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  • Delicious.

  • Put down the baseball mitt, son.

  • You see, Patrick when an employee and an employer

  • love each other very much,

  • a brand new job is born.

  • A job gives your life meaning, a purpose!

  • I want one of those job thingys.

  • Our man-child is becoming a man-man.

  • Oh good. Maybe he can move his can-can out of the house-house.

  • [gasping]

  • - You. - Woo hoo hoo.

  • We are in the middle of a show. What are you doing?

  • We need to get my golf club

  • and Grand Pat won't let me go upstairs!

  • [growling]

  • Grand Pat, Patrick needs that club,

  • which means the show needs that club,

  • which means we're getting that club! Ugh!

  • Ah.

  • Here. Argh!

  • - Get 'em! - Come on, Patrick!

  • - You got 'em buddy! - Yeah! Do it!

  • [gasping]

  • It's that weird guy. He wants my money again.

  • Uh, duck in.

  • I can see you, Mr. Star.

  • Nobody's home!

  • The sea bunny runs around the coral,

  • away from the baracuda and hops back in his hole.

  • [groaning]

  • So dapper.

  • This is Perch Perkins coming to you live,

  • from a local suburban home, where after a brief ceasefire,

  • for jelly sandwiches, a stair war continues to escalate.

  • Will those who want to go up the stairs stand down?

  • No!

  • Will those who want to go down the stairs stand up?

  • No!

  • Then we shall clash!

  • [grunting]

  • Charge!

  • Wow!

  • This is the most exciting stair war

  • of all the stair wars I've ever been to!

  • Look out! Incoming bread!

  • Sourdough! That's pretty cool!

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, Mom. Do you have any enemies?

  • Well, of course not, dear.

  • I love everybody!

  • [grunting]

  • [squealing]

  • Oh, but this toaster is really starting to tick me off!

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [humming]

  • [mumbling]

  • [grunting]

  • [panting]

  • Hmm. Oh, I see the problem, now.

  • I forgot to plug it on.

  • [laughing]

  • Ah. You kids have it easy these days.

  • Back in my day, we were food.

  • Ooh.

  • What flavor?

  • Hush noodle brain.

  • Noodles.

  • It was way back in the

  • Patrolithic period of early cave stars.

  • Ooh.

  • Automobiles hadn't been invented yet.

  • So, there was no way to get to a supermarket.

  • Ooh.

  • We had to do our shopping in the wild.

  • [grunting]

  • Where the dinosaurs were shopping for us.

  • Oh!

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • It was just a matter of luck as to who would eat who.

  • [growling]

  • [sighing]

  • I guess things can't get any worse.

  • Oh ga... !

  • I'm here in the Star Family backyard,

  • where Grand Pat will attempt a frightening and stupid set

  • of daredevil stunts.

  • On what looks like,

  • an obstacle course built by a stark raving lunatic.

  • Oh, and here's our future casualty, now.

  • What are you doing there, old timer?

  • I'm making out my will.

  • Nobody gets nothing!

  • Ah ha, the elderly.

  • What's going on, sweetie?

  • Patrick went in the couch after the remote,

  • but now, I lost him in the dresser!

  • [laughing]

  • That's nice.

  • Is Patrick your imaginary friend?

  • What? No! He's your son!

  • My imaginary son is in trouble?

  • Then I'm going in after him.

  • [groaning]

  • This might take a moment.

  • So, we'll be right back, after a word from our sponsor.

  • [grunting]

  • It was the Dark Ages.

  • And I was the only to Toothsmith in the kingdom.

  • [groaning]

  • Almost... got it!

  • [groaning]

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • [grunting]

  • There! That's the last one!

  • You'll never have a toothache again.

  • Thanks.

  • Dirty laundry time.

  • Mom! I'm doing a show!

  • And I'm doing the laundry. Come on, open your dirty shorts.

  • Oh.

  • [grunting]

  • Hey, Mom!

  • Since you're here. Why don't you do that thing with your tattoo?

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, alright.

  • [humming]

  • - Hello! - Hmm?

  • - Can anyone hear me? - Huh?

  • I'm still in here!

  • What's going on?

  • See? This is why you need a remote.

  • Hey!

  • What's this? Bowling?

  • I love bowling!

  • I'll show you amateurs how we used

  • to knock 'em down before war!

  • Give me that ball!

  • [grunting]

  • Wee hee! Woo hoo!

  • [cheering]

  • How much for brain?

  • [giggling]

  • [grunting]

  • [moaning]

  • Op! Not mine.

  • Oh. Producing the Patrick's show every day

  • has got me burning the candle at both ends.

  • Yeah. I hear ya.

  • I think I need an extra pair of hands around here.

  • Well, why didn't you say so?

  • Here ya go.

  • I meant, we should hire any intern.

  • Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's what I meant too.

  • My hands!

  • You found them.

  • Thank you, son. Thank you.

  • Now, back to business.

  • Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

  • Ew.

  • Tell Ouchie I love him.

  • You can do it, brother!

  • [screaming]

  • Help! I'm too dumb to die!

  • Patrick Star!

  • What did I tell you about teasing the toilet?

  • Oh. I was just trying to find the funky smell.

  • Well, it's not Tinkle.

  • I give him a good scrub everyday.

  • Time for walkies.

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • Wee! Yavo!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, wait a minute. I got something caught in my teeth.

  • Hey. My golf club.

  • It's my Nina! I got my club!

  • [laughing]

  • Whoa.

  • [grunting]

Delicious.

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