency phone call.

你認為這些人物所做的最糟糕的事情是什麼讓我們在評論中知道10號，讓傑裡打一個假的緊急電話。

Costanza was so committed to laziness that he once converted his desk in his yankee stadium office into the perfect napping space.

科斯坦薩對懶惰如此執著，以至於他曾經把他在洋基體育場辦公室的桌子改造成完美的午睡空間。

I finally found a way to sleep in my office under the desk.

我終於找到了在辦公室的桌子下面睡覺的方法。

我仰面躺著，我在椅子上掖著。

Things go great until his boss Mr Steinbrenner enters and waits for George to show up.

事情進行得很順利，直到他的老闆斯坦佈雷納先生進來，等著喬治出現。

He instead opted to phone a friend while trapped under his desk trapped under my desk in the room.

他反而選擇給一個朋友打電話，同時被困在他的桌子下，被困在房間裡我的桌子下。

Who is that after asking jerry to lie about a violent threat to get Steinbrenner out.

在要求傑裡謊稱有暴力威脅以使斯坦布林納下臺後，是誰呢？

格魯吉亞的計劃產生了巨大的反作用。

He ultimately ends up even closer to his boss and eventually loses his beloved desk.

他最終與他的老闆走得更近，並最終失去了他心愛的辦公桌。

Bed looks like there's more compartments underneath compartments underneath, that's probably where it is.

床看起來像有更多的隔間在下面的隔間下面，這可能就是它的位置。

We understand that the lazy George wanted a comfy napping spot.

我們理解，懶惰的喬治想要一個舒適的午睡場所。

But faking a serious threat is a little too far to go for comfort.

但偽造一個嚴重的威脅，就有點太離譜了。

Elaine is not shy about showing her frustration with others.

伊萊恩並不羞於表現出她對他人的挫折感。

Not only does she have trouble getting humans to listen to her, but she has a strained relationship with animals shut up.

她不僅難以讓人類聽她說話，而且與動物的關係也很緊張，閉口不言。

When a neighbor's incessantly barking dog robs her of sleep, Elaine takes drastic measures and I was just curious if if I were interested in availing myself of your services.

當鄰居的狗不停地吠叫剝奪了她的睡眠時，伊萊恩採取了嚴厲的措施，我只是好奇如果我有興趣利用你們的服務。

Well, Elaine, there's any number of things that I could do.

好吧，伊萊恩，有很多事情我可以做。

She asks for Kramer and Newman to help relocate the canine while the dog makes it back safe and sound.

她要求克萊默和紐曼幫助重新安置這隻警犬，而這隻警犬卻能安然無恙地回來。

Elaine, Newman and Kramer are all charged with crimes against man's best friend even she has to concede that she's not exactly going down the right path.

伊萊恩、紐曼和克萊默都被指控對人類最好的朋友犯罪，甚至她不得不承認，她並沒有完全走上正確的道路。

I'm not a woman, I'm a child, she's doggone right here number eight.

我不是一個女人，我是一個孩子，她是狗屁的八號。

Breaking off an engagement when Elaine starts dating kurt's a man with the shaved head, she shows just how shallow she could be.

當伊萊恩開始與庫爾特的一個剃光頭的男人約會時，她解除了婚約，顯示出她可能是多麼的淺薄。

After seeing an old photo, I shaved my head for my swim team?

看到一張老照片後，我為游泳隊剃了光頭？

Are you saying that I could be dating this hair with you under it.

你是說，我可以在這根頭髮下和你約會。

Unfortunately, it's revealed that he's going bald despite this concern.

不幸的是，據透露，儘管有這種擔憂，他還是要禿頭了。

Elaine initially accepts his marriage proposal, but everything changes after a mix up and his shaven head gets him mistaken for George.

伊萊恩最初接受了他的求婚，但在一次混戰中，他剃了光頭，被誤認為是喬治，一切都變了。

Mr Costanza, you're under arrest for aiding and abetting a known fugitive, upset about his balding condition, kurt gets into an altercation with a cop and has put in prison for 10 to 14 months upon realizing he'll be fully bald when he gets out, Elaine breaks off the engagement right on the spot.

科斯坦薩先生，你因協助和教唆一名已知的逃犯而被捕，對他的禿頭狀況感到不安，庫爾特與一名警察發生爭執，在意識到他出獄後將完全禿頭後，被關進監獄10至14個月，伊萊恩當場解除了婚約。

Did she really have to kick him so badly about his biggest insecurity when he was already down 10-14 months?

