Not my thing.

不是我的事。

Hey guys, we're taking you guys on an amorous adventure.

嘿，夥計們，我們要帶你們進行一次風情萬種的冒險。

I am feeling very yankee.

我感到非常美國化。

I've just had lots of coffee.

我剛剛喝了很多咖啡。

Simon.

西蒙。

However, look at that kid running past with energy.

然而，看看那個跑過去的孩子，精力充沛。

How do people handle chat Like mm hmm.

人們如何處理哈拉 像mm hmm。

I got like two hours of sleep last night.

我昨晚大概睡了兩個小時。

But I'm really good at living off of really small amounts of sleep because that's just my life.

但我真的很擅長靠非常小的睡眠量來生活，因為這就是我的生活。

Right?

對嗎？

We came back from Sweden and Denmark and we are totally fun.

我們從瑞典和丹麥回來，我們完全是在玩。

I'm sure that was just a big sheep.

我相信那只是一隻大綿羊。

Right?

對嗎？

And I was just like a farmer.

而我就像一個農夫。

I might be yankee, but I'm definitely tired and crazy.

我可能是北方人，但我絕對是疲憊和瘋狂。

So get ready for a cold gray, easy adventure Simon.

是以，準備好迎接一個寒冷的灰色，輕鬆的冒險西蒙。

Oh, donkey.

哦，驢子。

I on the other hand, why are you wearing my hat on your hat?

而我呢，你為什麼要把我的帽子戴在你的帽子上？

Do not handle sleepiness as well as Martinez.

不要像馬丁內斯那樣處理睏倦。

Look at this.

看看這個。

What's happening here.

這裡正在發生什麼。

All right.

好的。

Look, your pervert.

看，你的變態。

Don't run my chess in public.

不要在公共場合運行我的國際象棋。

What I want.

我想要什麼。

Sexual harassment was a whistle.

性騷擾是一個口哨。

No, this lady.

不，這位女士。

I don't.

我不知道。

Right now we are in Cohen jeep Chief city.

現在我們在科恩-吉普車長市。

That's right.

這就對了。

I didn't make up that middle part.

中間那部分不是我編的。

If you look right here.

如果你看這裡。

One of our crazy nights out adventuring and we went to this bar.

我們在外面冒險的一個瘋狂夜晚，我們去了這個酒吧。

Cohen G is kind of like a punk rock kind of feel.

Cohen G有點像朋克搖滾的那種感覺。

It's the, it's the grungy ist people with dyed hair.

是那些，是那些染著頭髮的邋遢的科特人。

Lots of tattoos here.

這裡有很多刺青。

This is where I get my beard trimmed.

這是我修剪鬍鬚的地方。

Everyone's got tattoos at the place also.

在這個地方，每個人都有刺青。

And they play a lot of gangster rap.

他們還播放了大量的黑幫說唱。

My God, What a cute location.

我的上帝，多麼可愛的地點。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

To Tiki, Whoa.

對提基來說，哇。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

We're talking about gangster stuff.

我們正在談論黑幫的東西。

Yes, it's very gangster, gangster.

是的，這很黑幫，很黑幫。

Look at the ice cream everywhere.

看看到處都是冰激凌。

Oh my God, like during the daytime you can come here for a lot of retro fields.

哦，我的上帝，就像在白天，你可以來這裡的很多復古領域。

They have a lot of vintage shops and they have vintage toys and they have a lot of records and stuff.

他們有很多復古商店，他們有復古玩具，他們有很多唱片和其他東西。

But then at night time it becomes like super grimy tons of drunk people.

但到了晚上，這裡就變成了超級陰暗的地方，到處都是喝醉的人。

All the punk clubs are still here but they're kind of underground.

所有的朋克俱樂部都還在這裡，但它們是一種地下的。

So you're falling asleep, corn.

所以你要睡著了，玉米。

She is punk.

她是朋克。

Let's go.

