Hey, wait a minute, how come nobody's laughing at my hilarious joke.

嘿，等一下，怎麼沒有人笑我的搞笑笑話。

Did I get separated from the grip?

我與握把分離了嗎？

Am I allowed in the woods?

我可以進入森林嗎？

What's that?

那是什麼？

Who's there?

誰在那裡？

Oh man Oh man oh man oh man oh man Ed's, it's big by yet.

哦，夥計哦，夥計哦，夥計哦，夥計哦，Ed的，它的大由然而。

Wait so I am supposed to hold it in the flames or near foot flames.

等等，所以我應該把它放在火焰中或靠近腳下的火焰中。

I can't ever get this quite right.

我從來沒有把這個問題弄得很好。

I did it again.

我又做到了。

Oh marshy, I'm sorry your relatives is just too delicious over here.

哦，隰朋，我很抱歉，你的親戚在這裡實在太好吃了。

Oh man, I feel like I really screwed that one up guys.

哦，夥計，我覺得我真的把那件事搞砸了，夥計們。

You guys, you're not gonna believe what I just saw.

你們這些傢伙，你們不會相信我剛剛看到的東西。

Go ahead.

請講。

Try me.

試試我。

I saw big foot.

我看到了大腳。

Yeah right bro, but I did.

是的，兄弟，但我做到了。

I even made this drawing of him bro, That's either impressionistic genius or normal person dribble.

我甚至為他畫了這幅畫，兄弟，這要麼是印象派的天才，要麼是正常人的胡言亂語。

What do you want from me?

你想從我這裡得到什麼？

I'm super scared and I don't have any hands.

我超級害怕，我沒有任何手。

Sorry bro.

對不起，兄弟。

Maybe if you're taking a photo.

也許如果你在拍照。

Really?

真的嗎？

So no one believes me.

所以沒有人相信我。

I believe you.

我相信你。

What are we talking about?

我們在談論什麼？

Orange says he saw Bigfoot say no more.

橙子說他看到了大腳怪說不下去了。

I'll go get my Bigfoot track and get right now wait, that's right, keep it on my person at all times.

我去拿我的大腳板軌道，現在就去拿，這就對了，隨時隨地把它放在身上。

Let's go orange, but there is no time to waste.

讓我們走向橙色，但沒有時間可以浪費。

Bigfoot is on the move at this point.

大腳怪在這一點上正在移動。

You have any idea how big of an area we'll have to cover?

你知道我們要覆蓋多大的區域嗎？

I'm gonna guess a foot, shut up, come on.

我要猜一腳，閉嘴，來吧。

Anyway marshy.

總之隰朋。

Alright, my powers of deduction.

好吧，我的推理能力。

Tell me that if we follow these tracks eventually find hey be very quiet.

告訴我，如果我們沿著這些足跡最終發現嘿是非常安靜的。

I just drank an entire limoncello.

我剛剛喝了一整瓶檸檬酒。

I cry.

我哭了。

Oh great.

哦，太好了。

Look just stop making Excuse me.

聽著，不要再做對不起我的事了。

What was that for?

那是為了什麼？

What?

什麼？

It's rude not to say excuse me, but why are you going?

不說對不起是不禮貌的，但你為什麼要去？

Well the excuse has to be as loud as the burp.

那麼，藉口必須像打嗝一樣響亮。

Otherwise people way up in the woods.

否則人們就會在樹林裡走來走去。

Who heard the birds won't hear the apology actually makes sense.

誰聽到鳥的聲音就不會聽到道歉，其實是有道理的。

What the Roswell new Mexico ratings are sonar's detected a considerable and uncapped Garai visible vibration in this sector.

羅斯韋爾新墨西哥州的評級是聲納在這個部門檢測到一個相當大的和沒有上限的加萊可見振動。

Yeah, that was his orange letting off a little steam hitting the old steam whistle after work letting off a burp.

是的，那是他的橙子放出了一點蒸汽，在工作後打了一個嗝的老蒸汽哨子。

What is this verb you speak of?

