Um Is anyone else concerned right now?

嗯，現在還有人擔心嗎？

About what bro?

關於什麼兄弟？

They say we're playing a child's game and if we win we get a ton of money.

他們說我們在玩一個兒童遊戲，如果我們贏了，就會得到一大筆錢。

Hey.

嘿。

Yeah plus we got these dope track suit.

是的，再加上我們有這些漂亮的運動服。

I know but this feels weirdly familiar, pipe down before you ruin this for the rest of us.

我知道，但這感覺很奇怪，在你為我們其他人毀掉這一切之前，請閉嘴。

Dude welcome contestant.

老兄歡迎參賽者。

Oh my God today you will be playing a game of red light.

哦，我的上帝，今天你將玩一個紅燈的遊戲。

Orange light.

橙色的光。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Oh oh my gosh pair.

哦，我的天哪，一對。

This is just like squid game.

這就像魷魚遊戲。

It's not just like it.

這不僅僅是像它。

I think this is squid game luck.

我想這是烏賊遊戲的運氣。

Mhm Man.

Mhm Man.

How do we get out of here by following the rules.

我們如何通過遵守規則離開這裡。

Listen attention contestants the rules are simple when orange says red light, you're free to do as you please.

聽好了，參賽者的規則很簡單，當橙色說是紅燈時，你就可以自由地做你想做的事。

But when he says orange light you have to say something funny when he looks at you.

但當他說橙色的光時，你必須在他看著你時說些有趣的話。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

I have a question why is this called squid game?

我有一個問題，為什麼這叫魷魚遊戲？

That wasn't very funny.

這並不是很有趣。

But to answer your question, talk about an octo pie.

但是，為了回答你的問題，談一談八爪魚派。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

Come on.

來吧。

And that was funny.

這很有趣。

Everyone laugh.

大家都笑了。

Oh man it's so much easier to tell jokes when your friends are under duress.

哦，夥計，當你的朋友受到脅迫時，講笑話就容易多了。

Red light pair.

紅燈一對。

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

What's happening?

發生了什麼事？

Haven't any of you seen squid game?

你們沒有人看過烏賊遊戲嗎？

Honestly tried to but I don't like to read subtitles.

坦白說，我試過，但我不喜歡看字幕。

Look just do what they say when orange looks at you say something funny.

聽著，就按他們說的做吧，當橙子看著你說些有趣的話。

His physical company loud.

他的實體公司聲音很大。

I'm much better if I have some props.

如果我有一些道具，我就會好很多。

Orange light.

橙色的光。

Okay.

好的。

Never buy ho man he's looking at me.

永遠不要買豪門他在看我。

Tell him a joke.

給他講個笑話。

Any joke.

任何玩笑。

Okay um What was in the octopus of underwear.

好吧，嗯，內衣的章魚裡有什麼。

I don't know what quit Mark what I just got it but I had to think about it for a second.

我不知道什麼是退出馬克什麼是我剛剛得到它，但我不得不想一想。

You need good bro squid marks.

你需要好的兄弟魷魚標記。

This game is so great red light.

這個遊戲是如此偉大的紅燈。

Okay so everyone think of some jokes that way you'll have one ready to tell what he looks at you.

好的，所以大家想一些笑話，這樣你就會有一個準備好的笑話來告訴他看你的眼神。

I'm more worried about my delivery critics in the not so distant past and describe my stage presence as quote robotic stilted and offensively important.

我更擔心我的交付評論家在不久的過去，將我的舞臺表現描述為引用機器人的呆板和冒犯性的重要。

Could anybody teach me literally everything I was supposed to learn in my 36 part improv course real quick.

誰能把我在36個部分的即興表演課程中應該學到的東西都快速地教給我。

Orange light hanging out of time again.

橙色的光又掛在了時間之外。

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

You're up.

該你了。

I oh no he's breathing up.

我哦，不，他在呼吸了。

Oh dude just say something, do something anything good one little apple but I didn't do anything.

哦，老兄，你就說點什麼吧，做點什麼吧，好的一個小蘋果，但我什麼都沒做。

All I did was pedal myself and you're in luck because I have an unrefined sense of humor and bodily fluids are hilarious.

