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  • Perfect!

  • Welcome to Star Rock Inn sir, my name is Todd,

  • can I check you in?

  • I dunno, can you?

  • Oh yes, Star, Star, Patrick Star, room 801!

  • Your key, sir.

  • And please don't hesitate to let us know

  • if there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable.

  • I created one stone SpongeBob that uttered a note

  • in a foul key, but if I were to craft another

  • in a different size,

  • he dimensions of that hollow center

  • multiplied by the number of holes may offer another tune,

  • one that could soothe those jellyfish.

  • But which one is the right size?

  • I guess I'll just have to make a bunch of them.

  • You just need to do something big.

  • Be vulnerable, be sweet, show care in your heart.

  • That's a great idea.

  • I'll cook up a scheme to make her jealous

  • and crush her spirit!

  • That wasn't even close to what I said.

  • Sure it was, and I know just how to do it.

  • -Rawr, rawr! -Okay I feel uncomfortable.

  • Hello?

  • What do you think Pearl?

  • Cleans up pretty good, doesn't it?

  • Well, at least no one will recognize you.

  • You know, Patrick, being in a band

  • gives you the liberty to dress

  • with a little more... how should I put this?

  • -Yeah? -Well, just a little more...

  • -Go ahead, say it SpongeBob. -You know, pizzazz!

  • Perhaps you didn't notice my new hairdo?

  • Whoa ho ho! I stand corrected.

  • Sorry Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop.

  • Tell her like it is, SpongeBob!

  • No more baby stuff.

  • He is right, Grandmother,

  • kisses are for babies, which I am no longer.

  • I have grown up, it is nature's way.

  • -Oh, you are absolutely right. -I am?

  • There they go again, Gary.

  • I suppose I'll never join them in the sky.

  • I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life.

  • Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true.

  • Back to reality.

  • [meowing]

  • No Gary, my dreams are silly.

  • I'm ready!

  • I'm ready!

  • I'm ready!

  • Hey Squidward,

  • I bet old man crab is gonna break any day.

  • Hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward...

  • hey Squidward...

  • hey Squidward...

  • hey Squidward?

  • That's it, I'm finished!

  • We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble!

  • This is hopeless!

  • Yeah, and I've got to get home to feed Gary.

  • What's happenin', man?

  • Patrick, what are you doing here?

  • Just tubing down the river of life, baby.

  • Nice wig.

  • Thanks!

  • I am very fashionable today.

  • Hey, Square-fashion, nice couture!

  • Why thank you!

  • -So then-- -Nice 'do, SpongeBob!

  • Yeah, where can I get one?

  • [laughing]

  • I'm ready, I'm ready,

  • I'm ready, I'm ready.

  • I'm ready, back up, Pods, don't make me hurt you!

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

  • Squidward?

  • No, I accidentally joined this bad boy gang

  • and I'm supposed to fight in this showdown

  • because I've got to save Gary and I don't want to go into

  • the witness protection program but I can't fight you

  • -'cause you're my friend. What are you talking about,

  • jellyfish for brains?

  • We are a troop.

  • A troop? What do you mean?

  • A dance troop, you numskull!

  • This is a dance showdown.

  • No one is going to fight!

  • Man that fur really hits the spot.

  • No more frozen armpits.

  • And this eyebrow goatee combo works like a charm.

  • This is the best idea we've ever had.

  • You said it.

  • I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever!

  • Bring it on!

  • What's shaking, my man?

  • Not much to say.

  • Haven't I seen you before?

  • Doubt it, I'm a drifter, just blew into town.

  • I heard your club is pretty tough.

  • Gonna check it out.

  • Nice try, kid, I know it's you.

  • What are you talking about?

  • -A ha! -Hey everybody, What's going on?

  • Uh, you can go, sorry about that.

  • And what do you want?

  • I would like to gain entrance to your social club, please.

  • I believe my hairdo is in order.

  • Good day, my lady.

  • Charmed, I'm sure.

  • Funny costume, SpongeBob.

  • Forgive me, but I know not of this SpongeBob pillow.

  • My name is Duke Thomas Via de Merten,

  • and I entered your place of business

  • in hopes of procuring lunch on this fine day.

  • Of course, Mr. Via de Merten,

  • what would you like to eat today?

  • Psst, Mrs. Puff, it's me SpongeBob,

  • I think this will go smoother if you just refer to him as Duke.

  • You mean to refer to you as Duke?

  • Of course, how else would one refer to me?

  • I am a duke after all.

  • How about the Kissy Krab? Muah muah muah!

  • -The King Krab! -The Kandy Krab!

  • Got your steaming hot bun delivery here.

  • Hey, what's the big idea here?

  • I hereby issue you this ticket for reckless frowning!

  • And failing to listen to my song.

  • Your song? What are you some kind of--

  • That's right, I'm a singing traffic cop!

  • A singing traffic--

  • ♪ A solo mio! ♪

  • Do you remember what you said to me this morning?

  • Something about root beer, right?

  • -No. -Oh wait wait, let me guess!

  • I give up.

  • Does you can take the night off, pal, ring a bell?

  • I don't need this!

  • What? Where do you think you're going?

  • -I'm going back to work. -Work?!?

  • Squidward, do you have the measuring tape?

  • Just grabbing some measurements.

  • -Oh! -Sir, try to keep still.

  • Whoa there, don't you need some other measurements?

  • I mean, how about my inseam?

  • No, you can put that away sir, I'm almost done.

  • Ah, that's it, get off me you terrible tailor!

  • Yellow scrubber to big red, come in big red.

  • Just tell me what you see SpongeBob.

  • I am inside, repeat, I am inside.

  • Nothing of interest to report so far, in fact

  • it's kind of dumpy, and customer's safety...

  • a little lax.

  • We're going to become peasants, no more food.

  • Sorry Gary, peasants only eat mashed up clamshells.

  • [moaning and crying]

  • April fools! You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

  • It's time for you to meet

  • Fry Boy, defender of oh!

  • -Fry Boy! - Defender of the Krabby Patty!

  • This is a stop! Oh no, not safe!

  • Must think!

  • Welcome back, boys, nice legwork.

  • But you know, it's a lot safer

  • if you use a table leg instead.

  • -Wow, really? -Ha ha, no friend,

  • I wouldn't pull your leg! Watch this.

  • [screaming]

  • Here, hold this simple playing card while I transform it

  • into a magic playing guard before your very eyes.