Good one squid word.

好一個烏賊字。

You know what we say?

你知道我們怎麼說嗎？

The only people who don't like a crabby patty have never tasted one.

唯一不喜歡蟹肉餅的人從未品嚐過。

That's me.

這就是我。

Never had one.

從來沒有過。

Never will.

永遠不會。

Mhm.

嗯。

No wonder you're always so miserable here.

難怪你在這裡總是那麼悲慘。

Try this.

試試這個。

Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food, but it's good for you.

試試那些你稱之為食物的放射性淤泥球，但它對你有好處。

Good for you.

對你有好處。

That thing is a heart attack on a bun.

那東西是麵包上的心臟病發作。

No squid word.

沒有魷魚詞。

I meant good for your soul.

我的意思是對你的靈魂有好處。

Oh, police.

哦，警察。

I have no soul.

我沒有靈魂。

You won't be sorry.

你不會後悔的。

No, it's delicious.

不，這很美味。

Listen, Spongebob, how long are you prepared to keep this up?

聽著，海綿寶寶，你準備這樣下去多久？

Give me that when I die.

我死後把這個給我。

You stay away from my funeral.

你離我的葬禮遠一點。

Oh.

哦。

Mhm.

嗯。

I mean, yeah.

我的意思是，是的。

Yeah.

是的。

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

This crabby patty may be the most horrible pill.

這塊螃蟹般的肉餅可能是最可怕的藥丸。

Tread, poorly prepared vile un advertising disgusting excuse for a sandwich.

糟糕的準備，卑鄙的沒有廣告的噁心藉口的三明治。

It has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat and I curse this crabby patty to an early and well deserved grave.

它曾經是我的不快，從我的喉嚨裡溜走，我詛咒這塊螃蟹般的餡餅早早地進入了當之無愧的墳墓。

Mhm.

嗯。

Get it.

得到它。

But it doesn't make any sense.

但這沒有任何意義。

The crabby patty is an absolute good.

螃蟹肉餅是一個絕對的好東西。

Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

沒有人能夠倖免於其美味的魅力。

Nobody but me.

除了我，沒有人。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Does this look unsure to you?

你覺得這看起來不確定嗎？

No.

沒有。

Good.

很好。

Now go spread the word.

現在去傳播這個消息。

Wait till alive.

等到活著。

Way delicious wasted years.

浪費了很多年的美味。

I gotta have more weight after that performance.

在那次表演之後，我必須有更多的重量。

He would never let me live it down.

他永遠不會讓我活下來。

I gotta sneak one.

我得偷偷來一個。

Just one then.

那麼只有一個。

I'm off the stuff for good.

我已經永遠擺脫了這些東西。

Spongebob.

海綿寶寶。

Yes.

是的。

Good with I need a triple crabby supreme on a kelp fun with extra sea pickle and burn it to a crisp.

很好，我需要在海帶上吃一個三倍的螃蟹，再加上額外的海泡菜，並把它燒得很脆。

Okay, coming right up.

好的，馬上就來。

Listen, squid way too.

聽著，魷魚的方式也是如此。

I want to apologize for before.

我想為之前的事情道歉。

I was only trying to make you happy.

我只是想讓你開心。

Oh they don't all have to like the same thing.

哦，他們不一定都喜歡同樣的東西。

Don't go.

不要去。

Triple crabby Supreme.

三倍於螃蟹的至尊寶。

Triple crabby supreme.

三倍於螃蟹的最高境界。

Did somebody order a triple crabby supreme?

是不是有人點了一份三層螃蟹的超級大餐？

They must have left.

他們肯定已經離開了。

Well why don't you just leave it out here in case they come back, nope, a patty, this special should be eaten fresh and Well, I haven't had one of these babies in over 20 minutes so well, whoever they were, they had a great case.

好吧，你為什麼不把它放在這裡，以防他們回來，不，一個肉餅，這種特別的東西應該新鮮吃，好吧，我已經20多分鐘沒有吃這些寶貝了，所以好吧，不管他們是誰，他們有一個偉大的案例。

Ah They don't know what they're missing back to work.

啊，他們不知道他們錯過了什麼，回到工作崗位。

Mm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh yeah, army but home.

哦，是的，軍隊不過家。

I have got to get my hands on a crabby patty and no one's gonna stop me.

我必須得到我的手的螃蟹餅，沒有人會阻止我。

You're black.

你是黑人。

There it is.

就在那裡。

Mhm.

嗯。

Holy crap!

我的媽呀!

I don't know where to start, but all that matters is that it's just you and me and nobody Edward.

我不知道從哪裡開始，但重要的是隻有你和我，沒有愛德華。

Is that you spongebob?

是你嗎，海綿寶寶？

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

I always come to work at three a.m. What are you doing here?

我總是在凌晨三點來上班，你在這裡做什麼？

God, I forgot my why is the patty vault open?

天啊，我忘了我的拍檔庫為什麼會打開？

So I thought that and why are you holding up patty behind your back?

所以我想，你為什麼要在背後舉著帕蒂？

I know I didn't do it.

我知道我沒有這樣做。

And why are you acting so nervous and why are you sweating so much?

還有，你為什麼表現得這麼緊張，為什麼出這麼多汗？

And why do you look so hungry and no, no way!

還有，你為什麼看起來這麼餓，不，不可能!

It's not what you think this is a big misunderstanding.

這不是你想的那樣，這是一個很大的誤解。

You've got to believe me.

你一定要相信我。

I listen.

我聽著。

I am telling you, you better listen to me.

我告訴你，你最好聽我說。

Spongebob.

海綿寶寶。

You like crabby patties, Don't you squid word?

你喜歡吃蟹肉餡餅，對嗎？

Yes, I admit it my mad.

是的，我承認我瘋了。

I love Kirby paddies.

我喜歡科比帕德。

I uh where you can't eat all those patties at one time when what's gonna happen?

我呃，在那裡你不能一次吃下所有這些餡餅，當會發生什麼？

Am I gonna blow up?

我是不是要爆炸了？

Not worse.

不是更糟。

It'll go right here guys, my thighs and then you blow up.

它就在這裡，夥計們，我的大腿，然後你就炸了。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

I remember my first crabby patty.

我記得我的第一個蟹肉餡餅。