[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Welcome back to House Fancy. I'm Nicholas Withers.

歡迎回到House Fancy節目。 我是尼古拉斯-威瑟斯。

Here next to me is Squilliam Fancyson.

在我旁邊的是斯奎利亞姆-範西森。

Hello, peasants.

你好，農民們。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Come, let me show you... the roof.

來吧，讓我帶你看看......屋頂。

An elevator?

電梯？

Watch your step.

注意你的腳步。

This may take a while. Just sit back and relax.

這可能需要一些時間。 請坐下來，放鬆一下。

What the?

什麼情況？

A whirlpool bath elevator?

漩渦浴電梯？

I brought some soap.

我帶了一些肥皂。

All ashore. Welcome to my rooftop garden!

都上岸了。 歡迎來到我的屋頂花園!

Romantic grotto,

浪漫的石窟。

sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall,

波光粼粼的漿果礦物蘇打水瀑布。

and my personal favorite,

和我個人的最愛。

a 130-foot-long sculpture of my unibrow!

一個130英尺長的我的眉毛的雕塑!

It's huge, and... lifelike!

它是巨大的，而且......栩栩如生!

It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.

正是在這裡，這些箱子達到了最後的組裝階段。

The equation is illustrated hee by this box.

這個方程是由這個盒子說明的。

I couldn't afford a present this year,

今年我買不起禮物。

so I got you this box.

所以我給你買了這個盒子。

That's what I got you.

這就是我給你的東西。

Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?!

難道沒有任何東西不是關於盒子的嗎？

And welcome back to championship boxing.

歡迎回到冠軍拳擊賽場。

[chuckles] Guess this is okay.

[笑]我想這是可以的。

I mean, it's not really about boxes.

我的意思是，這並不是真的關於盒子。

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

I give up.

我放棄了。

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[音樂響起]

♪ Faster than light! Prepared to stop crime! ♪

♪ 比光還快! 準備好阻止犯罪!♪

♪ It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! ♪

是美人魚男人和甲殼蟲男孩！ ?

Yeah!

是的!

♪ If you're in a jam ♪

♪如果你陷入困境 ♪

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

♪ It's Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy! ♪

這是美人魚男人和甲殼蟲男孩！ ?

The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

美人魚人和藤壺男孩的歷險記

This is Perch Perkins reporting live

這裡是佩奇-帕金斯的現場報道

from the Krusty Krab, where I am, one of three people

來自蟹堡王餐廳，我是那裡的三個人之一

still unaffected by this rabid patty pandemoniu.

仍然沒有受到這種狂熱的patty pandemoniu的影響。

The second unaffected person is in this dumpster.

第二個未受影響的人就在這個垃圾箱裡。

Care to comment, sir, on the chaos?

先生，願意對這種混亂局面發表意見嗎？

Perch Perkins, how did you know I was in here?

珀金斯，你怎麼知道我在這裡？

I was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in

你溜進來的時候，我正在這個垃圾箱裡打瞌睡

seeking refuge.

尋求庇護。

Take a bite!

咬一口吧!

Wait! Who's the third person not affected?

等等，第三個未受影響的人是誰？

P-P-P-P-P...

P-P-P-P-P...

Plankton!

浮游生物！

Plankton. The Chum Bucket!

浮游生物。海鷗桶!

Eat us. Eat us.

吃了我們。吃掉我們。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

- Shh! - Sorry.

- 噓!- 對不起。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

So, this isn't too scary.

所以，這並不太可怕。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

The fisherman's hook. Get off the teeter toter!

漁夫的鉤子。從蹺蹺板上下來!

You fools!

你們這些傻瓜!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

The fishermen's got 'em.

漁民們得到了他們。

And he'll fry them into fish sticks.

他還會把它們炸成魚條。

I can't watch.

我看不下去了。

Thank you for meeting me, Atwia at midnight.

謝謝你在午夜時分與我見面，阿特維婭。

Patrick, it's okay.

帕特里克，沒關係的。

You sure?

你確定？

[screaming] It's worse, they're kissing!

[尖叫]更糟糕的是，他們在接吻!

I love you, Susie.

我愛你，蘇西。

It's Jennifer.

我是珍妮弗。

I'll never leave you, Jennifer.

我永遠不會離開你，珍妮弗。

Goodbye Margaret!

再見，瑪格麗特!

The fishermen!

漁民們!

Bikini Bottom Public Access presents Fab and Fancy!

比基尼海灘公共頻道推出了 "時尚 "和 "花哨 "節目。

Your source for the latest in exotic pets.

您的異國寵物的最新來源。

Collectible jewel encrusted mittens...

鑲有珠寶的收藏型手套...

[ringing]

[鈴聲]

and classical doorbell chimes..

和古典門鈴的鐘聲...

How sophisticated.

多麼複雜。

...has been canceled.

...已被取消。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Hey, I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord.