你說的這個動詞是什麼？

If we tell you, will you promise not to probe us?

如果我們告訴你，你能保證不探測我們嗎？

No.

沒有。

Province says low here.

省裡在這裡說低。

If you want to know what a purpose.

如果你想知道什麼是目的。

Try some of this.

試試這個。

Hmm, interesting.

嗯，有意思。

Wait for it.

等著看吧。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑。

Thanks for the soda.

謝謝你的蘇打水。

See you soon Louie or should I say lose.

再見，路易或我應該說失去。

But I hate the ones who think they're comedians.

但我討厭那些認為自己是喜劇演員的人。

Well at least you got a picture of that alien and I can prove all my next hair is wrong once and for all.

好吧，至少你得到了那個外星人的照片，我可以證明我所有的下一個頭髮是錯誤的，一勞永逸。

And orange did get a picture of that alien, didn't you?

橙子確實拍到了那個外星人的照片，對嗎？

I'm Gornja.

我是戈爾尼亞。

It makes you feel any better.

這讓你感覺更好。

Make you can snap a picture of me and my friends.

讓你可以拍下我和我的朋友們的照片。

Why on earth would we want to take a picture of holy crap.

我們究竟為什麼要拍一張神聖的廢話。

It's you, you're the loch ness monster high.

是你，你是尼斯湖水怪高。

And this is the chupacabra.

而這就是卓柏卡布拉。

You eat my nephew back in 1982 electric con.

你在1982年的電商大會上吃了我的侄子。

I have a name.

我有一個名字。

It's Steve end marshmallows mother.

它是史蒂夫-末尾的棉花糖母親。

Whoa, What are you doing here?

哇，你在這裡做什麼？

Marshmallows mob dragged me in time for a funeral.

棉花糖暴徒把我拖到了一個葬禮上。

Apparently someone ate my nephew Greg and campsite not far from here.

顯然，有人吃了我的侄子格雷格和離這裡不遠的露營地。

I said defensive photograph.

我說防衛性照片。

I most certainly do not see a photo orange.

我當然沒有看到照片上的橙色。

Make sure you get it in focus.

確保你得到它的焦點。

Ok.

好的。

I've taken enough flurry photos, you know that no one believes him.

我已經拍了足夠多的毛毯照片，你知道沒有人相信他。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

One city is one and any funny one.

一個城市是一個和任何有趣的一個。

Alright.

好吧。

Everybody say cheese.

大家都說奶酪。

I'm allergic to cheese.

我對奶酪過敏。

Uh huh, interesting factoid.

嗯哼，有趣的事實。

Okay.

好的。

Everybody say I don't know who's about to be completely redeemed by this photographic proof of everything he's been claiming for the last three decades.

大家都說我不知道誰會被這個他過去三十年來一直聲稱的一切的照片證據徹底救贖。

I'm going to be something a wee bit shorter cheese crackers, whatever.

我打算做一些短一點的奶酪餅乾之類的東西。

I don't care.

我不在意。

Everyone could try saying my name, which is steve.

每個人都可以試著說我的名字，也就是史蒂夫。

That'll be a nice change of pace or it's just take it already.

這將是一個很好的改變，或者說是已經採取了。

Would you take the photo?

你會拍下這張照片嗎？

Just take the photo already now how?

現在就把照片拍了吧，怎麼拍？

Uh everyone dominoes?

呃大家多米諾骨牌？

No, wait, I need because I need this.

不，等等，我需要，因為我需要這個。

I'm sorry lou but taking a picture with this camera would be quite the feat.

我很抱歉，但用這臺相機拍照將是相當大的成就。

I can't believe.

我無法相信。

How could it Why, jeez, what's the matter luke's ask?

怎麼可能 為什麼，天啊，怎麼了，盧克的問？

Watch your tongue.

注意你的舌頭。

I Orange ratings lose.

我的橙色收視率下降。

But I'm gonna go that way.

但我要走那條路。

Hope.

希望。

Mm.

嗯。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。