Oh, that's it.

哦，就是這樣。

Yeah, yeah, I have all the infinity stones in my possession.

是的，是的，我有所有的無限寶石在手。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

I don't see any signs of trouble.

我沒有看到任何麻煩的跡象。

I hate it when they give you the wrong coordinates.

我討厭他們給你錯誤的座標。

It is so very annoying.

它是如此非常令人討厭。

I'll tell you what's annoying both of us showing up wearing the same exact thing.

我告訴你，我們兩個人穿著一模一樣的東西出現，是什麼讓人討厭。

Wait a moment we get a cosplay convention.

等一下，我們得到一個cosplay大會。

Well, one of us have to change and I think it should be you.

好吧，我們中的一個必須改變，我想應該是你。

Me, Why me?

我，為什麼是我？

Because my custom is way better than yours.

因為我的習俗比你的好得多。

My mom spent like, I don't know, three weeks making this wig a wig foolish mortal.

我媽媽好像花了，我不知道，三個星期做了這個假髮一個假髮愚蠢的凡人。

This is my real luxurious, glorious hair.

這是我真正的豪華、光榮的頭髮。

No way.

不可能。

It's way too long and luscious to be real hair.

它太長了，而且很茂盛，不可能是真的頭髮。

Oh whoa, what do you know?

哦，哇，你知道什麼？

It is real congrats on the hair dude, it's marvel us still.

它是真實的，祝賀你的頭髮，它仍然為我們所驚歎。

I think you should go change.

我認為你應該去改變。

Oh, you should go as low key.

哦，你應該去當低調的人。

You got to look like him.

你得看起來像他。

There's no way I'm going to cosplay as Loki.

我不可能扮成洛基。

That is such a low key thing to say.

這話說得太低調了。

All right, listen to me, I'm not some mortal er thing cause player do you understand?

好吧，聽我說，我不是什麼凡人的東西，因為玩家你明白嗎？

I'm the real thought you are cosplaying as me.

我是真正的思想，你是在cosplay我。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

You're not the real thor Yes, I am.

你不是真正的雷神 是的，我是。

Thought no, you're not.

認為不，你不是。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

No, you're not.

不，你不是。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

Yes you are.

是的，你是。

I'm not though.

但我不是。

Okay.

好的。

Wait, how did you tricked?

等等，你是怎麼被騙的？

You shouldn't have let down your ask hard enough with this nonsense.

你不應該用這種無稽之談讓你的問難受。

I'm thought the God of thunder and I will prove it to you now.

我以為是雷神，我現在要證明給你看。

Yeah, impressive.

是的，令人印象深刻。

I know.

我知道。

Yes.

是的。

My powers are indeed formidable.

我的力量確實很強大。

Yeah, wow, I did it again.

是的，哇，我又做到了。

I made the thunder lightning thing happened with my hammer.

我用我的錘子讓雷電的事情發生了。

Wait, hold on.

等等，等一下。

You think you're making this happen?

你認為你正在實現這一目標？

Whoa!

哇!

I did it again.

我又做到了。

Am I sore?

我痠痛嗎？

You are not thought.

你是沒有思想的。

I think I might be four raising your hammer at the same time.

我想我可能是四個同時舉起你的錘子。

I do.

我願意。

You are not worthy.

你是不值得的。

Hey everyone, I'm thorne that's it.

大家好，我是索恩，僅此而已。

Show's over causing any more thunder and lightning with my help.

表演結束後，在我的幫助下造成任何更多的雷電。

Me neither.

我也沒有。

I grow weary of entertaining you, mere mortals.

我已經厭倦了招待你們這些凡人了。

You are not thor I am.

你不是托爾，我是。

Oh yeah, if you're sore then why can't you pick up my hammer?

哦，對了，如果你很痛，那麼你為什麼不能拿起我的錘子？

I can pick up your hammer and I will.

我可以拿起你的錘子，我願意。

What kind of superhero can't even handle a little super glue.

什麼樣的超級英雄連一點超級膠水都搞不定。

Oh, that's it.

哦，就是這樣。

I'm leaving a far more important things to do.

我留下了一個更重要的事情要做。

Safe travels.

一路平安。

Don't forget your hammer.

不要忘記你的錘子。

A few food.

一些食物。

Even if you had arms, you wouldn't be able to live that you're not worthy a way.

即使你有武器，你也不能活在你沒有價值的方式。

Stop trying.

停止嘗試。

It's of no use.

這沒有什麼用。

It's not that I can't let go.

不是我放不下。

I think some of the super glue got on me and now I'm stuck.

我想有些超級膠水沾到了我身上，現在我被粘住了。

Wait, seriously.

等等，說真的。

Oh, okay, that was kind of fun.

