It's a me orange.

這是一個我的橙色。

Yes, very funny.

是的，非常有趣。

The race is about to start.

比賽馬上就要開始了。

Hope you're ready.

希望你準備好了。

Here we go, You know it?

在這裡，我們走了，你知道嗎？

I packed all my favorite items of banana peel.

我把所有我喜歡的香蕉皮物品都打包了。

An orange peel.

一個橘子皮。

An orange peel.

一個橘子皮。

I've never seen one of those before.

我以前從未見過這樣的東西。

What does it do?

它是做什麼的？

Not too much.

不要太多。

Just keeps me from being naked.

只是讓我不至於赤身裸體。

Oh, always good to bring an extra orange peel in case of skid marks.

哦，多帶一張橘子皮總是好的，以防打滑的痕跡。

All right, let's see.

好吧，讓我們看看。

What else do we got in here?

我們在這裡還有什麼？

Well, because because they'll signed picture of me meeting Gary Coleman, half eaten burrito.

嗯，因為因為他們會簽署我與加里-科爾曼見面的照片，半吃的捲餅。

Who the heck is any of this supposed to help you out on the track?

這些東西到底是誰應該在賽道上幫助你的呢？

Huh?

嗯？

Hey, here's to look at a picture of you and Gary Coleman could strike at any time, any place if you never met him, you'd understand what a relief.

嘿，這裡要看一張你和加里-科爾曼的照片，可以在任何時間、任何地點罷工，如果你從未見過他，你會明白什麼是解脫。

I remember to pack my orange shells now, I've definitely never seen one of those before.

我現在記得要把我的橘子殼裝起來，我以前肯定沒有見過這種東西。

Oh yeah, orange shells are the best.

哦，對了，橘子殼是最好的。

Watch this.

看這個。

Oh, that laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

哦，那笑聲就像黑板上的釘子。

You're so annoying.

你真讓人討厭。

What do I have to do to get rid of you?

我必須做什麼才能擺脫你？

Oh, that was quite a freak out, wowser, Bowser.

哦，那是相當嚇人的，Wowser，Bowser。

Word of advice.

忠告之言。

Trying not to annoy the billions of too much.

儘量不要讓十幾億的人太過煩躁。

They're very mean, You just met Bowser, but there's also worry.

他們非常刻薄，你剛遇到鮑塞爾，但也有擔心。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

And wa Luigi.

還有wa Luigi。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

Oh do they really talk like that?

哦，他們真的這樣說話嗎？

Yes.

是的。

And for some reason they always wow, whoa, wow!

出於某種原因，他們總是哇，哇，哇!

Yeah.

是的。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

What did I just say about annoying feelings well, as much as I'd love to stand here all day and cheated Jack, I'm a racing to win good luck out there, you're gonna need it.

我剛才說的是什麼煩人的感覺好吧，雖然我很想站在這裡一整天，欺騙傑克，但我是一個賽車的贏家，祝你在外面好運，你會需要它。

You know what you're talking about?

你知道你在說什麼嗎？

I'm not racing really?

我不是真的在比賽嗎？

Thank goodness.

謝天謝地。

Yeah, I'm just here to cheer on my friend Orange.

是的，我只是來為我的朋友奧蘭治加油的。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh well everyone stop saying why why why has the matter?

哦，大家不要再說為什麼，為什麼有這個問題了。

Well, good to see you again warrant wise up, wise up way.

好吧，很高興再次見到你，保證明智的，明智的方式。

Yeah.

是的。

Uh huh wow, that was fun.

呃......哇，這很有趣。

What do you guys want to do next moment's over while Luigi?

你們想做什麼下一刻的結束而路易吉？