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  • Have you ever wondered if your penis was too small?

    你有想過你的老二會不會太短嗎?

  • Were here in San Diego State University

    我們現在在聖地牙哥州立大學,

  • and were asking college girls the age-old question,

    我們要來問大學女生一個老問題:

  • Does size matter?”

    「你會在意男生老二的大小嗎?」

  • Youre watching SimpleSexyStupid

    你現在正在收看「簡單性感的蠢蛋」

  • Does size matter?

    你會在意男生的大小嗎?

  • Size of what?

    什麼大小?

  • Penis

    老二

  • Yes

  • Yesyes

    對…對

  • Yah

    對啊!

  • Yeah! Oh

    對啊!喔…

  • Oh no. I don’t know.

    喔不,我不知道。

  • Just be real with us.

    就誠實跟我們說吧!

  • We all know it does matter.

    我們都知道妳們會在意。

  • A little bit

    一點點

  • I thought youre telling me about the height.

    我覺得妳正要告訴我長度。

  • Yeah! Were all talking about the height.

    對啊!我們正在討論長度啊!

  • Penis height

    老二的長度

  • I’d say it matters only if like it’s that small.

    我會說我在不在意在於它是不是真的那麼小。

  • If they don’t know how to work it.

    如果他們不知道要怎麼用它

  • Okay. So even if it’s like one inch?

    好,所以甚至只有大約一英吋?

  • No… (Youre cool with it?)

    不,妳是認真的嗎?

  • NoNo

    不…不…

  • Oh, damn it! What am I gonna do?

    喔,該死!那我到底該怎麼做?

  • What do you think? (I think it matters.)

    你覺得呢?(我覺得我會在意。)

  • Like not that much (Okay so…)

    不要太大(好,所以…)

  • Because guys can make things work

    因為男人可以把那件事情做好。

  • Does penis size matter?

    會在意男生老二的大小嗎?

  • Absolutely but it doesn’t even if you know what youre doing with it.

    絕對會在意啊,但如果你知道你在做什麼,那就不是很重要了。

  • Even if it’s one inch penis?

    甚至只有一英吋?

  • If he knows what he’s doing, he can make it work.

    如果他知道他要做什麼,他就可以讓那件事情順利完成。

  • Put down that Starbucks and let me ask you a question.

    放下那杯星巴克,讓我問你一個問題。

  • Does size matter?

    會在意男生老二的大小嗎?

  • Oh yeah, it does matter.

    喔,會啊,會在意啊!

  • So what do you think is the perfect penis size then?

    所以你覺得什麼大小是最合適的?

  • Average and above as long as they know how to use it.

    如果他們知道怎麼使用它的話,一般長度就好了。

  • Above normal as long as it is not scary.

    只要不要太恐怖,比一般長一點比較好。

  • Seven and a half

    7.5英吋

  • Give me your hands.

    借我你的手

  • Ahm

    啊…

  • Now were holding hands.

    我們牽手了,

  • Now were a couple.

    我們是情侶了,

  • So what’s the perfect penis size?

    所以你心目中的完美尺寸是多少?

  • Give me inches

    以英吋為單位

  • Seven

    7英吋

  • Six and a half

    6.5英吋

  • SixSix? Oh no, I still like seven.

    6…6?喔不,我還是喜歡7英吋。

  • Well, I read in Cosmo that the average is like six.

    嗯,我讀過太空學,書上說平均是6英吋。

  • That big

    那樣大

  • Six inches up if youre not experienced

    如果沒有經驗的人要6英吋以上,

  • but if youre good, then it can be smaller.

    但如果你技術很好,就可以小一點。

  • What’s the perfect penis size?

    完美的老二長度是多少?

  • Oh! Really not beating around the bush there

    喔!真直接啊!

  • I don’t want it to be so big that it hurts.

    我不想要太大,那樣會受傷。

  • You gotta have some meat to it.

    你必須要有點肉

  • Some meat? (It can’t be a pencil).

