No, buts about it.

沒有，但是，關於它。

You've been a bunch of jerks.

你們一直是一群混蛋。

It's time to find out who made santa's naughty list and find out what jerky stuff they did to get there first.

現在是時候找出誰進入了聖誕老人的淘氣名單，並找出他們做了什麼生硬的東西來首先進入名單。

Sponge, bob square pants.

海綿，鮑勃方褲。

The sweetest sponge in town loves spreading joy and laughter to everyone.

鎮上最可愛的海綿喜歡向每個人傳播歡樂和笑聲。

But there was that one time he left squid word to be eaten by the abominable snow mall is oh yeah.

但有一次，他留下了魷魚的字樣，被可惡的雪山商城吃掉了，是的。

Gary, you are really motoring now.

加里，你現在真的在開車了。

Right guys, we forgot.

對了，夥計們，我們忘了。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是的。

Carrie the world.

Carrie the world.

There he is.

他在那裡。

No squid left behind.

沒有留下任何魷魚。

Spongebob, tisk, tisk, right to the naughty list.

海綿寶寶，"嘀"，"嘀"，就在調皮的名單上。

Next up Patrick star.

下一個是帕特里克明星。

This spectacular starfish always has the best intentions at heart.

這隻壯觀的海星總是把最好的意圖放在心上。

Although Patrick did plan to capture santa and holding prisoner for presence.

雖然帕特里克確實計劃抓捕聖誕老人，並將其囚禁起來，讓其存在。

What's that?

那是什麼？

It's a trap.

這是個陷阱。

The trap for santa.

聖塔的陷阱。

Uh, David with christmas treats, I will trap santa in my box, locked up like fort Knox and make him stop.

呃，大衛用聖誕禮物，我將把聖誕老人困在我的盒子裡，像諾克斯堡一樣鎖起來，讓他停下來。

The clocks will have christmas.

鐘錶會有聖誕。

Oh, here home.

哦，這裡的家。

Hey, your cookie.

嘿，你的餅乾。

That's a little rough around the edges.

那是一個有點粗糙的邊緣。

Patrick and lands him the second spot on the naughty list.

帕特里克，使他成為淘氣名單上的第二名。

Now for squid word, tentacles, squid word, maybe a grampus, but he has been known to do the right thing but taking a snowball fight with your friends to the next level is too much.

現在，對於烏賊詞，觸角，烏賊詞，也許是格蘭普斯，但他已經知道做正確的事情，但把與朋友打雪仗提高到一個新的水準是太過分了。

Oh yeah, yes.

哦，是的。

Patrick think squid words taking this really seriously, that last one had his clarinet in.

帕特里克認為烏賊的話真的很嚴肅，最後一個人把他的單簧管放進去了。

It looks like it's time for plan B.

看起來是時候進行B計劃了。

Not exactly the biggest surprise, but squid word joins the rest on santa's naughty list.

這並不是最大的驚喜，但烏賊詞也加入了聖誕老人淘氣名單上的其他內容。

Next up mr crabs.

接下來是螃蟹先生。

He may be harsh to his employees, but being a good parent is definitely nice, still being so cheap.

他可能對員工很苛刻，但作為一個好家長肯定是好的，還是那麼便宜。

You don't feed your sliding worms is pretty naughty, sneaky.

你不給你的滑動蠕蟲餵食是相當頑皮的，偷偷摸摸的。

Pack the money.

把錢打包。

Little guys come on mesh, wait a minute.

小夥伴們快來網咖，等一下。

I was going to feed you wave.

我本來要給你喂波。

Hi, Mr Crabbe.

嗨，克拉布先生。

I've just been turned into lunch meat by me own worms.

我剛剛被我自己的蟲子變成了午餐肉。

Oh, Robin, sir, we'll get you out of here.

哦，羅賓，先生，我們會帶你離開這裡。

Much appreciated boy.

非常感激的孩子。

That's pretty low even for you crabs and lands another one on the naughty list.

即使對你們這些螃蟹來說，這也是相當低的，而且又有一個人被列入淘氣名單。

Now, Sandy cheeks a true friend through and through when things get tough.

現在，桑迪在遇到困難的時候，會通過和真正的朋友打交道。

Yet she can get a little overly competitive and take things too far over bammer is the flavor.

然而，她可能會變得有點過度競爭，把事情做得太過火，超過了巴莫的口味。

Oh, I'm the queen of jellyfish feel.

哦，我是水母感覺的女王。

How does that feel?

這感覺如何？

Losers?

失敗者？

I don't like it.

我不喜歡它。

You, you too, Sandy things are starting to look grim for bikini bottom.

你，你也是，桑迪的事情對比基尼底層來說開始變得嚴峻了。

Next up Sheldon plankton, he does have a soft side for his computer wife, Karen, but there was that one time he turned everyone into jerks with Tony um fruitcakes, I'll give everyone in bikini bottom a president of the most innocent of all holiday goodies.

