Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Mm It's good.

嗯，這很好。

Hot Iron Man in the back.

炙手可熱的鋼鐵俠在後面。

What that special guests Ben in.

那位特別嘉賓本在。

Subscribe to my channel, not his.

訂閱我的頻道，而不是他的。

We're just going to go to his channel two.

我們只是要去他的第二頻道。

There you go wearing youtube shirt for fans.

你去為粉絲穿上Youtube的襯衫。

Yeah, shout out to the Youtube Spain.

是的，向Youtube的西班牙人喊話。

Okay.

好的。

The first app that I'm going to try, I actually didn't play this one.

我要嘗試的第一個應用程序，實際上我沒有玩這個。

It's your cleaning app and basically you just cleaned someone else's ear until it's clean.

這是你的清潔應用程序，基本上你只是清潔了別人的耳朵，直到它是乾淨的。

This is actually a fetish in japan.

這實際上是日本的一種癖好。

I'm not gonna lie Like this is like some people are really into it.

我不會撒謊，因為這就像有些人真的很喜歡它。

It turns them on an ear cleaning app and you're just like, what the buck.

它把他們變成了一個清洗耳朵的應用程序，而你只是喜歡，什麼是降壓。

Okay, so this is going deep in there.

好的，所以這是要深入到那裡。

Is this, do this review.

是這樣的，做這個審查。

Let's, you just drop something in his ear.

讓我們，你就在他的耳朵裡扔點東西。

Way too much fun with that.

這方面的樂趣太多了。

Don't make him bleed.

不要讓他流血。

So good tonight.

今晚好極了。

He says it's not there.

他說它不在那裡。

I thought my God died way bleed.

我以為我的上帝死了的方式出血。

Don't give him a brain hemorrhage money.

不要給他腦溢血的錢。

What is this morning?

今天早上是什麼？

Can I change what?

我可以改變什麼嗎？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Oh, look what is no world.

哦，看看什麼是沒有世界。

Oh my God, I wish, I wish that happened to me when I clean my ears.

哦，我的上帝，我希望，我希望當我清洗耳朵時，這種情況發生在我身上。

Does feel good.

確實感覺不錯。

I will say, yeah, there is a bit of a euphoria when you dig deep in your ears.

我要說的是，是的，當你深挖你的耳朵時，有一點欣喜若狂。

Don't go too far kids.

不要走得太遠，孩子們。

This is really weird right there.

這真的很奇怪，就在那裡。

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

You just unlocked the secret gateway in his gear canal.

你剛剛解開了他的齒輪運河中的祕密通道。

What is this?

這是什麼？

Yeah, that's the camera right there you can see.

是的，那是相機，你可以看到。

So you're trying to get out.

所以你想出去。

What you get out.

你能得到什麼。

What about that?

那怎麼辦？

No, no.

不，不。

Get that bone out there.

把那塊骨頭拿出來。

There's a ghost in his get right there.

他在那裡得到了一個幽靈。

The bone.

骨頭。

I can't I can't really know.

我不能我不能真的知道。

I could have sworn you could.

我可以發誓你可以。

Oh I didn't know you did mama did it.

哦，我不知道你做了媽媽做的。

You got 6.1 ground.

你有6.1級的地面。

I got a gross one basically the cats crying and you can make him happy by catching things.

我有一個很噁心的，基本上是貓在哭，你可以通過抓東西讓他高興。

I think that's cool.

我認為這很酷。

But he's still crying.

但他還是在哭。

I think he's always like forever.

我認為他總是像永遠。

This was like that free game you would get on your computer.

這就像你在電腦上得到的那種免費遊戲。

He's so sad though.

但他是如此悲傷。

Okay sad kitty.

好了，傷心的小貓咪。

This is like baby's first like that.

這就像寶寶的第一次一樣。

This is a cute be so sad.

這是一個可愛的是如此悲傷。

Just like forever cry something you give to your kids.

