Name: 惱人的橙子--超級英雄故事會超級剪輯! (Annoying Orange - Superhero Storytime Supercut!)
Uploaded: 2021-12-11T18:25:41.000Z
Duration: 14 min 4 s

We dude, would you watch where you're swinging?

我們老兄，你能不能注意一下你揮舞的地方？

Well I'm glad to see you're excited for today's episode Orange.

好吧，我很高興看到你對今天的情節感到興奮，橙色。

Yeah you might say I'm really getting into the swing of things.

是的，你可以說我真的進入了事情的節奏。

I take it this means you did the required reading for today's episode for once.

我認為這意味著你為今天的節目做了一次必要的閱讀。

Oh well in that case it had too many pictures.

哦，這樣的話，它有太多的照片。

I pretty much remember it from the first time I didn't read it as a kid.

我幾乎記得它是在我小時候第一次沒有讀到它的時候。

The annoying spider man clothes but also way off.

惱人的蜘蛛人的衣服，但也很不對勁。

Once upon a time there was a high school kid named Peter parker.

很久以前，有一個叫彼得-帕克的高中生。

Now he wasn't exactly the coolest or the biggest kid at school but he was super good at science.

現在，他並不是學校裡最酷或最大的孩子，但他的科學水準超強。

到目前為止，我做得怎麼樣對嗎？

This is actually pretty spot on, told you I remembered it.

這其實是很到位的，告訴你我記住了。

One day peter parker went to a science fair but there was no concession stand or anything so we got zip for hungry.

有一天，彼得-帕克去參加一個科學展，但沒有福利社或任何東西，所以我們餓了就買了拉鍊。

Finally he bit into a radioactive spider.

最後他咬到了一隻放射性的蜘蛛。

See that's not exactly because the spider was radioactive Peter parker accrued the powers of the spider eight limbs, eight eyeballs the ability to scare people when the bathroom light comes on.

你看，這並不完全是因為蜘蛛是放射性的，彼得-帕克積累了蜘蛛的力量，八條肢體，八個眼球，當浴室的燈亮起時，有能力嚇唬人。

Yeah, I think we're gonna need to tap the brakes here.

是的，我認為我們需要在這裡踩下剎車。

Dude, those aren't the superpowers he got Well sure they are sure false Peter Parker got spider superpowers.

老兄，那些不是他得到的超能力 嗯，他們肯定是假的彼得-帕克得到了蜘蛛超能力。

I mean it's not like he suddenly started eating flies or something.

我的意思是，這並不像他突然開始吃蒼蠅或什麼。

這就是你錯誤的地方，媽媽對。

He did start eating flies by the full, full.

他確實開始吃蒼蠅了，吃得很飽。

Why would he do that flies are a disgusting thing to eat pair.

他為什麼要這樣做，蒼蠅是一種令人厭惡的東西，要吃對。

We're talking about a guy who bit a spider.

我們談論的是一個咬了蜘蛛的人。

You really think he's gonna be grossed out by the thought of eating a fly.

你真的認為他會因為想到要吃蒼蠅而感到噁心。

Now if you don't mind I will continue the list of spider powers that Peter Parker accrued.

現在如果你不介意的話，我將繼續列舉彼得-帕克所積累的蜘蛛能力。

He grew up thor X, he lost the ability to speak and most importantly he gave the ability to shoot spider webbing out of his but close enough I guess so he went out on the town shooting but webs all over the place, he wasn't great at first but he got into the swing of things soon enough.

他長大了索爾X，他失去了說話的能力，最重要的是他給了從他身上射出蜘蛛網的能力，但我想足夠接近了，所以他去鎮上射擊，但網到處都是，他一開始不是很好，但他很快進入了狀態。

Oh but here's the thing just as he gained the powers of a spider, he also gained the downsides of being a spider growing A thorax wasn't already a downside.

哦，但問題是，就像他獲得了蜘蛛的力量一樣，他也獲得了作為蜘蛛的缺點，長出一個胸膛還不算是缺點。

The thorax is a very important body part plus the ladies love it.

胸部是一個非常重要的身體部位，加上女士們的喜愛。

Peter parker got the bad spider stuff too like the ability to be easily trapped under a water glass.

彼得-帕克也得到了壞蜘蛛的東西，比如能夠輕易地被困於水杯之下。

This used to be one of my favorite origin stories also he lost the ability to speak, His brain shrunk to the size of a sesame seed and his lifespan reduced to approximately 1 to 2 years.