我們走吧。

But it's very quiet.

但它非常安靜。

You can't hear it.

你聽不到它。

You come here, you're like, whoa, I love this shop.

你來到這裡，你會覺得，哇，我喜歡這家店。

I mean just once.

我是說就一次。

Just wait just one second.

只需等待一秒鐘。

It's a huge hamster.

這是一隻巨大的倉鼠。

I've always wanted a hamster.

我一直想要一隻倉鼠。

This big zucchini in front of the house.

屋前的這個大西葫蘆。

We already have some stuff in front of only $8.

我們已經有一些東西在前面，只有8美元。

Look, he's like look at my Crotch.

看，他就像在看我的褲襠。

Becky if there's a Pekinese dog, we have to get it?

貝基如果有一隻北京狗，我們就必須得到它？

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

Doggie service.

狗狗的服務。

Have you seen any peeking these dogs around here?

你在這裡見過任何偷看這些狗的人嗎？

I'm looking for something that looks like a peak.

我在尋找一個看起來像山峰的東西。

Any of you?

你們中有人嗎？

Do you have any answers?

你有什麼答案嗎？

How about you, nope.

你呢，沒有。

That looks like members in the back right there.

這看起來就像後面的成員在那裡。

Okay, alright, you're killing me woman.

好吧，好吧，你殺了我的女人。

Uh leave, how do you get to go sight loss here?

呃......離開，你怎麼能在這裡去視力下降呢？

The birds.

鳥兒們。

I think we should go that way and get out of the sun.

我想我們應該走那條路，避開陽光。

That's my theory because guys mushi Tsui.

這是我的理論，因為這些人都是徐志摩。

It is so hot and humid here right now.

現在這裡是如此炎熱和潮溼。

It was actually one of our favorite side streets.

這實際上是我們最喜歡的一條小街。

So normally we come here at night time.

所以通常我們在晚上來這裡。

I've never ever seen it during the day.

我從來沒有在白天看過它。

I just assumed that everything was closed.

我只是假設一切都已關閉。

But if you hang a left, we did a live stream here before.

但是，如果你掛了一個左邊，我們之前在這裡做了一個直播。

This is a really fun neighborhood.

這是一個非常有趣的社區。

I 10 10 recommend coming here and just exploring all these is the key is when they finally opened up there, it is.

我10 10建議來這裡，只是探索所有這些是關鍵是當他們終於打開了那裡，它是。

See I sat there and Simon, Simon showed everybody the penis bar.

看到我坐在那裡，西蒙，西蒙向大家展示了陰莖吧。

Great Snooky penis bar.

偉大的Snooky陰莖吧。

That's right.

這就對了。

Which I feel like, yeah, we have to go back to, this is Sub store.

我覺得，是的，我們必須回去，這就是Sub商店。

Sub store is an awesome little record shop.

子店是一個很棒的小唱片店。

I follow him on Instagram if you guys want to know more about them.

如果你們想了解更多關於他們的資訊，我在Instagram上關注他。

But I recommend recommended 10 out of 10.

但我推薦的是10分之1。

Oh ducky.

哦，小鴨子。

Look at you trying to be yankee, you're not yankee right now.

看看你想成為美國佬，你現在不是美國佬。

I'm very cranky.

我非常暴躁。

Are you?

你是嗎？

What are you gonna order?

你打算點什麼？

Alright, so which one you think you're gonna get?

好吧，那麼你認為你會得到哪一個？

This is the traditional kind And then we've got some updated version, tomato toast with cheese.

這是傳統的那種 然後我們有一些更新的版本，番茄吐司加奶酪。

I'm gonna get the tomato cheese, hashed beef, creamy mushroom.

我將會得到番茄奶酪，碎牛肉，奶油蘑菇。

This kind of like Demi glaze is the very like, this is the very typical kind and then they have the tomato and ketchup to kind of balance it off seasonal with cheese.

