Are you pressing for you pressing you pressing the B?

你在為你按下你按下B？

So I bought some new shoes.

所以我買了一些新鞋。

Only the best looking shoes I ever bought in my life.

這是我一生中買過的最好看的鞋子。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Holy look at that.

我的天啊，看看這個。

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

I got a voicemail from me.

我收到了我的語音郵件。

What did you want to say?

你想說什麼？

These are bomb as shoes.

這些是作為鞋子的炸彈。

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I know, I know.

哦，是的，是的，我知道，我知道。

Unfortunately, though, I can't be happy for too long or at all, because, unfortunately, they don't fit me.

但不幸的是，我不能高興太久或根本不高興，因為不幸的是，它們並不適合我。

I was trying to order the size 42.

我想訂購的是42號尺寸。

They didn't have it, which is my regular size.

他們沒有這個，這是我的常規尺寸。

So I tried 41 which sometimes fits me.

所以我嘗試了41號，這有時適合我。

Depends on the parachute.

取決於降落傘的情況。

So I'm going to have to return these, which is a shame because I really love to love them.

所以我不得不把這些東西退掉，這很遺憾，因為我真的很喜歡它們。

Maybe I'll be able to get them In 42.

也許我可以在42歲時得到它們。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

But anyways, today we're gonna be talking about hand tie.

但無論如何，今天我們要討論的是手扎。

But what is hand time?

但什麼是手的時間？

Mm.

嗯。

Who tied it?

誰綁的？

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是的，是的，是的。

According to urban dictionary, Hanta is art just just that there's nothing else.

根據城市字典，漢塔是藝術，只是沒有別的東西。

According to urban dictionary, you're anti is literally the greatest thing ever.

根據城市詞典，你的反是有史以來最偉大的事情。

dude, I saw this dragon balls the entire last night.

老兄，我昨天晚上看到了這個龍珠的全部內容。

I was in the bathroom for only like a minute did Naruto and I is toads Better toads Who?

我在廁所裡只呆了一分鐘，火影忍者和我是蛤蟆，更好的蛤蟆是誰？

The fucky is his toads.

操蛋的是他的蟾蜍。

But yeah, we have the number two is right.

但是，是的，我們有二號是正確的。

Naruto anti is definitely better than Dragon Ball.

火影忍者反絕對比龍珠好。

Z kai!

Z kai!

What the buck!

什麼東西！？

Really?

真的嗎？

Even any girl characters in Dragon Ball Z except for Ebola.

甚至龍珠Z中的任何女孩角色，除了埃博拉。

What?

什麼？

The food there we go head to is a Japanese word for pervert.

我們去的那裡的食物頭是一個日語單詞，意思是變態者。

The nice thing about it is that there's less lots of physics story about how you get all the points and joints you want.

它的好處是，少了很多關於你如何獲得所有你想要的點數和關節的物理學故事。

Now that was anti in theory.

現在，這在理論上是反的。

What is hen tie in practice?

什麼是實踐中的母雞領帶？

Is this mhm?

這是什麼意思？

Pretty like self explanatory.

很像自我解釋。

Oh, not not self explanatory Enough.

哦，不是不自量力 夠了。

How about this?

這個怎麼樣？

I've got some example Sentences here to help.

我這裡有一些句子的例子來幫助你。

So there you go.

所以，你去那裡。

As you can see, anti is a Japanese word.

正如你所看到的，anti是一個日語單詞。

By the way, this is not how I meant I spell.

順便說一下，這不是我的意思，我是在拼寫。

This is tension, which means metamorphosis, and it definitely doesn't have anything to do with any kind of anti at all.

這就是張力，意味著蛻變，它絕對與任何一種反完全沒有關係。

This is how you spell hand tie.

這就是你如何拼寫手扎。

And since it's written in Chinese characters.

而且由於它是用漢字寫的。

You can also pronounce it very well in Chinese.

你也可以用中文很好地發音。

Speaking of Mandarin nutritious.

說到國語的營養。

But how did anti evolve into what it is today from the Japanese art form that it was known for centuries ago?

但是，反是如何從幾個世紀前的日本藝術形式演變成今天的樣子的呢？

Yeah, a lot of people don't know this, but I didn't actually start in the 21st century, nor the 20th century.

