And one of the things we like to do here in Japan is Philip a picnic basket and go down to the park today.

在日本，我們喜歡做的一件事就是今天帶著野餐籃子到公園去。

We're going to take you on one of our picnics.

我們要帶你參加我們的一次野餐。

They could see what we do.

他們可以看到我們的工作。

I will for me.

我將為我。

You know, one thing that's quite different as we usually come out really late at night time because all the mosquitoes are usually like, oh, they're sleeping time period.

你知道，有一點是很不同的，因為我們通常在晚上出來的時候非常晚，因為所有的蚊子通常都喜歡，哦，他們在睡覺的時間段。

You know what, let's just set the mood with a little bit more romance.

你知道嗎，讓我們用更多一點的浪漫來調節氣氛。

Okay, yes, mm.

好的，是的，毫米。

Doesn't it smell great?

是不是很香啊？

But oh, is that all the details smell?

但是，哦，這就是所有細節的味道嗎？

I am determined to love you forever.

我決心永遠愛你。

That's gonna not, no, I don't want them to cut of the video girl.

這不會，不，我不希望他們剪掉視頻中的女孩。

Okay, so I filled up the picnic basket today.

好的，所以我今天把野餐籃子裝滿了。

Simon does not know what I got.

西蒙不知道我得到了什麼。

I went on a little adventure to fill it up with some unique things that we've never tried before and that you guys have probably not tried before.

我進行了一次小小的冒險，用一些我們從未嘗試過的、你們可能也未曾嘗試過的獨特東西來填充它。

So let's see what I have in my piggy back.

是以，讓我們看看我的豬圈裡有什麼。

I'm looking for because there's some multiple items.

我在尋找，因為有一些多個項目。

Oh, this box have a rounded edge.

哦，這個盒子有一個圓形的邊緣。

It does.

它確實如此。

It's quite a bizarre.

這是一個相當奇怪的現象。

Japan is good for us packaging.

日本對我們的包裝有好處。

You can't even figure out.

你甚至搞不清楚。

You're like open.

你就像開放。

No, there's an open tab.

不，有一個開放的標籤。

This is the open to open open it the wrong way.

這是打開的方式，打開的方式不對。

Exactly.

正是如此。

Okay, this doesn't look like the most natural ice cream, I'll be honest, it's a sand.

好吧，這看起來不像是最自然的冰激凌，我說實話，這是個沙。

Remember this little puck right here of ice cream?

還記得這個小冰球嗎，就在這裡的冰激凌？

It's a cold though.

雖然是感冒。

Its cold sweet.

它的冰冷甜美。

You have no idea how much ice packs for picnic basket or picnic basket might be 80% ice and I just couldn't get anything else in.

你不知道野餐籃子或野餐籃子的冰袋可能有80%是冰，而我就是沒辦法把別的東西放進去。

I just made a mistake of licking my fingers.

我只是犯了一個錯誤，舔了一下我的手指。

What did it taste like?

它的味道是什麼？

It was David Beckham's bt japan really does green tearing you hated green tea flavor when we're in north America.

這是大衛-貝克漢姆的bt日本真的做綠色撕裂你討厭的綠茶味道，當我們在北美。

You hated green tea?

你討厭綠茶？

Everything, wow.

一切，哇。

That is super delicious.

這真是超級美味。

Mm What's that?

嗯 那是什麼？

I didn't pack any napkins.

我沒有帶任何餐巾紙。

Okay, so so you thought these picnics that we went on a romantic, I should probably not have put that adjective at the beginning.

好吧，所以你認為我們去的這些野餐很浪漫，我也許不應該把這個形容詞放在開頭。

These are sloppy and fun picnic that we go on together.

這些都是我們一起去的馬虎而有趣的野餐。

You know why this exploding the outsides coated in white chocolate.

你知道為什麼這個爆炸的外皮會塗上白巧克力。

This is white chocolate, white chocolate outside to keep it together.

這是白巧克力，外面是白巧克力，以保持它的完整性。

Green tea ice cream on the inside with red beans in there.

綠茶冰激凌在裡面，裡面有紅豆。

This is amazing.

這真是令人驚訝。

I cable who never got this before.

我的電纜，以前從未得到過這個。

It actually when you look at it, it looked pretty like bomb.

實際上當你看它的時候，它看起來很像炸彈。

But when you taste it, it's phenomenal.

但是當你品嚐它時，它是驚人的。

How are we going to clean ourselves up for this?

我們要如何為這個問題清理自己呢？

Come here puppy.

來到這裡，小狗。

Come here puppy and that's how we killed a dog with deep fingers hung on.