接下來是謝爾頓-痞子，他對他的電腦妻子凱倫確實有柔軟的一面，但有一次他用託尼嗯水果蛋糕把所有人都變成了混蛋，我會給每個穿比基尼底的人一個總統的最無辜的節日好東西。

The fruitcake and each and every slice will be laced with peritoneum.

水果蛋糕和每一片都會有腹膜的痕跡。

Once ingested.

一旦攝入。

No one can help becoming the biggest creepiest, meanest jerk ever at santa will realize that Sheldon J plankton isn't so bad after all and then I'll finally get what I really want for christmas, the crabby patty secret formula and shocking to know one plankton lands the next spot on the list you're up.

沒有人可以幫助成為有史以來最大的令人毛骨悚然的，最卑鄙的混蛋在聖誕老人會意識到謝爾頓J痞子畢竟不是那麼糟糕，然後我終於得到我真正想要的聖誕禮物，蟹肉餡的祕密配方和令人震驚的知道一個痞子降落在名單的下一個位置你了。

Mrs puff putting up with spongebob's driving earns her a lot of nice points although she did enter spongebob into a demolition derby under the disguise of extra credit.

泡芙夫人忍受著海綿寶寶的駕駛，為她贏得了很多漂亮的分數，儘管她確實在加分的偽裝下讓海綿寶寶參加了一場拆遷比賽。

Pretty gruesome.

相當可怕。

Huh?

嗯？

You gotta hand it to those guys.

你必須把它交給那些傢伙。

Risking their lives for our amusement, risking their lives for our amusement.

冒著生命危險供我們消遣，冒著生命危險供我們消遣。

I could finally be rid of spongebob.

我終於可以擺脫海綿寶寶了。

Mhm forever.

嗯，永遠。

I mean that in the worst possible way what's so funny?

我的意思是，以最糟糕的方式，有什麼好笑的？

I just thought of a way that you can earn some extra credit and with that mrs puff joins the rest on bikini bottoms, naughty list last but not least.

我剛剛想到了一個方法，你可以賺取一些額外的信用，而帕夫夫人也加入了其餘的比基尼底褲的行列，淘氣的名單最後但並非最不重要。

Gary.

加里。

The snail gary is fearless when it comes to standing up for the ones he loves still there was that one time he over shared his dreams when wearing the chatterbox translation collar.

蝸牛加里在為他所愛的人站出來時無所畏懼，但有一次他戴著話匣子翻譯項圈時過度分享了他的夢想。

Hello there, papa bob.

你好，鮑勃爸爸。

Oh gary now you can express your innermost thoughts in language I can understand I have so many questions lay em on me, papa bob, what do you dream about?

哦，加里，現在你可以用我能理解的語言來表達你內心的想法了 我有很多問題要問你，鮑勃爸爸，你夢見了什麼？

Mostly I dream and flying above it all.

大部分時間我都在做夢，在這一切之上飛翔。

That's me while I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.

這就是我，當我向我的敵人噴出火熱的毀滅時。

Hey if you're gonna dream dream big right you like scary santa definitely saw that and we'll be adding you to the naughty list to wait so everyone was naughty this year, that's not the feel good, warm holiday fuzzies we want.

嘿，如果你要做夢，就做大夢吧，你像可怕的聖誕老人肯定看到了，我們會把你加入淘氣名單，等待，所以今年每個人都是淘氣的，這不是我們想要的感覺良好，溫暖的節日絨毛。

Maybe it's not too late.

也許現在還不算太晚。

If only there was some way to get back into santa's good graces who and others are talking.

如果有什麼辦法能重新得到聖誕老人的青睞就好了，誰和別人都在說。

Never interrupt.

永遠不要打斷。

Don't the people down or leave the toilet seat up.

不要把人放倒，也不要把馬桶座墊放在上面。

It's the kind for family and holly and turkey.

這是為家庭、冬青和火雞準備的。

Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky santa brought nearly every gift on your list.

這是一個歡樂的季節，而不是生澀的聖誕老人帶來了你名單上的幾乎所有禮物。

Why whine about the woman he missed?

為什麼要對他錯過的女人發牢騷呢？

Don't be a jerk.

不要成為一個混蛋。

It's christmas.

現在是聖誕節。

It's christmas.

現在是聖誕節。

See a jerk.

看到一個混蛋。

It's christmas Now, that's the holiday spirit santa's looking forward.

現在是聖誕節了，這就是聖誕老人所期待的節日精神。

It's never too late to do the right thing and get back on the nice list.

做正確的事，重新回到好心人名單上，永遠不會太晚。

Be sure to tune in for more of your favorite holiday moments.

請務必收看更多您最喜愛的節日時刻。

Only on nick.

只有在Nick上。

Yeah.

是的。