Name: 惱人的橙色 - 粘液按鈕挑戰 (Annoying Orange - Slime Button Challenge)
Uploaded: 2021-11-30T17:45:53.000Z
Duration: 6 min 24 s

Fruit lovers ready to have the slime of your life.

水果愛好者們準備好擁有你生命中的粘液了。

Let's hope so because today we have little Apple what versus grapefruit.

讓我們希望如此，因為今天我們有小蘋果什麼與柚子。

Hey, good morrow in the slime button challenge.

嘿，在粘液按鈕挑戰中，早上好。

So the way it works is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

所以它的工作方式是，對，對，對。

I think we get an orange pressed the wrong button.

我認為我們得到了一個橙色的按錯了按鈕。

Uh, actually come on, let's get the show on the road over.

呃，實際上，來吧，讓我們的表演在路上結束。

哦，柚子已經選擇了，而且是正確的。

I'm gonna get absolutely covered in slime.

We pulled the last five women you went on dates with on average.

我們平均拉出了最近與你約會的五個女人。

They gave your fashion since a four out of 10 for general hygiene.

他們給你的時尚自一般衛生打了4分（滿分10分）。

他們突襲了你的3.2分（滿分10分）。

I thought I was gonna get covered in slime.

I know he didn't hurl any huge accusations, but it's the small stuff, the wounds, you know, I don't, but little Apple probably does make another wisecrack about my size and I wont you.

我知道他沒有提出任何巨大的指責，但這是小事，是傷口，你知道，我不知道，但小蘋果可能確實又對我的體型說了句俏皮話，而我也想你。

All right lou, big talk or little Apple's case.

好啦，大話不說，還是小蘋果的案子。

Hey, Little Apple, your first grade teacher had the following to say about you and I quote, he was a well mannered boy in somewhat competent at basic arithmetic as I recall.

嘿，小蘋果，你的一年級老師對你的評價如下，我引用一下，我記得他是一個舉止得體的男孩，在基本算術方面有些能力。

Okay, so I'm pretty sure I understand the rules.

好吧，我很確定我明白了這些規則。

Now you press the wrong button, you get mildly insulted by slime.

現在你按錯了按鈕，你就會被粘液輕度侮辱。

If you pick right, you get my way complimented by almost forgot you also won the keys to my Harley.

如果你選對了，你得到我的方式讚美，幾乎忘了你還贏得了我的哈雷車鑰匙。

對我來說，它總是寫得有點低。

我的身高如果是這樣的話，我甚至不關心。

Nobody told me pushing the right button could win me all surprises and stuff.

沒有人告訴我按下正確的按鈕可以為我贏得所有的驚喜和東西。

Well that's because you didn't listen to them.

I knew I should've gone with my second instinct instead of my first one.

我知道我應該按照我的第二種直覺而不是第一種直覺去做。

The wallet, cellphone keys, everything in the bag.

錢包、手機鑰匙、包裡的所有東西。

If you could see the look on your mug right now.

如果你能看到你杯子上現在的表情。

好吧，這是個多事之秋，輪到我了。

Uh it's a note from someone who has a crush on me.

呃，這是一個對我有好感的人的紙條。

幸運的是，你可能想把它翻過來。

And I was totally gonna push that button.

Next speaking of which, let's push on, shall we?

接下來說到這裡，讓我們繼續推進，好嗎？

You shouldn't keep her waiting grapefruit.

I don't care in case you guys just forgot about what happened a few seconds ago.

我不在乎，萬一你們只是忘記了幾秒鐘前發生的事情。

嘿，我有一個名字，你知道嗎？

You're telling me you went to medical school?