Thanks for coming out everybody.

感謝大家的到來。

We're so happy that you're here.

我們很高興你在這裡。

I'll tell you what, how many, how many smashing pumpkins fans have we got here.

我告訴你，我們這裡有多少，有多少砸南瓜的粉絲。

I thought as much you excited for the smashing pumpkins?

我也這麼想，你為粉碎南瓜而興奮嗎？

I'm super excited.

我超級興奮。

I'm more of a swan guy.

我更像一個天鵝人。

But like, yeah, I'm also very stoked for smashing.

但是，就像，是的，我也非常熱衷於搗毀。

I was in Highland Park Illinois, our last hiatus.

我在伊利諾伊州的海蘭帕克，我們最後一次休整。

Billy Corgan has a tea shop.

比利-柯根有一家茶葉店。

I went to the tea shop with my fiance, Billy Corgan was there.

我和我的未婚夫去了茶館，比利-柯根在那裡。

You're choking me.

你讓我窒息了。

It was stopped in saying, hang on.

它被阻止在說，等一下。

Yeah.

是的。

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

A teashop?

一個茶館？

The man owns a tea shop.

這個人擁有一家茶店。

I think it's called Madame Zuzu's or something like that.

我想它被稱為 "Madame Zuzu "或類似的東西。

It's a great tea shop.

這是一家很棒的茶店。

Really wonderful robot.

真正精彩的機器人。

Yeah, cells T that you can purchase and buy or you have you go, oh, can I get that?

是的，細胞T，你可以購買和購買或你有你去，哦，我可以得到這一點。

You have a cup of tea?

你有一杯茶嗎？

It's a little bit of column, a little bit of column B whatever.

這是一個小欄目，一個小欄目的B什麼。

You're feeling that you can also get any food.

你覺得你也能得到任何食物。

Oh, yeah, there's food.

哦，對了，還有食物。

There's a stop.

有一個站。

They were baked goods and also a more savory option if you haven't had lunch yet.

他們是烘焙食品，如果你還沒有吃午飯，也可以選擇更多的鹹味。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Great teeth.

偉大的牙齒。

But he came in.

但他進來了。

He now, why do you call it a tea shop and not a cafe?

他現在，為什麼你叫它茶館而不是咖啡館？

Because when you, when you're describing it, it sounds like a it's a it's a cafe.

因為當你，當你描述它時，它聽起來像一個它是一個它是一個咖啡館。

It's a performance space.

這是一個表演空間。

It's a lot of different things.

這是很多不同的事情。

And it's a performance space?

它是一個表演空間？

Performance.

性能。

This is my I'm not even joking.

這是我的 我甚至不是在開玩笑。

He's not just smashing pumpkins.

他不只是在砸南瓜。

He's also smashing original concepts for new cafe spaces.

他還為新的咖啡館空間砸出了原創概念。

It's a less good band name.

這是一個不那麼好的樂隊名稱。

I'll be honest, it's a less good band name.

說實話，這是個不太好的樂隊名字。

Well, we are having this huge news left and right.

好吧，我們正有這個巨大的新聞，左右逢源。

Yeah.

是的。

T forward and t back.

T向前和T向後。

Right.

對。

Because that's not only the big news you've got for you today.

因為這不僅是今天為你帶來的大新聞。

I can tell you this huge news, huge news.

我可以告訴你這個巨大的消息，巨大的消息。

You heard it here, The late, late show.

你在這裡聽到了，晚間，晚間節目。

We're going back to London earlier today.

我們今天早些時候要回到倫敦。

We are doing a week of shows in London the last week of june.

我們將在6月的最後一週在倫敦進行為期一週的演出。

We could not be more excited.

我們不能再興奮了。

Well yeah, I don't know what you're okay.

嗯，是的，我不知道你還好嗎。

Yeah, I don't know what you're excited.

是的，我不知道你在興奮什麼。

You're not going, I'll be there.

你不去，我也會去。

You say you're from London.

你說你來自倫敦。

Yes, you'll be in London.

是的，你會在倫敦。

I will be stop.

我將會停止。

Oh, you're in London as well.

哦，你也在倫敦。

Oh, how many, Wait, how many Londoners by show of hands are in the audience tonight.

哦，有多少人，等等，舉手之勞，今晚有多少倫敦人在觀眾席。

12345 Londoners.

12345倫敦人。

I knew it was a hot crowd.

我知道這是個熱門人群。

I can feel it.

我可以感覺到它。

I could feel it.