嘿，我是吉他之神宙斯。

I don't have a guitar yet, but if I did,

我還沒有吉他，但如果我有的話。

I would want a really killer oe like this.

我希望有一個像這樣的真正的殺手鐗。

So, here's my number. If you want to talk about...

所以，這是我的電話號碼。 如果你想談談...

[ringing]

[鈴聲]

Hello.

你好。

Where is my Fab and Fancy?

我的Fab和Fancy在哪裡？

Your what?

你的什麼？

And now it's time for Bottom Feeding

現在到了喂底的時候了

with Gene Scallop.

與吉恩-扇貝。

Thank you, Bob. This week I'm visited--

謝謝你，鮑勃。 這周我訪問了 --

You're welcome, Gene.

不客氣，吉恩。

[clearing throat]

[清嗓子]

This week, I reviewed the Krusty Krab restaurant,

本週，我回顧了蟹堡王餐廳。

a local burger joint that's second to none.

一個當地首屈一指的漢堡店。

Or should I say, second to run since this critic wanted to mae

或者我應該說，既然這位批評家想做的事，就應該第二個去做。

like a banana and peel out the minute he saw how drab

像香蕉一樣，在他看到如此單調的時候，就把它剝掉了

this crab really was.

這隻螃蟹真的是。

That bad, huh, Gene?

有那麼糟糕嗎，吉恩？

I mean, I'm not kidding when I say

我的意思是，我並不是在開玩笑，當我說

this restaurant smells like the rear end of a goat.

這家餐館聞起來像山羊的後腦勺。

Where are we?

我們在哪裡？

Why we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.

為什麼我們會在蟹堡王餐廳，而不是其他地方。

Did you say Krusty Krab?

你說蟹堡王嗎？

That's right, Krusty Krab.

這是正確的，蟹堡王。

Home of the world famous... Krabby Patty!

世界著名的......之家 蟹皇堡!

What's a Krabby Patty?

什麼是蟹皇堡？

We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy,

我們從一個新鮮的肉餅開始，烤得多汁。

add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese.

加入一些脆皮的海底蔬菜和奶酪。

Topped off with secret sauce and some buns.

澆上祕製醬汁和一些包子。

Viola, a Krabby Patty.

Viola，一個蟹皇堡。

I want a Krabby Patty.

我想吃蟹皇堡。

Me, too.

我也是。

How are you liking them Krabby Patties, girls?

姑娘們，你們喜歡這些蟹皇堡嗎？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Look, Gary, there I am again! Look!

看，加里，我又來了！看！

Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in

又有兩位滿意的客戶。 那麼你為什麼不進來呢？

and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?

今天給自己來個蟹皇堡？

♪ The Krusty Krab Come spend your money here ♪

#蟹堡王來這裡花錢#

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Slumber Party Zombie Attack

睡衣派對殭屍襲擊

Pillow fight!

枕頭大戰!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

And a tickle! [laughing]

還有撓癢癢! [笑聲]

Missed me!

錯過了我!

[gasping] Look what they're doing

[喘氣] 看看他們在做什麼

to that man's house.

到那個人的家裡。

But Mr. Krabs, it's only a mo--

但是蟹老闆，這只是一個...

- Quiet boy. - Boys are here.

- 安靜的男孩- 男孩在這裡。

Hi, girls. I brought my destructive friends.

嗨，姑娘們。我帶來了我的破壞性朋友。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Ha! Destroying other people's possessions is fun!

哈!毀壞別人的財產是很有趣的!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Turn it off. Turn it off. I can't take it.

關掉它。把它關掉。我不能接受。

I don't think this is the scary part yet.

我認為這還不是最可怕的部分。

Bikini Bottom Public Access presents Squidward Chat

比基尼海灘公共頻道推出 "章魚哥哈拉 "節目

With your host, Squidward Tentacles.

與你的主人，章魚哥觸手一起。

Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles,

問候。 我是章魚哥的觸角。

your host of Squidward Chat.

您的 "章魚哥哈拉 "主持人。

Squidward, you're on TV.

章魚哥，你上電視了。

No, really, Squidward, come look!

不，真的，章魚哥，快來看！

I know I'm on TV. See the camera?

我知道我在電視上。 看到攝影機了嗎？

You're on TV, too.

你也上電視了。

TV? [laughing]

電視？ [笑]

Moron. As I was saying, today on Squidward Chat,

笨蛋。正如我所說的，今天在章魚哥的哈拉中。

we'll be discussing--

我們要討論的是--

[Patrick] Wow.

[帕特里克]哇。

So I ran to tell Squidward that he was on TV

於是我跑去告訴章魚哥，他上電視了

and he told me that I was on T. Now you're on TV.

他告訴我，我上了T，現在你上了電視。

I'm on TV?!

我上電視了？

This isn't happening.

這並沒有發生。

I'm not on TV.