來到這裡的小狗，這就是我們如何殺死一隻掛著深深的手指的狗。

We got detained by the police afterwards.

事後我們被警察拘留了。

Inside, smooth and creamy Suzuki beans on the inside.

裡面是光滑細膩的鈴木豆。

We're not obnoxious.

我們並不討人厭。

It wasn't like a pile of beans in your mouth and you're just like beans and the outside was so light and crispy.

它不像一堆豆子在你的嘴裡，你只是喜歡豆子，而且外面是那麼輕，那麼脆。

I almost felt like that was healthy for me.

我幾乎覺得這對我來說是健康的。

Yeah, girl, I want to mention the next couple things we go to the basket will not be as messy.

是的，女孩，我想說的是，接下來我們去的幾件事情，籃子不會那麼亂。

We needed to get this over with before I melted all over the place because this is my dinner and we started with desserts.

我們需要在我融化之前把這件事做完，因為這是我的晚餐，我們從甜點開始。

I really want to lick my hand.

我真想舔舔我的手。

Don't, I'm telling you it's a bad idea.

不要，我告訴你這是個壞主意。

It's a bad idea girl.

這是個壞主意，女孩。

Maybe just the palm who likes their pubs?

也許只是喜歡他們酒館的掌門人？

People like their fingers don't ever lick their palms.

喜歡自己手指的人從來不會舔自己的手掌。

We'll be right back after this short commercial break made for men by Men.

短暫的商業休息後，我們將馬上回來，這是為男人們製作的。

For men that don't want to get like a million mosquito bite and are okay with smelling like a pine cone dipped in lighter fluid not made by David Beckham and we're back.

對於那些不想被無數蚊子叮咬，並且可以接受聞起來像松果蘸打火機油一樣的男人來說，不是大衛-貝克漢姆製造的，我們回來了。

Oh, smooth match up.

哦，順利的配合。

Really, really high pitched biker.

真的，真的是高調的騎車人。

Really?

真的嗎？

Honestly, honestly, honestly, this is the theory.

說實話，說實話，說實話，這就是理論。

We talked about that.

我們談到了這一點。

The reason they have squeaky brakes are so that people get out of their way while I put jingle bells on my bike.

他們之所以有吱吱作響的剎車聲，是為了讓人們在我給自行車裝上叮叮噹噹的鈴鐺時避開他們的路。

You actually put a bear ball on and you were so obnoxious for the past couple of weeks that I actually had to remove it because it was really, really bad.

你實際上放了一個熊球，在過去的幾個星期裡，你是如此令人厭惡，我實際上不得不把它拿掉，因為它真的非常非常糟糕。

Some of us don't like honking their horn, but like suddenly getting people to move out of the way with their triangles.

我們中的一些人不喜歡按喇叭，但喜歡突然用三角板讓人讓開。

Girl, you should've just used an air horn.

姑娘，你應該直接用氣喇叭。

It would have been more subtle.

它本來會更微妙。

Our main meal for the day.

我們今天的主餐。

Oh, that looks like Gucci john, that looks like an egg, that looks like beef with testament.

哦，那看起來像古奇-約翰，那看起來像雞蛋，那看起來像牛肉與遺囑。

Looks like a korean.

看起來像個韓國人。

Isn't that cool?

這不是很酷嗎？

Was this supposed to be microwaved?

這應該是用微波爐加熱的嗎？

No, it's cold.

不，它很冷。

You sure?

你確定？

100%.

100%.

No.

沒有。

Okay.

好的。

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be cold.

我很確定這應該是冷的。

Like they have like a mobile section and like a cold noodle stuff.

像他們有像移動部分和像冷麵的東西。

Sure this, I got from a convenience store and japanese convenience stores are bombastic lee.

當然這一點，我是從一家便利店得到的，日本的便利店是轟轟烈烈的利。

Amazing.

令人驚歎。

So you think of like 7 11 in north America, which in europe, I don't think you guys have them.

所以你認為像北美的7-11，在歐洲，我不認為你們有這些。

Let me know if you do have them.

如果你確實有這些東西，請告訴我。

Seven elevens are like the garbage place to get diarrhea, you're like, hey, did you want diarrhea women?

Seven Elevens就像是拉肚子的垃圾場，你就像，嘿，你想拉肚子的女人嗎？

And by like the last place to get diarrhea?

而由像最後一個拉肚子的地方？

Yeah.

是的。

What is it?

它是什麼？

Okay if we have any spoons?

好的，如果我們有任何勺子？

Um mm no, Okay.

嗯，沒有，好吧。

In japan, you lift the bowl to your mouth.

