Good evening.

晚上好。

It is like what?

這就像什麼？

six p.m. About six p.m. Six P.

下午六點左右 六點P。

M.

M.

I'm here with jake and bake.

我在這裡與Jake和Bake在一起。

Hey, what's up?

嘿，怎麼了？

Nice to see you.

很高興見到你。

I see you.

我看到你了。

Yeah we're gonna eat a bunch of kit cats.

是的，我們要吃一群小貓。

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

I'm ready.

我已經準備好了。

We ordered a box on the internet from a mystery person and we've got 44 kit cats in it.

我們在網上向一個神祕的人訂購了一個盒子，裡面有44只貓咪。

So we're gonna be trying different kinds of cats from around Japan.

是以，我們將嘗試來自日本各地的不同種類的貓咪。

Hopefully not getting diabetes.

希望不要得糖尿病。

Yeah so we're gonna be starting them going through in different kinds of sections and first of all we're gonna be starting off with all the green tea flavors because there's a lot of them.

是的，所以我們要把它們抽成不同的部分，首先我們要從所有的綠茶口味開始，因為有很多。

Oh wait actually I lied I lied to you.

哦，等等，實際上我撒謊了，我對你撒謊了。

We're starting with the original.

我們從原來的開始。

Okay.

好的。

How are we doing this?

我們是如何做到這一點的？

Okay, let's just get this over with normal Kitkat.

好吧，讓我們以正常的基特卡來結束這一切。

What's your cat eating technique?

你的貓吃東西的技巧是什麼？

Okay.

好的。

Usually I eat the chocolate and chocolate on the bottom.

通常情況下，我吃的是巧克力和底部的巧克力。

It the way I do it on the outside, like I hold it like this.

這是我在外面做的方式，就像我這樣拿著它一樣。

I'm nasty guys.

我是討厭的傢伙。

I don't chew candies.

我不咀嚼糖果。

We're both a little messed up.

我們都有點亂了。

I'm like so scared of getting cavities.

我好像很害怕得蛀牙。

So I suck on candies.

所以我吸食糖果。

Including chocolate with wafers.

包括巧克力與威化餅乾。

I thought sucking on candy was worse for your teeth really well.

我以為吸食糖果對你的牙齒真的更糟。

Well that tasted just like a typical cat like this.

嗯，這嚐起來就像一隻典型的貓這樣。

It tastes like hot chocolate.

它的味道像熱巧克力。

It tastes like air and that was one.

它的味道像空氣，那是一個。

Still rolling.

仍在滾動。

We're rolling this entire time.

我們這段時間一直在滾動。

Okay.

好的。

Number two this is something I just read the english.

第二，這是我剛讀過的英文。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I didn't even read that.

我甚至沒有讀過這個。

I was like, wait what does that mean that I don't know the difference type of green tea.

我當時想，等等，那是什麼意思，我不知道綠茶的區別類型。

This is the only way we're gonna make through eating like 40.

這是我們能像40歲那樣吃完的唯一方法。

So we're going to eat all these martial arts to start off with to see if we can tell the difference between the different kinds of macho and stuff.

是以，我們要吃所有這些國術開始，看看我們是否能區分不同種類的大男子主義之類的東西。

How many matches are there?

有多少場比賽？

1237 different green tea's good, sweet.

1237不同的綠茶的好，甜。

It's nice.

這很好。

Not too heavy on the March of flavor.

味道不是太重的三月。

I think they're the ones we're about to try our wellness.

我認為他們是我們即將嘗試我們的健康的人。

So wellness.

所以養生。

I'll ask what you're doing in the second row.

我會問你在第二排做什麼。

This yellow one contains 10 vitamins and four minerals.

這個黃色的含有10種維生素和4種礦物質。

So this will be good for us.

所以這對我們來說是好事。

Yellow addition addition tastes very similar to the last one personally similar, but it's not as sweet.

