- It looks amazing!

-這才不是濕濕的飯

- This is properly made rice just with more water.

-看起來很棒！

Previously Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to Chinatown.

這只是用多一點的水將米正確地煮好

- Do you smack kid?

前情提要， Roger叔叔帶著Hersha阿姨來到了唐人街

- No, we didn't smack kid.

你們印度人會修理小孩嗎

- That's why you turn out like this.

不，我們不會打小孩

- I think I am PANsexual. [touches wok]

這就是為什麼你長歪了

- That is not a cupcake.

我想我是「鍋性戀」

- This is Chinese cupcake.

-這應該不是杯子蛋糕吧 -這是中式杯子蛋糕

- Now back to part two of video, we go to Chinese restaurant.

現在回到PART 2 影片 我們來到中式餐廳

- So, Auntie Hersha

那Hersha阿姨

- You eat everything right? - I'm like 97.4% vegan.

你什麼東西都吃吧？

- Haiya...vegan...

我大概是97.4%的素食主義者

- Vegan don't know how to enjoy life, how you come to Chinese restaurant be vegan? What you eat?

Haiyaa，素食主義者 素食主義者不知道怎麼享受生活

- What you eat? The peanut? - Because this is a cultural exchange

你要怎麼在中式餐廳裡吃素

- I'm going to use my 3% of being non-vegan.

你要吃什麼？花生？

- Okay. - So go wild Uncle Rog!

因為這是一個文化交流

- Auntie Hersha giving up her morals for YouTube video.

我可以用我那不是素食主義者的3%

- Uncle Roger like. Moral is useless, YouTube video, very useful!

-OK喔~

- Chicken feet, duck tongue, pig ear, all serve cold, what you think?

所以放馬過來吧，Roger叔叔

- WhaT YOu ThINk?

Hersha阿姨為了Youtube影片放棄了道德準則

- Just order what you'd usually get.

這個Roger叔叔喜歡

- Okay. Challenge accepted. - Oh, uh, do you have anything vegan?

道德準則？沒有屁用啦 Youtube影片，讚d(`･∀･)b

- oNE tHiNg

雞爪、鴨舌、豬耳朵，都是冷盤

- Vegan at dim sum can only get one dish.

-你怎麼想？ -((((((ﾟДﾟ;))))))

- So sad.

你就點你常點的

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

OK，接受挑戰

- It loo- it looks like raw plastic.

喔，你們有任何素食的東西嗎？

- No, it not raw plastic. This is chicken feet how you can call chicken feet raw plastic?

一個就好……

- Don't think. - It doesn't really smell of anything.

點素食點心的下場，你只會拿到一個東西

- Just wang in mouth.

淒淒慘慘戚戚

- Is there any kind of dipping sauce? - No dipping sauce.

(片刻後)

- You eat like this. You eat dog penis, but you scare chicken feet?

這看起來像一堆塑膠

- What is this logic? - Okay, what's this one?

才不是咧，你怎麼說是塑膠，這是一盤雞爪

- This is duck tongue.

你怎麼可以把雞爪看成塑膠

- This is also cold. - Do you know duc-

-我覺得他們很像啊 -別想了，把它「打」進嘴裡吃就對了

- Offal is very fashionable.

-他沒有沾醬之類的嗎？ -沒有沾醬，直接吃

- Offal? What is offal?

你吃那個像狗GG的東西，但是怕雞爪？

- Well it is offal, the tongue

什麼鬼邏輯？

- Like offal is little bits of meat that people don't usually want to eat

那這又是什麼？

- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA

這是鴨舌

- We call duck tongue but you call offal.

這個也是冷的？

- So hard to understand. We call it what it is but you call offal.

你知道鴨嗎？

- Nobody know what is offal.

-“內臟”是很時髦的 -“內臟”？

- Uncle Roger put duck tongue on my tongue.

-什麼是“內臟”？

- MmmmmMmMMmMMMMMmmm.

-就是那些一般人不會煮來吃的部分

- It's alright.

Haiyaa~~~~

- Once i've got past the fact that it's a tongue.

