Name: 日本便利店的野餐 (Japanese Convenience Store Picnic)
Uploaded: 2021-12-07T17:50:46.000Z
Duration: 10 min 55 s

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So even though we've been married for over 10 years now, it's still really important for us to go on dates.

是以，儘管我們已經結婚10多年了，但對我們來說，約會仍然非常重要。

And one of the things we like to do here in Japan is Philip a picnic basket and go down to the park today.

在日本，我們喜歡做的一件事就是今天帶著野餐籃子到公園去。

We're going to take you on one of our picnics.

我們要帶你參加我們的一次野餐。

You know, one thing that's quite different as we usually come out really late at night time because all the mosquitoes are usually like, oh, they're sleeping time period.

你知道，有一點是很不同的，因為我們通常在晚上出來的時候非常晚，因為所有的蚊子通常都喜歡，哦，他們在睡覺的時間段。

You know what, let's just set the mood with a little bit more romance.

你知道嗎，讓我們用更多一點的浪漫來調節氣氛。

但是，哦，這就是所有細節的味道嗎？

That's gonna not, no, I don't want them to cut of the video girl.

這不會，不，我不希望他們剪掉視頻中的女孩。

Okay, so I filled up the picnic basket today.

好的，所以我今天把野餐籃子裝滿了。

I went on a little adventure to fill it up with some unique things that we've never tried before and that you guys have probably not tried before.

我進行了一次小小的冒險，用一些我們從未嘗試過的、你們可能也未曾嘗試過的獨特東西來填充它。

So let's see what I have in my piggy back.

是以，讓我們看看我的豬圈裡有什麼。

I'm looking for because there's some multiple items.

我在尋找，因為有一些多個項目。

哦，這個盒子有一個圓形的邊緣。

This is the open to open open it the wrong way.

這是打開的方式，打開的方式不對。

Okay, this doesn't look like the most natural ice cream, I'll be honest, it's a sand.

好吧，這看起來不像是最自然的冰激凌，我說實話，這是個沙。

Remember this little puck right here of ice cream?

還記得這個小冰球嗎，就在這裡的冰激凌？

You have no idea how much ice packs for picnic basket or picnic basket might be 80% ice and I just couldn't get anything else in.

你不知道野餐籃子或野餐籃子的冰袋可能有80%是冰，而我就是沒辦法把別的東西放進去。

I just made a mistake of licking my fingers.

我只是犯了一個錯誤，舔了一下我的手指。

It was David Beckham's bt japan really does green tearing you hated green tea flavor when we're in north America.

這是大衛-貝克漢姆的bt日本真的做綠色撕裂你討厭的綠茶味道，當我們在北美。

Okay, so so you thought these picnics that we went on a romantic, I should probably not have put that adjective at the beginning.

好吧，所以你認為我們去的這些野餐很浪漫，我也許不應該把這個形容詞放在開頭。

These are sloppy and fun picnic that we go on together.

這些都是我們一起去的馬虎而有趣的野餐。

You know why this exploding the outsides coated in white chocolate.

你知道為什麼這個爆炸的外皮會塗上白巧克力。

This is white chocolate, white chocolate outside to keep it together.

這是白巧克力，外面是白巧克力，以保持它的完整性。

Green tea ice cream on the inside with red beans in there.

綠茶冰激凌在裡面，裡面有紅豆。

我的電纜，以前從未得到過這個。

It actually when you look at it, it looked pretty like bomb.

實際上當你看它的時候，它看起來很像炸彈。

但是當你品嚐它時，它是驚人的。

How are we going to clean ourselves up for this?

我們要如何為這個問題清理自己呢？

Come here puppy and that's how we killed a dog with deep fingers hung on.

來到這裡的小狗，這就是我們如何殺死一隻掛著深深的手指的狗。

We got detained by the police afterwards.

Inside, smooth and creamy Suzuki beans on the inside.

It wasn't like a pile of beans in your mouth and you're just like beans and the outside was so light and crispy.

它不像一堆豆子在你的嘴裡，你只是喜歡豆子，而且外面是那麼輕，那麼脆。

I almost felt like that was healthy for me.

我幾乎覺得這對我來說是健康的。

Yeah, girl, I want to mention the next couple things we go to the basket will not be as messy.

是的，女孩，我想說的是，接下來我們去的幾件事情，籃子不會那麼亂。

We needed to get this over with before I melted all over the place because this is my dinner and we started with desserts.

我們需要在我融化之前把這件事做完，因為這是我的晚餐，我們從甜點開始。

不要，我告訴你這是個壞主意。

Maybe just the palm who likes their pubs?

也許只是喜歡他們酒館的掌門人？

People like their fingers don't ever lick their palms.

喜歡自己手指的人從來不會舔自己的手掌。

We'll be right back after this short commercial break made for men by Men.

短暫的商業休息後，我們將馬上回來，這是為男人們製作的。

For men that don't want to get like a million mosquito bite and are okay with smelling like a pine cone dipped in lighter fluid not made by David Beckham and we're back.

對於那些不想被無數蚊子叮咬，並且可以接受聞起來像松果蘸打火機油一樣的男人來說，不是大衛-貝克漢姆製造的，我們回來了。

Honestly, honestly, honestly, this is the theory.

說實話，說實話，說實話，這就是理論。

The reason they have squeaky brakes are so that people get out of their way while I put jingle bells on my bike.

他們之所以有吱吱作響的剎車聲，是為了讓人們在我給自行車裝上叮叮噹噹的鈴鐺時避開他們的路。

You actually put a bear ball on and you were so obnoxious for the past couple of weeks that I actually had to remove it because it was really, really bad.

你實際上放了一個熊球，在過去的幾個星期裡，你是如此令人厭惡，我實際上不得不把它拿掉，因為它真的非常非常糟糕。

Some of us don't like honking their horn, but like suddenly getting people to move out of the way with their triangles.

我們中的一些人不喜歡按喇叭，但喜歡突然用三角板讓人讓開。

Girl, you should've just used an air horn.

Oh, that looks like Gucci john, that looks like an egg, that looks like beef with testament.

哦，那看起來像古奇-約翰，那看起來像雞蛋，那看起來像牛肉與遺囑。

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be cold.

Like they have like a mobile section and like a cold noodle stuff.

像他們有像移動部分和像冷麵的東西。

Sure this, I got from a convenience store and japanese convenience stores are bombastic lee.

當然這一點，我是從一家便利店得到的，日本的便利店是轟轟烈烈的利。

So you think of like 7 11 in north America, which in europe, I don't think you guys have them.

所以你認為像北美的7-11，在歐洲，我不認為你們有這些。

如果你確實有這些東西，請告訴我。

Seven elevens are like the garbage place to get diarrhea, you're like, hey, did you want diarrhea women?

Seven Elevens就像是拉肚子的垃圾場，你就像，嘿，你想拉肚子的女人嗎？

And by like the last place to get diarrhea?

而由像最後一個拉肚子的地方？

In japan, you lift the bowl to your mouth.

在日本，你把碗舉到你的嘴邊。

So okay, at this point it's looking a bit like a really bizarre spaghetti good God, so terrible.

所以好吧，在這一點上，它看起來有點像一個非常怪異的意大利麵條好神，如此可怕。

That means it's good because Simon does reverse psychology.

這意味著它是好的，因為西蒙做了反向心理學。

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