黃色的添加物的味道與上一個人很相似，但它沒有那麼甜。

I have a cold, it does taste similar.

我感冒了，味道確實相似。

It's not as rich.

它沒有那麼豐富。

This is the blue edition.

這是藍色版本。

What's special about the blue only three minerals.

藍色只有三種礦物，有什麼特別之處？

So this one doesn't have the vitamins at all.

所以這個人根本沒有維生素。

It only has three minerals minerals.

它只有三種礦物質礦物質。

So who the hell would buy blue and not get the yellow, blue and reset my palate.

是以，到底誰會買藍色，而不買黃色，藍色，並重置我的味覺。

It's the same.

這也是一樣的。

Dude, that one's pretty much exactly the same as the last one.

老兄，那個和上一個幾乎一模一樣。

Anything special about green?

綠色有什麼特別之處嗎？

What's in green?

綠色的是什麼？

Green has four minerals and vitamins.

綠色有四種礦物質和維生素。

Who's making these decisions and why do they choose to not just make the one of the more minerals and vitamins.

誰在做這些決定，為什麼他們選擇不直接做更多的礦物質和維生素中的一種。

They all taste the same green additions actually.

實際上，它們的味道都是一樣的綠色添加物。

I think I'm crazy because that tastes different to me putting them out.

我想我是瘋了，因為這和我把它們放出來的味道不同。

What's different.

有什麼不同。

Honestly, those three are very probably the same.

老實說，這三個人很可能是一樣的。

The first was a little different.

第一個有點不同。

So again, it's from, it's from kyoto.

所以還是那句話，它是來自，來自京都。

Kyoto is green tea can do 42 of these.

京都是綠茶可以做到這些的42個。

24 definitely different than the last three.

24日肯定與前三屆不同。

Yeah.

是的。

I don't know if it's different to the first one though.

但我不知道它是否與第一部不同。

It tastes a little bit like kyoto kyoto in there so I can taste G on.

它的味道有點像京東的京東，所以我可以品嚐到G上。

No, we got more two more green tea.

不，我們得到了更多的兩個綠茶。

Green tea is the last one should taste different.

綠茶是最後一個應該有不同的味道。

But this one probably, this was the adult sweetness and hopefully it's a little bitter.

但這個可能，這是成人的甜味，希望它有點苦味。

I do like bitter greens.

我確實喜歡苦菜。

Yeah, I can already feel the mucus build up.

是的，我已經能感覺到粘液的堆積。

Yeah, me too.

是的，我也是。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

Very, very slight difference.

非常、非常微小的差異。

A little bit more earthy.

更加樸實一點。

A little bit more green tea.

多喝一點綠茶。

I think when we immediately should not break it up too fast.

我認為當我們立即不應該把它拆得太快。

I think the wafers change the flavor.

我認為威化餅改變了味道。

I think the flavors completely than chocolate so it's stuck on the chop a little bit too much.

我認為味道完全比巧克力好，所以它粘在印章上有點太多。

So this should, if this doesn't taste the same.

所以這個應該，如果這個味道不一樣。

I'm going to throw my hat off.

我要把我的帽子扔掉。

There's a very particular flavor with cherry blossom flavored things.

櫻花味的東西有一種非常特別的味道。

Grass.

草地。

It probably does taste like grass, but in shops like in Starbucks, it tastes a little bit of cherry.

它的味道可能確實像草，但在商店裡，比如在星巴克，它的味道有一點像櫻桃。

Like it's like, it's like, it's an extra piece of sweet or something, but it's like vanilla or something at the end.

就像，這就像，這是一塊額外的甜食或什麼，但最後就像香草或什麼。

I got it.

我知道了。

I think the socket, it was in the way for it.

我認為插座，它是在它的方式。

We still got it in your mouth.

我們仍然把它放在你的嘴裡。

You're so nasty.

你太討厭了。

It's like cinnamon or something.

這就像肉桂之類的東西。

Yeah, totally cinnamon, cinnamon.