當他已經下降了10-14個月時，她真的要把他最大的不安全感踢得這麼慘嗎？

George will go to some truly despicable places to exploit even the smallest loophole.

喬治會到一些真正卑鄙的地方去鑽哪怕是最小的漏洞。

While he is temporarily relying on a cane, he interviews with a company called play.

當他暫時依靠柺杖的時候，他與一家名為play的公司進行了面試。

Now after executives assumed George has a physical disability, they make him a formal offer, complete with his own restroom.

現在，在高管們假設喬治有身體殘疾後，他們向他發出了正式的邀請，併為他配備了獨立的洗手間。

Whatever you feel that you're able, you need a hand here.

無論你覺得你有什麼能力，你在這裡都需要一個幫助。

He only further commits to the lie after getting into an accident with his other leg.

在他的另一條腿發生事故後，他才進一步承諾了這個謊言。

Is there something wrong with your other leg?

Oh well that's that's just because we're standing on opposite sides After play gives George a motorized scooter?

哦，那是那只是因為我們站在對面，玩完後給喬治一個電動滑板車？

His hubris finally gets the best of him and he's left both exposed and humiliated?

他的傲慢終於得到了最好的結果，他既被暴露又被羞辱了？

He definitely deserves to be embarrassed for lying about physical disabilities for so long, luckily Karma hits hard and fast in the Seinfeld universe.

他絕對應該為長期以來謊報身體殘疾而感到難堪，幸運的是，在《宋飛》宇宙中，因果報應來得又快又狠。

Eat hickory number six mugging an old lady.

吃山核桃的六號打劫一個老太太。

While jerry tends to be a little more levelheaded than some of his friends, he's not above going as low as they do.

雖然傑瑞傾向於比他的一些朋友更有水準，但他也不至於像他們那樣墮落。

After feeling slighted by Susan's parents, Georgia's folks secretly take back a marble rye that they had already gifted you stole the bread.

在感到被蘇珊的父母輕視後，喬治亞的鄉親們祕密地拿回了他們已經贈送的大理石黑麥，你偷了麵包。

Apparently it wasn't good enough for them to surf.

顯然，這對他們來說還不夠好，無法衝浪。

有沒有可能他們把它收回去了？

Who would bring a bread and take it back?

誰會帶來一個麵包並把它帶回去？

This leaves Costanza and jerry racing to replace it before anyone notices it's gone.

這使得科坦薩和傑裡在任何人注意到它消失之前競相替換它。

Unfortunately, an older woman at the bakery gets the last marble ride.

不幸的是，麵包店的一位老婦人得到了最後一次乘坐大理石的機會。

I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I have to have that ride.

我知道這聽起來很瘋狂，但我必須要有那輛車。

So it's a long story, but a person's whole future may depend on it.

是以，這是一個很長的故事，但一個人的整個未來可能取決於它。

After jerry pleads and even offers to pay double what it's worth.

在傑瑞的懇求下，甚至提出支付雙倍的價值。

He opts to wrestle it out of her arms and dash off that ride.

他選擇把它從她的懷裡摔出來，然後衝出了那條路。

We've heard of fly fishing, but not rye fishing.

我們聽說過飛蠅釣，但沒有聽說過黑麥釣。

But no matter what you call his crime, it didn't pay off the scheme is ultimately exposed and the theft turns out to be all for nothing.

但無論你怎麼稱呼他的罪行，都沒有得到回報，陰謀最終被揭穿，盜竊行為變成了白費。

Number five, buying a faulty wheelchair after Kramer urges George to park in a space reserved for people with physical disabilities.

第五，在克萊默敦促喬治把車停在為身體殘疾者保留的空間後，買了一個有問題的輪椅。

A woman in a wheelchair who needed the space is injured.

一位需要空間的輪椅上的婦女受傷了。

Some jerk parked in the handicapped spot.

一些混蛋把車停在了殘障人士的位置上。

So this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline halfway up.

所以這個坐著輪椅的女人不得不把輪椅推到這個半山腰的斜坡上。

Her batteries gave out and she rolled backwards into the wall.

她的電池失效了，她向後滾到了牆上。

Normally you'd expect them both to get distance from the victim.

通常情況下，你會希望他們兩個都能與受害者保持距離。

However, Kramer meets and falls for the woman that got hurts, even resolves to get her a new wheelchair.

然而，克萊默遇到並愛上了這個受傷的女人，甚至決心為她買一輛新輪椅。

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