I want to talk about something that's near and dear to my heart during the writer's strike.

在作家罷工期間，我想談一談我心目中最重要的東西。

Was that a couple of months ago we were trying all kinds of things during the writer's strike.

幾個月前，我們在作家罷工期間嘗試了各種各樣的事情。

Uh, and one night on the show we did a piece where I spent some time with someone on our staff.

呃，有一天晚上，我們在節目中做了一件事，我花了一些時間與我們工作人員中的某人在一起。

He's an associate producer here at late night.

他是這裡深夜的副製片人。

His name is Jordan's Slansky and yeah, there he is.

他的名字是喬丹的斯蘭斯基，是的，他就在那裡。

No, he's not a magician.

不，他不是一個魔術師。

Huh?

嗯？

Okay.

好的。

He's a hypnotist.

他是一個催眠師。

What kind of picture is that?

那是什麼樣的照片？

That's cheers.

這就是歡呼。

I will see that in my sleep.

我將在睡夢中看到這一點。

All right, Jordan, as you can tell from that picture, he's not like everyone else.

好了，喬丹，你可以從那張照片中看出，他和其他人不一樣。

Okay, we learned a lot about him.

好吧，我們瞭解了很多關於他的情況。

He he loves the rock band.

他他喜歡這個搖滾樂隊。

Rush is his favorite rock band.

拉什是他最喜歡的搖滾樂隊。

Uh and he's very proficient with an indiana jones bull whip.

呃，他非常熟練地使用印第安納-瓊斯的牛鞭。

That's one of his hobbies.

這是他的愛好之一。

He has the bull whip and he practices all the time.

他有牛鞭，他一直在練習。

And we learned all this stuff about Jordan's and since then, since we aired the piece, countless people everywhere I go say, hey, what happened to that guy Jordan's, is that guy for real?

我們瞭解了所有這些關於喬丹的事情，從那時起，自從我們播出這篇報道後，我走到哪裡都有無數人說，嘿，那個叫喬丹的人怎麼了，那個人是真的嗎？

Does he still work for you?

他還在為你工作嗎？

We want to see more of Jordan.

我們希望看到更多的喬丹。

He just hit some chord with people.

他只是觸動了人們的一些心絃。

So I thought I should spend more time with Jordan's Slansky.

所以我想我應該花更多的時間在約旦的斯蘭斯基身上。

Uh now Jordan fancies himself a wine and food expert.

呃，現在喬丹認為自己是葡萄酒和食品專家。

So I thought it would make sense if George and I had dinner together.

所以我想，如果喬治和我一起吃晚飯，那就說得通了。

I allowed Jordan to pick the restaurant.

我允許喬丹挑選餐廳。

He took me to his favorite italian restaurant on the upper east side.

他帶我去了他在上東區最喜歡的意大利餐廳。

It's called do way right here in Manhattan we brought a camera crew along.

在曼哈頓，我們帶了一個攝製組，這叫 "道"。

Here's what happened, you asked me to meet you at Doue tonight because you wanted me to experience fantastic italian meal.

事情是這樣的，你讓我今晚在Doue見你，因為你想讓我體驗奇妙的意大利餐。

Yes, good meal, good service.

是的，好的膳食，好的服務。

They have the whole package.

他們有整套的方案。

Okay um you can look me in the eye if you want to.

好吧，如果你想的話，你可以看著我的眼睛。

Hi how are you?

你好嗎？

Sarah?

莎拉?

He's not really italian.

他不是真正的意大利人。

Hey how are you gonna?

嘿，你打算怎麼做？

Sad what I said Okay Now you two, you two hug please each other each other.

悲哀的是，我說的好，現在你們兩個，你們兩個擁抱請彼此彼此。

This is your passion, is that right correct?

這是你的激情，對嗎？

Women don't interest you food.

女人對你的食物不感興趣。

I choose to be surrounded by beauty in all forms as often as possible.

我選擇儘可能多地被各種形式的美所包圍。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Good looking person, a well dressed person, a good looking surrounding.