我可以感覺到它。

I could feel it was a crowd who last night drunk their body weight in booze and had a decision to make today, which was give up or keep going and I can tell clearly the guy at the top kept going, look at him.

我能感覺到這是一群人，他們昨晚喝下了他們身體重量的酒，今天要做一個決定，那就是放棄還是繼續前進，我可以清楚地告訴大家，最前面的那個人繼續前進，看看他。

He's just rolling on, Rolling on everybody on the staff is so excited.

他只是在滾滾向前，滾滾向前，工作人員的每個人都是如此興奮。

They are.

它們是。

They say you cannot, you cannot begin to imagine the volume of awful english accents.

他們說你不能，你不能開始想象可怕的英語口音的數量。

I have heard around.

我已經聽說了周圍。

I mean it's disgusting.

我是說這很噁心。

It's disgusting.

這很令人厭惡。

Every I'm not.

每個我都不是。

I barely left my office today because every time I walked past the break room, it was people going, hello Governor fancy a cup of tea.

我今天幾乎沒有離開我的辦公室，因為每次我走過休息室時，都是人們在說，你好，州長，想喝杯茶。

It was like people trying to do coke in the rhyming slang, getting it slightly wrong.

這就像人們試圖用押韻的俚語來做可卡因，弄得稍微有點錯。

Like saying things like, oh we're gonna go down the apples and chairs.

比如說，哦，我們要下蘋果和椅子這樣的事情。

It's pears, apples and pears.

是梨子、蘋果和梨子。

How excited are you about this trip to London?

你對這次倫敦之行有多興奮？

I'm well excited.

我很興奮。

That's what I'm talking about.

這就是我所說的。

That's that's the issue.

這就是問題所在。

That's the brother.

這是他的兄弟。

There's only one person on the entire team who made the Late, Late show who can do a good a good english accent And that's Reggie Watts and I including that Louis Weymouth.

在整個團隊中，只有一個人在製作《晚間，晚間》節目時，能把英國口音說得很好，那就是雷吉-沃茨，我也包括路易斯-韋茅斯。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Because his accent, Louise accent just sounds made up.

因為他的口音，路易絲的口音聽起來就是編出來的。

Louie's not here.

路易不在這裡。

I don't know if he's comfortable with us saying that, but he's definitely not watching this.

我不知道他對我們這麼說是否感到舒服，但他肯定不會看這個。

So it's okay.

是以，它是好的。

I wonder if he is watching them.

我想知道他是否在觀察他們。

No chance.

沒有機會。

You won't wonder.

你不會懷疑。

There's no way watching.

沒有辦法看。

Should we find out?

我們是否應該去了解一下？

No chance.

沒有機會。

There's no way he's in there.

他不可能在那裡。

He doesn't watch when he sat there.

他坐在那裡的時候並不看。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Alright.

好吧。

Let's facetime louis.

讓我們與路易斯面對面。

There he is.

他在那裡。

We're just checking.

我們只是在檢查。

You're watching the show Louie.

你在看《路易》這個節目。

You're watching the show now I am.

你現在在看節目，我在看。

Yeah, you're watching it.

是的，你在看著它。

All right, Bless you.

好的，祝福你。

He's watching now.

他現在正在看。

There he is.

他在那裡。

But yeah, that's next month.

但是，是的，那是下個月。

The band excited about going to London and the band excited.

樂隊為去倫敦而興奮不已。

Yeah, yeah.

是的，是的。

Try and keep it together guys.

試著保持團結，夥計們。

Governor Going to get some tea.

州長要去喝茶了。

Governor cup of tea.

州長的一杯茶。

Oh boyland any um, steve.

哦，男孩地任何嗯，史蒂夫。

Give me your best London accent gone.

給我你最好的倫敦口音了。

Alright.

好吧。

James, you're right.

詹姆斯，你是對的。

You're right.

你是對的。

James.

詹姆斯。

Yeah.

是的。

Did you hear about liam?

你聽說利亞姆的事了嗎？

Hear about What about liam?

聽說利亞姆怎麼樣了？

About Who liam about liam?

關於誰是利亞姆關於利亞姆？

Yeah, No, I didn't hear about liam steve.

是的，不，我沒有聽說利亞姆-史蒂夫的事。

I didn't.

我沒有。

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

He got nicked with a bag of bumbles.

他被人用一袋笨重的東西砸傷了。

Mhm Tim Give us yours my mate.

嗯，蒂姆，把你的給我們，我的朋友。

That's Australian.

那是澳大利亞人。

Why?

為什麼？

Why are all of your people seemingly deeply uneducated?