這曾經是我最喜歡的起源故事之一，他也失去了說話的能力，他的大腦縮小到芝麻大小，他的壽命減少到大約1到2年。

Dude, this is the worst superhero of all time.

老兄，這是有史以來最糟糕的超級英雄。

The guy could have been a radioactive nobel prize winner or something, but he opted for a dumb old spider actions have consequences pair with great power comes something, something, something.

這傢伙本來可以成為一個放射性的諾貝爾獎得主或其他東西，但他選擇了一個愚蠢的老蜘蛛行動有後果對與偉大的力量來的東西，東西，東西。

Listen, can we just get to the part where he fights bad guys please sure thing, there are no shortage of enemies and Peter Parker took them all on that spider man, there was a lizard, I think you mean the lizard?

聽著，我們能不能只說到他打壞人的部分，請肯定的是，不缺敵人，彼得-帕克把他們都放在那個蜘蛛人身上，有一隻蜥蜴，我想你是說蜥蜴？

是的，非常肯定的是，這只是蜥蜴。

Other enemies included chickens, Blueberry trout.

Hold off, these aren't spider man villains, They're just natural predators of the spider.

等等，這些不是蜘蛛俠的惡棍，他們只是蜘蛛的自然掠奪者。

I know, don't worry pear, I got this blackbird gecko.

我知道，別擔心梨子，我有這個黑鳥壁虎。

Spider man did not swing around the city shooting webbing from his but battling the natural predators of the spider.

蜘蛛人並沒有在城市裡揮舞著手中的網線，而是與蜘蛛的天敵作戰。

當然，他做了，只是時間不長。

Oh and why is that, are you gonna tell me?

哦，那是為什麼，你會告訴我嗎？

Although trump is a fearsome in formidable foe.

雖然特朗普是一個可怕的強大的敵人。

Spider man met his match when he got trapped underneath the water lab.

當蜘蛛人被困在水實驗室下面時，他遇到了他的對手。

Come on at least tell me his escape from the water glass was exciting.

來吧，至少告訴我他從水杯中逃脫的過程很刺激。

He was under there awhile and you know what I was saying earlier about a severely reduced lifespan.

他在下面呆了一段時間，你知道我之前說的嚴重縮短壽命的問題。

That's the entire story of the amazing spider man, yep.

這就是神奇的蜘蛛俠的全部故事，是的。

What may I ask was so amazing about a so called super hero who fought a trout got trapped under a glass and promptly died.

請允許我問一下，一個所謂的超級英雄與鱒魚搏鬥時被困於玻璃下並迅速死亡，這有什麼好驚訝的？

How on earth did he get the title of superhero?

他究竟是如何得到超級英雄的稱號的？

確切地說，人們甚至可以說它是驚人的。

哦，我的天哪，而且是一隻鳥。

I'm pear and joining me today for this very super episode is lou the tick I told you not to call me by my real name.

我是梨子，今天加入我這個非常超級的情節的是盧，我告訴你不要叫我的真名的嘀。

I'm pretty sure there's a bug in this room, dude, you are a bug in this room, You're right, quick.

我很確定這間屋子裡有一隻蟲子，夥計，你是這間屋子裡的一隻蟲子，你是對的，快。

Get rid of me, Get me over the head with this mallet.

擺脫我，用這個棒槌打我的頭。

But what I am going to do is tell the story of the greatest superhero of all time.

但我要做的是講述有史以來最偉大的超級英雄的故事。

Gotcha, personally, I feel the tick is the greatest superhero ever, but maybe I'm just biased.

明白了，我個人覺得蜱蟲是有史以來最偉大的超級英雄，但也許我只是有偏見。

Yeah, you're probably related to him or something.

是的，你可能與他有親屬關係或什麼的。

Did you really just say that not politics are related pair, jeez Oh sorry.

你真的只是說，不是政治有關係的一對，天啊，對不起。

Yeah, we do happen to be second cousins thrice removed Anyway, let's go on with the story before I get really ticked off.

是的，我們確實碰巧是三代同堂的表兄弟。

All right thank I am once upon a time on a far away planet named Krypton.

好吧，感謝我曾經在一個遙遠的名為氪星的星球上。

A baby was born and hold up that baby Superman, you're telling me Superman from another planet.

一個嬰兒出生了，舉起那個嬰兒超人，你告訴我超人來自另一個星球。

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