- Yeah. - It'll just brush through ⏤ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!

它就這樣刷刷刷地過去了，哇!

Ugh... this might have been a bad idea.

呃，這可能是個壞主意。

All right, Christmas is almost upon us, which means it is time to go get the family Christmas tree.

好了，聖誕節快到了。這意味著現在是時候和孩子們一起去拿家庭聖誕樹了。

Heidi's out with the boys, so me and Burke are taking the girls out for a little daddy-daughter day.

所以我和伯克要帶女兒們出去過一個小小的爸爸女兒日，但首先要做的是，我們需要一些可可。

- But, first things first... - We need some cocoa.

嗯，嗯。

Uh...! I have always been a real Christmas tree guy.

我一直是一個真正的聖誕樹人。

They look better, they smell better, and they're better for the environment 'cause they're all biodegradable.

他們看起來更好。它們聞起來更好，而且對環境更好，因為它們都是可生物降解的。

- Which one d'you like? - That one?

你喜歡那一個？

That one? What about this one, Juno?

那這個呢？

Yeah, that one.

你知道嗎？

Oh, my gosh, I know which tree we're getting; check this out.

哦，我的天哪，我知道這是真的。我們要去看看這個。

All these trees here are really nice, but there is one that has something that the rest don't have.

這裡所有的這些樹都非常好，但有一棵樹有其他樹所沒有的東西。

And it's this one; we gotta get the big one, don't we?

而且是這個我得得到大的，不是嗎？

- Yeah! - Yes, Burke is 4 foot 31 inches, so look how tall this thing is.

是的，伯克是4英尺31英寸。所以看看這東西有多高。

I don't know how he's gonna like it, but we're getting it and we're bringing it home.

我不知道他怎麼會喜歡它，但我們會得到它，我們會把它帶回家，這是不可能的。

That's not going anywhere.

是的。

All right, now that we've got the tree home, we have to figure out how to get it into the house.

好了，現在我們把樹弄回家了，我們必須想辦法把它弄進屋裡。

- See? Watch, watch. - I did it!

All right, we got our tree up to the house.

好了，我們把樹弄到了房子上。

I thought this door was bigger; let's get a measurement on it.

我以為這扇門會更大。讓我們對它進行測量。

- So we have to reduce the tree size by 60 inches... - Maybe. it just needs a haircut.

所以我們必須把樹的尺寸減少60英寸，也許。我只需要聽到。 嗯，嗯。 是的。

All right, it's easing in; it'll just brush through ⏤ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!

好了，這個緩和的過程。它就會刷刷地通過。

Ugh, okay, no, we're good; the screen just popped off the track.

啊，好吧。不，我們很好。 螢幕就這樣從軌道上彈了出來。

Let's not do that again.

讓我們不要再這樣做了。嗯。

I love it. I think it looks so good.

是的，我喜歡它。我認為它看起來很好。

Take a look; what do you think? Is Mommy gonna love it?

我喜歡它。

Yeah...

好的。

All right, Heidi just got home.

海蒂剛回到家。

Okay, yep, there she is.

好的，是的。她在那裡。

- Well, hello! - Hello.

你好，朱諾和伯克和斯威特。

Juno and Burke and Schleta and I have a surprise for you.

我還為你準備了一個驚喜。

Close your eyes, keep your eyes closed.

閉上你的眼睛，繼續閉上你的眼睛。

One, two, three, open up!

123.

Surprise!

哦，不奇怪，爸爸。

- Uh, Dad? - What?

- Where did you get that? - What is it?

你從哪裡得到的？它是什麼？

Look at the best part; look at Juno's star.

看看最精彩的部分。看看你知道的開始。

Did you see how we decorated it?

你看到我們如何裝飾它了嗎？

Your 10-millimeter sockets; can't forget those.

你的10毫米插座？不能忘記這些。

Okay, well, what happened to them? The⏤

好吧，他們怎麼了？

Here's the thing with that, it wouldn't fit through the door, so we had to cut off all the bottom limbs and then reattach them.

但問題是，它無法穿過門，所以我們不得不剪掉所有的底部肢體，然後重新安裝。

Kind of fills it all out.

有點像把它全部填滿了。

Yeah.

是的。

Really fills it out.

真的很充實。

Okay, babe, so what do you think?

好的，寶貝。那麼你怎麼看？

Well, it's absolute hilarious.

嗯，這絕對是搞笑的。

I love that it's real, but it's just really big.

我喜歡它是真實的，但它只是真的很大。

So, can we just get a smaller one?

所以我們能不能只給小一點的？

Funny you should say that, 'cause we also bought a normal tree...

你這麼說很有意思，因為我們也買了一棵普通的樹，我們可以放一個底部。

- ... that we could put at... - Burke bought; Burke bought it.

Sh... I got a backup.

我有一個備份。

- So... - Burke got a backup for you?

所以伯克為你準備了一個備份。

It's Burke's tree.

這是伯克街伯克。

- Burke, I'll get you a new tree. - Thanks, Burke.

我會給你一棵新樹。謝謝伯克。

We had fun, my friend.

我們有樂趣，我的朋友。

Well, the big tree didn't end up working out, but I did get to spend an awesome day with my daughter and the tree looks and smells great.

好吧，這棵大樹最終沒有成功，但我確實和我的女兒度過了美好的一天，這棵樹看起來和聞起來都很棒。

All right, babe, it's not huge, but do you like it better?

好吧，寶貝，它不是很大，但你更喜歡它嗎？

I love it. High five!

我喜歡它由五個釘子。

Nailed it!

Smells good in here, doesn't it?

這裡聞起來很香，不是嗎？沒有。 是的。 嗯。

Dad-Dude-Dad-Dude-Dad-Dude.

做做做。

Oh! Smells like the lumber yard.

哦，它聞起來像木材廠。