為什麼你們的人似乎都深深地沒有受過教育？

Oh my God, no goodbye.

哦，我的上帝，沒有告別。

You got one in your locker.

你的櫃子裡有一個。

That's the best one because at least you used a british word.

這是最好的一個，因為至少你用了一個英國的詞。

But there we go.

但我們走了。

But yeah, so we're going to London.

但是，是的，所以我們要去倫敦。

We couldn't be more excited about the whole thing.

我們對整個事情感到非常興奮。

We got some big surprises coming for you.

我們為你準備了一些大的驚喜。

But look, that's next month.

但你看，那是下個月的事。

This is right here.

這就在這裡。

Right now there's things we've got to do right now we have to, we got to give America the news in a speech last night.

現在有一些事情我們必須做，現在我們必須，我們必須在昨晚的演講中向美國人介紹這個消息。

President biden attacked donald trump's economic record and actually mocked trump with a new nickname.

美國總統拜登抨擊唐納德-特朗普的經濟記錄，實際上是用一個新的綽號嘲弄特朗普。

Are you ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？

Sick burn biden called trump.

病態燒傷的拜登稱特朗普。

The great Maga King.

偉大的馬加爵爺。

What?

什麼？

Congratulations joe.

恭喜Joe。

You selected the one nickname that trump will gladly use.

你選擇了一個特朗普會欣然使用的暱稱。

I mean I, I guarantee trump already has that monogrammed on towels, foolish, foolish move a biden.

我的意思是，我保證特朗普已經在毛巾上印上了這個圖案，愚蠢的，愚蠢的舉動是拜登。

Trying to play the nickname game with trump with trump.

試圖用特朗普來玩綽號遊戲。

You can't do that.

你不能這樣做。

The guys, the guy is a terrible president.

這些人，這傢伙是個糟糕的總統。

He's in the hall of fame when it comes to nicknames.

談到綽號，他已經進入了名人堂。

Yeah, right, sleepy joe In other news.

是的，沒錯，瞌睡蟲在其他新聞中。

Apple is no longer the world's most valuable company.

蘋果不再是世界上最有價值的公司。

The company was just surpassed by Saudi oil giant.

該公司剛剛被沙特石油巨頭所超越。

Aramco.

阿美石油公司。

Just nice to see a Saudi oil giant catch a break, isn't it?

只是很高興看到沙特石油巨頭得到休息，不是嗎？

Aramco has surpassed Apple as the world's most valuable company at least until the iPhone 14 comes out.

阿美石油公司已經超過了蘋果公司，成為世界上最有價值的公司，至少在iPhone 14出來之前是如此。

I hear the camera is a little bit better.

我聽說相機的性能要好一點。

I see them.

我看到了他們。

I'm not too worried about apple.

我並不太擔心蘋果。

I'm not as long as they keep making airpods for me to lose.

只要他們繼續製造airpods讓我失去，我就不會。

They are always going to be a financial powerhouse.

他們總是會成為一個金融強國。

You know, I've lost three left sided airpods.

你知道嗎，我已經丟了三個左面的氣墊。

So like when I lost, I lost one.

所以像我輸了，我就輸了一個。

So I got a new set, lost the other one.

所以我買了一套新的，丟了另一套。

I thought, okay, well at least I've got now two of each.

我想，好吧，至少我現在每樣都有兩個了。

The left side is fantastic.

左邊的情況很好。

There's gotta be somebody out there who's lost three right ones.

肯定有人在那裡失去了三個正確的人。

You just got to find them And that is a new rom com coming soon too.

你只需找到他們，而且這也是一個即將到來的新的愛情喜劇。

Yeah.

是的。

And we thought this was an interesting poll according to a new poll.

而根據一項新的民意調查，我們認為這是一個有趣的民意調查。

Half of americans.

一半的美國人。

Think life in France is better than life in the United States and even admit that they fantasize about living in France to which french people were like, what a coincidence.

認為法國的生活比美國的生活好，甚至承認他們幻想在法國生活，而法國人就像，真是巧合。

We think we're better than you guys too.

我們也認為我們比你們好。

I can see americans making a smooth transition to living in France.

我可以看到美國人順利過渡到法國生活。

I can.

我可以。

Americans are already used to being rude to americans, it's fine.

美國人已經習慣於對美國人無禮，這很好。

Well, I'm sure this goes both ways.

好吧，我相信這有兩種情況。

I'm sure someone out there in France right now is like, I wish I had um how you say uh Doritos, Okay.