好看的人，穿得好的人，周圍好看的人。

I like to be in places that have style with people that have style with food that has style, you know so much of the time.

我喜歡呆在有風格的地方，和有風格的人在一起，吃有風格的食物，你知道很多時候是這樣的。

Let's get the grub on.

讓我們開始享用美食吧。

Yeah given the weather, I would love something from Piemonte as you mentioned and why not?

是的，考慮到天氣，我喜歡你提到的來自皮埃蒙特的東西，為什麼不呢？

The king of all wines?

所有葡萄酒中的國王？

Barolo, the king of Piedmont.

巴羅洛，皮埃蒙特的國王。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

You like a barolo sounds good to me.

你喜歡巴羅洛酒，對我來說聽起來不錯。

I understand.

我明白。

That was quick.

這很迅速。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Do you mind if I look it over?

你介意我看一下嗎？

Yeah yes that will do.

是的，這就可以了。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I'll put things on to tell you someone once told me that good olive oil you can should taste like the Tuscan sun.

我把事情告訴你，有人曾經告訴我，好的橄欖油你可以應該嚐起來像托斯卡納的太陽。

Does that make sense to you if it's Tuscan olive oil, that's what I mean.

如果是托斯卡納橄欖油，這對你有意義嗎，這就是我的意思。

But you can taste the sunshine, of course you can taste the sunshine.

但你可以嚐到陽光的味道，當然你可以嚐到陽光的味道。

You can, of course you can say like, oh yeah, that's interesting.

你可以，當然你可以說像，哦，是的，這很有趣。

When you say, of course it makes me, it feels like a put down like, oh right, idiot.

當你說，當然它讓我，感覺就像一個放下，就像，哦對了，白痴。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

You can just say like, oh yes, yes, that's a good point, Conan, yes, yes, I've heard the same.

你可以說，哦，是的，是的，這是一個很好的觀點，柯南，是的，是的，我也聽說過這樣的話。

Just understand that these are artisanal works, this wine, this olive oil are the product of a number of factors.

只要明白這些是手工作品，這種酒、這種橄欖油是多種因素的產物。

The whole is greater than the sum of its parts, stabbed me in the head staff breaking just right here and just drive it through George and I are now going to go downstairs and meet the chef is the chef italian.

整體大於部分的總和，刺傷了我的頭部工作人員打破了就在這裡，只是通過喬治和我現在要去樓下和滿足的廚師是廚師意大利人。

I believe he is.

我相信他是。

If he were not italian, would that bother you?

如果他不是意大利人，你會感到不安嗎？

It would be another cause for concern for no other reason other than being that he's italian.

這將是另一個值得關注的原因，除了他是意大利人之外，沒有其他原因。

There's a more likeliness that he would appreciate the art of food.

他更有可能欣賞食物的藝術。

I don't know what this means.

我不知道這意味著什麼。

His, I've just told his name, his name is hu chang Mario Mario jordans, Mario malta, the beauty of the colors, the beauty of what's going on in that panel right now.

他的，我剛剛告訴了他的名字，他的名字是胡常馬里奧-馬里奧-喬丹，馬里奧-馬爾塔，顏色的美，現在在那個面板上發生的事情的美。

The bubbling of the sauce, the excitement, the energy, look how the sauce is reducing.

醬汁的冒泡、興奮、活力，看醬汁是如何減少的。

You could see the steam rising off incredibly central experience would you let me to call the police all excited about the color of tomato.

你可以看到蒸汽從令人難以置信的中央體驗中升起，你會讓我為西紅柿的顏色而興奮地打電話給警察。

How many tomatoes have you seen in your life?

在你的生活中，你見過多少個西紅柿？

They all look the same.

他們看起來都是一樣的。

That's not true, chill out.

這不是真的，冷靜點。

I had the pleasure of visiting Machado Tourneau vento and the language of Piemonte.

我有幸訪問了Machado Tourneau vento和Piemonte的語言。

Probably known as one of the best gastronomic centers of the world.

可能被稱為世界上最好的美食中心之一。

One of the best restaurants in Italy.