哦，好吧，那是一種樂趣。

Do it again, wow.

再做一次，哇。

Talk about hammer time.

談到錘子時間。

I guess you're coming with me.

我想你要和我一起去。

Little orange just do me if I haven't wanted to talk so much, You don't have to worry about that.

小橘子只是做我，如果我還不想說這麼多，你不必擔心。

I know better than to talk when it's hammer time.

我知道在錘子的時候最好不要說話。

Well that's a relief, yep.

嗯，這是一種解脫，是的。

Everybody knows that hammer time is for wrapping fresh new kicks advance.

每個人都知道，錘子時間是用來包裝新鮮的新踢球前進。

You got it like that now you know you want to dance up would you stop it?

你得到了它，現在你知道你想跳舞了，你會停止嗎？

Stop it knife.

停止它的刀。

My spidey sense is tingling.

我的蜘蛛嗅覺很敏銳。

Something bad is coming.

有壞事要發生。

Hey hey mr tight pants man.

嘿嘿，緊身褲先生。

Hey look I'd appreciate it if you called me Spider man.

嘿，聽著，如果你叫我蜘蛛人，我會很感激。

Okay how did you get those pants so tight man?

好吧，你是怎麼把褲子弄得這麼緊的？

Yeah tight pants man tight pants man.

是的，緊身褲男人緊身褲男人。

Doing what a tight pants man can I'm out here protecting the populace from bad guys.

做一個緊身褲男人能做的事，我在這裡保護民眾不受壞人傷害。

I mean I think I've earned a little respect.

我的意思是，我想我已經贏得了一點尊重。

I don't know you don't look like a spider to me.

我不知道，你在我看來不像是一隻蜘蛛。

That's because I'm a man then why aren't you call the man man?

那是因為我是個男人，那麼你為什麼不叫男人呢？

It's spider man.

是蜘蛛俠。

Okay.

好的。

Got it spider?

拿到蜘蛛了嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

Because he looks more like a spider than you do.

因為他看起來比你更像一隻蜘蛛。

Yeah maybe he should go by spider man and you'll go by tight pants.

是的，也許他應該叫蜘蛛俠，而你應該叫緊身褲。

Yeah listen I'm spiderman because I have all the superpowers of a spider.

是的，聽著，我是蜘蛛人，因為我有蜘蛛的所有超能力。

Got it like my spidey sense.

像我的蜘蛛眼一樣得到了它。

Spiky sense.

尖銳的感覺。

Spied e sense o tidy pence.

窺見了整齊的便士。

I get it now.

我現在明白了。

I thought you said spidey sense.

我以為你說的是蜘蛛網的感覺。

I did say spidey sense.

我確實說過蜘蛛網的感覺。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

So how did you get into your tiny pence?

那麼，你是如何進入你的小硬幣的呢？

I got my spidey sense when a spider bit me giving me spiders superpowers.

我的蜘蛛感是在一隻蜘蛛咬了我之後得到的，它給了我蜘蛛的超能力。

That's it.

就這樣了。

You just got bit that's how you got your superpowers.

你只是被咬了，所以才有了你的超能力。

Yeah I think I just wait yep I got an idea.

是的，我想我只是等待，是的，我有一個想法。

Cool.

酷。

Well don't think too hard because you'll Hello?

好了，不要想得太多了，因為你會Hello?

Did you just bite me, yep.

你剛才咬我了嗎，是的。

Now you have annoying orange superpowers.

現在你有了惱人的橙色超能力。

Who?

誰？

See if you can touch your tongue to your I bet you can do despite her that bit me was radioactive not just some normal spider.

看看你能不能用你的舌頭碰觸你的舌頭，我打賭你能做到，儘管咬我的那隻蜘蛛是放射性的，而不是普通的蜘蛛。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

So maybe don't go around just biting people unless you're radioactive.

所以也許不要到處亂咬人，除非你有輻射性。

Well my bed is kind of close to the microwave so maybe I'm a little radioactive.

我的床離微波爐有點近，所以也許我有點輻射。

Okay, sure dude, even if you did give me your superpowers, why on earth would the annoying orange ist so called super powers be appealing?

好吧，當然，夥計，即使你真的給了我你的超能力，究竟為什麼惱人的橙色是所謂的超能力會吸引人呢？

Wait what was that?

等等，那是什麼？

Why did I make a pun?

我為什麼要做一個雙關語呢？

And then laugh at my own pun because it's working.

然後嘲笑我自己的雙關語，因為它很有效。

No it can't be working.

不，它不可能起作用。

I have to defend new york against supervillains.

我必須保衛紐約，抵禦超級反派。

I can't be sitting around doing then then then then then and then and then it looks like you can, I gotta stop doc Ock and I can't even chew web anymore.