我所做的只是自己蹬腿，你很幸運，因為我有一種不講究的幽默感，體液是很搞笑的。

Go Oh okay well glad it worked out.

哦，好吧，很高興它被解決了。

Is there somewhere I could get this track suit dry clean.

有什麼地方可以讓我把這套運動服乾洗一下。

Now who should I look at next?

現在我應該看看誰是下一個？

What the is he looking at me?

他在看我什麼？

I think so.

我想是的。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Hey now I didn't prepare anything.

嘿，現在我沒有準備任何東西。

I didn't know I was gonna have to pass fred Fleitz.

我不知道我將不得不通過弗雷德-弗萊茨。

Chief oranges squinting around.

桔子局長眯著眼睛四處張望。

That's pro save it for the gate.

這是親身經歷的，把它保存在門上。

Oh right dang it.

哦，對了，噹噹。

That was a good one.

這是個好主意。

Look everyone the timer is running down.

看，每個人的計時器都在流逝。

This is the home stretch.

這是最後的衝刺。

If we can all manage to stay alive for another minute or so, we're home free.

如果我們都能設法再活一分鐘左右，我們就可以回家了。

Here's right, okay everyone focus up man, I'll off the half of my brain that's capable of bogus thing.

這就對了，好了，大家都集中精神，我把我那一半能做假事的腦子關掉。

Whoa, a bug, look at that.

哇，一個蟲子，看看這個。

Oh my gosh we're domed Orange light.

哦，我的天哪，我們是圓頂的橙色光。

Where did the down and out octopus go?

那個落魄的章魚去哪了？

I don't know where squid roe.

我不知道魷魚子在哪裡。

What you hear the one about the squid?

你聽說過關於魷魚的那件事嗎？

Who went into battle?

誰上了戰場？

Yeah, he was well armed.

是的，他的武器很好。

What does it take to make a squiggle?

做一個方塊字需要什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What about 10 tickles?

10個癢癢呢？

Oh you hear about the missing octopus?

哦，你聽說過失蹤的章魚嗎？

She was squinted.

她眯著眼睛。

Oh well that's actually kind of sad but also hilarious.

哦，這其實是一種悲哀，但也是一種搞笑。

Oh thank God.

哦，感謝上帝。

Mhm.

嗯。

Okay.

好的。

Okay nice work everybody you all did incredible.

好了，大家幹得不錯，你們都做得很好。

I'm happy to inform you that you will not be getting squished squished to death here today.

我很高興地通知你，你今天不會在這裡被壓扁壓死了。

Now if you'll kindly exit into the next arena you'll be introduced to the next game.

現在，如果你願意退出，進入下一個競技場，你將被介紹到下一個遊戲。

Hold the phone there's another one afraid so in squid game it's just one child's game after another but I won't risk my life anymore.

拿著電話，還有一個人害怕，所以在烏賊遊戲中，只是一個又一個孩子的遊戲，但我不會再冒生命危險。

I want to go home.

我想回家。

You sure we've got all sorts of annoyingly murderous games planned.

你確定我們有各種惱人的殺人遊戲計劃。

Tick tack toe.

嘀嘀嗒嗒的腳趾。

Orange.

橙色。

Orange rover dodge Orange um What's dodge Orange?

橙色漫遊車道奇橙色嗯 什麼是道奇橙色？

Yeah wow that dodge Orange.

是啊，哇，那個躲避的橙色。

Wait Orange, the rule book says if we all vote to go home, you have to let us leave.

等等，橙子，規則書上說如果我們都投票回家，你必須讓我們離開。

No man, I didn't think anybody would actually read that thing.

不，夥計，我沒想到有人會真的讀那東西。

I'm gonna have a heck of a time returning my ghost costume for duck, Duck Orange, all in favor of going home.

我將會有一個糟糕的時間來歸還我的鬼魂服裝的鴨子，鴨子橙，都贊成回家。

Say I?

說我？

Okay, okay.

好的，好的。

Well if everyone's gonna refuse to play annoying squid game with me, I guess we better get cracking great.

如果每個人都拒絕和我一起玩惱人的魷魚遊戲，我想我們最好開始行動。

So which way to the nearest exit?

那麼，哪條路通往最近的出口？

No cracking, Huh?

沒有開裂，嗯？

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。