Love you.

愛你。

Oh.

哦。

(laughing)

(笑)

(smooth music)

(流暢的音樂)

It's Sona Fixes Your Life.

它是索納修復你的生活。

Hi guys, it's Sona Movsesian

大家好，我是索納-莫夫塞斯安

and this is the return of Sona Fixes Your Life.

而這是《索納修復你的生活》的迴歸。

And as you can tell, I'm very serious,

正如你所知道的，我是非常認真的。

I have books behind me.

我身後有書。

I've read every single one.

我讀過每一本。

That's a lie

這是個謊言

and I have this thing next to me.

而我旁邊有這個東西。

What is this?

這是什麼？

It's a rocker.

這是個搖桿。

Why do I know that?

為什麼我知道？

Because I have a parenting expert now.

因為我現在有一個育兒專家。

How am I a parenting expert?

我怎麼會是育兒專家呢？

I have had children for four months,

我有孩子已經四個月了。

two of them.

其中有兩個人。

So obviously I'm an expert.

所以顯然我是個專家。

So I'm happy to answer all the questions

所以我很樂意回答所有的問題

that you guys have about parenting.

你們有關於養育孩子的問題。

So let's raise your kids.

是以，讓我們養育你的孩子。

At Euler277 says, what are your strategies

在Euler277說，你的策略是什麼？

for keeping Conan away from your children?

為了讓柯南遠離你的孩子？

Just to A, never give him my address,

只是為了A，永遠不要把我的地址給他。

B, you know, I told them I was pregnant,

B，你知道，我告訴他們我懷孕了。

but I think that if I just tell him

但我想，如果我告訴他

that it was a pillow the whole time,

它一直都是一個枕頭。

maybe he'll never show up.

也許他永遠不會出現。

(laughing)

(笑)

So I guess that's the best way

所以我想這是最好的方法

is just to never tell him where I live

就是永遠不要告訴他我住在哪裡

so then he'll just come and want to meet them.

所以他就會直接來，想見見他們。

At Amprobius says, what is your approach

在Amprobius說，你的方法是什麼？

to addressing sex to your children?

對你的孩子講性？

Love you, oh.

愛你，哦。

(laughing)

(笑)

That's intense,

這很緊張。

sex,

性。

sex.

性。

I don't know, do I tell them now?

我不知道，我現在要告訴他們嗎？

Is four months too early to talk to them about sex?

四個月就和他們談性，是不是太早了？

'Cause then you just like,

因為那時你只是喜歡。

they'll just always grow up knowing about it.

他們只是一直在長大，知道這件事。

So now I'll be like, when a man and a woman

所以現在我就像，當一個男人和一個女人

love each other very much, or you know what?

非常愛對方，或者你知道嗎？

No, now when a man of a man love each other,

不，現在當一個男人的男人彼此相愛。

when a woman and a woman,

當一個女人和一個女人。

when someone who's non-binary

當一個非二進制的人

and someone else who's non-binary love each other very much

和其他非二進制的人非常相愛

parts go into other parts

部分進入其他部分

or sometimes things rub up on each other.

或者有時東西會互相摩擦。

I don't, I have no idea

我不知道，我不知道

how I'm gonna talk to them about this stuff.

我將如何與他們談論這些東西。

I think I'm just gonna make my husband do it.

我想我只是要讓我丈夫來做。

I know how things work,

我知道事情是如何運作的。

like the guy parts work,

喜歡這傢伙的零件工作。

but I don't have an intimate knowledge of it

但我對它沒有深入的瞭解

'cause I don't have that.

因為我沒有這個能力。

So I don't know.

所以我不知道。

I think I just make Tak do it,

我想我只是讓德做。

I'll just make my husband do it.

我只是讓我丈夫來做。

He'll just do that, he'll just do that talk.

他就會這樣做，他就會做這樣的談話。

But I, when, what is your approach

但我，當，你的方法是什麼

to dressing sex to your children,

對你的孩子進行性教育。

make someone else do it.

讓別人來做。

And I love you too at Amprobius.

我也愛你，在安普羅比烏斯。

At Djesby says, do you have any

在Djesby說，你是否有任何

Armenian parent tips, life hacks?

亞美尼亞父母的技巧、生活小竅門？

#YehsHyeEm, that's cute.

#YehsHyeEm，這很可愛。

I'm high too obviously,

很明顯，我也喝高了。

I knew what that meant.

我知道這意味著什麼。

There's been a lot of Armenian opinions

一直以來，亞美尼亞人的意見很多

floating around in this house.

漂浮在這個房子裡。

And when I say a lot,

而當我說很多的時候。

I mean like every day there's something.

我的意思是每天都會有一些事情發生。

There's obviously like 500 evil eyes in my baby's nursery

我的寶寶的育兒室裡顯然有500只邪惡的眼睛

to protect them.

以保護他們。

We, you know, there's, one of them have like

我們，你知道，有，其中一個有像

an umbilical hernia where his like

臍疝，他喜歡的地方。

belly button stuck out a little.

肚臍有點突出。

And so we take a quarter to his belly button to flatten it,

於是我們拿一個25分硬幣放在他的肚臍上，把它壓平。

a quarter.

一個季度。

It was wrapped up and we taped a quarter

它被包起來了，我們用膠帶封住了四分之一。

and you know what?

而你知道嗎？

That shit worked.

那玩意兒起作用了。

It worked.

它起作用了。

I mean, it's a little off putting to tape anything

我的意思是，把任何東西錄下來都有點讓人不舒服。

to your newborn child, but it worked.

對你的新生兒，但它是有效的。

At Yukidnakamura says,

在育德納卡村說。

not parenting question, but is your dog still number one

不是教養問題，但你的狗還是第一嗎？

or did your kids take that spot?

還是你的孩子佔了那個位置？

I don't know, Oki, who's my favorite?

我不知道，大木，誰是我的最愛？

Who's my favorite, Oki?

誰是我的最愛，大木？

Who's my favorite, Oki?

誰是我的最愛，大木？

Who's my favorite?

誰是我的最愛？

Who's my favorite?

誰是我的最愛？

Let's just say, I know where my dog is

這麼說吧，我知道我的狗在哪裡

and I don't know where my boys are.

而我不知道我的孩子們在哪裡。

(bright music)

(明亮的音樂)

Oh my God, she's so soft.

哦，我的上帝，她是如此柔軟。

I love you so much.

我非常愛你。

I love you so much.

我非常愛你。

I love you so much.

我非常愛你。