我不能坐著做然後然後然後然後，然後看起來你可以，我得停止奧克醫生，我甚至不能再咀嚼網絡。

I lost my spider powers and no, I have is annoying.

我失去了我的蜘蛛能力，不，我有是很煩人的。

Orange powers like this.

像這樣的橙色力量。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, sounds like your new powers are a bump load of fun.

是的，聽起來你的新能力是一種碰撞的樂趣。

Well well well Spider man we meet again.

好吧好吧，蜘蛛人我們又見面了。

I couldn't help it over here.

我在這裡忍不住了。

You lost your superpowers.

你失去了你的超能力。

I'm so sorry to hear it.

我很遺憾聽到這個消息。

Well that's right.

嗯，這是正確的。

Unlike you.

不像你。

I'm coming into this fight completely unarmed.

我在這場戰鬥中完全沒有武器。

Nice one.

很好的一個。

Tiny pants.

小小的褲子。

Hey, was that a pun about how I have eight arms because you know I'm very sensitive about that.

嘿，那是關於我有八隻手臂的雙關語嗎，因為你知道我對這個問題非常敏感。

You figure that one all out by yourself.

你自己想辦法解決這個問題。

What's your doctorate in kindergarten?

你在幼兒園的博士學位是什麼？

Yeah.

是的。

Since when did you get so annoying?

你什麼時候開始變得這麼煩人了？

Since like a couple minutes ago please.

請從幾分鐘前開始。

What was that?

那是什麼？

A seed?

一顆種子？

Hey, stop that right now.

嘿，馬上停止這種做法。

Oh dr rock just hit the block.

哦，岩石博士剛剛擊中了街區。

Okay.

好的。

Everything is all set.

一切都已就緒。

Just gonna replace my arc reactor.

只是要更換我的電弧反應器。

Alright, here we go, Tony.

好了，我們開始吧，託尼。

It's a delicate process requires complete focus and Simon well shocked to see me.

這是一個微妙的過程，需要完全集中注意力，西蒙看到我時很震驚。

Huh?

嗯？

Are you are you doing my laboratory?

你是在做我的實驗室嗎？

You brought me in here?

你把我帶到了這裡？

I was part of your lunch of all the days.

我是你所有日子的午餐的一部分。

To skip lunch, shouldn't skip meals, Tony.

要不吃午餐，不應該不吃飯，託尼。

It'll come back to hot.

它將回到熱的狀態。

Yeah, give me that now.

是的，現在給我。

Scram doing important work here.

Scram在這裡做著重要的工作。

Yes, I guess that's why they say never meet your idols.

是的，我想這就是為什麼他們說永遠不要見你的偶像。

Your way different in person, am I?

你的方式在人前是不同的，我呢？

Yeah, Tony The differences.

是的，Tony The differences。

Really Stark.

真的是斯塔克。

I'll tell you what, just call me Iron Man.

我告訴你，就叫我鋼鐵俠吧。

I think you can do that for me sure.

我想你肯定能為我做到這一點。

Hey, Hey, Iron Man.

嘿，嘿，鋼鐵俠。

Hey, Yes.

嘿，是的。

Hey, Iron Man.

嘿，鋼鐵俠。

Okay, Iron Man.

好吧，鋼鐵俠。

What is your girlfriend?

你的女朋友是什麼？

Iron Maiden?

鐵娘子？

No, as a matter of fact, my girlfriend's name is Pepper.

不，事實上，我女朋友的名字是Pepper。

You're dating Pepper?

你在和佩珀約會？

Oh man, Salt's gonna be devastated when he finds out.

哦，夥計，薩特發現後會很傷心的。

I don't have time for this.

我沒有時間做這個。

Oh, hey, Iron Man, Are you friends with Tin Man from Wizard of Oz?

哦，嘿，鋼鐵俠，你是《綠野仙蹤》中鐵皮人的朋友嗎？

No, Have you met Jeremy Irons?

沒有，你見過傑里米-艾恩斯嗎？

Oh are you jealous?

哦，你嫉妒了嗎？

They don't call you the man of steel.

他們不稱你為鋼鐵之軀。

No, you do understand?

不，你明白嗎？

I'm not actually made of metal, right?

我實際上不是由金屬製成的，對嗎？

That's just my superhero name.

這只是我的超級英雄名字。

I'm just a normal everyday billionaire genius.

我只是一個普通的日常億萬富翁天才。

Playboy philanthropist made out of skin and bones.

花花公子的慈善家是由皮膚和骨頭組成的。

Got it for someone who claims to be not made out of iron.

為一個聲稱不是鐵做的人得到了它。

You sure have a heart and heart.

你果然有心，有情。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

You should bring up my heart, come here a sec.

