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  • mm.

    毫米。

  • Mm hmm.

    嗯,嗯。

  • Mm It's good.

    嗯,這很好。

  • Hot Iron Man in the back.

    炙手可熱的鋼鐵俠在後面。

  • What that special guests Ben in.

    那位特別嘉賓本在。

  • Subscribe to my channel, not his.

    訂閱我的頻道,而不是他的。

  • We're just going to go to his channel two.

    我們只是要去他的第二頻道。

  • There you go wearing youtube shirt for fans.

    你去為粉絲穿上Youtube的襯衫。

  • Yeah, shout out to the Youtube Spain.

    是的,向Youtube的西班牙人喊話。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • The first app that I'm going to try, I actually didn't play this one.

    我要嘗試的第一個應用程序,實際上我沒有玩這個。

  • It's your cleaning app and basically you just cleaned someone else's ear until it's clean.

    這是你的清潔應用程序,基本上你只是清潔了別人的耳朵,直到它是乾淨的。

  • This is actually a fetish in japan.

    這實際上是日本的一種癖好。

  • I'm not gonna lie Like this is like some people are really into it.

    我不會撒謊,因為這就像有些人真的很喜歡它。

  • It turns them on an ear cleaning app and you're just like, what the buck.

    它把他們變成了一個清洗耳朵的應用程序,而你只是喜歡,什麼是降壓。

  • Okay, so this is going deep in there.

    好的,所以這是要深入到那裡。

  • Is this, do this review.

    是這樣的,做這個審查。

  • Let's, you just drop something in his ear.

    讓我們,你就在他的耳朵裡扔點東西。

  • Way too much fun with that.

    這方面的樂趣太多了。

  • Don't make him bleed.

    不要讓他流血。

  • So good tonight.

    今晚好極了。

  • He says it's not there.

    他說它不在那裡。

  • I thought my God died way bleed.

    我以為我的上帝死了的方式出血。

  • Don't give him a brain hemorrhage money.

    不要給他腦溢血的錢。

  • What is this morning?

    今天早上是什麼?

  • Can I change what?

    我可以改變什麼嗎?

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Oh, look what is no world.

    哦,看看什麼是沒有世界。

  • Oh my God, I wish, I wish that happened to me when I clean my ears.

    哦,我的上帝,我希望,我希望當我清洗耳朵時,這種情況發生在我身上。

  • Does feel good.

    確實感覺不錯。

  • I will say, yeah, there is a bit of a euphoria when you dig deep in your ears.

    我要說的是,是的,當你深挖你的耳朵時,有一點欣喜若狂。

  • Don't go too far kids.

    不要走得太遠,孩子們。

  • This is really weird right there.

    這真的很奇怪,就在那裡。

  • What happened?

    發生了什麼事?

  • You just unlocked the secret gateway in his gear canal.

    你剛剛解開了他的齒輪運河中的祕密通道。

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Yeah, that's the camera right there you can see.

    是的,那是相機,你可以看到。

  • So you're trying to get out.

    所以你想出去。

  • What you get out.

    你能得到什麼。

  • What about that?

    那怎麼辦?

  • No, no.

    不,不。

  • Get that bone out there.

    把那塊骨頭拿出來。

  • There's a ghost in his get right there.

    他在那裡得到了一個幽靈。

  • The bone.

    骨頭。

  • I can't I can't really know.

    我不能我不能真的知道。

  • I could have sworn you could.

    我可以發誓你可以。

  • Oh I didn't know you did mama did it.

    哦,我不知道你做了媽媽做的。

  • You got 6.1 ground.

    你有6.1級的地面。

  • I got a gross one basically the cats crying and you can make him happy by catching things.

    我有一個很噁心的,基本上是貓在哭,你可以通過抓東西讓他高興。

  • I think that's cool.

    我認為這很酷。

  • But he's still crying.

    但他還是在哭。

  • I think he's always like forever.

    我認為他總是像永遠。

  • This was like that free game you would get on your computer.

    這就像你在電腦上得到的那種免費遊戲。

  • He's so sad though.

    但他是如此悲傷。

  • Okay sad kitty.

    好了,傷心的小貓咪。

  • This is like baby's first like that.

    這就像寶寶的第一次一樣。

  • This is a cute be so sad.

    這是一個可愛的是如此悲傷。

  • Just like forever cry something you give to your kids.