就像你給你的孩子的永遠哭泣的東西。

It'll just shut up.

它就會閉嘴了。

They're like where are they coming from?

他們就像他們從哪裡來？

Where?

在哪裡？

Why does it sound like a toilet flushed?

為什麼聽起來像沖廁所的聲音？

Yeah you're right.

是的，你是對的。

Cleveland.

克利夫蘭。

What about the paul sign?

保爾的標誌呢？

What does that do other apps?

這對其他應用程序有什麼作用？

It's just like telling you it.

這就像告訴你它。

Oh my God it's see if you can bite the lamp or play with can o.

哦，我的上帝，這是看你能不能咬住燈或玩能O。

Does like turning it off, make more mice come out probably.

確實喜歡把它關掉，可能會讓更多的老鼠出來。

He looks so sad now.

他現在看起來很悲傷。

He looks more sad than he was before in the dark.

在黑暗中，他看起來比以前更悲傷。

He's still sad.

他還是很傷心。

I think when you fill the bar up he's like happy again or maybe like explodes.

我想當你把酒吧裝滿的時候，他就會再次高興起來，或者可能像爆炸一樣。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

This one is called alpaca or something.

這個人叫羊駝還是什麼。

Alpaca one.

羊駝一隻。

Oh I think I've seen something like this.

哦，我想我已經看到了這樣的東西。

The alpaca population.

羊駝的數量。

Yeah I've never played this?

是的，我從來沒有玩過這個？

I am I am giraffe.

我是我是長頸鹿。

I am drought.

我是乾旱的。

Oh wait, did you just hit me?

哦，等等，你剛才打我了嗎？

Oh damn.

哦，該死。

So basically it's a game where you kill all your friends and you become the number one alpaca.

是以，基本上這是一個遊戲，你殺死所有的朋友，你成為頭號羊駝。

Oh, I'm getting bigger.

哦，我變大了。

You can absorb them.

你可以吸收它們。

Oh, I absorbed.

哦，我吸收了。

That is normal.

這很正常。

I absorbed my friend.

我吸收了我的朋友。

Oh, that is normal.

哦，這很正常。

Die friends.

死去的朋友。

Die, die six.

死吧，死吧六。

What a fun Killing your friends.

殺死你的朋友多麼有趣。

What does the star?

這顆星是什麼？

I'm evolution level one rule.

我是進化一級規則。

Does europe aka seek seek to rule or does he seek to obey?

歐洲又名尋求統治，還是尋求服從？

I seek to rule.

我尋求統治。

What I actually will appreciate is the fact that japanese developers did take the time that makes us in english.

其實我很欣賞的是，日本的開發者確實花了很多時間，讓我們用英語來表達。

Oh, he's a prince.

哦，他是個王子。

He's a prince.

他是個王子。

Alpaca and it's standing, he's standing up.

羊駝和它站著，他站起來了。

He can walk.

他能走路。

He's a real man.

他是一個真正的男人。

What do I do?

我應該怎麼做？

There's nobody, I have no friends.

沒有人，我沒有朋友。

You fill them all.

你把它們都填滿。

We're gonna get to level.

我們要達到水準了。

I'm just an old welcome walking around.

我只是一個到處走動的老歡迎。

Who dares to follow my room?

誰敢跟蹤我的房間？

You're gonna get snapped today.

你今天會被搶走的。

It's like you go.

這就像你去。

There you go.

你去吧。

I have a vault.

我有一個金庫。

What the buck!

什麼東西！？

Just, Oh my God damn.

只是，哦，我的天啊，該死。

Oh God, that's gross.

哦，天哪，太噁心了。

Whoa!

哇!

What is happening?

發生了什麼事？

He can't control his arm.

他無法控制自己的手臂。

And he's like, hey joe.

他就說，嘿，喬。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Hi Fi Broch.

Hi Fi Broch.