這種像德米釉是非常喜歡的，這是非常典型的那種，然後他們有西紅柿和番茄醬來平衡它與奶酪的季節性。

That looks pretty great.

這看起來很不錯。

Almost all right.

幾乎所有的權利。

So you're gonna tomatoes with the cheese.

所以你要用西紅柿做奶酪。

You want anything to drink?

你想喝點什麼嗎？

Mm water?

嗯，水？

Lots and lots of water.

大量和大量的水。

Okay.

好的。

From a hydro homies.

來自一個水力公司的朋友。

When ***.

當***。

When are you getting?

你什麼時候得到？

Well, I really wanted that one.

好吧，我真的想要那個。

You could get it to, you know, the same thing as you guys.

你可以把它弄到，你知道，和你們一樣。

Is anyone else do the same if you're going out with someone and it's the first time you've gone to a restaurant, you're like, I really don't wanna get the same thing because now we can try things, but maybe you're the kind of person who doesn't share if that happens.

是否有人也會這樣做，如果你和某人出去，這是你們第一次去餐廳，你會想，我真的不想吃同樣的東西，因為現在我們可以嘗試一些東西，但也許你是那種不分享的人，如果發生這種情況。

Also, I have an excessive amount of coins doing the original 11234567 eight.

另外，我有過量的硬幣在做原來的11234567八。

I don't have enough, wow back into the pockets.

我沒有足夠的錢，哇，回到口袋裡了。

You go, I might have a coin, two dan hot tip.

你去吧，我可能有一個硬幣，兩丹熱小費。

If you come to japan, make sure you have cash.

如果你來日本，請確保你有現金。

Yeah, me son sheep.

是的，我的兒子羊。

Cool, fucking what?

酷，他媽的什麼？

Simon's coin probably there.

西蒙的硬幣可能在那裡。

It's all worth it.

這一切都值得。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Yeah, I need a Cheeto from burrito.

是的，我需要一個來自捲餅的奇多。

Let's ago that he's so what he's doing now is you want to make the rice flavor.

讓我們以前，他是這樣的，他現在做的是你想讓米的味道。

So he's doing probably the chicken and the onions adding in shrimp mushrooms.

所以他做的可能是雞肉和洋蔥，加入了蝦仁蘑菇。

It looks like.

它看起來像。

And then after that you add your sauce and then the sauce is then added in with the rice.

然後在這之後，你加入你的醬汁，然後醬汁再和米飯一起加進去。

So the rice is flavored.

是以，米飯是有味道的。

It's not just like a plain rice underneath it with.

它不只是像普通的米飯在它下面與。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Why am I not surprised that Simon is currently asleep.

為什麼我對西蒙目前正在睡覺並不感到驚訝。

All right.

好的。

Because we don't get it.

因為我們不明白。

You got a kite.

你有一個風箏。

Have you have to go by moss?

你必須要通過苔蘚來進行嗎？

I'm not gonna start with any mris facts.

我不打算從任何Mris的事實開始。

I'm just gonna start eating it before it gets cold.

我只是要在它變冷之前開始吃它。

I got the Tomato Cheese one.

我買了番茄乾酪的。

And I gotta tell you, I haven't had a normal rice in a very long while.

而且我得告訴你，我已經很久沒有吃過正常的米飯了。

Look at all that, see that scene.

看看這一切，看看那個場景。

You know what it smells like tomato soup.

你知道它聞起來像西紅柿湯。

Canned tomato soup.

罐裝西紅柿湯。

It's a very comforting food.

這是一種非常舒適的食物。

So, it's not like a fancy food.

是以，它不像是一種花哨的食物。

It's something that japanese moms would make for their kids.

這是日本媽媽會給孩子做的東西。

It's almost like going to a mac and cheese place or having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

這幾乎就像去吃通心粉和奶酪的地方或吃花生醬和果凍三明治。

You know, So, I got the half and half one.