我們叫鴨舌，但你們說是內臟

- Auntie Hersha, this is Uncle Roger fAVVoURite dish of all time.

好難理解，它是什麼部位，我們就怎麼叫它

- Crispy pork.

但你們說這是“內臟” 沒有人知道什麼是“內臟”啦

- Best food in the world. If you die and go to heaven it is first meal they serve for you.

Roger叔叔把鴨舌頭放到我的舌頭上

- Yeah, but pigs are very smart animals. So I wouldn't want that.

((舔舔舔舔舔（花京院吃櫻桃

- Smart animal can still be tasty. So smart, so tasty.

其實還行，只要我接受了它是舌頭的事實

- Oh Auntie Hersha, that is your vegan dumpling.

Hersha阿姨，這道是Roger叔叔最愛的一道菜

- In Chinese restaurant, vegan food, they very condescending.

脆皮燒肉，世界上最好的食物

- They make it green to tell you. This is vegan food. Look at this-

如果你死後上了天堂，這就是天堂上的第一道菜

- Let's shame this vegan over here make it green. So the whole shop know you vegan.

是啦，但是豬是很聰明的動物，所以我不想要吃它

- Well, I'm used to shame, so I'll take my shame.

聰明的動物也可以很好吃

- And eat that. Yeah, no. The dumplings are really good, but I just don't feel that satisfied.

好聰明，好好吃

- That's why Uncle Roger got you this also. This is congee.

嗯~~~~~(✧≖‿ゝ≖)

- Very satisfying. Best food.

喔，Hersha阿姨，那是你的素餃子

- Every time Uncle Roger sick, my mom make this for me. Very nice.

在中式餐廳裡，素菜都很高調的

- This looks like the wet rice I made with the colander. - No, No. This is not wet rice-

他們把它做成綠色的，來告訴大家這是素食

- It look- it looks amaaaaazing!

「來看啊，大家一起來羞辱這個素食主義者。」

- This is properly made rice just with more water. - Wet rice.

讓整間店都知道你是素食主義者。

- They don't run this to colander.

我習慣被羞辱了，所以我會接受它，

- No, no, no. Don't use the word wet.

然後吃它

- Uncle Roger hear the word wet is the Uncle Roger hear the word moist. Very disgusting now.

那些餃子很棒，但我還沒吃飽

- Finally, he gets me.

所以Roger叔叔也幫你點了這個

- Hiya, she don't get me at all. In Asia if you sick, your mom make this for you.

這是粥，可以吃很飽，最好的食物

- In western country, if you sick, your mom give you medicine and throw you out.

每次Roger叔叔生病了，我媽都煮這個給我吃，很好吃

- Well, that's nice. I can see why you'd have it when you're ill, it's just kind of like really light.

這就像我用濾網做的濕濕的飯

- Dim sum is best version of brunch.

Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

- Brunch? - Yeah, Chinese people doing dim sum for brunch since 1845.

-這才不是濕濕的飯 -它看起來很棒！

- But did they do avo on toast?

這只是用多一點的水將米正確地煮好

- Avoca- What is avocado? Oh my God...

-濕濕的飯~ -他們沒有用濾網做這個，不不不

- Just give me one sec.

不要用「濕」這個字

- Where is that? Looking for... just got my oat milk.

Roger叔叔聽到濕這個字，就會聯想到潮濕、濕濕的

- Coffee.

很噁心

- Oh, look!

終於，他了解我

- Everywhere I go, avocado.

Haiyaa~~~ 她根本不了解我

- Don't bring avocado to Chinese restaurant.

在亞洲，如果你病了，你媽會煮這個給你吃

- Oh my God. This is insult to Chinese culture. Chinese people, we don't eat avocado.

在西方國家，如果你病了 你媽會給你藥然後把你丟出去

- Dumpling better for your soul.

它很好吃，我知道為什麼你要生病的時候吃

- MMMMmmmMMMmMMmmmmm.

它很沒有負擔

- This is fish Uncle Roger gonna eat later.

中式點心是最讚的早午餐選擇

- 下次見 (See you next time.)