    就像你給你的孩子的永遠哭泣的東西。

  • It'll just shut up.

    它就會閉嘴了。

  • They're like where are they coming from?

    他們就像他們從哪裡來?

  • Where?

    在哪裡?

  • Why does it sound like a toilet flushed?

    為什麼聽起來像沖廁所的聲音?

  • Yeah you're right.

    是的,你是對的。

  • Cleveland.

    克利夫蘭。

  • What about the paul sign?

    保爾的標誌呢?

  • What does that do other apps?

    這對其他應用程序有什麼作用?

  • It's just like telling you it.

    這就像告訴你它。

  • Oh my God it's see if you can bite the lamp or play with can o.

    哦,我的上帝,這是看你能不能咬住燈或玩能O。

  • Does like turning it off, make more mice come out probably.

    確實喜歡把它關掉,可能會讓更多的老鼠出來。

  • He looks so sad now.

    他現在看起來很悲傷。

  • He looks more sad than he was before in the dark.

    在黑暗中,他看起來比以前更悲傷。

  • He's still sad.

    他還是很傷心。

  • I think when you fill the bar up he's like happy again or maybe like explodes.

    我想當你把酒吧裝滿的時候,他就會再次高興起來,或者可能像爆炸一樣。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • This one is called alpaca or something.

    這個人叫羊駝還是什麼。

  • Alpaca one.

    羊駝一隻。

  • Oh I think I've seen something like this.

    哦,我想我已經看到了這樣的東西。

  • The alpaca population.

    羊駝的數量。

  • Yeah I've never played this?

    是的,我從來沒有玩過這個?

  • I am I am giraffe.

    我是我是長頸鹿。

  • I am drought.

    我是乾旱的。

  • Oh wait, did you just hit me?

    哦,等等,你剛才打我了嗎?

  • Oh damn.

    哦,該死。

  • So basically it's a game where you kill all your friends and you become the number one alpaca.

    是以,基本上這是一個遊戲,你殺死所有的朋友,你成為頭號羊駝。

  • Oh, I'm getting bigger.

    哦,我變大了。

  • You can absorb them.

    你可以吸收它們。

  • Oh, I absorbed.

    哦,我吸收了。

  • That is normal.

    這很正常。

  • I absorbed my friend.

    我吸收了我的朋友。

  • Oh, that is normal.

    哦,這很正常。

  • Die friends.

    死去的朋友。

  • Die, die six.

    死吧,死吧六。

  • What a fun Killing your friends.

    殺死你的朋友多麼有趣。

  • What does the star?

    這顆星是什麼?

  • I'm evolution level one rule.

    我是進化一級規則。

  • Does europe aka seek seek to rule or does he seek to obey?

    歐洲又名尋求統治,還是尋求服從?

  • I seek to rule.

    我尋求統治。

  • What I actually will appreciate is the fact that japanese developers did take the time that makes us in english.

    其實我很欣賞的是,日本的開發者確實花了很多時間,讓我們用英語來表達。

  • Oh, he's a prince.

    哦,他是個王子。

  • He's a prince.

    他是個王子。

  • Alpaca and it's standing, he's standing up.

    羊駝和它站著,他站起來了。

  • He can walk.

    他能走路。

  • He's a real man.

    他是一個真正的男人。

  • What do I do?

    我應該怎麼做?

  • There's nobody, I have no friends.

    沒有人,我沒有朋友。

  • You fill them all.

    你把它們都填滿。

  • We're gonna get to level.

    我們要達到水準了。

  • I'm just an old welcome walking around.

    我只是一個到處走動的老歡迎。

  • Who dares to follow my room?

    誰敢跟蹤我的房間?

  • You're gonna get snapped today.

    你今天會被搶走的。

  • It's like you go.

    這就像你去。

  • There you go.

    你去吧。

  • I have a vault.

    我有一個金庫。

  • What the buck!

    什麼東西!?

  • Just, Oh my God damn.

    只是,哦,我的天啊,該死。

  • Oh God, that's gross.

    哦,天哪,太噁心了。

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • What is happening?

    發生了什麼事?

  • He can't control his arm.

    他無法控制自己的手臂。

  • And he's like, hey joe.

    他就說,嘿,喬。

  • Oh no.

    哦,不。

  • Hi Fi Broch.

    Hi Fi Broch.