你知道，所以，我得到了一半和一半的。

I've got the same tomato that Simon has.

我有和西蒙一樣的西紅柿。

But on the other side, I have the Demi glaze and this is kind of like a sweet beefy kind of gravy sauce that goes on top of it.

但在另一邊，我有Demi glaze，這是一種像甜牛肉的肉汁醬，放在它上面。

Gonna go straight on in mine has cheese as well.

我要直接進去了，我的也有奶酪。

To get a nice big bowl of fried comfort food.

為了得到一碗漂亮的油炸舒適食品。

Mm So, yep, mushrooms, cheese.

嗯 那麼，是的，蘑菇，奶酪。

Really fluffy egg on top.

上面有非常鬆軟的雞蛋。

It's almost like spaghetti with rice, right?

這幾乎就像意大利麵條加米飯，對嗎？

Like having spaghetti and cheese, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes.

比如吃意大利麵條和奶酪，洋蔥，蘑菇，西紅柿。

Such a great explanation of it.

對它的解釋如此之好。

Yeah, I mean, if you don't get the right spaghetti.

是的，我的意思是，如果你沒有得到正確的意大利麵條。

I wonder how many people are appalled by the idea of spaghetti rice.

我不知道有多少人對意大利麵條飯的想法感到震驚。

But I think you totally totally nailed it.

但我認為你完全完全釘住了它。

You like spaghetti?

你喜歡意大利麵條嗎？

You like rice one.

你喜歡米飯的。

Guess what we got for you.

猜猜我們為你準備了什麼。

I have tried to make these before.

我以前也試著做過這些。

Okay.

好的。

Like I want to do martina's midnight munchies.

就像我想做瑪蒂娜的午夜小食。

But I can suck.

但我可以吸。

I don't know how anyone does it.

我不知道任何人是如何做到的。

I looked at cooking with dog.

我看著與狗一起做飯。

She just does it with total ease.

她只是完全輕鬆地做到了這一點。

And I'm like, okay, I get it.

我想，好吧，我明白了。

You're older than me.

你比我大。

You've been cooking for a long time.

你已經做了很長時間的飯了。

It's gotta keep practicing.

它得繼續練習。

Mix up is great.

混合起來很好。

Scrambling parts awesome.

爭搶零件真棒。

And then suddenly it just turns into like hard cardboard.

然後突然就變成了像硬紙板一樣的東西。

It's like, I don't know this lush thing that they're doing.

這就像，我不知道他們正在做的這個茂盛的事情。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Is it just, you know, I wanted to get it.

是不是隻是，你知道，我想得到它。

This is called the Hayashi one smells like crunchy onions.

這個叫林氏的聞起來像鬆脆的洋蔥。

Black bean sauce.

黑豆醬。

But it's not a gravy sauce.

但這不是一個肉汁醬。

But it tastes to me like that young man.

但在我看來，它的味道是那個年輕人的味道。

Right?

對嗎？

I know.

我知道。

I just went off in your head and you have that right, on the korean black noodle.

我只是在你的腦海中一閃而過，你說的沒錯，在韓國的黑麵上。

We did like a whole video about it.

我們確實像一整個關於它的視頻。

Jack Union is like spaghetti with black bean sauce And that's this side.

傑克聯盟就像黑豆醬的意大利麵條，而這是這一邊。

And this is spaghetti with tomato sauce.

而這是番茄醬意大利麵條。

But it's in a spaghetti.

但它是在一個意大利麵條中。

They have rice and egg on it.

它們上面有米飯和雞蛋。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

And pickles on the side.

邊上還有泡菜。

Just like when we had korean pizza and it came with, are they sweet?

就像我們吃韓國披薩的時候，它附帶了，他們是甜的嗎？

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

That was a whole bane of our existence.

那是我們生存的全部禍根。

Try it not.

試試吧，不要。

My style of home or rice actually stands for Omu.