It was that dollar from last time.

是上次的那塊錢。

Oh, billy, billy right away.

哦，比利，馬上比利。

Don't get near me really make my monster grow a Zorba press.

不要靠近我真的讓我的怪物長出一個佐巴按。

Mm hmm, did you?

嗯哼，你有嗎？

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Like what was happening?

比如說發生了什麼？

It was like, take a look at that.

這就像，看一看那個。

Okay, the next one is um stand up dolphin.

好的，下一個是嗯站立的海豚。

All right.

好的。

Stand up dolphins.

站起來的海豚。

Stand up dolphin.

站起來的海豚。

Can you stand up dolphin?

你能站起來的海豚嗎？

So basically all you do like they just go right for the ads.

是以，基本上你所做的一切就像他們直接去做廣告。

To some money.

為了一些錢。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't understand this game at all.

我完全不明白這個遊戲。

Oh, you can move them.

哦，你可以移動它們。

I got a score.

我得到了一個分數。

I just moved him.

我只是感動了他。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I just heard you gotta score.

我只是聽說你必須得分。

What do we do now?

我們現在該怎麼做？

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Mhm.

嗯。

What?

什麼？

Oh yeah, I got it.

哦，是的，我知道了。

I got you know what?

我有你知道嗎？

What?

什麼？

I got it.

我知道了。

I got it.

我知道了。

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不。

I think I got it.

我想我明白了。

It's like black there.

那裡就像黑色。

Yeah.

是的。

Then.

然後。

Oh, I think I remember.

哦，我想我記得。

Oh, that is so awesome.

哦，這真是太了不起了。

How far does it go?

它能走多遠？

It's like a monster dog.

這就像一隻怪物狗。

Yeah.

是的。

And then there you go.

然後你就去了。

There you go.

你去吧。

And I'm so good night.

而我是如此美好的夜晚。

You might turn by turn.

你可能會逐一轉彎。

Ready go.

準備出發。

No, it's harder than look good.

不，這比好看更難。

Yours isn't going to go that far.

你的不會走那麼遠。

Well, we didn't like jack up.

好吧，我們不喜歡抬高。

No hap performance issues.

沒有任何性能問題。

All right.

好的。

Let's see you.

讓我們來看看你。

It's the weirdest thing ever.

這是最奇怪的事情。

Yeah.

是的。

See you're really good at getting it up, but you fail at the distance.

你看，你真的很擅長把它弄上去，但你在距離上失敗了。

Yeah, she veto basically.

是的，她基本上否決了。

You raise my ashy and they have faces on them and maya, she's like bean sprouts.

你養了我的阿西，他們身上有臉，瑪雅，她就像豆芽菜。

Oh, this one has like Elvis hair.

哦，這個人的頭髮像貓王。

Oh, look at that.

哦，看看這個。

And you just picked Oh, I found a new species of moya.

而你只是挑選了 哦，我發現了一個新的莫亞物種。

She, wow.

她，哇。

So basically they just like look at you and stare into your soul and then they're like, pick me, pick me.

所以基本上他們就像看著你，盯著你的靈魂，然後他們就像，選我，選我。

Yeah, that's that.

是的，就是這樣。

I'm just like girl.

我就像女孩一樣。

No.

沒有。

Yeah, she, and then you have to like spray them like keep them healthy.

是的，她，然後你必須像噴灑它們一樣保持它們的健康。

Can your really weird?

你真的可以很奇怪嗎？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Hey, you know, they found something that works.

嘿，你知道，他們發現了一些有效的東西。

You gotta get it wet kelly, get it wet.

你得把它弄溼，凱利，把它弄溼。

So I had to get away.

所以我不得不離開。

I were dating someone and I saw this on their phone, I'd be like by really, is that a deal breaker for you?

如果我和某人約會，在他們的手機上看到這個，我就會說，真的，這對你來說是一個交易障礙嗎？

Why am I playing who?

