Oh, how did you get that scar?

- 哦，你的傷疤是怎麼來的？

I did it.

- 我做到了。

You did⏤you got hurt? You have a scar, too?

- 你做了，你受傷了？你也有一個疤痕？

No, I did it to him.

- 不，是我對他做的。

Oh, you did it to him.

- 哦，是你對他做的。

You... you're very interesting.

你非常有趣。(嬉戲的音樂)

- Hi. - Hi. - Hi.

- 你好。- 嗨 - 嗨。

- What's your name? - Helena.

- 你叫什麼名字？- 海倫娜。

Helena? And what's your name?

- 海倫娜？那你叫什麼名字？

- Ethan. - Shahram.

- 伊森。- 沙赫拉姆。

Pleasure meeting you, man. How old are you?

很高興認識你，夥計。你多大了？

Seven and a half.

- 七點半。

Half; gotta get that half in there.

- 一半，必須把那一半放在那裡。

- You know what I do? - No.

你知道我是做什麼的嗎？- 沒有。

I am what is called a plastic surgeon.

- 我是所謂的整形外科醫生。

You know what that is?

你知道那是什麼嗎？

- Yes. - You do? Good.

- 是的。- 是嗎？

I've been hoping someone would tell me 'cause I'm not quite sure.

很好，我一直希望有人能告訴我因為我不太確定。

What do you think a plastic surgeon does?

你認為一個整形外科醫生是做什麼的？

Doing stuff on somebody's body, but it's not completely helping their health.

- 在某人的身上做文章。但這並不完全有助於他們的健康。 (Shahram笑)

- That's kinda close.

- 這還真有點接近。

I do mostly what's called cosmetic surgery.

我主要做所謂的整容手術。

There's nothing wrong with them physically or anything like that,

他們在身體上沒有任何問題或類似的東西。

but there's a part of their body they don't like, and they want it to look a little bit nicer.

但他們的身體有一個部分是他們不喜歡的。而且他們希望它看起來更漂亮一點。

I give people different body parts when they want a new one.

當人們想要一個新的身體部位時，我給他們不同的身體部位。

- That's nice.

- 這很好。

- It is nice.

- 這很好。

Is there any part of your body you want swapped out?

你的身體有什麼部位想換掉嗎？

We can do it right now.

我們現在就可以做。

- No, no, no, no! - No?

- 不，不，不，不！不？

- Can you like cut off somebody's arm and then put a different somebody's arm on?

- 你能像砍掉別人的手臂一樣然後換上另一個人的手臂？

- We can use arms from people who've died, and put those arms on.

- 我們可以使用已經死亡的人的武器。並把這些手臂放上去。

- Those are kinda creepy.

- 這些都有點令人毛骨悚然。

- Say you don't have a foot.

- 說你沒有腳。

- Would we make another foot?

- 我們會再做一個腳嗎？

- No, you need a plastic foot or something.

- 不，你需要一個塑膠腳或其他東西。

- Should listen to her, she's got it.

- 應該聽她的，她有這個能力。

- Helena, how can you make teeth?

- 海倫娜，你怎麼能做牙齒呢？

- Oh, really good question.

- 哦，真是個好問題。

Teeth can grow.

牙齒可以生長。

- What if you don't have the growing parts of the teeth?

- 如果你沒有牙齒的生長部分怎麼辦？

- You can get plastic teeth.

- 你可以得到塑膠牙齒。

- Perfect.

- 完美。

- Why do grownups want to change their appearance?

- 為什麼大人們要改變自己的外表？

- Sometimes there's something that's bothered them their whole life, and they feel kinda self-conscious or shy about it.

- 有時有一些這是困擾他們一生的問題。 而他們對此感到有點自覺或害羞。

- It's good that they're different 'cause then they're unique, and then your name is Bob and his name is Bob, and then it's like everybody in this world is the same person.

- 他們是不同的，這很好因為這樣他們才是獨一無二的。 然後你的名字是鮑勃，他的名字是鮑勃。 然後它就像每個人 在這個世界上是同一個人。

- Yeah, that would be weird.

- 是的，那會很奇怪。

- That's also creepy.

- 這也是令人毛骨悚然的。

- What do you find people want you to operate the most on?

- 你發現人們最希望你在什麼方面進行操作？

- A lot of folks, they don't like the way their nose looks.

- 很多人都是如此。他們不喜歡自己鼻子的樣子。

- Oh.

- 哦。

So they want me to make their nose look better.

所以他們想讓我讓他們的鼻子看起來更好。

We do that.

我們這樣做。

- So, I broke my nose.

- 所以，我打破了我的鼻子。

The bridge has gotten a little bit fatter on the edges, but otherwise not--

橋樑的邊緣變得有點胖了。但在其他方面不...

- You're still really good looking.

- 你還是真的很好看。

- A face only a mother could love.

- 一張只有母親才會愛的臉。

- No.

- 沒有。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- I hope no one has said that to you.

- 我希望沒有人這樣對你說。

- Pretend I don't like this nose shape.

- 假設我不喜歡這個鼻形。

I called you,

我打電話給你。

and I like shape it as a different shape I want.

而且我喜歡把它塑造成我想要的不同形狀。

- Yeah, but if you called me, and you said you didn't like your nose, I would say, "Your nose is absolutely perfect.

- 是的，但如果你給我打電話。而你說你不喜歡你的鼻子。 我會說："你的鼻子絕對完美。

Don't let anybody touch it."

不要讓任何人碰它。"

We don't do that kind of surgery on kiddos.

我們不在孩子身上做這種手術。

- What's the weirdest thing that you had done in your surgery?