  • It was that dollar from last time.

    是上次的那塊錢。

  • Oh, billy, billy right away.

    哦,比利,馬上比利。

  • Don't get near me really make my monster grow a Zorba press.

    不要靠近我真的讓我的怪物長出一個佐巴按。

  • Mm hmm, did you?

    嗯哼,你有嗎?

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Like what was happening?

    比如說發生了什麼?

  • It was like, take a look at that.

    這就像,看一看那個。

  • Okay, the next one is um stand up dolphin.

    好的,下一個是嗯站立的海豚。

  • All right.

    好的。

  • Stand up dolphins.

    站起來的海豚。

  • Stand up dolphin.

    站起來的海豚。

  • Can you stand up dolphin?

    你能站起來的海豚嗎?

  • So basically all you do like they just go right for the ads.

    是以,基本上你所做的一切就像他們直接去做廣告。

  • To some money.

    為了一些錢。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I don't understand this game at all.

    我完全不明白這個遊戲。

  • Oh, you can move them.

    哦,你可以移動它們。

  • I got a score.

    我得到了一個分數。

  • I just moved him.

    我只是感動了他。

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • I just heard you gotta score.

    我只是聽說你必須得分。

  • What do we do now?

    我們現在該怎麼做?

  • Ready?

    準備好了嗎?

  • Ready?

    準備好了嗎?

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Oh yeah, I got it.

    哦,是的,我知道了。

  • I got you know what?

    我有你知道嗎?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I got it.

    我知道了。

  • I got it.

    我知道了。

  • No, no, no, no, no.

    不,不,不,不,不,不。

  • I think I got it.

    我想我明白了。

  • It's like black there.

    那裡就像黑色。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Then.

    然後。

  • Oh, I think I remember.

    哦,我想我記得。

  • Oh, that is so awesome.

    哦,這真是太了不起了。

  • How far does it go?

    它能走多遠?

  • It's like a monster dog.

    這就像一隻怪物狗。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • And then there you go.

    然後你就去了。

  • There you go.

    你去吧。

  • And I'm so good night.

    而我是如此美好的夜晚。

  • You might turn by turn.

    你可能會逐一轉彎。

  • Ready go.

    準備出發。

  • No, it's harder than look good.

    不,這比好看更難。

  • Yours isn't going to go that far.

    你的不會走那麼遠。

  • Well, we didn't like jack up.

    好吧,我們不喜歡抬高。

  • No hap performance issues.

    沒有任何性能問題。

  • All right.

    好的。

  • Let's see you.

    讓我們來看看你。

  • It's the weirdest thing ever.

    這是最奇怪的事情。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • See you're really good at getting it up, but you fail at the distance.

    你看,你真的很擅長把它弄上去,但你在距離上失敗了。

  • Yeah, she veto basically.

    是的,她基本上否決了。

  • You raise my ashy and they have faces on them and maya, she's like bean sprouts.

    你養了我的阿西,他們身上有臉,瑪雅,她就像豆芽菜。

  • Oh, this one has like Elvis hair.

    哦,這個人的頭髮像貓王。

  • Oh, look at that.

    哦,看看這個。

  • And you just picked Oh, I found a new species of moya.

    而你只是挑選了 哦,我發現了一個新的莫亞物種。

  • She, wow.

    她,哇。

  • So basically they just like look at you and stare into your soul and then they're like, pick me, pick me.

    所以基本上他們就像看著你,盯著你的靈魂,然後他們就像,選我,選我。

  • Yeah, that's that.

    是的,就是這樣。

  • I'm just like girl.

    我就像女孩一樣。

  • No.

    沒有。

  • Yeah, she, and then you have to like spray them like keep them healthy.

    是的,她,然後你必須像噴灑它們一樣保持它們的健康。

  • Can your really weird?

    你真的可以很奇怪嗎?

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Hey, you know, they found something that works.

    嘿,你知道,他們發現了一些有效的東西。

  • You gotta get it wet kelly, get it wet.

    你得把它弄溼,凱利,把它弄溼。

  • So I had to get away.

    所以我不得不離開。

  • I were dating someone and I saw this on their phone, I'd be like by really, is that a deal breaker for you?

    如果我和某人約會,在他們的手機上看到這個,我就會說,真的,這對你來說是一個交易障礙嗎?

  • Why am I playing who?