我不在電視上。

Sea Whelks! A pernicious form of sea snail,

海蝸牛! 一種有害的海蝸牛形式。

have invaded Bikini Bottom and are on the attack,

已經侵入比基尼海灘，並正在進行攻擊。

devouring innocent citizens and covering the city

吞噬無辜的市民，覆蓋整個城市

with purple slime!

用紫色的粘液!

Luckily, the Bikini Bottom newsroom is perfectly safe.

幸運的是，比基尼海灘的新聞室是完全安全的。

This is Bikini Bottom News signing off.

我是比基尼海灘新聞的簽約者。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

You'll never escape this time, Man Ray!

這次你永遠也逃不掉了，曼雷!

Our molecular bubble is impenetrable!

我們的分子氣泡是無法穿透的!

That's exactly what I was hoping for.

這正是我所希望的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Whoa!

哇!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Stop!

停止！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Thanks for making this easy. Until next time.

謝謝你讓這一切變得簡單。 直到下一次。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

You just enjoyed another exciting episode

你剛剛享受了另一個令人興奮的情節

of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

美人魚男人和藤壺男孩的故事。

No butts about it.

沒有屁股的問題。

You're watching The Patrick Show.

你正在觀看《帕特里克秀》。

When we last left the Sponge Action Man, he was..

當我們最後一次離開海綿行動人時，他是。

Wait. Where's my Sponge Action Man?

等等。我的海綿行動人在哪裡？

There you are.

你在這裡。

Ow. Patrick, you're freakishly huge. Cool.

嗷。帕特里克，你的體型大得嚇人。酷。

Wow, it's the new talking Sponge Action Man,

哇，這是新的會說話的海綿行動人。

who smiled warmly and said,

他熱情地笑著說。

- "Smash! Smash!" - Whee!

- "砸!粉碎！" - Whee!

Argh, I'm Fruit Beard.

啊，我是水果鬍鬚。

Did you get stuck in the pet door again?

你又卡在寵物門裡了嗎？

I ain't going to lie to ya, Meredith.

我不打算對你撒謊，梅雷迪思。

I am not a happy camper.

我不是一個快樂的營員。

[Patrick laughing]

[帕特里克笑著說]

We'll be right back with The Giant Isopod Stuck

我們馬上回來，為您帶來《巨大的異足動物卡住了》。

in the Pet Door show after these messages.

在這些資訊之後，寵物門中顯示。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Household chores are a snap with new sponge.

有了新的海綿，做家務就變得輕而易舉。

It cleans sinks.

它可以清潔水槽。

Just look at that shine.

看看那光芒吧。

New sponge cuts

新的海綿切割

through even the toughest grime and grit.

即使是最堅硬的汙垢和砂礫，也能通過。

New sponge also cleans showers!

新的海綿也能清潔淋浴間!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Ha, ha! That tile looks good as new!

哈，哈!那塊瓷磚看起來像新的一樣好!

But best of all,

但最重要的是。

new sponge can make any toilet sparkle!

新的海綿可以使任何廁所閃閃發光!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

No!

不!

I can't do this!

我不能這樣做!

Cut!

切！

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Squidward's House Party with your host...

章魚哥的家庭聚會與你的主人...

Zeus the Guitar Lord

吉他之神宙斯

H-H-Hey, Bikini Bottom.

H-H-Hey，比基尼屁股。

Are you ready to party Squidward style?

你準備好參加章魚哥風格的派對了嗎？

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Thank you for making us number one

感謝你使我們成為第一。

because I was finally able to get a new guitar!

因為我終於能夠得到一把新的吉他了!

Thanks Squidward!

謝謝你，章魚哥!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Let's party!

讓我們狂歡吧!

Right on!

對了!

Next up Going Bananas Three in 3-D.

接下來是《瘋狂三國》的3D版本。

Hey, dude, pass the 3-D glasses.

嘿，夥計，把3D眼鏡遞過來。

This is supposed to be like in 3-D.

這應該是像在3-D。

Oh, yeah, right.

哦，是的，沒錯。

Here I am. I'm coming at ya,

我在這裡。 我正向你走來。

like your worse nightmare! [laughing]

就像你最糟糕的噩夢![笑聲]

Shut it, SpongeBob. Gilly's about reveal his secret.

閉嘴吧，海綿寶寶。吉利要揭開他的祕密了。

You understand?

你明白嗎？

Them guppies, them's my children.

他們是我的孩子。

I knew it.

我知道這一點。

And now it's time

而現在是時候了

for the Chef Bob Cooking with Insults show

為大廚鮑勃烹飪的侮辱性節目

and here's your host, Chef Bob!

這就是你們的主人，鮑勃大廚!

Hi, everybody. Who's hungry?

嗨，大家好。誰餓了？

Alright. Roses are red. Violets are blue.

好吧。玫瑰花是紅色的。 紫羅蘭是藍色的。

I was born pretty. What happened to you?

我是天生麗質。 你怎麼了？

[music playing]

[音樂響起]