是的，很多人不知道這一點，但實際上我並不是從21世紀開始的，也不是從20世紀開始的。

It started a longer time ago during the Edo Period of Tokyo, where in the very start of the 16 hundreds and the city of Edo became the seed of the ruling Tokugawa Shogunate.

它開始於很久之前的東京江戶時代，在16世紀初，江戶市成為德川幕府統治的種子。

The merchant classes, previously positioned at the bottom of the social order, benefited the most from the city's rapid economic growth and began to indulge in fun activities such as the Kabuki theater, the geisha and courtesans of the Pleasure districts.

以前處於社會底層的商人階層，從城市的快速經濟增長中受益最多，並開始沉迷於有趣的活動，如歌舞伎劇院、藝妓和歡樂區的歌妓。

It was the term Nokia that came to describe this hedonistic lifestyle and Yuki away where pictures depicting their daily shenanigans.

正是諾基亞這個詞來描述這種享樂主義的生活方式，Yuki走了，那裡的照片描繪了他們的日常惡作劇。

That's about it.

就這些了。

Just to summarize, this video is basically just an excuse for me to talk about, okay, because it's genuinely my favorite part of Japanese history.

只是為了總結一下，這個視頻基本上只是我談論的一個藉口，好吧，因為這確實是我最喜歡的日本歷史部分。

Now a lot of people probably know the works of great artists like tomorrow, Susan at last.

現在很多人可能都知道像明天這樣的偉大藝術家的作品，蘇珊終於來了。

But not least, but did you know that the very first tentacle porn was made in Tokyo?

但並非最不重要，但你知道嗎，最早的觸手色情片是在東京製作的？

It's called the dream of the Fisherman's Wife.

這就是所謂的漁夫之妻的夢。

If anybody wants to look it up or just go to Google images and type in Tokyo a tentacle and you know have fun, have fun, have fun.

如果有人想查找它，或只是去谷歌圖片，輸入東京的觸手，你知道有樂趣，有樂趣，有樂趣。

Perhaps I'm fine by the way.

也許順便說一句，我很好。

Back then, it was obviously not called anti.

在那時，它顯然不叫反。

It was called Chunga.

它被稱為Chunga。

So if you guys want to have a code word for anti amongst your friends, just say yeah, I'm about to What?

所以，如果你們想在朋友之間有一個反的暗號，就說是的，我就要什麼？

I'm about to watch some sugar, man.

我正要看一些糖，夥計。

You saw that shooting I sent you.

你看到了我發給你的那張照片。

That ship made me busted.

那艘船讓我崩潰了。

Anyways, I think that's that's about it for today's video.

總之，我想今天的視頻就到此為止了。

Last words for this video Do not shame others for watching hand tie.

本視頻的最後一句話 不要因為看了手扎而羞辱他人。

No kink.

沒有磕碰。

Shaming this channel is a no kink shaming zone.

羞辱這個頻道是一個無怪癖羞辱區。

Just think about all of your weird kinks before you shame somebody else.

在你羞辱別人之前，先想想你所有的怪異癖好。

Okay, Okay.

好的，好的。

Anyways, thanks for watching Hope you guys enjoyed the video.

總之，謝謝觀看，希望你們喜歡這個視頻。

If you did, please leave a like subscribe and maybe consider being joining.

如果你這樣做了，請留下一個喜歡的訂閱，也許會考慮加入。

Joining the channel be a member.

加入該頻道成為會員。

So I went to the store for something to buy.

所以我去商店買了些東西。

They didn't have milk.

他們沒有牛奶。

So I bought.

所以我買了。

And Ty, I told the cashier, I'm 18 years old, she said.

而泰，我告訴收銀員，我已經18歲了，她說。

Oh, sir, no need to be that bold.

哦，先生，沒必要那麼大膽。

I can see that you are a fine young man who I wouldn't buy that manga.

我可以看到你是一個優秀的年輕人，我不會買那本漫畫。

I'd be Damn, I said, Why?

我說，我真該死，為什麼？

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

Do I look like a door?

我看起來像一扇門嗎？

He said.

他說。

Let's just say it's not safe for work.

我們只能說這對工作不安全。