你應該提起我的心，來這裡一下。

I need your help.

我需要你的幫助。

I love being useful.

我喜歡成為有用的人。

Whatever.

不管怎麼樣。

Listen, you see this thing, it's what keeps me alive and also is no longer working.

聽著，你看這個東西，它是讓我活著的東西，也不再起作用了。

So I need you to put this new one in.

所以我需要你把這個新的放進去。

Okay, please do it now quickly.

好的，請你現在趕快做。

But I don't have any hands.

但我沒有任何手。

You don't have any hands.

你沒有任何手。

That's just perfect.

這真是太完美了。

I need to swap in a new arc reactor and I find myself dependent on some citrus fruit with no arms.

我需要換上一個新的電弧反應器，我發現自己依賴一些沒有手臂的柑橘類水果。

Are you gonna die?

你會死嗎？

Iron Man.

鋼鐵俠。

If you keep wasting time.

如果你繼續浪費時間。

Yes, listen to me, you're gonna have to get into the suit me.

是的，聽我說，你必須要進入西裝我。

Yes, you, there's another way once inside you'll be able to operate the arms and I am Iron Man and mama mama mama mama mama mama mama, listen, just whatever you do, do not fly her own.

是的，你，還有另一種方法，一旦進去，你就能操作手臂，我是鋼鐵俠，媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽媽，聽著，不管你做什麼，不要讓她自己飛。

I gotta say Tony wearing this suit is a real Yeah, listen up arc reactor now.

我不得不說，託尼穿上這套衣服是一個真正的 是的，現在聽著電弧反應堆。

Give me focus up here please.

請讓我在這裡集中注意力。

Oh yeah, you need me to reach in there, right?

哦，是的，你需要我伸手進去，對嗎？

Yes, but first, let me tell you exactly how to be a, would you stop and listen to me?

是的，但首先，讓我告訴你到底如何成為一個，你會停下來聽我說嗎？

Sorry, no ears.

對不起，沒有耳朵。

Hey, I'm gonna fly this around and dive bombs on people.

嘿，我將在周圍飛來飛去，向人們投擲俯衝炸彈。

Cool.

酷。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Hey, screw it.

嘿，去它的。

I'll do it myself.

我自己來吧。

Tony Pepper.

託尼-佩珀。

I'm so glad you're here.

我很高興你在這裡。

I almost died.

我差點死了。

Well, I'm glad you didn't die because then we couldn't do this.

好吧，我很高興你沒有死，因為那樣我們就不能做這個了。

Oh, Tony.

哦，託尼。

I know they look down on our love, but I don't care if I have something very important to say to you something meaning to say for a while now, what is it?

我知道他們看不起我們的愛情，但我不在乎，如果我有非常重要的事情要對你說... ...有件事想說已經有一段時間了，是什麼？

Tony?

託尼?

Well, I'm thinking of giving up all this Iron Man business, partially because someone stole my suit, but that's beside the point.

好吧，我正在考慮放棄所有這些鋼鐵俠的業務，部分原因是有人偷了我的衣服，但這是題外話。

Pepper, when I want to tell you is dive bomb what bomb?

辣椒，當我想告訴你是潛水炸彈什麼炸彈？

Yeah.

是的。

Hey, you stop that right now and give Tony back his suit.

嘿，你現在就停止這一切，把託尼的衣服還給他。

Whoa Pepper Sure is salty.

哇，胡椒粉當然是鹹的。

Oh, the irony.

哦，諷刺的是。

Hey, some of us are trying to identify what content butterflies would you stop yelling?

嘿，我們中的一些人正在努力識別什麼內容的蝴蝶，你會停止大喊嗎？

Hey, are oblong friend.

嘿，是長方形的朋友。

Makes a good point.

提出了一個很好的觀點。

Our message is simple and at this point we've communicated it adequately.

我們的資訊很簡單，在這一點上我們已經充分地傳達了它。

Yeah, maybe it's time we stopped yelling.

是的，也許現在是我們停止吼叫的時候了。

Hey at each other.

互相問候。

Thank you and started yelling.

謝謝你，並開始大喊大叫。

Hey, at that huge buff guy who just appeared over there.

嘿，在那個剛剛出現在那裡的巨大的胖子。

Wait, is that what a scaredy pear mr Purple macduff but seems nice to me.

等等，那是什麼嚇人的梨子嗎？"紫色馬卡德夫"，但對我來說似乎不錯。

What's your name, mister Purple Mcnair Pearlstein, my name is.

你叫什麼名字，紫麥克奈爾-佩爾斯坦先生，我的名字是。

Dan knows.

丹知道。

Perhaps you've heard of me.

也許你聽說過我。

Mm not ringing a bell, but I am.

嗯，沒有響起鈴聲，但我是。