為什麼我在玩誰？

Oh, you can change the place to Okay, now we're like, we're upgrading Okay, now we're gonna book, wow, there's an ad.

哦，你可以把這個地方改成 好的，現在我們就像，我們正在升級 好的，現在我們要預訂，哇，有一個廣告。

No, we don't need ribbons.

不，我們不需要絲帶。

I got a smart, you got the nerd moya she so you can get like kill time.

我有一個聰明的，你有一個書呆子莫亞她，所以你可以得到像殺時間。

What?

什麼？

No, that's recommended.

不，那是建議。

Apps like how some of these apps recommend different apps for you because there are some that this one's coming soon.

像一些應用程序如何為你推薦不同的應用程序，因為有一些這個即將到來的應用程序。

Also we might have earthworm jim for some reason this does not look right.

另外，我們可能有蚯蚓吉姆，因為某些原因，這看起來不對。

No, none of it does.

不，沒有一個是這樣的。

Okay, I'll share, I'll tweet it and people will be like, mhm Mhm.

好的，我會分享，我會發推特，人們會喜歡，嗯嗯嗯。

Party Oh yeah, snap is like uh well yeah, she part that you got drunk.

派對 哦，是的，扣扣就像呃......是的，她有一部分是你喝醉了。

Okay, I'm about to be done with.

好了，我馬上就要結束了。

No, you got it.

不，你說對了。

The leader.

領導人。

Okay, The next app is called Chaser and basically it's a shoot Okay, so basically this app is a stalker app and you have to like go after this woman and if she sees you then it's game over.

好的，下一個應用程序叫做 "追逐者"，基本上是一個拍攝 好的，所以基本上這個應用程序是一個跟蹤者的應用程序，你必須喜歡去追這個女人，如果她看到你，那麼遊戲就結束。

And if she gets away then it's game over.

如果她逃脫了，那麼遊戲就結束了。

It's really hard.

這真的很難。

You have the time it correctly.

你必須正確把握時間。

Like watch.

喜歡看。

Oh so you're like, and then you like keep walking.

哦，所以你喜歡，然後你喜歡繼續走。

It's really hard.

這真的很難。

What?

什麼？

Uh Oh no, I love it.

哦，不，我喜歡它。

It's so hard.

這真是太難了。

That's why I don't date japanese guys.

這就是為什麼我不和日本人約會。

That's a whole nother story.

那是另一個故事。

Alright, high.

好吧，高。

Let me see.

讓我看看。

Let me say let me use my pervert powers.

讓我說讓我使用我的變態能力。

Okay.

好的。

Oh too late.

哦，太晚了。

No.

沒有。

Look.

看。

Music just stopped, nah, no.

音樂剛剛停止，不，不。

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

I think like glitches.

我覺得像小毛病。

Yeah, sometimes it's a little tricky.

是的，有時這有點棘手。

I like how this is such a common thing in Japan that they made an app for it.

我喜歡這在日本是如此普遍的事情，以至於他們為它做了一個應用程序。

There's an app for that.

有一個應用程序可以做這個。

I think you got smaller banger here.

我認為你在這裡得到了較小的垃圾。

Got such a weird game to see someone playing on the train.

看到有人在火車上玩這種奇怪的遊戲。

Yeah, I think so.

是的，我想是的。

High.

高。

I agree.

我同意。

So close.

如此接近。

2019.

2019.

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

The moment you all have been waiting for.

你們都在等待的這一時刻。

You know, what is anyone now, predator?

你知道，現在的人是什麼，掠奪者？

10, 10 more.

10，再來10。

10 More m.

10更多米。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Oh no way she's home.

哦，不可能，她回家了。

We found your home.

我們找到了你的家。

This is creepy.

這是令人毛骨悚然的。

This is crazy.

這很瘋狂。

What is he gonna do?

他要做什麼呢？

What is that?

那是什麼？