是的，完全是肉桂，肉桂。

That's not cherry blossom.

那不是櫻花。

I would love to know the ingredients.

我很想知道其中的成分。

I wish we could see the ingredients.

我希望我們能看到這些成分。

They're all very similar.

它們都非常相似。

I think the three vitamin ones were exactly the same, breasts are very similar.

我認為三種維生素是完全一樣的，乳房是非常相似的。

Hard, two distinct except the last one was a little bit different.

很難，兩個不同的除了最後一個有點不同。

But now I'm excited because I think we're gonna be trying some more varied flavors and then we move onto fruits.

但現在我很興奮，因為我想我們會嘗試一些更多不同的口味，然後我們會轉到水果。

There's 73 69 different fruits.

有73 69種不同的水果。

Okay, the first one we're starting off with, it's just a nice a mouse strawberry.

好吧，我們首先要做的是，這是一個漂亮的老鼠草莓。

Now this is good.

現在這很好。

Usually usually about this time.

通常通常在這個時候。

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

It's quite a fake strawberry, but it's like a good flavor.

這是很假的草莓，但它就像一個好的味道。

And I don't know if this strawberry flavor exists in Australia.

而且我不知道這種草莓味在澳洲是否存在。

It's distinctly like fake flavor.

這明顯像是假的味道。

I just don't know if things are flavored like this in Australia.

我只是不知道澳洲的東西是否有這樣的味道。

I can't remember.

我不記得了。

Yeah, that's good.

是的，這很好。

What's this one?

這個是什麼？

So this is Hokkaido Suzuki and or is that a red bean?

那麼這就是北海道的鈴木和還是紅豆？

Yeah, strawberry, like puff pastry or something.

是的，草莓味的，像酥皮之類的。

Yeah, I think it's in a more market so like a little rice, Demby package.

是的，我想這是在一個更多的市場，所以像一個小米，登貝萊的包裝。

It smells like red bean, like just straight off the back.

它聞起來像紅豆，就像剛從背上下來。

It's so different.

它是如此不同。

It's so beanie, beanie, I wasn't ready.

它是如此的豆瓣，豆瓣，我還沒有準備好。

I was expecting more strawberry if you like red bean.

如果你喜歡紅豆，我還以為會有更多草莓味。

Yes, if you don't like to describe flavor flavor.

是的，如果你不喜歡描述味道的味道。

Um it's really sweet, creamy and the flavor of the strawberry is overpowered by the earthiness and the coarseness of the bean.

嗯，它真的很甜，奶油味，草莓的味道被土腥味和豆子的粗糙度所掩蓋。

Like, you know, I don't know if I can describe all of them to that depth.

比如，你知道，我不知道我是否能把所有的人都描述得那麼深入。

So this next one is we've got an adult sweetness again, we've got a very special selection of strawberry.

所以接下來這個是我們又有了一個成人的甜味，我們有一個非常特別的草莓的選擇。

I don't think this will taste different to the strawberry that we had earlier.

我不認為這和我們之前吃的草莓的味道會有什麼不同。

You know what it feels like?

你知道這是什麼感覺嗎？

There's like a little like, oh my God, it's so different, wow, it's good, sour.

有一點像，哦，我的上帝，它是如此不同，哇，這很好，酸。

Mm wow, they amped it up.

嗯，哇，他們把它放大了。

That's much better than the Children's version.

這比兒童版的好得多。

Yeah, it's got like these little flecks of tangy little tart.

是的，它就像這些小斑點一樣，有濃郁的小酸味。

It's so good, wow, wow, wow, wow, that's so good.

太好吃了，哇，哇，哇，哇，太好吃了。

It's not too steep.

這不是太陡峭。

Forget about this one.

忘了這個人吧。

If you get them to put that in your kid's lunch boxes because the adults are going home with the sex strawberry tiramisu, strawberry tiramisu.

