People of the Mushroom Kingdom…

Now you will all witness the fury of Bowser's army.

You're Majesty, we're completely surrounded.

My beautiful daughter, I need you to go with Toad now.

Get to the end of the pipe and keep going.

Don't let anyone know who you are. Now go!

We fight to the end…for the Kingdom!

Luigi!

I can't feel my balls.

I'm not leaving here without you.

Careful Mario. This is Donkey Kong country.

Off you go Princess.

What's gonna happen to you?

Now go!

Where am I?

Who's there?

What was that?

Oh no!

Stay back!

He's gone.

I'm warning you!

Get off of me!

No…Please.

Forgive me, your Majesty.

My father told me tales of a legendary gorilla fighter.

I thought they were just bedtime stories.

I would tell you another story. One from long ago….

I was barely a silverback when King Rool's men attacked our village.

Diddy and I were the only survivors.

We were starving and exhausted when King Rool's men captured us.

They made Diddy watch my execution.

I will never forget that star.

My father…. 35 00:06:45,01 --> 00:02:46,00 Yes.

At that time, he was just a prince.

Yet he secretly entered my Country to fight against Rool's army.

Your majesty, we need to keep moving.

Cut him loose.

Rool was forced to retreat.

Your father was a great man.

After that day, I dedicated my life to mastering the art of gorilla warfare.

I swore that no one would ever threaten my country again.

I only wish I could have repaid my debt to your father.

It's not too late DK. I'm-

I am responsible for all he left behind.

Teach me how to wage a war.

Mario I gotta pee. Should I just go ahead?

Don't even think about it.

Mario, I'm hungry.

What do you want me to do about it Luigi?

We got no food, no coins.

We got a gun. Let's hunt some ducks!

Mario, what is that?

Who do you think's in there?

Looks like we have uninvited guests.

Hand over the weapon.

Aww man, I just got that!

Move! 60 00:09:41,01 --> 00:04:44,00 What are you guys - living in your mom's basement?

Keep your mouth shut.

Captain, we found these two snooping around outside.

Think they're Bowser's spies?

Bowser? We hate that guy!

My brother's telling the truth. Bowser's goons broke his legs.

And my balls!

So you guys are refugees, huh?

Why didn't you say so? Welcome to the club!

There's been a shortage of new blood around here lately.

What's your name?

I'm just a plumber passing through. And the name's Mario.

Well Mario, you're just in time.

Everybody, gather around.

Mario, what's going on?

Welcome to Smash Club.