I gotta go meet my trainer.

我得去見我的訓練師。

I've got 10 minutes.

我有10分鐘時間。

Catch me up.

抓住我。

We are officially on break up numero nine well let's hope it sticks this time.

我們正式開始了第九次分手，好吧，讓我們希望這次能堅持下去。

Nico is like one of those mentors, they suck the soul out of people through their face.

尼科就像那些導師之一，他們通過他們的臉把人的靈魂吸走。

Maybe I'm making too big a deal out of this whole monogamous thing.

也許我把一夫一妻制這件事看得太重了。

It's really hard to just let him go.

就這樣讓他走，真的很難。

The hamster wheel of your addiction to Nico has to be destroyed.

你對尼科上癮的倉鼠輪必須被摧毀。

We would like you to meet someone say hello to your new fake boyfriend.

我們希望你能見到某人，向你的新假男友問好。

What Christiano you are now in a relationship across all social media.

什麼克里斯蒂亞諾你現在在所有社交媒體上的關係。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

That's the plan baby.

這就是計劃中的寶貝。

Yeah, it's getting real.

是的，它變得真實了。

I saw the new man on insta good for you.

我在insta上看到了這個新男人，對你來說是好事。

So explain yourself.

是以，請解釋一下你自己。

Nico was so angry and I finally know what it's like to have a little bit of power is about to go.

尼科很生氣，我終於知道有一點力量是什麼感覺了，就要走了。

I own that man.

我擁有那個人。

Do you want me to text that back for you, jesus christ troy?

你想讓我給你回個簡訊嗎，耶穌基督特洛伊？

Stay out of my business.

不要管我的事。

Hi, welcome.

嗨，歡迎。

There was a guy, he is a chef.

有一個人，他是一個廚師。

You're Andrew right.

你是安德魯吧。

So we're gonna look at the class.

所以我們要看一下這個班級。

You wouldn't know how bad of a cook I am actually tried to make breakfast one time and then we ended up at urgent care that was you.

你不會知道我是一個多麼糟糕的廚師，實際上有一次我試圖做早餐，然後我們在緊急護理中結束了，那是你。

Yeah, he never did Christiano.

是的，他從未做過克里斯蒂亞諾。

I don't need him anymore.

我不再需要他了。

We can't delete Christiano just yet.

我們現在還不能刪除克里斯蒂亞諾。

Got a conference in Singapore.

在新加坡有一個會議。

Okay Please no clapping.

好，請不要拍手。

I'm only a man.

我只是個男人。

I gotta show Rafi the real me Christiano just hit 1.6 million followers.

我得讓拉菲看看真正的我克里斯蒂亞諾剛剛達到160萬粉絲。

Do you think that this might be getting a little out of hand?

你認為這可能有點失控了嗎？

There's something not right here?

這裡有什麼不對嗎？

The longer this goes on, the worse.

這種情況持續的時間越長，就越糟糕。

He can't can't just delete him, take he's not real.

他不能不能直接刪除他，因為他不是真的。

He's real to me.

對我來說，他是真實的。

I'm sure my andrews told you all about this new boyfriend.

我相信我的安德魯斯把這個新男友的事都告訴你了。

He's a philanthropist and renowned human rights activist.

他是一位慈善家和著名的人權活動家。

He still finds time to make sweet love to Little Andrew for hours on end, wow.

他仍然抽出時間與小安德魯甜蜜地做愛，一連幾個小時，哇。

Sounds too good to be true.

聽起來好得不像真的。

It is.

它是。