Yeah dude for the last time I am not your best friend.

是的，老兄，最後一次，我不是你最好的朋友。

Are you sure about that pair Because the winner of today's challenge gets 1000 smack arose.

你確定這對因為今天的挑戰的贏家得到1000個抽打。

No thanks.

不，謝謝。

I'm not your best friend and I didn't ask to be your special guest today you know what you're talking about?

我不是你最好的朋友，我也沒有要求成為你今天的特別嘉賓，你知道你在說什麼嗎？

Who said you were today's special guest know today's special guest is furniture child.

誰說你是今天的特邀嘉賓知道今天的特邀嘉賓是傢俱孩子。

Thanks for having me Orange.

謝謝你邀請我，奧蘭治。

Great to be here by I fight it.

很高興來到這裡，由我來戰鬥。

Did you see him pair?

你看到他對了嗎？

Oh my gosh he fired it.

哦，我的天哪，他解僱了它。

The timing was so perfect.

時機是如此完美。

Orange.

橙色。

Who the heck is this guy dude?

這傢伙到底是誰啊？

I'm far to choke you know who I am?

我遠的要窒息了，你知道我是誰嗎？

I absolutely do not sure you do.

我絕對不相信你會這麼做。

I've been in a bunch of episodes.

我已經參加了一堆劇集。

I hang out with orange like all the time.

我一直和橙色的人在一起。

No you don't you know honesty.

不，你不知道，你知道誠實。

I'm a bit surprised I haven't met a character in this kitchen named far to choke after all these years but your brand new dude and yet I'm Orange's best friend.

我有點驚訝，這麼多年了，我還沒有在這個廚房裡遇到一個叫遠遠的角色，但你的全新的夥計，卻成了奧蘭治最好的朋友。

No you're not.

不，你不是。

Oh yeah then why am I about to win the best friend challenge because I'm leaving.

哦，是的，那麼為什麼我即將贏得最好的朋友挑戰，因為我要離開。

No no no no no no pear pear Wait we don't have to do the best friend challenge.

We could just do the trivia challenge where I ask you general knowledge questions really fine by me.

我們可以只做瑣事挑戰，我問你一些常識性的問題，我真的很滿意。

I'll beat this guy a general knowledge any day of the week.

我可以在任何時候擊敗這傢伙的一般知識。

Yeah what's the last book you read the movies countless books because then I'm like the most well read guy on the planet?

是的，你讀的最後一本書是什麼，電影無數的書，因為這樣我就像地球上最會讀書的人？

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh alright pairs game man.

哦，好吧，對遊戲的人。

I mean, I don't mind?

我的意思是，我不介意？

Good, great.

很好，很好。

Yeah.

是的。

Bring it on.

帶來吧。

So good.

如此之好。

I mean totally didn't see that one coming.

我的意思是完全沒有看到這一點。

I give me a break.

我讓我休息一下。

Okay then just gonna put these old best friend challenge questions away and replace them with these new trivia, challenge questions.

好吧，那就把這些舊的最好的朋友挑戰問題收起來，用這些新的瑣事、挑戰問題取代它們。

Who wants to go?

誰想去？

I will.

我會的。

Well, I was gonna say, who wants to go fart?

嗯，我想說，誰想去放屁？

Oh, in that case I still will that comedy gold.

哦，在這種情況下，我仍然會有那個喜劇黃金。

I love this guy.

我喜歡這個人。

Can we just get this over with?

我們能不能把這個問題解決了？

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

For to joke?

為了開玩笑？

Your first question is what is the annoying?

你的第一個問題是什麼是惱人的？

Orange is favorite instrument?

橙色是最喜歡的樂器？

That's an easy one.

這是個簡單的問題。

The Kazoo hands down wrong.

卡祖的手是錯的。

It's actually the oboe.

實際上是雙簧管。

Orange thinks it's the only instrument that sounds more like a duck than the kazoo does.

奧蘭治認為它是唯一一種聽起來比卡祖笛更像鴨子的樂器。

What can I say if I could play a duck as an instrument?

如果我可以把鴨子當作樂器來演奏，我還能說什麼？

I totally would.