- 什麼是最奇怪的事情你在手術中做過什麼？

- Like the weirdest operation I have ever had to do?

- 就像我所做過的最奇怪的手術？

- Mm-hmm. - Something like that?

- 嗯，嗯。- 類似這樣的事情？

God, I'm not sure I can say.

上帝，我不知道我是否能說。

Most of it's pretty graphic, some of the stuff to kids.

大部分內容都很形象，有些東西對孩子們來說。

- It's cool.

- 這很好。

- Yeah?

- 是嗎？

He looked like a tomato, and squish it up with like a potato, and then put two eyes on it, and that's what he looked like when he started.

他看起來像一個西紅柿。並像洋芋一樣把它壓扁。 然後把兩隻眼睛放在它上面。 而這就是他開始時的樣子。

But, you know, a little magic here, a little hard work there, and boom, back to being cute.

但是，你知道，這裡有一個小魔術。在那裡，有一點艱苦的工作。 嘣，又回到了可愛的狀態。

Not as cute as you, but not bad.

不像你那麼可愛，但也不賴。

(child giggles)

(孩子咯咯笑)

- Do you have a favorite part of the body to operate on?

- 你有最喜歡的身體部位的手術嗎？

- I don't have any one favorite part.

- 我沒有任何一個最喜歡的部分。

So like one day I'll operate on--

是以，就像有一天我會在... ...上做手術。

- Toes?

- 腳趾？

- Someone's toes.

- 有人的腳趾。

- Knees? - Someone's knees.

- 膝蓋？- 某人的膝蓋。

- A finger? - Yup.

- 一根手指？- 是的。

- A shoulder? - Yup.

- 肩膀？- 是的。

- Tongue?

- 舌頭？

- If they don't have a tongue, we gotta make 'em a tongue.

- 如果他們沒有舌頭，我們就得讓他們有舌頭。

- Which is kinda creepy.

- 這有點令人毛骨悚然。

- It seems like most what I'm doing is kinda creepy.

- 似乎我所做的大部分事情都有點令人毛骨悚然。

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- So you can operate on somebody's butt or something?

- 所以你可以在某人的屁股上做手術還是什麼？

- We can totally operate on somebody's butt.

- 我們完全可以在某人的屁股上做手術。

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Butt surgery?

- 臀部手術？

Super popular.

超級受歡迎。

- (sings) I like big butts and I cannot lie! (giggles)

- (唱)我喜歡大屁股，我不能撒謊!(咯咯笑)

- We will play that song in the operating room sometimes just to get us motivated.

- 我們有時會在手術室播放這首歌只是為了讓我們有動力。

(child giggles)

(孩子咯咯笑)

- What do you have to bring in the operating room?

- 你在手術室裡要帶什麼？

- Right, so we have to put on certain things on our face, on our hair.

- 對，所以我們必須穿上某些東西在我們的臉上，在我們的頭髮上。

You guys want to put on some doctor stuff?

你們想放點醫生的東西嗎？

- No. - Yeah.

- 不 是的。

- This one goes on your left hand.

- 這個放在你的左手上。

See that? That's your thumb.

看到這個了嗎？那是你的拇指。

- What way does this go?

- 這條路怎麼走？

- That's actually perfect.

- 這實際上是完美的。

Just like that.

就像這樣。

- Do you think like beauty standards have changed and like rose?

- 你認為像美容標準有變化，喜歡玫瑰？

- I think plastic surgery is way more common.

- 我認為整形手術是更常見的。

It used to be just for the elite and the wealthy.

它過去只是為精英和富人服務。

But now it's really common.

但現在這真的很常見。

People, most of our patients are just regular folks.

人們，我們的大多數病人只是普通人。

I also think that people want their bodies and their faces to look more natural.

我還認為，人們希望自己的身體和麵孔以便看起來更自然。

They don't want to look operated on.

他們不希望看起來被人操作。

A long time ago, that's what people really wanted.

很久以前，這就是人們真正想要的東西。

They wanted to look almost a little fake.

他們希望看起來幾乎有點假。

So now it's really not like that.

所以現在真的不是這樣了。

- Thank you, Shahram. - One more question.

- 謝謝你，Shahram。- 還有一個問題。

- [Shahram] Thank you. - One more question.

- [Shahram] 謝謝你。- 還有一個問題。

- You're welcome.

- 不客氣。

My sister has three boobies.

我妹妹有三個乳房。

- Wow.

- 哇。

- But we can't find a doctor.

- 但我們找不到醫生。

- Oh, you can't find a doctor to help her?

- 哦，你找不到醫生來幫助她？

- No, the first doctor we called for grownups, not kids.

- 不，我們找的第一個醫生是大人，不是小孩。

- Oh, yeah, well, you know what?

- 哦，是的，好吧，你知道嗎？

Third booby is not hurting her right now.

第三個布比現在沒有傷害她。

- It's growing. - It's growing.

- 它正在成長。- 它正在成長。

Yes, they do tend to do that.

是的，他們確實傾向於這樣做。

- Thank you, Shahram. - Thank you, thanks man.

- 謝謝你，Shahram。- 謝謝你，謝謝你的人。

- Thank you, Shahram.

- 謝謝你，Shahram。

- Thank you, ma'am.

- 謝謝你，女士。

It's good meeting you, and you guys are great kids.

很高興認識你，你們是偉大的孩子。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

- Thanks Micah, it was great meeting you, man.

- 謝謝麥加，很高興見到你，夥計。

- Nice to meet you too.

- 也很高興見到你。

- La-la-la-la-la-la-la.

- 啦啦啦--啦啦啦--啦啦啦啦。

Big person who falls his pants.

掉褲子的大人物。

(children laugh)

(孩子們笑)