Name: 比爾-伯爾關於航空公司登機過程的問題｜CONAN on TBS (Bill Burr's Issues With The Airline Boarding Process | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2022-05-20T16:53:38.000Z
Duration: 14 min 31 s

I mean, things have just gone so well for you.

我的意思是，事情對你來說太順利了。

你所做的這些旅遊是如此受歡迎。

Are you, you feeling different right now? Is it...

你，你現在感覺不同嗎？這是不是...

50歲對你來說是一個奇怪的時期嗎？

不，我已經50歲了，我只是決定

to call the tour that. I'm kind of going the opposite

稱為旅遊。我有點反其道而行之

of all the people who do like the Botox and the hair plugs

所有喜歡打肉毒桿菌和插發的人中

and try to look 22 for the rest of their life.

並試圖在他們的餘生中看起來22歲。

You know, when they really just, you know, they,

你知道，當他們真的只是，你知道，他們。

You're saying why, don't fake it, just embrace it.

你說的是為什麼，不要偽造它，只要擁抱它。

They make your eyes water when you look at them,

當你看著它們時，它們會讓你的眼睛流淚。

他們就像在他們的，你知道它是什麼。

remember when Brett Favre played on the Vikings?

還記得Brett Favre在維京人隊打球的時候嗎？

And those women it's like, yeah, you had your time.

而那些女人，就像，是的，你有你的時間。

People groan. You don't remember when you were a kid,

人們呻吟著。你不記得你還是個孩子的時候了。

and there was that older person hanging out, that creep.

還有那個在外面閒逛的老人，那個討厭鬼。

50歲不是新的40歲，而是50歲。我是50歲。

So I feel, I feel young physically, but mentally,

所以我覺得，我覺得身體上很年輕，但心理上也很年輕。

like when I watch TV, it makes me feel old.

像我看電視的時候，它讓我覺得自己老了。

What makes you feel old about watching TV?

是什麼讓你在看電視時感覺自己老了？

and you flip it in the air and it lands upright,

你在空中翻轉它，它就會直立著落地。

they run out of the room like they just saw a witch.

他們跑出房間，就像他們剛剛看到一個女巫。

Everybody's like, ah, they just take off.

每個人都喜歡，啊，他們就這樣起飛了。

I mean, that's like a game like Tom Sawyer

我的意思是，這就像《湯姆-索亞》那樣的遊戲

That I'm just like, I'm not, I'm not ridiculing it.

那我就像，我不是，我不是在嘲笑它。

It's just like, wow, I can't relate to this.

這就像，哇，我不能與此相關。

I relate to it because it's about parenting

我和它有關係，因為它是關於養育子女的。

在七十年代，這就是，你知道。

那是我被父母教育的時候，像你一樣。

How do you compare them to parents in the seventies?

你如何將他們與七十年代的父母相比？

Oh. It's just completely, the kids have so much power.

哦。這只是完全，孩子們有這麼多的權力。

It's like ridiculous. Like half of these kids,

這簡直是荒唐。像這些孩子中的一半。

I'm like, I look and I just have what happened to me.

我喜歡，我看，我只是有發生在我身上的事情。

And I'm like looking at a kid and be like,

我就像看著一個孩子，然後就像。

他們只是，他們只是沒有被擊中。

我認為這對這個國家造成了傷害。

You're mad that children are, are not being hit.

你很生氣，因為孩子們，沒有被打。

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