Wait up guys, I'm coming.

大家等一下，我來了。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

All right.

好的。

Not to spoil anything.

不是要破壞什麼。

But I heard there are a bunch of crossovers in this movie.

但我聽說這部電影裡有一堆交叉的內容。

I love crossovers.

我喜歡交叉感染。

Do you think they'll do a crossover with batman?

你認為他們會和蝙蝠俠做交叉表演嗎？

They might.

他們可能會。

What about a crossover with Pokemon?

與《口袋妖怪》的跨界合作如何？

Probably not.

可能不會。

What about Scooby doo?

Scooby doo怎麼樣？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

Orange?

橙色？

Why would Spider man do a crossover with Scooby doo?

為什麼蜘蛛俠要和史酷比做交叉剪輯？

Probably because it's so much fun to say Scooby dooby doo.

可能是因為說史酷比是如此有趣。

That's pretty good.

這很好。

But try this one on for size, Scooby dooby doo.

但是，試試這個尺寸吧，史酷比。

Okay guys, doing all right, that's jace.

好了，夥計們，做得很好，這就是傑斯。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I said anything about crossovers.

我說過任何關於交叉的事情。

So you're saying you do it differently if you could Scooby dooby do it all over again.

所以你是說，如果你能讓史酷比重新做一遍，你的做法會有所不同。

All right.

好的。

In all seriousness though, I wonder if this is gonna be a fun Spider man movie or a dramatic Spider man movie.

不過說真的，我想知道這將是一部有趣的蜘蛛俠電影還是一部戲劇性的蜘蛛俠電影。

Mhm.

嗯。

Well, I got my answer ever since I got bit by that spider I barely ate.

好吧，自從我被那隻蜘蛛咬了之後，我得到了我的答案，我幾乎沒吃過東西。

We have one week where my life has felt normal Shark week.

我們有一個星期，我的生活感到正常的鯊魚周。

Always When you found out Spider man, Spider man making his many movies while tom holland still looks believably high school aged as they possibly.

總是當你發現蜘蛛俠，蜘蛛俠使他的許多電影而湯姆-霍蘭德仍然看起來可信的高中年齡，因為他們可能。

Can you watch that spell where you wanted everyone to forget the Peter parker, Spider man?

你能不能看一下你想讓大家忘記彼得-帕克這個蜘蛛俠的那個咒語？

Yes, I was hoping Doctor Strange would be in this movie said no, I ever started getting some visitors hold up.

是的，我希望奇異博士能在這部電影中出現，但沒有，我曾經開始得到一些訪客的支持。

Is that a monkey ball?

那是一個猴子球嗎？

It is not a pokey ball.

它不是一個波基球。

Every universe.

每一個宇宙。

Every universe means it could be a Pokemon.

每個宇宙都意味著它可能是一個小精靈。

Marcy's got you their parents.

馬西為你找到了他們的父母。

They should call it Spider Mon.

他們應該叫它 "蜘蛛門"。

Hello.

你好。

Peter this one.

彼得這個人。

Audrey pokey mine for the last time.

奧黛麗-波基的最後一次。

No one's a Pokemon, you're not peter parker and you're not batman yet.

沒有人是小精靈，你不是彼得-帕克，你還不是蝙蝠俠。

You're talking like this.

你是這樣說話的。

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

對不起，你叫什麼名字來著？

Dr Otto octavius.

奧托-奧克維尤斯博士

What does he have a doctorate in?

他在什麼方面有博士學位？

I wonder talking like this.

我想知道這樣的談話。

Seriously, what's your actual name?

說真的，你的真實姓名是什麼？

There are others out there.

還有其他的人在那裡。

We need to send them back so Scooby doo this crap about it.

我們需要把他們送回去，所以史玉柱這個廢話就不說了。

He said Scooby dance.

他說史玉柱跳舞。

The crossover of the century.

本世紀的交匯點。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Just because he said Scooby doo one time does not make it a crossover Scooby doo.

僅僅因為他說過一次史酷比，並不能使它成為一個交叉的史酷比。

This crap, this christmas is lit, This christmas is so much flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.

這個垃圾，這個聖誕節被點燃了，這個聖誕節這麼多飛到黑暗中去打鬼。

What do you mean they all die fighting Spider man, it's their fate.

你的意思是他們都會在與蜘蛛人的戰鬥中死去，這是他們的命運。

It's not Pokemon, I'm sorry kid.

這不是寵物小精靈，我很抱歉，孩子。

Yeah, me too.

是的，我也是。

Don't.

不要。

Oh no, he didn't.

哦，不，他沒有。

Oh what do you do to Spider man?

哦，你對蜘蛛人做了什麼？

I don't know, but it sure sounds like a mystery for Scooby doo and the gang.

我不知道，但這聽起來確實像是史酷比和團伙的一個謎。

A danger to our universe.

對我們的宇宙來說是一種危險。

Just like grapefruits parts, You're not gonna take this away from Peter, you're struggling.

就像葡萄果實的部位，你不能把這個從彼得那裡拿走，你在掙扎。

Damn everything you want while the world tries to make you choose creatures knocking off my fault.

當世界試圖讓你選擇生物敲掉我的錯時，你想要的一切都該死。

I can't save everyone.

我不可能拯救所有人。

That doesn't make any sense.

這沒有任何意義。

Okay, little Apple, here comes your chance, Chance to do what the card.

好了，小蘋果，你的機會來了，機會來了，做什麼牌。

It's gonna slam on the screen at any moment.

它隨時都會在螢幕上摔下來。

Can you feel it?

你能感覺到它嗎？

This is your chance to prove to everyone you're not illiterate.

這是你向大家證明你不是文盲的機會。

Yeah.

是的。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Get ready to read the guy.

準備好讀懂這傢伙。

I'm not gonna read the title card for marvel Studios Spider Man.

我不會去讀奇蹟工作室蜘蛛俠的標題卡。

No way home.

沒有回家的路。

Just because you said I have to wow you nailed it dude.

就因為你說我要哇，你就把它釘死了，老兄。

Really?

真的嗎？

And I can't stop them much.

而且我也無法阻止他們。

Like you can't stop this please.

就像你不能阻止這一切一樣，請。

No, please don't.

不，請別這樣。

Okay, well that was fun.

好吧，這很有趣。

Although I gotta say could be used more Scooby doo and more pokey mine and more Doctor Strange.

雖然我不得不說可以使用更多的史酷比和更多的波克雷和更多的奇異博士。

Here this is why everyone thinks you're boring.

這就是為什麼大家都認為你很無聊。

I.

I.