在日本，你把碗舉到你的嘴邊。

So okay, at this point it's looking a bit like a really bizarre spaghetti good God, so terrible.

所以好吧，在這一點上，它看起來有點像一個非常怪異的意大利麵條好神，如此可怕。

That means it's good because Simon does reverse psychology.

這意味著它是好的，因為西蒙做了反向心理學。

Police time is good.

警察的時間是好的。

The broth and it's almost terrible.

肉湯和它幾乎是可怕的。

But as soon as you add to the sauce and the kimchi, Well done martina or no.

但只要你加入醬汁和泡菜，做得好，馬蒂納還是不行。

Well done madam.

做得好，夫人。

It's not even super sweet kimchi, like we usually get in.

這甚至不是超級甜的泡菜，像我們通常在。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, I mean these balls that you buy 11.

是的，我是說你買的這些球，11。

Really just do that leading the tramp business?

真的只是做那個上司的流浪漢的生意？

No, no, no, it's gonna spray everywhere, you know?

不，不，不，它要噴得到處都是，你知道嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Mm I was about to get in a fight for that.

嗯，我正準備為這個打一架。

I don't like sucking harder.

我不喜歡用力吸吮。

That doesn't, that didn't sound right at all.

這不，這聽起來一點都不對。

That's actually really great.

這其實真的很好。

Hey, are you done eating the rest of my entree?

嘿，你吃完我剩下的主菜了嗎？

I mean you made this picnic for me.

我是說你為我做了這個野餐。

Remember this means romance time.

記住這意味著浪漫的時間。

I have a question.

我有一個問題。

How do you think we could bring dogs over here to this picnic?

你認為我們怎麼能把狗帶過來參加這個野餐？

My guess is because we're a little bit off the path right here.

我的猜測是，因為我們在這裡有點偏離軌道。

If we lay a little trail of snack, they would walk towards us and then we could have them in our video.

如果我們鋪設一點零食的痕跡，他們就會向我們走來，然後我們就可以把他們放在我們的視頻中。

I do think that japanese owners have their dogs on leashes and I don't know if they want them to take stranger danger cookie treats but I'm sure that if the owner is like our first suspicious and then they see it's like, and I think that there will be more suspicious and yanked the dog away.

我確實認為日本的主人把他們的狗拴住了，我不知道他們是否想讓狗吃陌生人的危險餅乾，但我肯定，如果主人像我們第一次懷疑，然後他們看到它的樣子，我想，會有更多的懷疑，把狗拉走。

So even though we do date night sometimes in the park, we also like go date night at restaurants from time to time and we have like this little french be sure that we go to once a month and we have date night there.

是以，即使我們有時在公園裡做約會之夜，我們也喜歡不時地去餐館約會，我們有像這樣的小法式，確保我們每月去一次，我們在那裡有約會之夜。

And I always like to start our date.

而我總是喜歡開始我們的約會。

No, no, no, I know exactly what you're gonna say.

不，不，不，我完全知道你想說什麼。

So thank you for coming out on a date with me today.

所以感謝你今天和我出來約會。

I'm glad that our friend set us up.

我很高興我們的朋友安排了我們。

So what what line of work are you in?

那麼，你是做什麼工作的呢？

So what what kind of hobbies you have?

那麼，你有什麼樣的愛好呢？

Can I tell you about my I really like playing Final Fantasy Brave experience on my iphone screen.

我可以告訴你，我真的很喜歡在我的蘋果手機螢幕上玩《最終幻想》勇敢的經驗。

L offenses, uh intestinal tract.

L犯，呃腸道。

I think you look pretty wonderful rubber gloves and I get right up if we're on our first aid and we we met each other in time and was like I realized playing Final Fantasy X.

我認為你看起來很美妙的橡膠手套和我得到的權利，如果我們在我們的第一個援助，我們我們遇到了對方的時間，是像我實現了玩最終幻想X。

Yes, I wait braver smith.

是的，我等待更勇敢的史密斯。

Regular shift takes over over.

正常輪班接班。

Hey, I mean you missed the dog, there's another doggy.

嘿，我是說你錯過了那條狗，還有一條狗。

You had your chance, You had your chance and you scared with your final, let's try our little Jackie half for you and half for me.

你有過機會，你有過機會，你用你的決賽嚇到了，讓我們試試我們的小成龍，一半為你，一半為我。

I'm gonna rip this Bad boy open.

我要把這個壞小子撕開。

Yeah, that's delicious.

是的，這很美味。

That's like a that's a mixture of whipped cream and custard in the middle, not whipped cream, custard, right, custard.

這就像一個那是打發的奶油和奶油凍在中間的混合物，不是打發的奶油，奶油凍，對，奶油凍。

And what was that?

