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Uploaded: 2021-12-03T18:15:35.000Z
Duration: 4 min 58 s

加里-加里-加里-加里-加里-加里-加里。

I don't remember subscribing to fancy living, digest.

我不記得訂閱過《花樣年華》、《文摘》。

Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living.

看看這些對更高生活標準的光鮮描述。

He has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.

This goods, good shoes, get me stealing my mail.

這貨，好鞋，讓我偷走了我的郵件。

How do the people in that magazine get all that money.

那本雜誌的人是怎麼得到那些錢的。

They sell thanks to people quick, Patrick without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

他們的銷售得益於人們快速，帕特里克沒有思考，如果你現在可以擁有世界上的任何東西，你會是什麼？

Something you would pay for a chocolate bar.

你會花錢買一塊巧克力的東西。

我們能讓你對一些巧克力感興趣嗎？

I think you laid it on a bit thick there.

We gotta go, Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat.

我們得走了，對不起，巧克力有糖，糖會變成冒泡的脂肪。

As you can see me and chocolate no longer hang.

正如你所看到的，我和巧克力不再掛在一起。

I can't understand what we're doing wrong.

There must be something to this selling game that was just not getting other people do it.

這個銷售遊戲一定有什麼東西，只是沒有讓其他人做。

Well maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.

好吧，也許如果他們不誇大事實，他們就不會賣出那麼多。

And then you come in for the kill the kill.

Why my daughter yelling, You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

為什麼我的女兒大叫，你就是不能等我死，是嗎？

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

我記得他們第一次發明巧克力的時候。

哦，但這些巧克力不是用來吃的。

It's for you, rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

這是給你的，擦在你的皮膚上，它使你長生不老。

Come on, You lazy mary start rubbing me with that chocolate.

來吧，你這個懶惰的瑪麗開始用巧克力擦拭我。

Don't get me wrong, Patrick, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to whoa!

不要誤會我的意思，帕特里克，但是鎮上已經沒有人可以賣巧克力棒了哇!

讓我們面對現實吧，帕特里克是失敗者。

Let's change our names to why and bother.

讓我們把名字改為 "為什麼 "和 "麻煩"。

Finally, I've been trying to cut you boys all day now that I've got you right where I want you.

最後，我整天都在努力切割你們這些男孩，現在我已經把你們帶到了我想要的地方。

我們是否已經過上了花哨的生活。

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