    一些肉?(不可能是鉛筆)

  • Like some girth?

    你是指周長嗎?

  • Girthgirth

    周長…周長

  • So you like huge chodes?

    所以你喜歡大雞雞?

  • No, I didn’t say that.

    不,我沒有那樣說。

  • So what’s the perfect penis size?

    所以完美的老二長度是多少?

  • I’m sorry. Was there something I said?

    對不起,我剛剛有說什麼嗎?

  • What is your worst penis experience?

    可以說說你最爛的經驗嗎?

  • It being very very small.

    對方的那裡非常非常小。

  • No small penis experiences in my life

    我不允許小老二在我的生活中出現。

  • So you only date black guys?

    所以你只和黑人約會嗎?

  • Pretty much

    幾乎是

  • Way too smallIt wasn’t pleasurable.

    太小的話,不能讓人心情舒暢。

  • Uhh! I’m very sorry to hear that.

    噢!我很遺憾聽到那事。

  • Maybe I can make it pleasurable for you.

    或許我可以讓你開心一點。

  • Maybe after this interview. Yeah?

    或許在這個採訪之後,好嗎?

  • Oh yeah yeah

    喔,好啊!好啊!

  • Yeah?! I’m in!

    好?我被錄取了?

  • Yes! Whooo!

    耶!太好了!

  • Worst penis experience

    最爛的老二經驗

  • Nothing there

    沒有

  • Kind of like soft on you?

    對你來說,會不會太軟?

  • That’s like sad for me.

    那對我來說好像有點難過

  • Uhh! I swear if I was ever with you, I would never be soft.

    啊!我發誓如果我和你在一起,我絕不會軟掉。

  • Okay, like right now, I’m fully erect right now.

    好,像現在,我就非常硬。

  • Let’s say things are getting hot and heavy with this guy

    如果來了一個性感又壯碩的男人,

  • your boyfriend or whatever

    你男朋友或是其他男人,

  • Things are getting hot and you pull down his pants and you see his two-inch penis.

    你們越來越火熱,而當你拉下他的褲子,你卻看到他的老二只有2英吋,

  • What will you do?

    你會怎麼做?

  • Pull his pants back up and walk away.

    把他褲子穿回去並掉頭就走。

  • Scream and run away

    尖叫,然後跑走

  • Say peace and walk out

    說和平,然後走出去

  • I mean I guess youre kind of obligated.

    我的意思是說我覺得你也有點責任。

  • You know you can look pasta.

    你知道你可以看著麵條

  • What’s the biggest penis youve ever had to deal with?

    可以說說你見過最大的老二嗎?

  • Oh God… I… Besides mine

    喔天啊!我…除了我的

  • Seven is like the biggest

    7英吋是最大的

  • What is the smallest penis youve ever had to deal with?

    可以說說你見過最小的老二嗎?

  • Not as long as my iPhone

    沒比我的手機長

  • So what happened? You walked out?

    所以發生什麼事了?你掉頭就走嗎?

  • No. I had to use the restroom and then I walked out.

    沒有,我必須要用廁所,之後我就走掉了。

  • How big do you think my penis is?

    你覺得我的老二多大?

  • Five to six

    5到6英吋

  • It’s actually pretty generous.

    你真的非常慷慨

  • Maybe like four and a half (4 ½) to five and a half (5 ½)

    大概4或4.5英吋到5或5.5英吋

  • Oh, that’s so pretty generous for me.

    喔,你對我真是慷慨啊!

  • Alright. Thank you so much for watching this video.

    好啦!非常感謝你收看本節目。

  • If you enjoyed it, please make sure to hit that subscribe button.

    如果你喜歡,請訂閱我們的節目。

  • Drop me like and drop me comment

    請說喜歡,並回應我的留言,

  • and let me know if you like the video.

    並讓我知道你喜歡這部影片。

  • Until next time!

    下次見!

  • I will see you!

    下次見!

Have you ever wondered if your penis was too small?

你有想過你的老二會不會太短嗎?

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