如果你讓他們把這個放在孩子的午餐盒裡，因為大人要帶著性的草莓提拉米蘇回家，草莓提拉米蘇。

I do wonder how much they're going to focus on, the coffee aspect of color is different.

我確實想知道他們要關注多少，咖啡方面的顏色是不同的。

It's white.

它是白色的。

I'm wondering how oh, you dropped in five second rule more terrorists than strawberries.

我在想，怎麼哦，你在五秒鐘的規則中掉了比草莓更多的恐怖分子。

Very terrible.

非常可怕。

Oh, it's too much.

哦，這太多了。

I mean, I'm not a fan of tiramisu, neither am I almost like a very bitter coffee.

我的意思是，我不是提拉米蘇的粉絲，也不是幾乎喜歡很苦的咖啡。

I'm not getting much of the strawberry.

我沒有得到太多的草莓。

No, strawberry.

不，是草莓。

I can't even get any of the strawberry.

我甚至不能得到任何的草莓。

It's creamy with the chocolate and everything, but I think they could have gone for a better coffee flavor, 80 more to go.

它的巧克力和所有東西都是奶油味的，但我認為他們可以去做更好的咖啡味，80多塊就可以了。

Maybe we'll find a better coffee flavor through a very cheesy cake.

也許我們會通過一個非常俗氣的蛋糕找到更好的咖啡味道。

Yeah, this is from Yokohama strawberry cheesecake.

是的，這是來自橫濱的草莓乳酪蛋糕。

Is Yokohama famous for strawberry cheesecake.

橫濱的草莓芝士蛋糕是否很有名。

I just knew about the Yokohama mamas.

我才知道橫濱的媽媽們。

What's the Yokohama mamas?

橫濱媽咪是什麼？

It's nothing.

這沒什麼。

Don't worry about it.

不用擔心。

What?

什麼？

It's not inappropriate.

這並不是不合適。

It's like a joke you have in my stream.

這就像你在我的流中的一個笑話。

It tastes like an artificial strawberry cheesecake.

它的味道就像一個人造的草莓奶酪蛋糕。

It's like that cheese film they put on the top of that milk to you now.

這就像他們現在給你的牛奶上面貼的那種奶酪膜。

Nowadays I think that the kids be drinking.

現在，我認為孩子們都在喝酒。

So this one is supposed to be frozen, but we don't have a freezer.

所以這個應該是冷凍的，但我們沒有冰櫃。

It's tasty if it's frozen, it's strawberry cheesecake again.

如果是冷凍的就很好吃，又是草莓芝士蛋糕。

But the frozen dish in, it's going to be the exact same wonder.

但冷凍的菜在，它將是完全相同的奇蹟。

I wish we could try it frozen because there are certain kinds that are better frozen and better toasted.

我希望我們能試試冷凍的，因為有一些種類冷凍的更好，烤的更好。

There's red near the waiver is actually, it looks very different.

腰部附近有紅色的東西，實際上，它看起來非常不同。

It smells more like cheesecake for sure.

它聞起來肯定更像奶酪蛋糕。

It's more cheesecake is definitely totally, definitely more of an actual cheese flavor better than the regular one.

它更多的奶酪蛋糕絕對是完全的，絕對比普通的奶酪味道更好。

Yeah, definitely more cheesy cakey.

是的，絕對是更多的奶酪蛋糕。

I do wonder what it would be like frozen.

我確實想知道它被凍住會是什麼樣子。

Probably really good.

可能真的很好。

But the best so far was the adult.

但到目前為止，最好的是成人。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, with a little bit of tanginess because all the others are like sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.

是的，有一點甜味，因為其他所有的都像甜、甜、甜、甜、甜。

We need to change up the flavor with white peach.

我們需要用白桃改變一下口味。

I've never had that.

我從來沒有這樣過。

I've always been smells very peachy.

我一直都有很濃的桃花香味。

There's peachy peachy.

有桃色的桃色。

There's not much to say about it tastes like um, peaches.