我的家的風格或米飯實際上代表了奧姆。

Which is omelet and rice.

這就是煎蛋卷和米飯。

Which is right now.

這就是現在。

This is a form of Yoshiko, which is kind of like Western style food.

這是吉子的一種形式，有點像西式食品。

You sometimes see like a japanese style spaghetti and what you do with like a lot of like hot dogs and ketchup and what not.

你有時會看到像日本風格的意大利麵條和你做的像很多像熱狗和番茄醬之類的東西。

It's not really that like authentic spaghetti, it's their own version of it and it's delicious.

這其實並不那麼像正宗的意大利麵條，這是他們自己的版本，很好吃。

More ice though.

雖然有更多的冰。

I've never actually seen omelet rice anywhere in north America.

我在北美的任何地方都沒有真正見過蛋包飯。

Is this a european thing?

這是歐洲人的事嗎？

I've seen omelets like France, does those fluffy, I'll write, I've seen lots of fluffy almost, but I've never seen almost on, right.

我見過像法國那樣的蛋卷，那些蓬鬆的，我會寫，我見過很多蓬鬆的幾乎，但我從未見過幾乎上，對。

So I'm not sure who got the idea of this being western food.

所以我不知道是誰得到了這是西方食物的想法。

I'll tell you what, I think this is some drunk dude had way too much old rice in the fridge, They were super hungry.

我告訴你，我認為這是一些喝醉了的傢伙在冰箱裡吃了太多的舊米，他們超級餓。

He had a can of tomatoes and he had like leftover bag cheese and he was like, I don't know.

他有一罐西紅柿，他有吃剩的袋裝奶酪，他說，我不知道。

And he threw in some onions and mushrooms.

他還扔了一些洋蔥和蘑菇。

This is like the pantry pasta that I make, yes, we have no food in our house.

這就像我做的儲藏室麵條，是的，我們家沒有食物。

We always have garlic or always have some onion that's like growing a sprout that we're like, should we eat this?

我們總是有大蒜，或者總是有一些洋蔥，就像長出了芽，我們想，我們應該吃這個嗎？

We're like, we're gonna, you know, try to peel it and it's like, it's like, so whether we like, it will be fine in the center, we always have so many mushrooms in the house and I just want to mention if you know the word shimaji, that's because when we went to the cat cafe when Simon shaved off half his beer.

我們就像，我們要，你知道，試著剝開它，它就像，所以我們是否喜歡，它在中間會很好，我們家裡總是有這麼多蘑菇，我只想說，如果你知道shimaji這個詞，那是因為當我們去貓咖啡館時，西蒙剃掉了一半的啤酒。

I'll take him to a cat cafe And there was a really cute cat and his name is Shaggy and I thought it was the cutest thing ever.

我帶他去一家貓咪咖啡館，那裡有一隻非常可愛的貓，它的名字叫Shaggy，我覺得這是最可愛的事情。

And then I found out it means mushrooms.

然後我發現它是指蘑菇。

Why was I talking about?

我為什麼會說到？

Oh my God, the jet lag sitting in for me.

哦，我的上帝，時差讓我坐立不安。

I don't ever get tired from jetlag.

我從來不會因為時差而感到疲倦。

I get like crazy, crazy.

我變得像瘋子一樣，瘋狂。

I'm pretty sure get more energetic than this.

我很肯定得到比這更多的能量。

And then the snail was like, but if I'm in the shell, the shell shouldn't matter if it's painted blue.

然後蝸牛就說，但是如果我在殼裡，殼是否塗成藍色應該不重要。

It's like a sailor moon metaphor, which is why I was trying to say it assignment that the important thing about over and rice coming together, what are we doing again?

這就像一個水手月亮的比喻，這就是為什麼我想說它的任務，重要的是關於過和米走到一起，我們又在做什麼？

He's got a little garlic.

他有一點大蒜。