字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of "Slapjack." It works like blackjack... -Yes. -...but at the end of each round, the winner gets to slap the loser across the face with a giant prosthetic hand. -Yeah, that's it right here. [ Cheers and applause ] Yes. Yeah. -Now, Kevin, we have played this game before. You -- And I won. -Yeah, you did. -But why -- why did you want a rematch? -You know why I wanted the rematch. I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time. [ Laughter and applause ] Now, I'm very serious. I'm not playing around. -I know. I know. -You invited me to play the game. -Uh-huh. -And I get here, and you gave me a giant white hand. [ Light laughter ] Not only was it disrespectful, but it wasn't fair. [ Laughter ] So I said -- I said, "Let's play it again..." -Okay. -"...but give me a black hand..." -Okay, yeah. -"...so my powers can be real." You took my -- You took my powers away. [ Cheers and applause ] -Black man with a white hand. -Yeah, yeah. -Can't no black man with a white hand... -White hand. -...slap good, no. Come on. Are you ready? -Yeah, I'm ready! -I hope you're ready. -Yep, here we go. -'Cause I got a little thing called a black hand. [ Laughter ] All right. [ Suspenseful music plays ] -[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckling ] Oh! Mm-hmm. [ Laughs ] -All right, all right, all right. -[ Chuckles ] -Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Oh, my goodness! -You know what? Stop it. Stop it. [ Laughter ] Stop it. Oh, come on. -12. -I know what it is! -All right. I got... [ Light laughter ] I got 20 here. -I know what you have, Jimmy. I know what you got. -No, no. I'm not -- I'm not hitting. I'd like to stay. ♪♪♪♪ 18. -I got to hit 'cause I can't beat 20. So I have to take a hit for the sake of the game. And I want to make this clear -- if this was Vegas, I would -- I would -- I would stick, but... -Dude, maybe the next one is 3 and you'll -- Maybe the next one's 3, and you'll win. [ Laughs ] -Stop it. Stop it. -Come on. -Stop it. -Face card. -Ah! [ Cheers and applause ] Ah! -Come on. -Ah! [ Cheers and applause continue ] -Oh! This is rigged. That is so rigged. -Hey. Hey. What?! -Hey. -Yeah. -Hey, quick question, Jimmy. -What's up? -What did the black hand say to the white face? [ Light laughter ] -What? -Slap! [ Laughter ] [ Trombone plays sad notes ] Yeah. Yeah. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -You put a little mustard on that. -Oh, my God. -My face is red. Can we see that in slow-mo? -Let me see it. -[ In slow motion ] Slap! [ Laughter ] -That was a little whiplash at the end of that one. This is ridiculous. -I wasn't as strong last time. -I'm gonna -- I'm gonna burn one, 'cause I don't trust this deck. -Okay. -I don't want to -- that seems, like, crazy to me. I'll burn two. -What? You -- Don't cheat. -Okay. [ Suspenseful music plays ] What do I do? What do I do? -You give -- You give me one up first. -Oh, you there you go. -All right. -There you go. -And now you give yourself down. -Uh-huh. Now I give you up? -Now me, up. -Mm-hmm. -Ooh, ooh. Ooh! [ Light laughter ] And you go up. You go up. -Ooh, ooh, ooh! [ Laughter ] All right. Are you gonna hit? -No. I got 20. -Okay, okay. I'm gonna hit. I got 13. Oh, man. [ Light laughter ] All right. 19. -That's -- That's 19. Come on, man. [ Drum roll ] -Come on. -Come on, man. -Deuce, come on, 2. -I'm gonna knock your head off. [ Laughter ] Ah! -Oh, my goodness! [ Trombone plays sad notes ] What -- Is it talking to you? -What did you say? What? -Huh -What did you say? [ Light laughter ] Oh, that's what this is about. -[ Chuckling ] Oh, my gosh. -You say my Seinfeld impression was better? [ Laughter ] Okay. Come on, man, seriously. Just brace yourself. All right. [ Laughter and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, you are the champ. -So good. -Kevin Hart, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
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