那是什麼呢？

Yes.

是的。

Uh it's emoji custard, white kayaking is the best thing in the night.

呃，這是表情包蛋羹，白色皮划艇是晚上最好的東西。

Really?

真的嗎？

Over the ice cream sandwich.

在冰激凌夾層上。

For sure.

可以肯定的是。

That was great.

這很好。

You want to eat the last bit of yours because you don't have to if you don't like and this is now part of the video in which we say the things that we love about each other.

你想吃你的最後一點，因為如果你不喜歡，你就不必吃，這就是現在視頻的一部分，我們在視頻中說我們喜歡對方的事情。

Oh is that what we're gonna do?

哦，這就是我們要做的嗎？

We're gonna say one nice thing, One nice thing when we say one nice thing about each other?

我們要說一句好話，一句好話，當我們對對方說一句好話？

Let's hope that everybody back home thinks to themselves.

讓我們希望每一個回家的人都在心裡想。

What's one nice thing that they can say to their loved one.

他們可以對自己的夫妻說什麼好話。

Whether it's a family member or friends or I really love how much you take care of me when I'm having a really hard day, you will get me an ice pack and you will bring me coffee in bed and you'll bring me downstairs and bring my, my pig hat and my stuffed toy pig.

無論是家人還是朋友，或者我真的很喜歡你對我的照顧，當我有一個非常艱難的一天，你會給我一個冰袋，你會在床上給我帶來咖啡，你會把我帶到樓下，帶來我的，我的豬帽子和我的毛絨玩具豬。

And I know that you could just go on about your day and be like whatever.

我知道，你可以繼續你的一天，並且像什麼一樣。

Like you're in a bad mood.

就像你心情不好一樣。

You could just like leave and do your own thing.

你可以像離開一樣，做你自己的事情。

But I really appreciate how much you show me love and care for me, my sweetheart.

但我真的很感激你對我的愛和關心，我的夫妻。

It means a lot to meet.

這對見面意味著很多。

I should have a crash and have started doing this part.

我應該有一個崩潰，已經開始做這部分。

That's it for this video zoom into your eyes is in the macro lens.

這就是這個視頻變焦到你的眼睛是在微距鏡頭。

You might want to take care of you forever.

你可能想永遠照顧好你。

I really love that.

我真的很喜歡這一點。

I feel motivated when I'm around you to do better to be better to try harder to be something that I wouldn't be if I was on my own because if I was on my own, I don't think I do half of the things that I want to do if it wasn't for you around.

當我在你身邊時，我感到有動力做得更好，更努力地去做一些我自己不會做的事情，因為如果我自己一個人，我不認為我做了一半我想做的事情，如果不是因為你在我身邊。

Thanks to love you girl.

感謝愛你的女孩。

I love you too.

我也愛你。

So much.

這麼多。

So much deep.

如此之深。

We need to not spray you in the face deed.

我們需要的不是噴在你臉上的契約。

It is not a bad idea, lip taste.

這不是一個壞主意，嘴脣的味道。

Let's pack up next time.

我們下次再收拾吧。

Are you going to surprise me?

你要給我一個驚喜嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Next time I'm gonna surprise you with $200.

下次我將給你200美元的驚喜。

Great.

很好。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。

I probably will believe a dog is coming back.

我可能會相信一隻狗會回來。

I'm determined for him to come here.

我決心讓他來這裡。

Come on martina.

來吧，馬蒂納。

Get your things together.

把你的東西放在一起。

Hello?

喂？

Ducky.

鴨子。

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

You're so excited.

你太激動了。

Beautiful.

很漂亮。

Hello?

喂？

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

Uh huh Oh yeah, this is the best video ever.

呃......哦，是的，這是有史以來最好的視頻。

This is the best video ever.

這是有史以來最好的視頻。

You're a good dog.

你是一條好狗。

Okay.

好的。

Are you might be a beautiful time.

你是否可能是一個美麗的時間。

Hello tom.

你好，湯姆。

Oh tom.

哦，湯姆。

Oh, okay.

哦，好的。

Okay.

好的。

There you go.

你去吧。

Top.

頂層。

No food for you tom 19.

沒有食物給你，湯姆19。

Hi tom.

嗨，湯姆。

Goodbye tom.

再見，湯姆。

Goodbye forever.

永別了。

Good bye forever.

永遠的告別。

Goodbye.

再見。

Oh, I'm so happy.

哦，我太高興了。

I love this video now.

我現在喜歡這個視頻。

Video needs to end right here.

視頻需要在這裡結束。

Anybody can say to make a good note.

任何人都可以說要做一個好的筆記。