我相信現在在法國的某個人就像，我希望我有嗯你怎麼說呃多力多滋，好的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Do you think this is true during life's better in France?

你認為在法國生活更美好的時候是這樣的嗎？

What's french ian, Karmel doing right now?

法國人Ian, Karmel現在在做什麼？

Oh, probably having like a breakfast beef bourguignon, you know, you know what?

哦，可能有像早餐的牛肉湯，你知道，你知道什麼？

They've got brilliant in France, you know, their brain notes absolutely fantastic in France, croissant, croissant, That's an insider tip.

他們在法國已經有了輝煌的成績，你知道，他們的大腦筆記在法國絕對是夢幻般的，羊角麵包，羊角麵包，這是一個內部的提示。

That's an insider tip.

這是個內幕消息。

A lot of people don't know that someone clapped them when they are good.

很多人不知道，當他們表現好的時候，有人為他們鼓掌。

I had one I've had across town in front.

我有一個我已經在城市對面的前面。

They are so much better than the ones that ralph is right and brian and we wanted to show you this google has just teased a new product and it's pretty amazing.

他們比那些拉爾夫是正確的，布里安和我們想向你展示這個谷歌剛剛預告了一個新產品，它是相當驚人的。

They're smart glasses that can translate languages in real time.

它們是可以實時翻譯語言的智能眼鏡。

Take a look you see me, I'm actually looking straight into your eyes and it seems like you're looking right at me, what a dramatic step forward for humankind.

看一看你看到的我，我實際上正直視著你的眼睛，似乎你正看著我，這對人類來說是多麼引人注目的一步。

Soon we can all look like fred armisen.

很快我們都可以像弗雷德-阿米森一樣。

Amazing, amazing piece of technology.

令人驚訝，令人驚訝的技術。

They're really, I think this video is over selling it a touch, don't you?

他們真的，我認為這段視頻賣得有點過了，你覺得呢？

Like someone says something to you in a language you don't speak and then you're like Mhm cool.

比如有人用你不懂的語言對你說了些什麼，然後你就會覺得Mhm cool。

Yeah, I love you too.

是的，我也愛你。

Yeah, I need to wear these just for american english, I need those here.

是的，我需要穿這些只是為了美國的英語，我需要這些在這裡。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

The way you people pronounce your rhino and zebra will always be backwards.

你們這些人對犀牛和斑馬的發音方式永遠是反的。

To me.

對我來說。

It will, but we don't, but we don't say you're in, we've we've talked about this.

會的，但我們不，但我們不說你在，我們我們已經談過這個問題了。

You don't say you're in.

你不說你在。

No, you say urinal, right?

不，你說小便池，對嗎？

But I've heard people say your urinal, urinal.

但我聽到人們說你的小便池，小便池。

We call it zebra.

我們叫它斑馬。

But do you urine in it?

但你是否在其中撒尿？

Do you?

你有嗎？

Do you urinate?

你有小便嗎？

Do you urinate?

你有小便嗎？

I'm not trying to bust your chops, earnest question.

我並不是想打擊你，認真的問題。

Yeah, we say you're in.

是的，我們說你在。

You say you're in, Do you say urination?

你說你在，你說排尿嗎？

You're our nation.

你是我們的國家。

And finally this is big news.

最後，這是一個大新聞。

Earlier today, astronomers held a press conference to unveil the very first image of the black hole that sits at the center of our galaxy Here is here, look at that, can we even show that on cbs what is blurred out?

今天早些時候，天文學家舉行了一次新聞發佈會，公佈了位於銀河系中心的黑洞的第一張圖片 這裡是這裡，看看這個，我們甚至可以在cbs上顯示這個被模糊掉的東西嗎？

Looks like a bagel made from flaming hot cheetos.

看起來就像用燃燒著的熱奇多做的百吉餅。

Looks like Nick Bernsteins pupils.

看起來像尼克-伯恩斯坦的學生。

Whenever I mentioned different brands, it looks like the galaxy got drunk at the office holiday party and sat on the copy machine.

每當我提到不同的品牌，看起來就像銀河系在辦公室節日聚會上喝醉了，坐在複印機上。

Yeah, it's a very big deal.

是的，這是一個非常大的問題。

It's a breakthrough photo that answers many, many questions for the first time, astronomers finally understand why Jeff Bezos made a rocket that looks like a penis.

這是一張突破性的照片，第一次回答了很多很多問題，天文學家終於明白為什麼傑夫-貝索斯製造了一個看起來像陰莖的火箭。

That's the news.

這就是新聞。

We'll be right back everybody.

我們馬上回來，各位。

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