-早午餐？

- What are you doing? - Nothing, I was just um asking... Nothing

對啊，中國人從1845年開始就把點心當早午餐在吃了。

- Oh, look! Acupuncture. - Oh acupuncture. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Hersha know acupuncture.

那他們吃酪梨醬土司嗎？

- Yeah, I love it!

酪梨---酪梨醬到底是三小啦！(╬ﾟдﾟ)

- Ohhhhhh, me too! - I can't imagine you'd like it.

這個呀！

- You like it?

等我一下哈！

- YEAH.

到底放哪去了...我找找

- That's like alternate therapy, that's like hippie world, isn't it?

我剛剛買的燕麥...

- No, no. It's Chinese therapy.

咖啡...

- Always good. Chinese therapy always better than western therapy.

喔！找到了！

- Auntie Hersha, this hand waving cat bring you good luck.

我不管到哪裡都會帶著酪梨

- This year you had so bad, this year, so you should buy a cat.

不要把酪梨帶到中式餐廳裡來好嗎

- I think you should buy me a good luck cat.

我的天啊，這是對中華文化的一種污辱！

- Fine. Uncle Roger cause Auntie Hersha a lot of pain, so...

我們中華人才不吃什麼酪梨咧！(╬ﾟдﾟ)

- Next, Uncle Roger go get favourite drink bubble tea.

多吃水餃，有益靈魂健康

- Well, this is a very trendy place.

Roger叔叔等一下就是要吃這條魚

- Yes, Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to bubble tea shop.

下次見

- Auntie Hersha, Uncle Roger gonna get you this bubble tea. What you think?

-你在幹嘛？ -沒啊，我只是在問問...沒事！

- What you think?

你看～

- I think, I want the gold one with the rose, brown rose/ flower thing.

針灸治療診所欸

- oOOoOHHHHH.

喔～針灸，對對對

- Auntie Hersha. High roller.

Hersha阿姨居然知道針灸？

- The dairy is probably gonna make me feel sick, but I'm gonna suffer for the art.

對啊！我愛死了！(*´∀`)~♥

- It just tells your fortune. - Oh my God. I love it!

-我也是(*´∀`)~♥ -針灸其實很...你喜歡？

- No obstacle will stop you from being successful in love.

對啊！Roger叔叔...

- That is correct. Uncle Roger have Auntie Jenny now. - But i'm getting in the way apparently.

但這其實是老派的醫療法，就像七零年代的嬉皮文化，不是嗎？

- But I'm not. - Hiiiiyaa.

才不是咧，是中式治療法！-`д´-

- First you ruin rice. Now, you ruin my love life.

永遠讚！(ゝ∀･)b

- This is a lot of plastic. - Oh, plastic is Asian people favourite thing.

中式治療法永遠比西方療法還要好σ`∀´)σ

- Killing sea turtle is our hobby.

Hersha阿姨，這尊招財貓會給你招來好運

- Look how hipster this looks it looks so cool and trendy, doesn't it?

你今年過得太糟糕了

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than Starbucks.

所以你應該要買一尊回去擺著

- Starbucks? I don't do so much. - But you so white you don't do Starbucks?

我覺得是你該買給我才對

- NOOOO. - ooOHHHH.

好啦，畢竟Roger叔叔我就是讓Hersha阿姨遭到網路霸凌的罪魁禍首

- I'm a hipster.

接下來，Roger叔叔要來去喝我最愛的飲料，珍珠奶茶

- You see ball under, under your cup. - They're really small, those balls.

這地方很紅啊

- Oh, is that what you like?

Roger叔叔帶Hersha阿姨來到珍奶店

- No, I don't like small balls. - So Auntie Hersha only like big ball in mouth?

Hersha阿姨，Roger叔叔幫你點...

- OOOOHHHHHH.

這個，你覺得怎麼樣？怎麼樣？ε(*´･∀･｀)зﾞ

- I'm gonna eat some tiny balls now.

我覺得...

- Did you get the ball? - I got- I got two balls

我要點金牌的這個

- Two ball is perfect number of ball. - It's nice.