沒有什麼可說的，它的味道像嗯，桃子。

Well that was pretty uneventful.

嗯，那是相當不平靜的。

It was sweet.

這很甜蜜。

It was good that we got Ringo, we got apple from Shinshu.

很好，我們得到了林戈，我們從信州得到了蘋果。

I've never been to Shinshu.

我從來沒有去過信州。

I've actually never heard of it and I've also never had an apple cake cat.

其實我從來沒有聽說過，我也沒有吃過蘋果蛋糕貓。

So I missed milk chocolate at that size.

所以我錯過了那個尺寸的牛奶巧克力。

We've had so many white chocolate.

我們已經有了這麼多的白巧克力。

This is a good size.

這是一個很好的尺寸。

All right, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Oh yeah, it smells very happily.

哦，是的，它聞起來非常令人高興。

That's very happily chocolate apple.

那是非常愉快的巧克力蘋果。

Have you ever had a chocolate apple?

你吃過巧克力蘋果嗎？

No, I had like caramel, toffee apples and stuff.

不，我有像焦糖、太妃糖蘋果之類的東西。

Yeah, not bad.

是的，不錯。

It works if you have like a chocolate bar in your mouth and then there was halfway melted and you took a bite of an apple.

如果你嘴裡有像巧克力棒一樣的東西，然後有一半融化了，你咬了一口蘋果，它就會發揮作用。

It's like exactly what it tastes like.

這就像它的味道一樣。

It's not my favorite, but I think it still works.

這不是我的最愛，但我認為它仍然有效。

Next is going to be Hokkaido melon and mascarpone cheese.

接下來將是北海道甜瓜和馬斯卡彭奶酪。

The japanese pronunciation makes you sound kind of italian mascarpone.

日本的發音使你聽起來有點像意大利的馬斯卡彭。

They must get a bond there melon cheese.

他們必須在那裡得到一個紐帶瓜子奶酪。

I don't even registered, but that's an interesting combination.

我甚至沒有登記，但這是一個有趣的組合。

I think it's probably more like a cream.

我認為它可能更像是一種奶油。

So Hokkaido is famous for its melons and for its dairy.

是以，北海道以其瓜類和乳製品而聞名。

This is the best of both worlds.

這是兩個世界中最好的。

We get both.

我們兩者都得到了。

That's good.

這很好。

That's a keeper was a strong melon flavor.

這是一個保持者，是一個強烈的瓜子味道。

It's not to Melanie overwhelming sweet Melanie and the creamy is kind of like that.

這不是對梅蘭妮壓倒性的甜美梅蘭妮，而且奶油味也有點像。

That's really good.

這真的很好。

Great cure.

大治。

Hold great.

保持偉大。

These are the grapes are they?

這些是葡萄，是嗎？

I don't know, I don't know.

我不知道，我不知道。

I don't know anything about your grapes.

我對你的葡萄一無所知。

Oh my God, it smells like cough syrup.

哦，我的上帝，它聞起來像咳嗽糖漿。

So yeah, japanese grape candy.

所以是的，日本的葡萄糖。

It has a really strong, like that strong fake grape flavor is so common in japan.

它有一種非常強烈的，就像在日本很常見的那種強烈的假葡萄味。

I think this is definitely, That's great.

我認為這絕對是，這很好。

It's subtler than I thought it would be, but it might just be because I'm having a very small piece.

它比我想象的要微妙，但這可能只是因為我有一個非常小的作品。

It tastes just like, have you ever had a laffy taffy is, I've heard of it in american pop culture in media.

它的味道就像，你有沒有吃過laffy taffy是，我在美國流行文化的媒體上聽說過它。

It tastes just like a great laffy taffy taffy taffy is like a tangy but a little bit creamy.

它的味道就像一個偉大的laffy taffy太妃糖，就像一個羶味，但有一點奶油味。

Even though there's like, I don't think there's any milk in there.

即使有，我不認為有任何牛奶在那裡。