Name: 章魚哥痴迷於蟹皇堡IRL？有木偶的海綿寶寶情節! (Squidward is Obsessed with Krabby Patties IRL ?? SpongeBob Episode with Puppets!)
Uploaded: 2021-11-20T18:10:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 52 s

The only people who don't like a crabby patty have never tasted one.

唯一不喜歡蟹肉餅的人從未品嚐過。

No wonder you're always so miserable here.

Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food, but it's good for you.

試試那些你稱之為食物的放射性淤泥球，但它對你有好處。

那東西是麵包上的心臟病發作。

我的意思是對你的靈魂有好處。

Listen, Spongebob, how long are you prepared to keep this up?

聽著，海綿寶寶，你準備這樣下去多久？

This crabby patty may be the most horrible pill.

這塊螃蟹般的肉餅可能是最可怕的藥丸。

Tread, poorly prepared vile un advertising disgusting excuse for a sandwich.

糟糕的準備，卑鄙的沒有廣告的噁心藉口的三明治。

It has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat and I curse this crabby patty to an early and well deserved grave.

它曾經是我的不快，從我的喉嚨裡溜走，我詛咒這塊螃蟹般的餡餅早早地進入了當之無愧的墳墓。

螃蟹肉餅是一個絕對的好東西。

沒有人能夠倖免於其美味的魅力。

I gotta have more weight after that performance.

在那次表演之後，我必須有更多的重量。

Good with I need a triple crabby supreme on a kelp fun with extra sea pickle and burn it to a crisp.

很好，我需要在海帶上吃一個三倍的螃蟹，再加上額外的海泡菜，並把它燒得很脆。

Oh they don't all have to like the same thing.

哦，他們不一定都喜歡同樣的東西。

Did somebody order a triple crabby supreme?

是不是有人點了一份三層螃蟹的超級大餐？

Well why don't you just leave it out here in case they come back, nope, a patty, this special should be eaten fresh and Well, I haven't had one of these babies in over 20 minutes so well, whoever they were, they had a great case.

好吧，你為什麼不把它放在這裡，以防他們回來，不，一個肉餅，這種特別的東西應該新鮮吃，好吧，我已經20多分鐘沒有吃這些寶貝了，所以好吧，不管他們是誰，他們有一個偉大的案例。

Ah They don't know what they're missing back to work.

啊，他們不知道他們錯過了什麼，回到工作崗位。

I have got to get my hands on a crabby patty and no one's gonna stop me.

我必須得到我的手的螃蟹餅，沒有人會阻止我。

I don't know where to start, but all that matters is that it's just you and me and nobody Edward.

我不知道從哪裡開始，但重要的是隻有你和我，沒有愛德華。

I always come to work at three a.m. What are you doing here?

我總是在凌晨三點來上班，你在這裡做什麼？

God, I forgot my why is the patty vault open?

天啊，我忘了我的拍檔庫為什麼會打開？

So I thought that and why are you holding up patty behind your back?

所以我想，你為什麼要在背後舉著帕蒂？

And why are you acting so nervous and why are you sweating so much?

還有，你為什麼表現得這麼緊張，為什麼出這麼多汗？

And why do you look so hungry and no, no way!

還有，你為什麼看起來這麼餓，不，不可能!

It's not what you think this is a big misunderstanding.

這不是你想的那樣，這是一個很大的誤解。

I am telling you, you better listen to me.

You like crabby patties, Don't you squid word?

I uh where you can't eat all those patties at one time when what's gonna happen?

我呃，在那裡你不能一次吃下所有這些餡餅，當會發生什麼？

It'll go right here guys, my thighs and then you blow up.

它就在這裡，夥計們，我的大腿，然後你就炸了。

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