玫瑰黑糖這個

- Is it better than kombucha?

喔～～～ε(*´･∀･｀)зﾞ

- No, I prefer kombucha.

Hersha阿姨懂吃喔～

- Um, I like the kind of burnt caramel taste.

飲料裡面奶的部分可能會讓我不舒服，但...

- But I really hate milk.

我願意為藝術獻身

- ooooooohhh.

這個是幫你算籤運的

- Are you one of those lactose intolerant people? - I- I actually am.

喔買尬，我愛這個(*´∀`)~♥

- Oh no. - I know.

你的戀情將順風順水

- You will get diarrhoea soon.

這個很準喔，Roger叔叔現在有Jenny阿姨了

- I think i'm probably gonna get diarrhoea soon. - All the balls coming up.

但我可能阻擋到你們的發展摟(*ˇωˇ*人)

- If they did it with Oatly oat milk, then I'd really love it.

Haiyaaaaa

- I'd have it all the time.

你先是毀了米飯，現在你要來毀了我的愛情

- Okay, so you're gonna make oat milk bubble tea. Hiiiiiyaaaaa.

這也太多塑膠了吧

- So white, so white!

塑膠產品是亞洲人的最愛

- So Auntie Hersha, we spent all day in Chinatown today. What you think? What you think?

害死海龜是我們的興趣（他是開玩笑的(´･_･`)

- Um, I'm really impressed with my massive stick.

你看看這包裝多潮啊，

- Cinnamon sticks.

你說這包裝是不是很酷？

- After Auntie Hersha have the ball in her drink,

對對對

- Now she very sexual.

比星巴克好多了

- Hit like and subscribe to my channel and also go subscribe to Auntie Hersha channel.

星巴克？？？？

- Hersha Patel!

我不喝星巴克的

- In next video Auntie Hersha gonna show Uncle Roger her culture.

你這麼白人結果你居然不喝星巴克？

- Where are you gonna bring me?

我才不喝咧

- I'm gonna take you to east London, where I live.

喔～～～～(ㆆᴗㆆ)

- Where you are just gonna be... surprised.

我很潮的

- You're gonna have a great time. I'm gonna show you all my favourite places.

你有看到杯子底下的珍珠嗎

- We're gonna maybe do some yoga, meditation.

那些珍珠真的好小喔

- Have some avocado.

所以你喜歡小小的珍珠嗎

- Maybe... I don't know, some sourdough?

-沒欸，我不喜歡小珍珠（蛋蛋

- Kombucha!

所以Hersha阿姨喜歡吃大的珍珠（蛋蛋）？( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

- Auntie hersha are gonna try to turn Uncle Roger into white people.

我要來吃這些小珍珠了

- No, no, no, very sad.

-你有吃到珍珠嗎？ -有，我有吃到兩顆

- Niece and nephew, see you in my next video!

兩顆是最完美的數字（還是在開黃腔

- Bye bye!

很好吃欸

- 谢谢大家 (Thank you everyone.)

有比你的紅茶菌好喝嗎？

- Oh, Auntie Hersha I can speak Mandarin? Oh my God.

不，我還是喜歡我的紅茶菌

- Chinese people, we drink tea because tea is good.

∑(￣□￣;)

- But Auntie Hersha drink tea because Oh! It's so healthy for you~

我喜歡焦糖那種焦焦的味道

- Oh my God, it's so healthy for you~

但我真的真的不喜歡牛奶

- Need more MSG.

喔～～～

- Did you like the second one? - Yeah, cause you didn't use the colander.

-所以你有乳糖不耐症？ -嗯對

- Yes! And the fried rice lady. Yes.

-喔不~~~ -嗯哼

- Of course, of course, of course. Yeah.

你很快就會ㄘㄨㄚˋ賽了

- Oh, it's Uncle Roger. Making fried rice properly. Hiyaaaa.

-對我覺得我可能很快肚子就會痛了 -那些珍珠都被你拉出來

- Thank you. Bye bye.

如果他們用燕麥奶