我完全願意。

Hey Orange, are you sure you switch the set of cards?

嘿，橙色，你確定你換了這套牌嗎？

Because that felt less like a general knowledge question and more like a best friend kind of question.

因為那感覺不像是一個一般的知識問題，而更像是一個最好的朋友那種問題。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

I definitely switch the cards.

我肯定會換卡。

Can I help it?

我能幫助它嗎？

If I'm famous enough to qualify as general knowledge.

如果我的名氣足夠大，有資格成為常識。

I guess that's a good point.

我想這是一個很好的觀點。

You know, what else is a good point?

你知道，還有什麼是好的觀點？

Mm hmm A pretty good one for it to choke I guess.

嗯......我想它是一個很好的窒息者。

Okay.

好的。

Now then odds around to what is the annoying?

現在再來看看什麼是惱人的？

Orange's favorite thing to touch to his eyeball his tongue.

橙子最喜歡摸到他的眼球他的舌頭。

Someone else's tongue he's right.

別人的舌頭他是對的。

I mean, come on, how funny would that be?

我的意思是，來吧，這將是多麼有趣？

Orange?

橙色？

Are you sure you're reading from the right question cards?

你確定你讀的是正確的問題卡嗎？

Oh yeah positive.

哦，是積極的。

What does the annoying orange find funnier than anything?

煩人的橘子覺得什麼比什麼都好玩？

This, nope, it's the concept of infinity, it's so terrifyingly large that if I don't laugh, I'll cry um orange about these questions.

這個，不，是無限的概念，它大得嚇人，如果我不笑，我就會哭嗯橙關於這些問題。

What's the annoying orange is favorite type of boat?

惱人的橙色是最喜歡的船的類型是什麼？

Motorboat, gravy, boat, what's the annoying orange is least favorite type of food, vegetables, food for thought.

摩托車，肉汁，船，什麼是煩人的橙色是最不喜歡的食物類型，蔬菜，食物的思考。

How many dimples does the annoying orange have on his entire body?

惱人的橘子全身有多少個酒窩？

934 935 dang it.

934 935 噹噹。

Who is the annoying orange secretly in love with?

惱人的橙子暗地裡愛的是誰？

Don't answer that.

不要回答這個問題。

That challenge is over.

這一挑戰已經結束。

Okay, bear wet.

好了，小熊溼了。

Oh man, but here's the twist.

哦，夥計，但這裡有一個轉折。

Are you ready for something that's really gonna blow your mind pair?

你準備好接受真正會讓你大吃一驚的東西了嗎？

Dude, I know what you were about to say, I actually didn't switch the cards.

老兄，我知道你想說什麼，其實我沒有換牌。

Yeah, I'm well aware of that, which means you actually are my best friend.

是的，我很清楚這一點，這意味著你實際上是我最好的朋友。

Ah man, I wish I had a best friend.

啊，夥計，我希望我有一個最好的朋友。

Uh jeez, I mean as happy as I am to have won 1000 smack a ruse, I do kind of feel bad for far to choke.

呃，我的意思是，雖然我很高興贏得了1000個抽獎的詭計，但我確實有點為遠的窒息而感到難過。

Excuse me, I smelled you from across the room Limburger cheese from stench more middle school, Right?

對不起，我從房間對面聞到了你的味道，林堡奶酪的臭味更多的是中學的味道，對嗎？

Photo choke is that you, you used to let me cheat off your smelling tests, wow that was fast Not to mention positively disgusting.

照片上的人是你嗎？你曾經讓我在你的嗅覺測試中作弊，哇，那真快，更不用說積極的噁心了。

Oh my gosh, dude, give me my money so I could get out of here money.

哦，我的天哪，夥計，把我的錢給我，這樣我就可以離開這裡的錢了。

Who said anything about money?

誰說過關於錢的事？

I dare.

我敢說。

You want?

你要嗎？

1000 smack arose.

出現了1000次抽打。

Oh, no, thanks, everybody, Laura.

哦，不，謝謝大家，勞拉。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yes, So.

是的，所以。