意大利最好的餐廳之一。

And you're in a good food place.

而且你在一個好的食物的地方。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

It was a multi course meal.

那是一道多道菜。

The meal lasted four hours.

這頓飯持續了四個小時。

I had the pleasure of being taken down to the wine cellar when it was over and raped.

我有幸在結束後被帶到酒窖裡，被強姦了。

Yeah, sorry.

是的，對不起。

It's weird that I'm just holding this plate now.

很奇怪，我現在只是拿著這個盤子。

We must be sharing it.

我們必須分享它。

Anyway, go ahead.

無論如何，請繼續。

It took you down to the wine cellar.

它把你帶到了酒窖裡。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I was rude.

我很無禮。

Go ahead.

請講。

My little joke.

我的小笑話。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I made a little joke.

我開了個小玩笑。

What happened to the story.

這個故事發生了什麼。

I was in a small town in southern Tuscany backing up the whole way.

我在托斯卡納南部的一個小鎮上一路倒車。

I understand you were in.

我知道你是在。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

Go ahead.

請講。

I've had a little bit too much for mine.

對我的來說，我已經有一點兒太多。

I'm meeting the whole anti pasta plate myself.

我自己也在滿足整個反面食板的要求。

I'm kind of dicky.

我有點小氣。

Go ahead and chopper.

去吧，砍刀。

It was the night of a very important football game.

那是一場非常重要的足球比賽的夜晚。

After the dinner ended, I went down to the piazza where the entire city had gathered to watch the game projected on a medieval wall and you were raped.

晚餐結束後，我來到廣場，整個城市的人都聚集在那裡，觀看投影在中世紀牆壁上的比賽，你被強姦了。

Mhm.

嗯。

Music to me is very important.

音樂對我來說是非常重要的。

I believe when entertaining that music should be playing from the moment?

我相信在娛樂的時候，音樂應該從那一刻開始播放？

The first person walks in to the moment the last person leaves.

從第一個人走進來到最後一個人離開的那一刻。

I've arranged for music in the back.

我已經在後面安排了音樂。

Yes.

是的。

Oh moody.

哦，喜怒無常。

Yeah.

是的。

Yo man, you look beautiful.

喲，夥計，你看起來真漂亮。

Okay.

好的。

Do you still um play with the bull whip sometimes?

你有時還嗯玩牛鞭嗎？

I don't know if you're aware Jordan's many skills.

我不知道你是否知道喬丹的許多技能。

Are you aware that he's an expert with a bull whip that I didn't know?

你是否知道他是一個我不知道的用牛鞭的專家？

Mhm.

嗯。

Okay.

好的。

Yeah.

是的。

This Sortino is the best I've ever had.

這個Sortino是我吃過的最好的。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

Drop of cake.

掉落的蛋糕。

It's good.

這很好。

The moistness of the cake.

蛋糕的溼潤度。

I'm in heaven right now.

我現在就在天堂裡。

I wish you were listen to me.

我希望你能聽我說。

Just do me one favor.

只要幫我一個忙。

Savor what you're about to put in your mouth.

細細品味你即將放入口中的東西。

Feel the combination of textures between the gelato and the Torti.

感受一下冰激凌和Torti之間的紋理組合。

No, feel the combination of temperatures between the hot and the cold.

不，感受熱與冷之間的溫度組合。

You have got it in your mouth, this kind of color in my mind.

你已經把它含在嘴裡了，這種顏色在我心中。

I like you.

我喜歡你。

You're a nice guy.

你是個好人。

Beat the mush, Shut the pie hole.

拍打泥土，關上餡餅孔。

Well that was a fantastic meal.

這頓飯吃得很好。

It's about 1 30 in the morning George and I are headed to a german disco on the lower east side.

大約在凌晨1點30分，喬治和我正前往下東區的一家德國迪斯科舞廳。

So good night and good eating.

所以，晚安，吃得好。

Let's do it, let's get him out here in Jordan.

讓我們做吧，讓我們在約旦這裡把他弄出來。

Um Okay.

嗯 好的。