    為什麼我在玩誰?

  • Oh, you can change the place to Okay, now we're like, we're upgrading Okay, now we're gonna book, wow, there's an ad.

    哦,你可以把這個地方改成 好的,現在我們就像,我們正在升級 好的,現在我們要預訂,哇,有一個廣告。

  • No, we don't need ribbons.

    不,我們不需要絲帶。

  • I got a smart, you got the nerd moya she so you can get like kill time.

    我有一個聰明的,你有一個書呆子莫亞她,所以你可以得到像殺時間。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • No, that's recommended.

    不,那是建議。

  • Apps like how some of these apps recommend different apps for you because there are some that this one's coming soon.

    像一些應用程序如何為你推薦不同的應用程序,因為有一些這個即將到來的應用程序。

  • Also we might have earthworm jim for some reason this does not look right.

    另外,我們可能有蚯蚓吉姆,因為某些原因,這看起來不對。

  • No, none of it does.

    不,沒有一個是這樣的。

  • Okay, I'll share, I'll tweet it and people will be like, mhm Mhm.

    好的,我會分享,我會發推特,人們會喜歡,嗯嗯嗯。

  • Party Oh yeah, snap is like uh well yeah, she part that you got drunk.

    派對 哦,是的,扣扣就像呃......是的,她有一部分是你喝醉了。

  • Okay, I'm about to be done with.

    好了,我馬上就要結束了。

  • No, you got it.

    不,你說對了。

  • The leader.

    領導人。

  • Okay, The next app is called Chaser and basically it's a shoot Okay, so basically this app is a stalker app and you have to like go after this woman and if she sees you then it's game over.

    好的,下一個應用程序叫做 "追逐者",基本上是一個拍攝 好的,所以基本上這個應用程序是一個跟蹤者的應用程序,你必須喜歡去追這個女人,如果她看到你,那麼遊戲就結束。

  • And if she gets away then it's game over.

    如果她逃脫了,那麼遊戲就結束了。

  • It's really hard.

    這真的很難。

  • You have the time it correctly.

    你必須正確把握時間。

  • Like watch.

    喜歡看。

  • Oh so you're like, and then you like keep walking.

    哦,所以你喜歡,然後你喜歡繼續走。

  • It's really hard.

    這真的很難。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Uh Oh no, I love it.

    哦,不,我喜歡它。

  • It's so hard.

    這真是太難了。

  • That's why I don't date japanese guys.

    這就是為什麼我不和日本人約會。

  • That's a whole nother story.

    那是另一個故事。

  • Alright, high.

    好吧,高。

  • Let me see.

    讓我看看。

  • Let me say let me use my pervert powers.

    讓我說讓我使用我的變態能力。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Oh too late.

    哦,太晚了。

  • No.

    沒有。

  • Look.

    看。

  • Music just stopped, nah, no.

    音樂剛剛停止,不,不。

  • What happened?

    發生了什麼事?

  • I think like glitches.

    我覺得像小毛病。

  • Yeah, sometimes it's a little tricky.

    是的,有時這有點棘手。

  • I like how this is such a common thing in Japan that they made an app for it.

    我喜歡這在日本是如此普遍的事情,以至於他們為它做了一個應用程序。

  • There's an app for that.

    有一個應用程序可以做這個。

  • I think you got smaller banger here.

    我認為你在這裡得到了較小的垃圾。

  • Got such a weird game to see someone playing on the train.

    看到有人在火車上玩這種奇怪的遊戲。

  • Yeah, I think so.

    是的,我想是的。

  • High.

    高。

  • I agree.

    我同意。

  • So close.

    如此接近。

  • 2019.

    2019.

  • Oh boy.

    哦,孩子。

  • Here we go.

    在這裡,我們走了。

  • The moment you all have been waiting for.

    你們都在等待的這一時刻。

  • You know, what is anyone now, predator?

    你知道,現在的人是什麼,掠奪者?

  • 10, 10 more.

    10,再來10。

  • 10 More m.

    10更多米。

  • Here we go.

    在這裡,我們走了。

  • Oh no way she's home.

    哦,不可能,她回家了。

  • We found your home.

    我們找到了你的家。

  • This is creepy.

    這是令人毛骨悚然的。

  • This is crazy.

    這很瘋狂。

  • What is he gonna do?

    他要做什麼呢?

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?